₦airaland Forum

Shoo... Fp trice without nairaland app.. Halleluyah










by the way Nairaland exec meeting has been moved.. Exec take note

This OP can lie eh... Who said babangida is a woman?? Chai

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demsid:
Nairaland

yes oo.. Abeg when is our exco meeting?

Incase

Arsenal dey actually win?? Hw?? When?? Why?? Who score?? Who miss goal?? Why again??

Jesu!! Arsenal for life o...

Arsenal till eyimba play champions league

holatin:
dat nice.
I just want a reform of some police cell, made a visit to someone in a cell (ile epo) police station, d stench na carbongrovaheleribona(V111)nitrate

who you go visit?? Abi do you mean the ile epo in franch??

And the old police station looks like motuary!! Smh..


Btw.. Y tinubu join the name na?? Although no be apc tinubu but tinubu z tinubu

They just sold R/S to pdp na.. Cos in rivers politics, you need someone that can match wike's stance but this man is the type that are like GEJ, extremely slow and too gentle

Texykool:
Next lecture is in the Faculty of Politics

The lecture dey hot for there

Topic: The History of Electonic War - a case study of PDP and APShytes online war.

Dr. Omenka and Prof Phockphockman are in class already.

ah!! Wah of class rep Berem and demdem?

musiwa94:
I am not fighting to promote ethnic interest. I am telling you what Nigeria most immediate do before air and land military action by the international community land on your back.
It by force to listen me.

I have international power to ask for such help and I have started putting to use. Because I am the legitimate valid emperor of the country of western Nigeria.

I will order air and land international military action on Nigeria soil by international community if Jonathan refuse to relocate back all military,police of western Nigeria origin back and remove those who are not.. you have to know wuro wuro to the answer is not valid.
I am the legitimate valid emperor of the country of western Nigeria. And I don't give up my right to anyone with your wuro wuro to the answer

didnt know weed was this cheap in yorubaland o..

Zuria:
Very simple naa...was thinking I would have to bring the beating- heart of 7tigers ni

hahaha.. Shaa the mother and gf's own z for ordinary members. Premuim members bring the tail of a winged lion and the d.i.ck of a tadpole

Zuria:
How do I join o?

you know we in ogboni don't like spilling blood.. So all you have to do is kill your mother and your girlfriend to join.. Bring their head and you become a member

Texykool:
By this time of the night



























By the way, I studied Nairalanding for B.Sc, got a M.Sc in Romancelanding and currently studying Space-Booking for PHd.

See, some of my coursemates are above me

guy.. When is our next lecture? Me jus left Nairaland deparment now

funshyboi:
you and who?

we na.. Abi are you not in the deparment of bomb and explosive making?

funshyboi:
lolz Noo, I don't do fraternity...I said am scared of the name and you are telling me to join are you from France?

no o.. I was told to open a branch in afganistan were we school

funshyboi:
lolz Noo, I don't do fraternity...I said am scared of the name and you are telling me to join are you from France?

no o.. I was told to open a branch in afganistan were i school

GogetterMD:
Of course! The evil dibia in my village is also misunderstood!
But wait o, 1.5 million members?

LMAO... The dibai is trully misunderstood

barcanista:
Thumbs up to one of the only few respected man and religious leader. He's never political, he speaks like an elder and a Statesman.
Those so-called frauds and self-acclaimed prophets should hide their heads in shame. Anybody can make political prediction based on carefully analysed trends, its no biggie. "Thus Says the' lord scam is now obselete

thus says d Lord 'buhari and barca won't win at all'

funshyboi:
On hearing the name ogboni sef made me scared!

you can join o.. Its free

The Olori (also known as the supreme leader) of the Reformed Ogboni Fraternity, Otunba Francis Meshioye, has said the organisation has been wrongly labelled a secret cult by members of the society who lack the patience to examine their teachings.
He stated this at a recent unveiling of the fraternity’s centenary celebration in Ikeja, Lagos.
According to him, the ROF fulfils its obligations to relevant government agencies like other incorporated entities, files returns at the Corporate Affairs Commission, conducts meetings in public places and teaches members to imbibe high moral standards and be law-abiding.
He added, “The biggest challenge that many fraternities have is the impatience of those who are not their members to examine their purposes with open minds and without prejudice. A pure and investigative mind that is searching for unbiased understanding should possess these qualities.
“Many people create mental stereotypes on what the fraternity should be or how its members should or must look like.”
Meshioye said some intending members had withdrawn their applications on the knowledge of the high moral standards they were expected to comply with.
“Many believe that they can perpetrate criminality when they become our members, they are also disappointed when they are informed of the need to uphold high morals and to be obedient to every law in the country they live,” he said.
The leader said members would not engage in unnecessary debates to change what he described as public misconception about them but would conquer “the unfairness with pure thoughts, good words and honourable deeds”.
He described the spread of the organisation and the growth of membership as the greatest achievement of ROF in the past 100 years.
Meshioye said the fraternity had grown from the six initiates that started it on December 18, 1914 to its current 1.5 million members, fostering unity and love among people of diverse religions, political affiliations, professions and race.

Sauce: http://www.punchng.com/feature/midweek-revue/we-are-misunderstood-by-non-members-ogboni/

Buhari talk through?? Wow

GboyegaD:
The pronouncements were made based on what people foresee. Except we handle the ethnicity tension building rightly, the country may have no other better option than each major ethnic group going its separate ways.

personally i wouldn't mind o.. A seperation from the north sounds like fun

The General Superintendent of the Deeper Life Bible Church, Pastor William Kumuyi, has said that God will not allow Nigeria to break up in 2015.
He said that regardless of the political tension, insecurity and predictions that Nigeria would break up in 2015, the country would not be dismembered.
He spoke on Tuesday during a media briefing for the commencement of the Deeper Life Bible Church three-day crusade at Eiyenkorin in Ilorin, the Kwara State capital.
He advised against utterances and acts that could divide the country, saying that God’s purpose is for Nigeria to remain united.
He stated that there would be life transforming encounters with God, adding that God would lift the burden of people during the crusade.
Kumuyi said, “Sometimes people misunderstood the power of prophecy and there are people who will make negative pronouncements. Pronouncements are not necessarily prophecies. Every utterance on Nigeria breaking up is a pronouncement made from observations and not prophecies.
“I believe those who made those pronouncements based on some things they see or feel should say ‘they feel Nigeria may break up’ and not that God said that. Because if God could hear the voice of only Moses and spared Israel and they still exist over 3,000 years after, then God loves Nigeria and would not allow it to break up.
“God has a purpose for Nigeria. When people talk of division, the truth is that once you start the process, it never ends. Once you say, ‘people in the North, go your way and those in the South, go your way,’ there are other people who will also rise up to say they too want to go their own way even within you. You know what happened in the 1960s; several sides will begin to be asked to go away but I know that God has a purpose for bringing Nigeria together and we shall remain one.”
Kumuyi also advised the electorate to elect leaders based on competence rather than on sentimental considerations.
He added that leaders should not be elected necessarily because of their religious or ethnic cleavages but should be elected based on their ability to deliver dividends of democracy and good governance to the people.
He urged the electorate to evaluate the manifestoes of political parties and politicians and vote wisely and rightly.
He also called on Nigerians to be committed to nation building, adding that the Federal Government and the security agencies should continue in their efforts to address insecurity and other violent crimes in the country.
He also urged Nigerians and clerics to continue to pray to God to intervene and bring an end to insecurity in the country.
The cleric also advised Nigerians to avoid destructive criticisms, adding that people should appreciate the positive impacts of their leaders and offer constructive criticisms.


Sauce: http://www.punchng.com/news/nigeria-wont-break-up-in-2015-says-kumuyi/

FTC after a very long time... Long live MTN

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Hmm.. One of the most glaring truth. Buhari might be a 'SAVIOUR', but he's association with bandits and vile men seems like he's downfall.

He clearly isn't a politician. Read in another article where Atiku said something about visiting most delegates. In as much as buhari has a good plan, the odds are clearly stacked against him.

You do need the people's vote to win the election, but it's the delegates vote that decide if you get the chance to go 4 the election. And its quite obvious that the back-stabbing tinubu and Atiku wouldn't mind doing it again to him.