dis joke follow.....kip it up

We r talking abt Jokes here, u r asking rubbish que.....I HARMER UR BROKOS THERE WITH SIZE 49!!!

Anyone wey talk rubbish here...Armed Robbers go cooly collect N2000 from him/her without any injury...By the way, how old is the MAMA AWO? My own mum died at 60 who do i complain to...Abeg make una stop rubbish talk here...

1, HONEST
2, RESPECT
3, PATIENT/ENDURANCE
4, EDUCATED
5, FINALLY, MUST KNW HOW TO COOK.................

Chinese couple living in Lagos gives birth to a black baby, in anger husband demands from wife.....Chu: Why baby black? Wife replies: We live in Nigeria, no electricity, me hot, you hot, Sex hot....baby burnt!!!

A chinese man married an african lady and have a child with her. Two months later the child passed away....At the funeral house one of the lady relatives kept sobbing and crying, kept on saying "I JUST KNEW IT"!!! So a family elder pulled her ouside and asked her, wht she knew...she replied, chinese products doesnt last!!!!!AMA-FONG-KONG....Lol

copy cat

A thief broke into a mad man's house & stole a TV. He took off & started running, d mad man also ran after him.
The faster he ran, d faster d mad man also ran after him. Finally he got tired & stopped, d mad man also stopped & told him "Take dis, u 4got d remote"

An Old farmer wrote a letter 2 his son in prison,saying:Dis yr i won't plant potatoes,cos u r not around to dig d farm 4 me.D son replied: don't even think of digging d farm land cos dat's where i buried d Money i stole.D Nigerian police read d letter,d next day,dey went 2d farmer's house n dug al his farm land,but found notin.D next day,d boy wrote to his Dad; nw u can plant ur potatoes.Dat's al i can do 4rm here.

A girl asked her boyfriend, honey,why is it that when a girl have intimacy with more than one guy, she's a slut;people hate her, but when a guy does the same, he is a legend? the guy answered... "if a door is opened with more than one key, it becomes a useless door no one will want to keep anything important in a room with such door, but if a key opens more than one door, then its a MASTER-KEY

smoke

NA FOR THEIR BROKOS DEM GO CONNECT THE METER...YEYE PEOPLE

hahahahaha.....police insp. with his lie lie...na bizness he dey dat border area dey do come leave his work....see pol inspector wey his salary no reach 40k dey drive new camry come get 2m for piginhole, who come knw how much dey house and bank....jesus christ

una black nyash there....rubbish....5000 koo 2000 nii

oboy i can get u the egypt visa for 80k u can contact me on kingsy4south@yahoo.com if u are serious abt it

HI JERRY
THE MAGIC JACK U ARE TALKING ABT IS IT NEW IN A PACK OR FAIRLY USED. AND WHAT IS UR LAST PRICE FOR IT AND WHERE IS UR LOCATION. REACH ME ON kingsy4south@yahoo.com FOR ONE.

The black South Africans has forgotten the efforts nigerians put during their suffering in the hands of the white ones. The policeman who shot my friend Theophilus Anoliefo for just no reason was a silly black policeman. Almighty God will never forgive that policeman with his family. I pray the almighty God to give the family of Theophilus the mind to bear this great loss.

this enugu state native doctor sef! u sure say no be ur juju u take dey marry all this 48 wives? we need to check u very well, dis cant be ordinary hand in nigeria today. again, emeka ur senior son shud advise u. u are old for the rubbish u are doing,

Guy, your story of killing in South Africa may be truth but why are you calling the South African police to help. Are you calling for their help to come and start killing our Nigerian brothers again. Dont you know that the South African police are getting STUPID. Few days ago they killed my friend THEOPHILUS ANOLIEFO aka GAZA at rosettenville in Johannesburg for no reason. I wish i have power like GOD to perform, South African police would have seen hell.

My Dear sometimes its like that, i will advise u both shud take ur time and study each other b4 going further cos sometimes we men are trickish. He may have a different target from u and hence he cant get that his target then he will be using ur weight as an excuse