kyle kent: I had no interest in commenting in ds thread,was only a gust ryt 4rm d beginin a regular visitor 4 dat mata.Well, i decided 2 open up u knw d crocodile must surely open hs mouth once in a while...let's make d thread going.
Here r some facts i ve 4 u guys.
* Uniuyo was formanly knwn as unicross(cross rivers state)
* Uniuyo was established in 1991 thou,was a college in d 1931s
* A quarter of d students dnt like d incumbent vc mrs comfort
* Uniuyo dnt allow cooking in d hostel due 2 an inferno dat happened some few yrs bk n students'document were destroyed includin cvs
* Uniuyo was among the top ten chosen sch in Jamb ds yr
* Uniuyo has d highest number of courses in Nigereia u cud see dat wen u were told 2 shade ur course number
* Uniuyo likes being strict u cud say abt ds 4rm d way ur hall was invigilated/examined
* Uniuyo dnt publish cut off pt n also if ur score is nt up 2 180 4get abt d word admission as dy say
* 60%-65% of d ibomites(aks) r likely goin 2 b admitted 4 each department
* As a result of ds d sch is populated with d ibomites
* 80% here r likely goin 2 b admitted if.....(Dnt bother 2 ask hw)
* 50% here r likely goin 2 miss there admission if...(Dnt 4get ur intersection)
* Uniuyo is very secretive
* There is an assumption dat there must ve been a dreaded mistake in d result since d list is nt out up 2 now.Well,u can also confirm ds 4rm d hundreds of incomplete results n "0 aggregate" or maybe a mishap in d result or something cos almost all d aspirants 4 law scored 300+ dats, d scores i ve seen so far hw did ds happen a question4 anoda day (remember i said assumption since d list is nt out up 2 now)
* Uniuyo takes 70% of ur myd now
* Lastly there is an unimaginable probability dat u will b admitted in 2 uniuyo.Click lyk if u bliv ds n ignore if u want 2 miss out.



I remain my humble sef kyle kent.C u next as a guest.Lol

Chukkasy: Concerning accomodation, its normally 8500, & all male freshers normally get allocated to d enviable 5 star m2 hostel....
concerning feeding, my broda, na anoda wahala b dat o. d cheap fud comes in d evenings, other restaurants sell quality fud at 200 a plate. boiling rings are contraband(though some girls cook secretly)...but come on, i'm sure u guys want d admission; whether cookn is allowed or not

Chukkasy: Concerning accomodation, its normally 8500, & all male freshers normally get allocated to d enviable 5 star m2 hostel....
concerning feeding, my broda, na anoda wahala b dat o. d cheap fud comes in d evenings, other restaurants sell quality fud at 200 a plate. boiling rings are contraband(though some girls cook secretly)...but come on, i'm sure u guys want d admission; whether cookn is allowed or not

DuchezRubie: So y'all ve problems lyk dhiz??.I wz serzly think my life had come to a sorry end,when I dint get admitted into the university ov my choice last year..after graduating from high school....tank God sha.....I'm still hoping en praying doh..one love y'all...

DuchezRubie: So y'all ve problems lyk dhiz??.I wz serzly think my life had come to a sorry end,when I dint get admitted into the university ov my choice last year..after graduating from high school....tank God sha.....I'm still hoping en praying doh..one love y'all...

Allen kee:

I started another page! Can this be true? Dancing skelewu on point.

You had time to answer that kind of question?

fr3edoh:

please hope they accept NECO....

Allen kee:
hmmmm I feel so relieved.

gameboi: Guess what guys!
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I checked UNIUYO's website today and you wouldn't believe what I saw
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You can confirm it for yourselves @ www.uniuyo.edu.ng
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Ehn Ehn!!! Back to what I was saying.
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I was talking about the new update I saw
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Mma Ekpo looked a bit older when I checked her pix today.
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Is there any reason for that?

Ochhie:
Lol not only u oo! I always imagine my name in the list. I don't go a day without thinking abt it. See prayer in church today nah! I even related today's topic in church to this uniuyo ish and then I started rejoicing. All is well

Donchukszy:
am rite here o!u seem 2b dominatin in ds thread

Donchukszy: Xo no one knws abt uniuyo cut off mark nd wn d list wil b out?

Ochhie: D ish is that uniuyo is just to slow!
I check their website daily, read on this trend almst everyday and read how people's posts convey my mind, thoughts and problems. Let's just bliv it will be a story to tell one day jus as my dad always say. #BELIEVE

Ochhie:
Good info! But guy, pls which one is UI? How can I also get info frm there or wat's their website?

Kingsleypower@:
what about LAW??...how many candidates were admitted into the LAW department last year??

gameboi: I just thought of something. Is it possible for a person to defer admission from Biochemistry to Medicine i.e to switch course once he/she has gained admission. Not that I've given up on medicine oh! It's just that everybody here dey talk say my beards don dey TURN UP and I don't want to stay at home again this year.

Allen kee:

Medicine don't go beyond 41.

Allen kee:
We know jare.

Allen kee:





SO YOU GUYS ARE KIDS!!!!!
If I tell you my story, then you will know that yours is not a problem at all and you will thank God for every situation.
Keep the fire burning don't let your past hunts and discourages you. Set your mind on your goals and always try to ignore every negative thought that tries to remind you of your past mistakes.

Successful people keep moving they make
mistakes but never quit.

They refuse to allow their past failures discourage them, they keep moving untill they attain their goal and when they acheive it, they know the true value of it because they suffer for it.
Once again keep moving because you are on the right path to making your future easy.