₦airaland Forum

sexybbstar:
"Sips beans water"

I can see you enjoy mmiri beans.

darbeelicous:
if them like make Dem fire katapult of envy......
Them throw us bomb of jealousy.....
Them stand dey eye our progress......
They cannot put assunder....

Ok na...
Still dey there.
Just because you haven't caught him doesn't mean he doesn't fvck outside.
Men eventually get tired of the same pussy, and seek for a tight honey pussy.
We just can't help it...

The question is, for how long will he be faithful before finally devouring another pussy?
But hey...it's good you have faith and trust your baby.
Keep it up...

darbeelicous:
yea some don't! My baby doesn't cheat don't ask me how I know! love u baby!

Story...dey there na!

nijaomegacode:
I met the girl today. She was in a very bad mood so I couldn't ask her the ultimate question. But something happened when she was talking to the group ( which I am the only guy present); she unconsciously and continuously robs her chest ( you're right, I mean to say her breasts). When she noticed my eyes were fixed on hers, she became conscious of the act ( she didn't stop like you think she would) and continued. She then looked at me( still robbing the chest) and said 'I am sorry o for robbing my chest '. Before I could say anything, she continued with her discussion with the group explaining how God saved her life from the deadly hands of illness. As soon as the meeting finished, I tried to follow her and say something to her but she had gone before I could make it to the door. Honestly, I really really love her this girl but she seems to not show any other sign if interest in me except for the eye contact she maintains with me which have become very frequent and does not last more than 2 -3 seconds. Just keeping my good advisers updated. Your opinion to whether she's into me or not is welcome!

This guy, you be proper Ju man...I swear!
So even after all the hints, the green lights, the advice from experienced Nairalanders, you still dey ask questions?
Keep asking, ok?
I hope that when you finally gather liver to say whatever rubbish that will come out of your mouth to her, na slap she go scatter for your face for being too slow.
You too dull abeg!

Beneh:
Simply say hi, excuse me or hello young lady!....if she
gives u harsh looks, just don’t worry proceed by
saying “can i get to know the time?” if she replies I
have got no watch, just relax and make it look like
you felt bad by her not telling you what the time is!
Now pretend and say, my phone’s battery is low and
it is were I normally check the time from. At this
point, throw her a question like, can you help me
check on your phone? In a bit to show off, she will
quickly bring it out and tell you what time it is. Tell
her thanks but don’t end there, ask her the type and
model of her phone, when she tells u that, make sure
you complement her by saying, “Wow! Nga ur phone
is nice” proceed by telling her u would like to get the
same type and model of phone like hers and hope it’s
not expensive.
When she answers u, tell her u would like to get a
real view of it by holding it, when she grants u
permission, chip in ur name by saying am Sweetman
. Kati at this point, don’t rush asking hers
immediately, give her the phone back and commend
it for the second time, now compliment her by
thanking her for the little time she spent with u. After
responding, you can now say nice time to her, but as
you go, say “oh u didn't tell me ur name”
When she tells u the name, make her feel it’s the best
name u have ever heard of. After that, ask her if she
stays around, if not drop ur number to her but don’t
ask for hers immediately. Now ask her where she’s
heading to. When she tells u, make it look like u feel
bad by telling her u have to leave and that u are
heading somewhere.
Now tell her not to worry maybe next time….and
when she’s leaving like 2 steps away 4rm u, call her
by her name, when she stops walk up to her and say
u didn’t remember to give me ur number. She will go
like ohhh that’s true Sweetman, when she gives it to
u, promise to give her a call. After a little while send
her a text and for the next 2 days stay wit d text, on d
3rd day give her a call. Hope this will help some of u
who fear approaching strangers.
I actually used the same tricks on a MUK babe who I
happen to call my girlfriend these days!
Credit: General Sweetman
Use these tips at your own risk!!!

Utter rubbish!
Talking to a girl for the first time doesn't have to be that tedious, cumbersome, and rehearsed.
It has to be natural, effortless and engaging.

Getting a girl's attention/talking to a girl is quite easy.
The number one rule: show her respect and humility.
What do I mean?
Ok for instance, you see this chick you've been eyeing for a while, but you don't want her to turn you down or you don't know the right words/line to use.

Simply approach her (it's always better to approach her in the opposite direction, so that you can actually make her to halt and give you audience, no matter how little)
When you approach her, the first thing you must do is to greet her, even if you're 20 years older than her, this method usually works...trust me!

When you greet her (good morning, good afternoon or good evening) she will be impressed with your humility, and will be forced to stop to hear what you have to say.
Then you can proceed by saying: I'm really sorry to bother you, but I've been seeing you around, do you stay somewhere close?
Whatever her answer is, follow it up with a quick compliment and a nice smile on your face.
You can say: nice outfit!

By doing so, you've broken the ice.
Engage her in a chit-chat...try to make her a bit comfortable and relaxed.
Collect her number when you feel you're done, but of course getting her number doesn't mean you'd fvck her.
The chase continues after you've gotten her digits.

So you see?
It's easy to talk to a chick, it all depends on how witty, and your manner of approach.
The 'excuse me' thing is outdated, and once you say that to a chick, she immediately knows you want to ask her out.
Thank me later!

Starbeams:
Where is your location sir? We do home service with a separate charge. We can come with our scanning machine. I am familiar with your car problem. Call.. Thanks.

My location: Mab Global Estate, Karsana District Abuja.
Will give you a call shortly!
Thanks!

Hello Starbeams,
I have a '06 Infiniti M35 parked at home for a while.
The problem is this: whenever I select the gear to D, it usually produces a 'KPUM' sound.
Then when I try to accelerate, it lags before picking up.
Also when the gear tries to shift into either 2 or 3 (not sure), it also produces another disturbing noise that can be felt within the heart. Lol

I decided to just park the vehicle to avoid complications.
From your experience, what do you think the problem could be?
If it's a transmission problem, is it something you can fix, or do I have to change the whole transmission, because I heard it isnt a wise idea to work on transmission problems, it is better to be changed.

Also, do you guys do home service? For instance, if I decide to scan my vehicle first, can you bring your tools and do the scsnning at home?
Attached is a picture of my beloved machine.
Thanks!

TonyeBarcanista:
By TonyeBarcanista

I have been watching with keen interest some comments credited to some people of bad conscience with respect to the health status of President Muhammadu Buhari. In fact, I am yet to come to terms with the fact that some living things that called themselves humans have been trying so hard to convince their evil minds that Mr. President is dead even when they are neither the Doctor that “certified” him dead nor an attendant in the mortuary that watches over his “corpse”.

The questions I beg to ask are: Who want Buhari dead? What purpose will it serve should Buhari die (God forbid)?

Who Benefits Should Anything Happen To Buhari?
I have taken my time to study the political environment and dynamics of Nigeria, and I came to conclusion that should anything happen to President Muhammadu Buhari (God forbid), there will be NO beneficiary in the real sense.

While some may argue that the Vice/Acting President Yemi Osinbajo will naturally stand to benefit due to elevation to the number 1 seat, the reality is that he will be frustrated by kinsmen and supporters of Mr. President, as lots of conspiracy theories will fly round. Under such condition, he will neither have the peace of mind to discharge his duties nor will it enjoy the support of Buhari kinsmen should he seek a term in 2019. In fact, the political environment will be polarized beyond imagination.

Of course, we all know that the demise of a President will NEVER be to the benefit of the opposition party. This is because the constitution doesn’t allow for fresh election upon the demise of a President/Governor but permits the Vice/Deputy, a member of the ruling party to succeed the boss without recourse to the opposition. This simply means neither PDP nor any opposition stand to gain should anything happen to Buhari. In addition to this, the ruling party will always placate supporters and tribesmen of the President and use sympathy vote to win 2019 (just like GEJ/PDP did in 2011).

Why then should people wish for the demise of Mr. President? How inhuman can some living things that pretend to be humans be? Should parochial/political inclination blind our sense of brotherly love and humanity?

Buhari’s State Of Health:
I will want to believe that the President is in safe condition irrespective of the wishful thinking of some group of people that doesn’t wish well to the country. If his spokespeople insist that the President is doing well, I think it is appropriate for Nigerians of good conscience to believe the report and wish safe health to Buhari.

Nobody is a custodian of life, only God determines who live and who should return to the dust. Our duty is to pray for safe health always but we must NEVER play God. In fact, there are lots of precedents to point that people who wish death to others without cause usually die before those they wish. I will refrain from citing instances because I wouldn’t want to hurt anyone, nevertheless. We should be mindful of what we wish others.

Muhammadu Buhari is first a human, husband, and father before being a President. Nobody will be happy reading/seeing death rumours/wishes of his/her relative(s). I am sure that carriers of the Buhari death rumour will go amok if another person tries it on their fathers and other relatives. We shouldn’t play politics with human life.

I was glad when the Chairman of PDP, HE Senator Ahmed Markafi during the expanded Caucus meeting yesterday prayed for safe health of President Buhari, that shows maturity of the party under his leadership.

Make no mistake, I am not a fan of the administration, and I believe that we deserve a better deal, but I will never wish for such through death of the President irrespective of what some of the President’s supporters may/might have wished others in the past. Instead, the ballot box should be the vehicle for change in government. Only those with insanity will wish otherwise.

I wish Mr. President good health and long life beyond the expiration of his Presidency.



May God Bless Us All And Bless Nigeria

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F uck off!
He must die!









By the way, while you're at it ( f ucking off), you can happily join him and DIIIIIE!
Kapish?

Horus:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSviypuZdIA

President Buhari's Health: Minister Asks Nigerians To Disregard Rumours

Yeah yeah, just like yaradua's...

Make em just kpai na...haba!
Which kin nonsense be this?
Buhari, biko nwuo ka anyi zuru ike...after all, you don ripe for onwu.

Fire on!

idupaul:
Some men don't respect themselves sha ..was it the wife that was working for him?

This!
That car shoulda been given to his aide for hard work, or presented to the couple as a gift.
I won't be surprised though, if Ubah is eating that toto.

Alexander35:
wow nice to know u re from Isiekenesi am from Dikenafai

Nice one!

valicious1:
Ideato women are like ohaji/obowo women. Very local, unintelligent and myopic with little or no zeal for education.

You're so silly and ignorant!
I'm from Ideato south to be precise (Isiekenesi), and our women are one of the most educated in Imo.
In the 90's during Evan Enwerem's tenure, the commisioner for Education was from my side (female of course)
In fact from my kindred alone, there are numerous female Barristers and Doctors, so I really wonder where that dimwit got such unintelligent info from.

Adanna86:
Lmfaoo she doesn't want him to tink she easy, she showing she in control lol my sisters are like that shaa that why I'm laughing at the pic.

Nne, kedu?

White girls are different in bed...most times.
Why are they different?
(1) They easily get wet, without much pre-intimacy.
(2) Most times, they take the initiative without waiting for you to ask them. For instance, they immediately go down on you and grab d!ck by the ballz!
(3) They won't expect anything in return after the fvck, unlike most of our black sisters.
(4) White girls are more likely to squirt during sex, especially the Asians and Latinos.






Talking from experience!

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This is getting interesting. More, more...

Where them dey? Those wey don see the goddess, make una come talk.

chieveboy:
I understand that there is no law or power that can conquer (harm) love.

Britboy, in anything, you should only fear your fears. Fear is only the enabling environment for evil of whatever nature...love is the counter of that.

Have you heard of Auras before? It is a protective veil on every living thing. A loving person has his and so is a fearful person. That of the fearful is pierced and they attract all manner of things they fear...like attracts like...

A young girl passed by a dangerous street of thugs unattacked. It has to do with her attitude: a fearless-you-cant-harm-me attitude...if she turns back to the same street with a fearful attitude, she gets attacked.

Harboring a fear of being harmed whether you are in heaven automatically switches you to a region your fears can get actualized. It is a law of nature or of Physics!

Simply love, and do this humbly and gratefully...not every one gets the privilege to. It is the only force to reckon with, not evil. Thanks.

Well said!

Maxi112:
Jesus!!!! igala people


I've one in my area from igala too, this girl can greet for Africa worst it all, she bent down a times to greet me who does that? I'm even tired of her Good morning sir bla bla bla


so this peeps are bad like these?

Don't get it twisted...all tribes have their fair share of juju practices. Not limited to a few tribes.