A student spat saliva and rubbed it on his head.

Teacher: What stupid thing are you doing? Why are you smearing your head with saliva?

Student: Madam! I overheard my Mum last night telling my Dad in their Bedroom, that if it is hard and not entering properly, he should apply saliva on the head and it will surely enter! Because what you are teaching is not entering, I have to rub saliva on my head maybe it will eventually enter my head.

5. 5% of all Mess are released when one is seated on the toilet.

i disagreed with you on no5, its almost 35% released when seated on the toilet because on the toilet what you will be hearing is PU-PU-PU-PRA-PRAPRA...so on till u finished ur toileting...

mercedes230

PretiEbony: Mtschew!

ur nyash der

A man from Eastern Nigeria had 2 sons, named Mogulo and Bin who sat for WAEC exams. When the result came out, their father called both of them to ask them some questions:

Father: Mogulo, come here, good you did very well in your exams, you got A's in almost every subject.

Mogulo: Yes daddy, I want to study in America that's why I got A's.

Father:... and you Bin, can you explain why you got F's in almost every subject?

Bin: Papa because I want to study in France.

A man and his wife were in court for divorce,the problem is who gets the custody of the child.
THE WIFE jumps up and says,your honour I brought the child into this world in pains and labor, he should be in my custody.
The Judge turns to the husband and asked what he has to say.
THE MAN then said calmly "your honour, if I put my ATM card into an ATM machine and cash comes out... whose cash is it....... the MACHINE OR MINE?

Dis bigvagina...i wonder hw big inside ur virgina will be...lol

gud1

A guy was roaming around the streets feeling very hungry. He saw a sign board outside a restaurant which read: "EAT AS MUCH AS YOU CAN AND LET YOUR GRANDCHILDREN PAY THE BILL". He heaved a sigh of relief, smiled, walked into the restaurant and ordered for different kind of palatable dishes. He ate as much as he can and the waiter gave him his bill after eating. On seeing the thunderous bill he smiled, pointed to the sign board and said; "Don't you see, only my grandchild needs to pay for this bill". The waiter replied; Sir, this is not your bill. This is your grandfather's bill

Gilmanjero...wetin be ur own sef, people dey fight here because of old joke posted, u still carry ur copy copy come put here..ur brokos der

whats dis...ur brokos der

smelling toto

copy copy...ur brokos der

illicit: leggo!
Who will sell his matchet and wear d sheath to battle?
Ibo man
Who will go to war and expect food frm enemies?
Ibo people
Who will start a war to save his people and desert dem wen dey need him most?
Ibo soldier
Who will travel frm onitsha to a very faraway place to kidnap a vip in a relatively unknown terrain like osun state?
Ibo men
Who will sit on a wheel chair and talk about tins dat are better forgotten, count his losses as if dey matter wen its obvious dat d rest of d world has moved on beautifully?
An ibo author
Pls contribute urs

who dey like to shit for inside poole, wether small or big person?
yoruba people
who be ofe-mmanu?
yoruba people

MOGUL.O:
Why haven't i been able to post any thing since last week!

Mod! Na so una dey ban people ??

If yes!Then what did i do?? This is rubbish!I mean this is Madness in the highest order! I can't take this sheet anymore.......... Do u just ban someone because you want to exercise ur power? Huu? huu?

Who am i even talking to

Ok! Mukina/Dani1hate listen....


Infact! Dani am sure u are the one!


Be warned oooooo before huummmm.....................................









Nonsense!

Ok! But the most important thing here is that AM BACK with full force....


Let the show begin!

good for u....akpa-brokos

SO WE SEE AM TODAY

MOGUL.O:
Copy copy

Mugu--l ur nyash der

A man was walkin in a bush wen he saw a lion right in front of him,he knelt down & began prayin 2 God 2 deliver him,whn he open his eyes,he saw d lion kneelin also n prayin, he ask d lion"mr lion are u also a xtian"? D lion replied,"shut up! don't u pray before u eat"?

i slept wit ur sister 3times....ode

A man and his wife were sleeping, the wife had a dream, she woke up scared and cried. Her husband asked why she cried, she replied: “I had a dream that a very rich and handsome man kidnapped me from you.”

Husband: “It is ok honey, it was just a dream.”

Wife responded loudly: “That is why I’m crying...

[b][/b]Lol..claiming to be the joke boss while i am not is still a joke....so wetin u wan talk?

where is d joke there....ur punishment is "gbam" i gv u BIG-BROKOS, size 48

hey u MUGU-L what is dat supposed to be if not joke...ur brokos der! *yawn*

do you s-ex ashawo without condom?

south africa is pretoria not Johannesburg

welcome Ann-imal

so the man don dey chop rubbish for house all dis while...

so therefore

‎3 men rushed their 3 pregnant wives to the hospital for delivery.Shortly after the women had been taken into d labour room,a nurse came out and asked "who is Mr Paul that works with 3 crown's milk?"He(mr paul) answered,and the nurse said "congratulation s,ur wife has given birth to a triplate.D nurse went in and came out again and asked "who is mr Chuks that works with 7up botling company?"Mr Chuks answered,the nurse again congratulated him dat his wife had just delivered of 7 babies.B4 d nurse could go inside and come out,d 3rd man had run away because he works wit 33 larger beer...hahahahahaha..wahala dey ooh

imagine these 2 brother's named P-Square, they sang a song called DO ME & got IFUNAYA pregnant, so they ran to escape the TEMPTATION but their BUSY BODY could not allow ... them stay, becos E NO EASY, so they ran into DANGER till they began to ROLL IT until the GAME IS OVER. they have now decided to trick BEAUTIFUL OYINYE by telling her: you must CHOP MY MONEY...!!!

Husband: honey.. Can I go to Bangkok next week..with my office friend..
Wife: sure baby why not.. but before u go I have one condition..
Husband: whats the condition honey?
Wife: the Conditon is dis, open d link......
http://bb.ta7a.com/upfiles/ta7a-MPu03915.jpg

ur nyash flat like hausa slipas