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Mynd44

NOVEMBER 15, 2016: (DGW) Former Niger State governor, Dr Muazu Babangida Aliyu has corrected the errorneous impression of President Muhammadu Buhari that women belong to the kitchen.
The former Governor held that according to Islamic tenets that men go to the market and keep their women provided for which is a pointer to the fact that men also belong to the kitchen.
This argument is in reaction to Buhari's strongly-criticized statement on the role of women while on a visit to Germany.
The former governor made this disclosure while speaking at the annual NDDEDI LECTURE SERIES organized by the Newgate College of Technology in Niger State at the weekend.
While backing up his claim by citing some sections of the Islamic injunctions he said “it is actually the man that should be in the kitchen as provided for in the Holy Quran.” He said that the women should only be in the “inner room.”

According to Dr. Aliyu, men the Quran say are to make provision for their wives who also are also enjoin to be at home to take care of the children adding that Islam does not permit women to go out indiscriminately.
He said, ‘‘Islam does not permit women to go out indiscriminately they are to be in the house taking care of the children”.
The former governor further stated that it has become absolutely necessary for husband and wife to support each other as a result of the ongoing economic recession but warned that the era of marrying more than one wife is over because those who hide under the religion to do so were ignorant of what Islam says.
His words: “What the law says is that if you can be faithful and fair to two wives you are allowed to take more than one wife, I don’t see how a man can be faithful and fair to more than one wife”.
“We cannot afford to continue with this type of life unless we want to continue like our grandfathers, marriage is not compulsory. Plan your lives so that you don’t get frustrated along the line” he added.


Source -
http://www.9jawaka.com/2016/11/aliyu-babangida-knocks-buhari-muslims.html?m=1

Akpos and the Teacher


Teacher: There will be an
elementary science test next
week. Contrary to his nature,
Akpos reads his book from cover
to cover like no man's business.
On test day, teacher lines up
about 5 birds, covering each with
a piece of cloth so only their legs
are visible.
Question 1: Looking at the leg of a
bird write down its' common
name, species, family, zoological
name, habitat etc.
After about 20 mins of frustration
and not writing down anything,
Akpos storms to the teacher's
desk and slams his blank sheet in
front of the teacher. 'Sir,this test
makes no sense! I am going
home!'
Teacher: What a rude boy! Come
back here. What is your name?
Akpos raises his trouser and
points to his leg: 'Oya u too, look
my leg na, tell me my name, my
surname, where I dey live, which
tribe I come from....
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I very much understand that you will soon be sent packing from there, so I have taken it upon myself to prepare you for the transition. You have just a little time left there, utilize that time to learn more about Nigeria that you are coming back to.

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Learn proper home training. In Nigeria the only time the police will arrest your parents for hitting you is after you are dead already. And they will later settle the case as "a family affair". If you think you can come here to speak 'innit' for your parents, it's the neighbours that will help them beat you.

Are you a graduate? Doesn't matter. There is no job. Your American accent will not give you a job, except your father knows someone who knows another person that knows a politician, you won't have a job.

Dear American Lover Boy, akwa ibom girl will not go Dutch with you. As a matter of fact, no Naija girl will go Dutch with you. You have to prove your masculinity by paying for the date. No one is splitting the bills with you when you take a girl on a date.

Learn the Nigerian names of common products. No one will sell "sausage rolls" for you. If you can't call it the Nigerian name- "Gala", no one would have time for you. Noodles is "Indomie". Pasta is "spaghetti". All seasoning is "maggi".

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mayorchelsea:
To think that you pretended to be sensible when you expressed displeasure at people who turned the thread in to a tribalists zone is pathetic.

My hate comment is being directed to Islam, And not the West as a whole

abduljabbar4:
No wonder you have been talking about recession. I now know that hunger is your problem
Mmynd44 this guy has been insulting Islam since and nothing has been done. Partiality is wrong

Well, I see nothing wrong in Insulting and Lambasting Islam and Muslims as a whole, A religion who supports beheading of Fellow humans and so many other atrocities, Really? And you're here going head nut cus he insulted you rutualists

Seriously i never expected this to turn out to a tribal clash, I found this in a Facebook group, It really did crack me up and i decided to share it with you guys, Atleast something to cheer you guys up in this season of hunger
And You idiots turned this into something displeasing, Well well well, I comment my reserve

MalcoImX:
Anything iPodic is epic if it's directed at Buhari.

Seriously brah, If you act don't find this funny like you stated, Then Rick Ross Must be sitting down on ur sense of humor while lapping Eniola badmus

Mynd44
Seun

Nigerians gat no chill at all

lajoshua:
ping me on bbm.. my pin is on my signature

Boss do you mind dropping ur whatsapp digits pls, I deleted my bbm already

elego:
You be bini boy?

042

elego:
It shall never be well with you.

Amen!

It shall never be well with ur family, Ise!

Pls I'm really in need of somebody who'll help me create a blog

elego:
Buhari is an idiot!

Like if you agree.

Mumu you just dey randomly find likes, May Common sense falls deeply in love with you ode

Tolexander:
nope

A ripe orange really calls for stone!

Pete edochie, Sorry i couldn't decipher this proverb

Tolexander:
and Gold flaunters everywhere!

Why are you pained na? Are u guilty of the above?

Airforce1:
Gold diggers everywhere

Experienced and well Tutored Gold diggers, See how she quickly changed the have to had
We don't need a Soothsayer to tell us before we know she's from Edo state

kokertalented:
ur blog look good ... do u av an app. for it ?

if no, i can develop a standard one for u *my number via my signature *

Okay boss, I'll ping you immediately

1. remember the day mum punished me because I was eating just too much. She cooked rice for the whole family and she served us according to our previous size of eating. I was ok with the size she gave me not until after 20 mins, I started feeling hungry again. It was unlike me and she felt I was just trying to become fatter by eating more. I took another size of rice and ate to the point that I could not stand up immediately. She smiled at the fact that I was improving with what I eat. I came back minutes later to ask for more and it was there she knew trouble was looming. Days after the incident, I decided to just know the possible causes why one would feel hungry even after eating.
When I am hungry, my body system automatically shuts down, I feel weak and tired even if I am just sleeping. I don't know if that applies to you but it has happened to me over the years.


Source


http://www.9jawaka.com/2016/10/10-reasons-why-you-are-always-hungry.html?m=1

Watch them say its the hand work of The devil,hahaha.

rabex123:
Abi abia state is controlled by APC..keep displaying your ignorance

So Abia is no longer a Nigerian state? And who's the president of Nigeria and what party does he belongs to u fool?

Elbowroom:
bros, election don finish since 2015 biko
why are you still weeping sir

abeg shey abia state na APC governor? if no, bros you nor de shame

So Abia no dey Nigeria? And BTW who's the president of Nigeria you retard

You all voted for change, so halt complaining

Kingsley1000:
i know you are myopic....look down properly,you will see a source

Am not in anyway doubting the genuiness of the source,Look clearly at those pictures below ur bullcrap post,You vividly stated that the friend of that online friend of urs is Times Two of your size

Op are you in any way related to LIE Mohammed?

They are all criminals

Cute Lady

Big4wig:
yet u know him n play his village track on ur device meanwhile I don't even know you on nl talk more of giving AF

See this sadistic hausa ram o,Re read pls,I never insulted him,I must confess,Buhari govt is hugely affecting ur sense of humour