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Family › Re: How Do I Fix My Marriage, It Has Crashed by Kirchoffs: 1:08pm On May 21, 2024
DaddyRochie1642:
You sound like a very weak man,

I am so angry reading this your story,

You are WEAK, see the way she is walking all over this man,

Your money is deceiving you, that money that you think you have now is the one that is deceiving you and making you not to reason well and reclaim your place as the head of that your family.

If you were my son and i was your father, I would have been tempted to curse you for disgracing my name and making it look like I raised a weak child that doesn't know what's best for himself.

Oga to slap you dey hungry me honestly.
Oga he's here for advice , keep shut if you don't have anything reasonable to say
Family › Re: Juwessgratitud3 Is Different From Jewessgratitud3 Please. by Kirchoffs: 8:16am On May 21, 2024
2Radii:
I am sorry if I am wrong but the Jewessgratitud3 that I have bn following her threads doesn't sound like something who would be that desperate...she's hardworking and she had never for once said she's squatting in a church..

But I believe Juwessgratitud3 and channah1 are same
She's the same person oga, that old hag of a woman is bipolar
Politics › Re: Supermarket Price Of Peak Milk Powder Higher Than FG's Proposed Minimum Wage by Kirchoffs: 9:24pm On May 19, 2024
helinues:
Na supermarket price you dey display here. How many Nigerians buy from supermarkets?

Modified: ebukajay184, unfortunately the notorious trollers on the forum derail this thread for you.

Hope mods would take care of them sha
You're really sick, you need help and a job.
Business › Re: How Can I Stop Debtors From Coming To My Shop? by Kirchoffs:
Testiebobo:
I'm a retailer of foodstuffs which is a combination of raw foods and manufactured products. But due to this harsh economy, some of my regular customers are already misusing the opportunity of paying back later. Some of them even goes to extence of lieing they'hv forgotten they were oweing me. And you know that if i dont sell those products regularly especially raw foods, i will be at lost. Because i will sell it cheaper to people not knowing it as already increase in price at the market. What do i do? How do i discourage debtors from coming near my shop?
Business genius in the forum!
I don't know why nairalanders keep commenting on this guy's thread, dude is a chronic attention seeker going by over 203 topics he has to his name. Always making foolish topics to generate stupid talks
Romance › Re: When She Tells You, No Sex Before Marriage by Kirchoffs: 10:44am On May 18, 2024
I prefer to nack younger girls like 18,19 or thereabouts, dem dey sweet wellwell. I love to disvirgin girls, infact na my specialty. The look of discomfort and pleasure as i slide in my divk only makes me harder, If your dating a girl make sure you have sexx with her, it's very important.
Politics › Re: Buba Marwa And Tinubu Pose For Pictures During A Recent Meeting. by Kirchoffs: 12:30am On May 16, 2024
[quote author= post=129974958]Two Great Men............

(If we hear u say peeem or any negatives on our post,
You shall be unfortunate,
No be curse,
Na FACT)
[/quote]keep shut
TV/Movies › Re: I Have A Smart Tv, Never Knew I Was Wasting Money On Dstv by Kirchoffs: 2:25pm On May 13, 2024
Mcslize:
Where do you subscribe for this MTN 1terabyte?
You can subscribe by downloading mymtn app
Politics › Re: Stop Electricity Subsidy, IMF Tells FG by Kirchoffs: 1:10pm On May 13, 2024
Lanretoye:
na wetin your papa be be that nah
ok your papa don run ment shebi? Alayebaje no wonder
Politics › Re: Stop Electricity Subsidy, IMF Tells FG by Kirchoffs: 1:02pm On May 13, 2024
Lanretoye:
Show us where imf said it.
This old agbaya don come here again
TV/Movies › Re: I Have A Smart Tv, Never Knew I Was Wasting Money On Dstv by Kirchoffs: 12:56pm On May 13, 2024
People like me that do 1TB yearly plan stream football matches all the time lol. Gotv and dstv na scam. MTN is super fast In my area, I get over 300mbps most times

Celebrities › Re: Portable Buys A New House In Lekki, Lagos (Video) by Kirchoffs: 12:47pm On May 07, 2024
EreluRoz:
Polygamous house, see as he build am. Yeye

God knows I can't live with another woman in same building in the name of co-wife, one person is surely going to pack and run away and it's definitely not me. . Anyways women in polygamy una try ooo kos I can't imagine you'll know he's having sex with the other woman today and tomorrow he comes to you with that same dick to have sex. Definitely not me.
He can use the same dick on the both of you at the same time (2sum) it'll increase the family bond undecided
Business › Re: Banks To Charge Nigerians For Cybersecurity Levy on Transactions by Kirchoffs: 8:11am On May 07, 2024
This is madness
Food › Re: Garri Hits ₦72k Per Bag In Jos by Kirchoffs: 8:27pm On May 05, 2024
I bought a paint of yellow garri for 3k here in lagos on Friday. Things are really expensive
Phones › Re: I Want To Change An Iphone 14 Pro Back Glass [Fixed] by Kirchoffs: 9:46am On May 05, 2024
Lanretoye:
just pass abeg,old for nothing.if you wan do back glass go do am,as ma your problem be that.
Useless ancestor,you no post,I no mention you.i just gave the user an advice and one old fool dashed into my mention.shame on you,just pass abeg, today na Sunday.
Alayebaje alailero akindanidani, na thunder go faya you. E sure you say you old pass me grin grin. Yamayama fall on that your bald vulture head. Shameless man way dey fvck him friend wife. No worry Hand go soon touch you
Phones › Re: I Want To Change An Iphone 14 Pro Back Glass [Fixed] by Kirchoffs: 8:20am On May 05, 2024
Lanretoye:
I don’t engage idiots,besides I only adviced the poster then if you have contrary opinion you post and stop calling your elders at home mumu.
Na your generation and ancestors you dey follow talk, because if your useless papa don use cheap 2naira condom when e dey fvck your whoring mother dem for no born a didinrin like you. Na your papa I blame
Phones › Re: I Want To Change An Iphone 14 Pro Back Glass [Fixed] by Kirchoffs: 7:18am On May 05, 2024
Lanretoye:
I will advise you change a complete casing to avoid touching stories.if you can afford that done then you should be able to afford the casing.
In case my word is not enough for a wise,I will be available for what ever consequence you encounter.
This mvmu man don come here again
Family › Re: Cancer Is Endangering The Life Of My Mother. Help!!! by Kirchoffs: 10:29pm On May 04, 2024
@viceni111 your helpers are here begging to help oh. Be sure to do a verified check on them, Nigeria is a tough place now
Food › Re: Cost Of Healthy Diet In Nigeria Up ₦‎982 In March – NBS by Kirchoffs: 8:35pm On May 03, 2024
Things are really hard this days, I wanted to cook egusi soup and eba today and I spent close to 8k. I wonder how people are surviving. If you think am lying, here are the things I bought

Family › Re: Nigerian Who Relocated To UK In 2022 Beat Wife To Death With Skateboard by Kirchoffs: 10:48pm On Apr 27, 2024
ibechris:
This one has been following me like a zombie all this while...shame on u. Very pained personality.

See u that have no shame talking.

U sounded like a defeated man. Pls,don't kill yourself because I am sure u already finished.
,
grin grin I just burst laff for here while reading your comments. U go just open mouth waa and spew out any thrash way dey your head. Omor I pity your wife oh, that woman dey go through alot. You 4 don use enough beatings finish her life since you kukuma dey naija
Family › Re: Nigerian Who Relocated To UK In 2022 Beat Wife To Death With Skateboard by Kirchoffs: 10:48pm On Apr 26, 2024
Mariangeles:
What difference would that have made?
A violent person is a violent person, no matter where they are.

So, you mean if he had stayed back, he wouldn't have committed the crime, or he would've gotten away with it? Which one?
@ibechris has a very strong penchant of making stupid comments so i ain't surprised
Education › Re: Share Your Experience With Bullying In School by Kirchoffs: 6:30pm On Apr 23, 2024
When I was younger in secondary school there was this bully called Henry, the idiot was just 1 class above me. Normally in my secondary school days I was this smallish quiet brilliant chap , and the guy liked to pick on me.

When I was in ss2 and this guy became a prefect in ss3 he asked me to sweep the entire football field, because I came late, I told him I won't and he gave me a dirty slap and punch because he was bigger dan me. Omo my head spark and that's the last thing I remember , I fought with all my strength that day and wounded Henry on his head , with blood gushing out from his wound.

I was happy that day ehn, only got some cuts and bruises, my guys begin dey hail me grin. The guy respected himself after that day.
Business › Re: What’s The Biggest Lesson Being Broke Has Taught You by Kirchoffs:
It taught me that no one truly cares about you unless you have money. It also taught me that money isn't everything, when you get to a level of financial freedom you'll understand this concept
Romance › Re: Please Help Me I Have Been Unable To Feed My Kids For 2 Days Now by Kirchoffs: 2:30pm On Apr 21, 2024
Obainoman6:
0038357993 union bank, Chizoba Ngwudo sir
criminal thunder faya you cheesy
Romance › Re: Please Help Me I Have Been Unable To Feed My Kids For 2 Days Now by Kirchoffs: 2:29pm On Apr 21, 2024
bigpicture001:
Everything is not a lie my brother...pass if u dont want to help....he can still pass for a married man...till he explains....just allow others help him if u can't....plzzzzzzzz
Thief second moniker
Crime › Re: How I Was Scammed Through Fake Alert! by Kirchoffs: 2:28pm On Apr 21, 2024
KingKO22:
Boss man you have done nothing wrong bro

Just that many people are scammers


One of the reasons why I stop cryto trading

I was one of the most famous on telegram who promotes cryto and I realized anytime i pin a new site, my member would join and loose all their hard earn money on the platform


Even men in suite would disguise to me as madg man even with video calls yet they would scamm people

I just close the good and stop misleading people to loose their money
You should have been the escrow on the group, that's how I do mine. Any form of crypto trade on my platform whether telegram or WhatsApp goes through me.
Politics › Re: South-west Farmers, Miyetti Allah Sign Peace Pact by Kirchoffs: 10:11am On Apr 21, 2024
Yourubas are cowards to be honest lol, Ruga don happen be this, half of the land has been sold to the caliphate. Thank God say I be Benin boy
Phones › Re: What’s So Special About Using An Iphone 14 Pro Max?? by Kirchoffs(op): 12:45am On Mar 13, 2024
emperor4love:
Una com say money no de this country, na remote u de work so?
I Dey do different online work bro.
Phones › Re: What’s So Special About Using An Iphone 14 Pro Max?? by Kirchoffs(op): 12:44am On Mar 13, 2024
Rexymania:
You are now understanding the meaning of vanity
I Dey tell you bros, I don’t see any sense in buying this, I Dey get serious buyer remorse like this
Phones › What’s So Special About Using An Iphone 14 Pro Max?? by Kirchoffs(op): 8:17am On Mar 07, 2024
So recently I wanted to change my phone from an iPhone 11 Pro Max I got last year because I was already tired of using the phone. So I asked a friend of mine who sells phones and he asked me to get a 14 Pro Max but when I hear price omor fear catch me oh.

My guy told me the 14 Pro Max is now 1.2million naira, I was beyond shocked, but since I wanted to change the phone I decided to still buy the phone. Lo and behold it’s being just over 4days since I got this iPhone and honestly I feel really really empty. There’s nothing special about this huge slab of Glass. Feels like a total waste of money to me.

Yes The Camera of the 14 pro max is superb, video quality is excellent but my old 11 Pro Max will still perform all the task this phone will perform.

My Question is this, fellow Nigerians using expensive iPhones what do you gain from it.

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