Lanretoye:
just pass abeg,old for nothing.if you wan do back glass go do am,as ma your problem be that.
Useless ancestor,you no post,I no mention you.i just gave the user an advice and one old fool dashed into my mention.shame on you,just pass abeg, today na Sunday.

Alayebaje alailero akindanidani, na thunder go faya you. E sure you say you old pass me . Yamayama fall on that your bald vulture head. Shameless man way dey fvck him friend wife. No worry Hand go soon touch you

Lanretoye:
I don’t engage idiots,besides I only adviced the poster then if you have contrary opinion you post and stop calling your elders at home mumu.

Na your generation and ancestors you dey follow talk, because if your useless papa don use cheap 2naira condom when e dey fvck your whoring mother dem for no born a didinrin like you. Na your papa I blame

Lanretoye:
I will advise you change a complete casing to avoid touching stories.if you can afford that done then you should be able to afford the casing.
In case my word is not enough for a wise,I will be available for what ever consequence you encounter.

This mvmu man don come here again

@viceni111 your helpers are here begging to help oh. Be sure to do a verified check on them, Nigeria is a tough place now

Things are really hard this days, I wanted to cook egusi soup and eba today and I spent close to 8k. I wonder how people are surviving. If you think am lying, here are the things I bought

ibechris:



This one has been following me like a zombie all this while...shame on u. Very pained personality.

See u that have no shame talking.

U sounded like a defeated man. Pls,don't kill yourself because I am sure u already finished.
,

I just burst laff for here while reading your comments. U go just open mouth waa and spew out any thrash way dey your head. Omor I pity your wife oh, that woman dey go through alot. You 4 don use enough beatings finish her life since you kukuma dey naija

Mariangeles:


What difference would that have made?
A violent person is a violent person, no matter where they are.

So, you mean if he had stayed back, he wouldn't have committed the crime, or he would've gotten away with it? Which one?

@ibechris has a very strong penchant of making stupid comments so i ain't surprised

When I was younger in secondary school there was this bully called Henry, the idiot was just 1 class above me. Normally in my secondary school days I was this smallish quiet brilliant chap , and the guy liked to pick on me.

When I was in ss2 and this guy became a prefect in ss3 he asked me to sweep the entire football field, because I came late, I told him I won't and he gave me a dirty slap and punch because he was bigger dan me. Omo my head spark and that's the last thing I remember , I fought with all my strength that day and wounded Henry on his head , with blood gushing out from his wound.

I was happy that day ehn, only got some cuts and bruises, my guys begin dey hail me . The guy respected himself after that day.

It taught me that no one truly cares about you unless you have money. It also taught me that money isn't everything, when you get to a level of financial freedom you'll understand this concept

Obainoman6:

0038357993 union bank, Chizoba Ngwudo sir

criminal thunder faya you

bigpicture001:


Everything is not a lie my brother...pass if u dont want to help....he can still pass for a married man...till he explains....just allow others help him if u can't....plzzzzzzzz

Thief second moniker

KingKO22:
Boss man you have done nothing wrong bro

Just that many people are scammers


One of the reasons why I stop cryto trading

I was one of the most famous on telegram who promotes cryto and I realized anytime i pin a new site, my member would join and loose all their hard earn money on the platform


Even men in suite would disguise to me as madg man even with video calls yet they would scamm people

I just close the good and stop misleading people to loose their money

You should have been the escrow on the group, that's how I do mine. Any form of crypto trade on my platform whether telegram or WhatsApp goes through me.

Yourubas are cowards to be honest lol, Ruga don happen be this, half of the land has been sold to the caliphate. Thank God say I be Benin boy

emperor4love:
Una com say money no de this country, na remote u de work so?

I Dey do different online work bro.

Rexymania:
You are now understanding the meaning of vanity

I Dey tell you bros, I don’t see any sense in buying this, I Dey get serious buyer remorse like this

So recently I wanted to change my phone from an iPhone 11 Pro Max I got last year because I was already tired of using the phone. So I asked a friend of mine who sells phones and he asked me to get a 14 Pro Max but when I hear price omor fear catch me oh.

My guy told me the 14 Pro Max is now 1.2million naira, I was beyond shocked, but since I wanted to change the phone I decided to still buy the phone. Lo and behold it’s being just over 4days since I got this iPhone and honestly I feel really really empty. There’s nothing special about this huge slab of Glass. Feels like a total waste of money to me.

Yes The Camera of the 14 pro max is superb, video quality is excellent but my old 11 Pro Max will still perform all the task this phone will perform.

My Question is this, fellow Nigerians using expensive iPhones what do you gain from it.

BIZNess123:


Though things are difficult in Nigeria and all over the world..but Nigerians blames the government for everything.. meanwhile in the US the citizens creates most of the job..
Nigerians complains a lot ... always waiting for miracle instead of legitimately hustling like citizens of abroad....

How will you create jobs when there's no enabling environment , you go just dey talk foolishly. How many jobs have you created ode

80% of the lecturers that taught me in Unilag are no longer in Nigeria ,I t’s saddening that we are experiencing serious brain drain in our educational institutions

jwillng:
Finally I experienced America for myself and even tasted Canada-double blessing! Ol boy...no let anyone lie to you....na this place be the place! Anyone wey tell you say make you NO come America, thunder go fire that person! Buhari! Buhari! Buhari! How many times did I call your name? You sef don go America o and you see how e bi! We need Change!

America is not just good, IT IS EXCELLENT. I now understand that all those that used to tell me not to waste my time coming to America fall into either of two categories:

a) Those who had already been to America and could not go back again either because they were deported or for some other reason.

b) Those already in America or having access to America but for some funny reason kept saying all the 'bad' reasons why America was a no go. Yet they have either been in America with no plans to come back or constantly go there.

Anyway, I finally got here.

I was a on a thread on this same Nairaland about 2 years ago and read about how Nigerians could make it in America. Cant remember the thread now, but I contacted the OP and got some info from him. Fast forward to 2016 and Im in Yankee.

Not like life in Naija was that bad, but connecting to America has made all the difference and making dollars these days is sweet!

These are some pics of my road trip through Middle America on my way to Canada.

The USA was everything I expected, but Canada was completely different. That place is so big and deserted. There are places where just 5 people live in an area the size of Lagos State and places as big as Nigeria where there is not a single soul. It seems like 90% of the people in Canada live in just 3 or 4 of the cities.

This is already my second trip as I have been opening a nice business venture with some contacts in Yankee.

Some Facts About America I Saw.

1) Forgot about much of what you have heard-everyone is equal in America. Before I travelled, I remember one American returnee telling us that there are some places in Washington where black people cannot go –that any black man who goes there will be killed and police will not come. He was telling us with so much authority –no one could query him. Its lie. The only place you cannot go is people’s private property. People may not like you or greet you-but no one can stop you. Even Obama cannot slap his gateman. Here in Nigeria-the President can kill his gateway-no questions asked.
2) Roads spoil here too-but unlike in Naija, repairs are done EVERY year. In fact this is the road repairing season in the area where I am now. Every year between Spring and September-billions of dollars are awared to companies to repair roads. EVERY YEAR O! Whether it is Democratic that wins elections or Republican.
3) I travelled alone on the the expressway to Canada for almost 9 hours and on various roads through mid America-no police checkpoint, no armed robbers or highway robbers.
4) Armed Invasion as they call it here or armed robbers entering the house is rare here. In fact one of the people I visited who has lived here for 10 years-said in the entire State-he only remembers 4 or 5 cases of home invasion in the last 7 years. Yes there are killers and rapists and bank robbers –but peoples homes are their kingdoms and is respected. And not only can one not tell who has guns at home-the Police are always just 2 to 5 minutes away.
5) If you are a black man and respect yourself-no one will trouble you. I did not encounter one act of racism or anyone looking down on me. I dressed properly, obeyed their laws and paid my money. Yes there is racism- just like there is tribalism in Nigeria. Police even stopped me and said good evening sir-do you know why I stopped you? Very polite and I respected him too. .
6) Very few Americans desire to be rich or Millionaires-as long as they have a job, a place to live –they are happy working Monday to Friday and partying during the weekend or going to the stadium or cinema.
7) People don’t seem to go to Church –a lot here. There are many churches-but seems on the Sundays I have been here-so many people are at home or watching a game.
People work hard here o. If your job is 8 hours, you must work that 8 hours. No body is paid to do nothing. Even if you are gateman and no car is coming to the compound that day-you cannot sleep or play around-you must be on watch.
9) Car is nothing here. Yes –there are expensive cars and cheap cars-but having a car is not a sign of “ you have made it” . You cannot oppress any girl by stopping on the road and offering her a ride. While even cleaners can drive nice cars here, some millionaires in cities like New York don’t have cars-they use the train system.
10) You cannot use money to oppress people here. Come and see millionires and politicians and famous people walking on the road in New York. Having a car or house/nice flat is not a luxury-it’s a neccesity.
11) Nigerians in America work harder than Americans here. Come and see people with 3 jobs.
12) Nigerians have more education overall then Americans. Come and see old mama and papa going back to University in America even after working 10 to 20 years or more in Nigeria.
13) Hotel prices change here from day to day and they are cheaper than in Nigeria. The same hotel I would pay 40k for in Nigeria is like 15k here before the naira fell. The price can be $60 today and $90 another day and $70 another day. The key is to book at the right time.
14) There are many lazy people here who refuse to work. Government gives them money every week and subsidized flats. And instead of planning there lives, they play and drink and waste their money.
15) People save here like crazy. Even ordinary factory workers with just secondary school education can save up to the equivalent of N100 million in the course of 30 to 45 years. The saving is meticolous through what they call 401k (a pension system). So while they are not rich-they have enough saved for retirement.
16) There are speed limits on all roads and highway. If you go more than 9mph above it -you will be given a fine or may even be arrested. Most expressways are 60mph to 70mph. Police are usually hiding in one corner waiting to catch people who travel too fast. I was caught o. Thank God -I had cash with me-because if you dont live in that State-they will arrest you if you cant pay on the spot. If you live in that state -they will give you a ticket and you can pay later. I had to pay about $120!
17) Obasanjo, GEJ, Buhari have all been to America many times-why can they not copy what is done in America.


-Sorry-I dont have my best pics here.

These few are of my road trip across mid America to Canada. I passed by Wisconsin Dells-the largest water park in America.
I also stopped at a Rest Area! You cant imagine. Government built hundreds of Rest Areas all across the expressways of America where people can park-rest, eat and sleep. No armed robber-the toilet is cleaner than Aso Rock-very spacious. In fact if Buhari cannot do it in Nigeria-I need to build such and charge people.

I stayed in an average hotel on one of my trips. that in my opinion is as good as Sheraton in Ikeja-yet in Sheraton they will charge like 90k and this room was barely 20k.

Omor big boss, you no no wetin God do for you say you comot this country 7yrs ago. As I write this $1 is now 1000 naira. People are really suffering mehn, no jobs and there's inflation everywhere. Am glad you left make God open door for me too and everyone reading this way get intention to JAPA.

Landmine1:
here lies the problem. You can never see an iPhone 11 Pro Max anywhere for even 250k. Not even 64gb talk more of 256gb. This is a big awoof and hopefully you aren’t buying a stolen phone that’s being tracked by the police. I no follow no Dey because you knowingly agreed to buy a phone without a receipt.

Been using this same phone for 4months bro, no issues and still works like new too. Nothing like police case joor

During my undergraduate days in Unilag, Mathematics FSC 104 questions leaked, me and my guys don solve everything for biobaku hostel the previous night, the maths exam was the next day. I walked in smiling as the examiner dey share question paper.

Lo and behold the questions I saw were completely different from waht we had solved the previous day. I immediately began to sweat , I looked at my friend Chris and he glanced at me again with despair. Omor see calculus and parabola everywhere. I won craze.

Some exams you just know say na F you go get , nothing fit Change am

I remember how my guy dey take bang this girl for school that year. How time flies

LewisHamilton15:
Late last year, the company I worked with decided to reduce workers as a result of the high inflation. I happened to be one of the victims of the mass reduction.

I decided to use my little savings to buy a tricycle so I can be using it to do town service but my fiancee outrightly rejected such idea stressing that my societal standing is above that. After intense argument I went ahead and bought the tricycle. Since that day she has not picked my calls, call me or come to visit me.

I have moved on.

Sonnonax15 is that you

1. I have got a long prick, 6 inches flaccid and 9inches erect with good girth.

2. I don't womanize, I love to fvk raw so I just stick to one partner

3. Am financially stable

ceejay80s:

Something is wrong some where , the remaining balance after they have removed their arrears should take U 1 month,
I don't trust the electricians, call another electrician from a far Street who doesn't know anybody in Ur street, U never can tell, the electrician U called did it for them and will lie to U , somebody is using that light with U,
On U prepaid receipt after U buy , how many unit is remaining, calculate it to Ur appliances, just do the maths and U know how many days it should last

I will do that thanks, but the issue is how to settle this situation cos the landlord is dead and the children aren’t in the country

Psady:
pls is this prepaid metre just installed or how long have u been using it? because if it has been installed for long it means u've been paying off the debt for that long without knowing , meaning the actual debt was above 65k .

I was told that debt on the meter was over 200k, I think it was installed in 2020 or 2021

ceejay80s:

There's no way the former user can owe such amount on a prepaid meter, so I believe it's arrears from the whole compound or the former user had his own old meter and has been owing until Nepa brought the new meter, go to the market and buy 5watt bulb or even 3watts and change all the bulbs, put off Ur fridge once it's block, find out if some one has tapped Ur light , call an electrician to check and disconnect and trace the wire so U will know who put burden for Ur head

My brother I don’t even have fridge , all the appliances I have here is just 2 fans and one television with 4 bulbs. I have called electricians and they told me no one is tapping my light

Nopretence:
It can't be only you buying the unit,how many of you in the compound and how many meter is installed to the premises,maybe the landlord play fast one on you by asking the installer to put the primary meter to yours apartment,in which this meter is the one that accrued the debt

Each flat has it’s own prepaid meter, I pay for the units myself

T0CH:
@Op, confront your Landlord about your findings and hear what he has to say about it. Try to reach an agreement whereby whatever debt you pay should be subtract from your annual rent (even if it's 50% because he may not likely agree to a 100%).

As a word of advice for accomodation seekers; as part of background checks you'd normally do, try to normalize asking for the meter number from your prospective landlord and taking it to the nearest DISCO office for investigations to know if there are any outstanding bills. It would save you a whole lot of stress.

The landlord is late and the children aren’t in Naija, while he was alive I was told he refused to pay any money on the meter. My guy was the one occupying the apartment previously before I stepped in. The house is in care of a lawyer

Psady:
It baffles me seriously for someone to have stayed in an apartment for close to 2years and not know the current situation of his meter .
Op, are u keeping some information away from us ?let's just say u started paying your bill on the meter recently and discovered u have been short-changed as a result of the debt on the metre(65k) and u made payment of 7k recharge, and u r meant to pay 60% of the debt on every recharge , so u left with almost 3k worth of units to use in space of 2weeks. Considering the fact that there's constant power supply in your region .
Iron out this issue of accumulated debt with your landlord to ascertain where it came from,if only u so sure it wasn't u that accumulated such amount but refused to give us a full detail insight of how u stayed in a house for almost 2years and not aware of it.

To be factual, I had always known something was wrong but didn’t always go and make any complaints cos am always busy. Also the light bill was always sorted out by my guy until he traveled out early this year. He told me landlord refused to pay anything on the meter while he was alaive