₦airaland Forum

Senselin:
The ones that will order fried rice, sharwarma, French fries, two laps of fried chicken, yoghurt and take away and still tell you that she will "think about it" and later on, goes "voice mail".

As a rule, I don't spend much on the first date. I see it as bribing the lady and l didn't want to start what I couldn't finish (I no be Finidi George).

I once took a lady I met newly to eat fresh fish barbeque and after the first one, she asked me to order her "take-away", and I kindly told her I planned for only for what I have spent already. She got it with her money (she wanted to keep some cos it was very tasty) -she is now my wife.

Glory be to God....
next testifier please

ZoeyJ:
Lol I want that kind of alert

where u can go and withdraw with ur panties on

labake1:
Uncle I am not wicked o Nobody want to be hurt ni

hmm..I understand..come let's talk 08139789569

labake1:
OK we heard you

haba aunty u go wicked o personal text at your profile

labake1:
My baby will be cute too I want twin tho Happy Birthday Child

I've got the sperm

paramakina202:
He gave her a red eye.

like Croatia flag abi

lordcabasa:
First to comment after almost 6 years on Nairaland.

Dedicating this FTC to Every sane mind working assiduously to Deliver Aso Rock and indeed Nigeria as a whole from the Grip of unrepentant President Buhari and his Terrorists Tribesmen and followers.

Meanwhile Tiwa and Alade their business their life.

come set weytin dey shack una for this FTC
sho ni nnkan ten gba nmbe ni

3millionia:
Thank God fianally there will be a rematch











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Julietcutie:
am fine

lady Julie let's talk on WhatsApp 08139789569

Julietcutie:
lol Hehe

smiles how u doing

Julietcutie:
lol Wetin dey ur mind.... oya start the car

bad girl riri @ dp
savagery

PharmaGirl:
500kg, 200kg and 150kg

when it is not SEMOVITA

Hmm... pre election on twitter Saturday go hot... watch out

Temptee101:

Sleep well bro

you too bro... i extend a hand of friendship.... shalom

Temptee101:

Sleep well bro

smiles... u too o my broda. . i extend a hand of friendship

Temptee101:

Sleep well bro

smiles... u too o my broda. . i extend a hand of friendship

Temptee101:
It takes someone with a good comprehension skills to understand my writeup but unfortunately you are not blessed with that so it's no fault of mine

oga carry your wahala dey go... this one that u just muddle up every thing..

Temptee101:


I don't care anymore, if bubu chooses to fvcck kemi at the state house, he should carry go but he should bear in mind that whatever he enjoys today will someday expire. My immediate concern is my family and i, that is if i will marry. Nigeria and Nigerians can keep deceiving themselves until rapture comes. I know one day all these will come to an end

what is this one saying
se eleyi wa okay sha?

soberdrunk:
*your *it's *reasonable *nonsense all these children that wrote WAEC in 2010 but still cannot write correctly. I was going to reply you like an adult but i checked your profile and saw you wrote WAEC in 2010...........

ogbeni Kilode
haba

Oceannaagent:
Time to resuscitate FC Ifeanyi Uba

Probably Wenger to coach them

u say weytin??

Oceannaagent:
Time to resuscitate FC Ifeanyi Uba
Probably Wenger to coach them

u say weytin

professional speech from a professional player.. nice one Paul Pogba
be prepared for the match

joeace2020:
Okay. Reactors.

Meanwhile follow my signature

baba i take God beg you, i want to learn 2d animation and work on fiverr too

fatymore:
OTM..our notification of result is out since last month

chai u see ?
insurance own isnt ready.. that was what we were told at exams and record

Peace2015:
Yes o fatymore. Nobody has seen his/her name as at now

Which dept u dey

fatymore:
Any Polyibadan Pcm here

fatymore i sight... insurance dept don dey see deir own o... but our notifications of result never ready

alexistaiwo:
Dealing with an angry female partner is much better than having to put up with a male partner who has anger issues.


As a guy, whenever she is boiling.
First beg her like your life depends on it, if she doesn't cool down.
Give her space and when she calms down, start your own shakara.

Since you said that she loves you, She will try to beg you.

Gently explain to her to keep her chinchin under wraps so that you guys won't be fighting over trivial issues.


Keep repeating the above steps every time she enters beast mode, make sure you increase the duration of your shakara mode progressively.

Before you know, na she go dey avoid your trouble.
Works every time.

hmm
Thanks boss

milemimi93:
Reduce your female friends because of a leech?
O my nigga sense fall on u

i hear u

milemimi93:
The best way is to dump her

no... that's the wrong way

els0nm0rali:
Good. Life becomes a lot more meaningful when we treat others the same way we want to be treated.

exactly

els0nm0rali:
If you've got lots of female friends the possibility of you cheating on your girlfriend is directly proportional to the number of female friends you got.

Seems I now understand why she feels that way.

How would you feel if she's got lots of male friends she hangs out with, receives their calls in your presence and uploads their pics as profile pictures?

hmm
answer to your question below
the fact that I'll feel very bad is an understatement
i'll be mad Honestly
but it's part of the issh i'll sit her down and trash out with her.. Probably reduce my female friends too

LordKO:
You're seeing her action from the surface while negating its root cause. Literally, she has no anger issue, so to say. She's a cynic. The truth is that behind any cynic is a hypocrisy personified - unless you've given her justifiable reason(s) before that you're an untrustworthy person.

i understand sir. but the thing is before i got myself committed, i told her i have alot of female friends i hook up with but no strings attached just friends.. and she knows this.
Maybe that's wat she's thinking making me untrustworthy