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BusinessRe: GTBank Suffers Service Disruption; Customers Lament by Kirchoffs: 2:03pm On Oct 14, 2024
lexy2014:
how does that answer the question I asked?

because they have been sending mails, how will patience help customers using their network to transact business and pay bills?
Your question makes no sense because you've been notified of an upgrade to their system already.

The least the banks can do is apologize while you look for alternative routes to pay your bills
BusinessRe: GTBank Suffers Service Disruption; Customers Lament by Kirchoffs: 1:51pm On Oct 14, 2024
lexy2014:
reasonable adult, that is not what I asked you.

so because they have been sending mails, how will patience help customers using their network to transact business and pay bills?
That's why you should use more than one bank. That's the reasonable thing to do
BusinessRe: GTBank Suffers Service Disruption; Customers Lament by Kirchoffs: 1:22pm On Oct 14, 2024
I have four functional accounts because of this rubbish that Nigerian banks do. Spread your money in multiple accounts to avoid see finish from naija banks.

PhonesRe: Which Phone Should I Buy With 700k by Kirchoffs: 9:25am On Sep 12, 2024
Xinjin:
So Op should start looking for a Yahoo boi that need money
Someone asked how I got my samsung s23 for 300k. That's what I responded to
PhonesRe: Samsung Z Fold 6: Unboxing Of A Beast Worth Having! by Kirchoffs: 5:46pm On Sep 10, 2024
Emeka71:
So you expect somebody to count out N1600000 just to buy a handset?
poverty die die die grin grin
RomanceRe: Bride Begs Best Man To Stop The Groom’s Trophy Dance (Photos) by Kirchoffs: 8:48pm On Sep 07, 2024
EreluRoz:
I dislike men that dance publicly
You seem like the woman whom God cursed with barreness in the Bible because she mocked David for dancing publicly. Better stop such mentality and be careful with your utterances
HealthRe: Update: I Finally Did This To Myself Due To Gonorrhoea by Kirchoffs: 2:32pm On Sep 07, 2024
How do people even contract STD's . I am one of the most promiscuous person you'll ever meet and I have never never had anything not even a itchy penis, It surprises me too.

Try and get treated OP wish you luck
PhonesRe: Which Phone Should I Buy With 700k by Kirchoffs: 2:09am On Sep 05, 2024
rapheal5:
S23 300k where did you get it, give me ur plug.
Nothing like plug bro. Just bought it off a desperate yahoo boy that needed money at the time
PhonesRe: Which Phone Should I Buy With 700k by Kirchoffs: 11:01pm On Sep 04, 2024
[quote author=danigbo post=131858888][/quote]Interested in what?
PhonesRe: Which Phone Should I Buy With 700k by Kirchoffs: 8:59pm On Sep 04, 2024
Afikoo:
Those phones you mentioned will cost over A million naira. And I don't really like UK used phones . I love brand new
Buy brand new S23 . Although the phone is small in the hand just 6.1inches . If your the type that likes big phones you might not like it. Overall it's a good buy for me cos that's what I use after I sold my 14promax off.

You can also try redmi phones..walk into any slot showroom they have new Redmi Phones since that what you like
PhonesRe: Which Phone Should I Buy With 700k by Kirchoffs: 8:58pm On Sep 04, 2024
Knight247:
pls how much did u sell ur iphone 14 pro max I want to sell my own
Mine was very clean and i Sold it for 1.1m with a lot of begging.
PhonesRe: Which Phone Should I Buy With 700k by Kirchoffs: 8:57pm On Sep 04, 2024
Xinjin:
How did you buy s23 for 300k?
Got from a yahoo boy who needed money.
PhonesRe: Which Phone Should I Buy With 700k by Kirchoffs:
bjayx:
S23 300k?
Na London used?
Yes boss. Direct UK and in clean condition
EducationRe: Holders Of Masters Degree Pls Advise Me!!! by Kirchoffs: 10:38am On Sep 04, 2024
popweezy:
Holders of masters degree! What advice do you have for a BSC holder? Should he further? Wouldn't it be a waste of time and resources with the current situation of the country? Your inputs will be so much appreciated .God bless you all
Better go buy POS begin dey do mobile business . If you like get PhD you go still dey collect 150k monthly salary.
PhonesRe: Which Phone Should I Buy With 700k by Kirchoffs: 10:23am On Sep 04, 2024
Except you can really afford and stay in a secure environment I'll suggest you cut costs by buying a smaller phone. I had to sell off my 14 Pro Max then use 300k from the sale to purchase my current Samsung s23, then the remaining money for other important things.

Nigeria is hard as we speak, people are hungry make dem no go rob you because you dey use phone of 700k plus.
LiteratureRe: What's Your Favourite Novel Of All Time by Kirchoffs: 10:09am On Aug 20, 2024
I fell in love with Tess Gerritsen novel titled ""The Surgeon"" . Very interesting
FoodRe: What Do You Feel Like Eating At This Moment? (picture) by Kirchoffs: 12:35pm On Aug 19, 2024
I had this urge to eat pancake and oats this morning. That's exactly what I ate
RomanceRe: Why Is It Difficult To Date Female Medics by Kirchoffs: 7:22pm On Aug 12, 2024
Am currently in a serious relationship with a 25yr old doctor that just moved into my area . Very beautiful angel. I just toast am normally..it helps that I drive a lexus car tho
PoliticsRe: Food Inflation Dropping, Prices Of Yam, Tomatoes Declining – Bayo Onanuga by Kirchoffs: 10:46am On Aug 12, 2024
This is true... I went to market yesterday and prices have dropped truly in lagos
FamilyRe: TOKS CAMRY ,2012 @ 12.650 by Kirchoffs: 7:28am On Aug 12, 2024
8.5m cash ready
RomanceRe: Elderly Nigerian Woman Slams Young Men Who Send Her DM Expressing Love (Video) by Kirchoffs: 8:34am On Aug 11, 2024
Carcholce:
You don’t know what you are missing. Try one of these old pvssies and see.


The pvssy has gone through all the stages of grief and relief, na only to enjoy e con deh for.

The way they get wet and dripping sef is on another level. If mama con Dey moan, na da one Dey burst my head. She moans in 60s tunes.

When taking off her clothes, mama go Dey shy, Have you ever seen a 74 years old shy woman? grin
Especially if you come Sabi fvck well. The way she go dey pamper you Chai you too much my gee. I dey gbadun this your writeup like madt
RomanceRe: Elderly Nigerian Woman Slams Young Men Who Send Her DM Expressing Love (Video) by Kirchoffs: 8:33am On Aug 11, 2024
I like dey fvck young girls, but if you chop mature woman ponmo omor the thing dey sweet oh. All this f00lish hypocrites here just dey pretend
EducationRe: Finally! My Siblings NELFUND Loan Came Through by Kirchoffs: 5:23pm On Aug 06, 2024
Homeboiy:
I am
Your obviously not in need in of it bros
EducationRe: Finally! My Siblings NELFUND Loan Came Through by Kirchoffs: 1:21pm On Aug 06, 2024
Homeboiy:
I didn’t even know when students started applying

How can I apply

Link pls
you are not a student, no dey behave like craze man. Let people in genuine need reap the benefits
PoliticsRe: Protest Turned Violent In Hadejia, Jigawa State by Kirchoffs: 7:40pm On Aug 01, 2024
Deziwealth:
The only foolish people I see here are the hausas, they have allowed obi who lost an election use their head to destroy their regions😀😁🤣
As long as west is safe and nothing is destroyed, if you like protest for 1yr when you tire you go back to your Houses.

Those destroying things are either igbos or obi supporters...
If not for the strict warning they would have destroyed lagos again but fear no allow them try nonsense else it'll be shoot at sight 😋
empty head
FoodRe: Hardship: Kaduna Residents Abandon Yam As 100 Tubers Sell For N1m by Kirchoffs: 7:28am On Jul 28, 2024
EreluRoz:
Lies from the pit of hell
Agbado zombie Don drop quote.
RomanceRe: Moment Man Filmed His Married Colleague Lying To Husband To Be With Him (video) by Kirchoffs: 10:08pm On Jul 26, 2024
thesicilian:
People who sleep with married women can never have a peaceful marriage of their own. Anytime their wife is 5 seconds late from work they'll become angry because of the fear that she's probably somewhere cheating. There's enough karma to go round
But girls who sleep with married men will have a happy home bah? I wonder how some of you on this nairaland dey reason sef.
PhonesRe: Upgrading From Sammy S23 Ultra To S24 Ultra Or S25 Ultra by Kirchoffs: 8:17am On Jul 26, 2024
Ade1177:
I have one question

Are you using the same 1million naira phone to browse

Nairaland?
Take pictures
And WhatsApp?


Pls list what else phone can do
LOL grin grin...for someone like me I use an s24 ultra to work in IT field, trust me you need a phone that's super fast and works well. I use the 1TB version and I Don pass 400gig on it because of the kind of work I do.

So some people also use it to create content and stuff. People buy 15promax of 2million too. Everything get reason
RomanceRe: Lady Jubilates As Neighbour She Used To Give Food To Marries Her by Kirchoffs: 6:48pm On Jul 22, 2024
Na so my neighbor dey carry different delicacies come give my brother, but the young man refused to nack nonsense comot her body
PoliticsRe: Our Refinery Has Received Repeated Orders From Abroad — Dangote by Kirchoffs: 4:45pm On Jul 22, 2024
Chinkoalhaji34:
Dangote dey show us how e be when you sabi your work!

With all these orders, na just the beginning for our local production. Make we dey support our own and watch as e dey grow!
Hopeless agbadorian
FamilyRe: My Wife Insisting That Her Pastor Must officiate our child naming ceremony. by Kirchoffs: 10:28pm On Jul 18, 2024
BlindAngel:
It seems I have been too easy and quiet on her, I will do as you say and ban her from going to that church and if she refused, she should pack her load and go back to her parents house, I have really condole enough of her rubbish and tears at any slight arguments.

I paid 396k for her cs operation, and no where my name or surname appeared on the receipt that was given to me, it's her name and her father's name that was on it. This is because after marriage she has not changed her surname to my name, this hurt me a lot because her elder sister that is just a baby mama to her boyfriend has already changed her Facebook sur name to her boyfriend surname. Whereas my wife is still answering her father's name, I have told myself that if she can't think and do this willingly, I will never and ever confront her concerning this.

I have been allowing her to do whatever she want but this, she has over stepped her boundaries, seems I have been too easy on her.
Nairaland advisers Don make your prick strong grin grin wicked man
HealthRe: The Average Size Of A 13 Year Old Peeny… by Kirchoffs: 7:00pm On Jul 15, 2024
Lamanii22:
Hello wonderful health-landers, please I would like to know the average peeny size of a 13 year old cause I’m really concerned about my cousin’s own, his peeny looks like that of a five year old, he’s somehow chubby I don’t know if that’s the reason or if it’s a medical condition, I would appreciate contributions thank you very much. 🙏🏾
take him to see an urologist to make sure he doesn't have hormonal imbalance.

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