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Properties / Re: Cost Of Renting A 1 Bedroom Apartment In Lagos 2022 by Kirchoffs: 10:59pm On Nov 15, 2022
kriss27:
Can you help sort for that type there? Does it have personal toilet, bath and kitchen? And water?
yes it does
Properties / Re: Cost Of Renting A 1 Bedroom Apartment In Lagos 2022 by Kirchoffs: 5:48pm On Nov 15, 2022
Dirtyyansh:


IKosi ketu?
I doubt this.
Self contain around that axis is from 350k upwards, how much more a mini flat.
Na uncompleted building you dey stay?
Not iko let’s, it’s in magodo, am extremely serious bro, and we dey get light like mad, 22hrs of light daily.
Properties / Re: Cost Of Renting A 1 Bedroom Apartment In Lagos 2022 by Kirchoffs: 5:40pm On Nov 15, 2022
My yearly rent in a room and parlor apartment close to magodo is 250k per annum, in a very quiet serene estate . Am a lucky guy

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Religion / Re: Types Of Sexual Acts Young People Should Avoid by Kirchoffs: 11:17am On Nov 13, 2022
Barely 3weeks I moved to this new area here in lagos, I have had sex with 4 different women. I really want to stop this promiscuous lifestyle, but it's so difficult especially as I stay alone undecided

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Politics / Re: Governor Oyebanji Announces Gabriel Adesoji (AngelGabby) As Media Aide by Kirchoffs: 1:37pm On Nov 08, 2022
NLPoliceWoman:

Seun Mynd44 Dominique justwise.
Rule 2.
Rule 8.
Delusion, derision, in your character. Get a job
Politics / Re: Governor Oyebanji Announces Gabriel Adesoji (AngelGabby) As Media Aide by Kirchoffs: 1:35pm On Nov 08, 2022
A simple click on his nairaland profile will reveal that he has contacted the mods to delete all his posts , he’s a urchin
Education / Re: Why We Paid Varsity Lecturers Half Salaries – FG by Kirchoffs: 8:23pm On Nov 05, 2022
lexylaw40:
That's how it should be done
You’ll go untimely

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Family / Re: My 16 Year Old Live-in Maid Is Pregnant For A 20 Year Old Boy by Kirchoffs: 5:44pm On Oct 29, 2022
Jovialjune1:



Why are there so many fools on this space?

The boy and girl had sex, yet you are blaming the girl alone, why should he be left out of it? The mumu nor know say naira no dey smile yet e dey fvck girl anyhow? He must face the music with girl or go to jail.

And at the bolded, may you be accused falsely on something you did not do in the nearest future, Amen.

Dolt.
May you never amount to anything in life you this worthless piece of trash , may the curses go back on your useless head a thousand fold. You must be very stupid, to mention me.

Bi ewure ba boju we yin a fi epè fun elèpè
Agriculture / Re: Rice To Hit ₦‎50,000 Per Bag As Floods Ravage Farms by Kirchoffs: 3:54pm On Oct 29, 2022
adioolayi:


"Since Russia invaded Ukraine in February, the price of rice has been relatively stable amid accelerating inflation and dwindling household income. Experts attributed the price stability of the staple to an increase in local production."

Flood destroyed the gains...


It's well...may I never experience lack
Sometimes I wonder how people survive in this country, it’s very bad
Family / Re: My 16 Year Old Live-in Maid Is Pregnant For A 20 Year Old Boy by Kirchoffs: 3:37pm On Oct 29, 2022
Oga blame your housemaid cum Foster child and leave the boy out of it. When she dey open leg she no no abi.

Dollar is now 800 and you expect a boy of 20years to come and play daddy with the mad inflation in Nigeria now.

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Family / Re: See How Much We Spend On Food For One Month by Kirchoffs: 5:53pm On Oct 20, 2022
I had to go and check the amount I have spent this month alone and it’s 65k and month never end o, even though am single and stay alone though I have some dependents I guess that’s why it’s high.

The inflation is crazy , sometimes I wonder how people who don’t earn much survive

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Sports / Re: Karim Benzema Wins The 2022 Ballon D'or Award by Kirchoffs: 9:34pm On Oct 17, 2022
Snapchat:
Karim Benzema: I don’t know why Ronaldo is not here to support me, he promised to be here. He knows this is the only Ballon D’or I’ll ever win.

Benzema said after winning the Ballon D’or
We all know Penaldo isn't happy when another person takes the spotlight off him grin grin. I cum in peace

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Family / Re: How Do I Tell My Unmarried Elder Sister That She Is Getting Too Old? by Kirchoffs: 4:07pm On Oct 16, 2022
IntelChief:


All my ancestors both male and female got married. It won't be in my time that either me or any of my siblings will not marry
One of the craziest person here on NL, I wish I knew you in real life , you fo Don collect cos you talk like a f00l
Family / Re: How Do I Tell My Unmarried Elder Sister That She Is Getting Too Old? by Kirchoffs: 8:35pm On Oct 15, 2022
IntelChief:
My elder sister is around 32 years and still not serious with marriage. Her only focus is on making money and she had been very successful in that aspect. She has a well paying job and is not only comfortable but also supports me financially sometimes.

But I just can't imagine why she is not disturbed about the fact that she is still single at her age. A lot of guys I know had been approaching her but she never accepts even a relationship offer from them, talk more of marriage. (And am very sure that she is not a lesbian or any of that).

As a church guy, I have seen a lot of women stock in this not being married thing and jumping from one church to the other seeking for husbands. Some of them, out of desperation, fall victims in the hands of fake pastors and sharp guys. I really don't want my sister to go through such.

Initially, I wasn't disturbed, but right now, this issue is burning not only me but also my aging mother. My mother had even stylishly urged my sister to go get married on several occasions. But she won't.

What really got me mad was when I was discussing with my sister some days back about her future plans. She told me stuffs like planning on travelling abroad for greener pastures, bla bla bla, but made no mention of marriage.

Honestly guys, I am tired. And as a man in the family, I am thinking of changing it for my sister. Am planning on threatening her that if she doesn't take the issue of marriage serious, I will go physical with her and teach her some lessons. But the issue is that she is my elder sister and I have some respect for her. And my action might end up affecting the bond in the family.
You would go physical on your elder sister cos she doesn’t want to get married. You must be a crazy person , cos only someone who’s crazy can say such from their mouth

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Kirchoffs: 10:06pm On Oct 09, 2022
NoToPile:


grin grin kindly confirm, I too had to read again to be sure it was gbagada.
If it's truly 250k, you have received a favor from the Lord. Reading your post I doubt theres agency/ commission/ agreement fee involved. If this is also true then it's double favor and thank the Egbon very well.
No agency fees nor commission
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Kirchoffs: 5:45pm On Oct 09, 2022
ofemigeorge:


50k is the last price.
Try dey fear God with this kind rubbish price

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Kirchoffs: 5:44pm On Oct 09, 2022
obajoey:
Bro pls if you have the agent link, pls kindly help with it. I want to get a new place too.

No agent was involved bro.
Properties / Re: Letting: Ikeja 3 Bedrooms Flats by Kirchoffs: 1:43pm On Oct 09, 2022
Verily verily i say unto you, there’s truly money in Lagos . 400k will get me a very nice 3 bedroom apartment in oluyole Ibadan .
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Kirchoffs: 1:33pm On Oct 09, 2022
cybriz82:


This is how some people kill themselves by themselves...u get peace of mind u say u no like am ..smh...
My brother you are like the 1000th person to tell me this here on NL lol grin. I have listened to your advices and that of others and decided to stay alone Abeg.

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Kirchoffs: 10:22am On Oct 09, 2022
I find it shocking that people here are saying that the houses in gbagada is around 800k -1m for a room and parlor self contained. I’ll definitely be asking the egbon again maybe I didn’t hear him well when he told me 250k.

Also for the people who have indicated interest to cohabit with me in the house ,I have had numerous mentions and PM sent to me even though I don’t have access to my nairaland email anymore. I’d like to say that I don’t think that’ll be possible anymore .

Even though I had it in mind to just help someone but the advices given here has made me have a rethink and also the insecurity in naija now so therefore I think I’ll acclimatize myself to the new environment alone.

Thanks and happy Sunday.

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Kirchoffs: 10:12pm On Oct 08, 2022
missimelda01:

Problem dey sleep you wan go wake am grin

Don't you have siblings? You don't have a job that keeps you busy? Abi You don't like peace of mind?

You must be God's favorite because how did you get a mini flat in Gbagada for 250k? Is it the Gbagada in Lagos? It's almost impossible

This your post is somehow tbh
Allow me answer your questions,

I don’t have young siblings , they are all married and have their own apartments

I like peace of mind well and I am gainfully employed

Like I said earlier someone who recently moved was staying in the house and he handed over the keys to me , abi is that a bad thing?

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Kirchoffs: 3:58pm On Oct 08, 2022
I’ll be moving into this make sense apartment around gbagada , it’s a room and parlor apartment for 250k.

I didn’t need to buy anything into the house , as the plug that gave me the apartment just collected small money from me for all the stuffs in the apartment, he just left the country last week and handed over the keys to the apartment to me.

My fear now is the area is too quiet , I mean the type of area where people aren’t allowed from outside unless they call whoever they want to come and meet.

If you’d like to stay with me in the apartment, must be working class please and responsible. Males only aged between 23-28. No smoking or drinking in the apartment or i chase you out and give you your money

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Religion / Re: About The High Rate Of Randy Men And Women Today by Kirchoffs: 10:12pm On Sep 25, 2022
dontrulee:


Speak for yourself, not everyone is like you. grin cheesy
Na So una dey always talk grin grin, you’d end up failing woefully should we deicide to put you to Arrow
Religion / Re: About The High Rate Of Randy Men And Women Today by Kirchoffs: 8:57am On Sep 25, 2022
chiommy123:
In as much as we want to blame the devil for everything, we can not excuse ourselves all the time. We have every power within us to resist the devil so he can flee
You think it’s easy right? It takes God’s grace and serious discipline to resist a randy woman . I dey talk from experience here, when you see firm standing boobs pointing at you and a seductive smile you go loose control lol.

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Family / Re: How Do Men Sleep With Same Pussy For Years Giving Birth To 1,2,3 by Kirchoffs: 2:37am On Sep 25, 2022
fineboynl:
Sometimes I don’t understand it: there are people who sleep with women just for once and they are done. Not to talk of giving Birth to 1,2,3 with same woman. There are reasons why some men have many wife or concubine.

We lose interest once we slept with a woman. The lust died and We might need them around some other day though. And not because we really want them like that oh but maybe because no one is available at the time.
One of the rarest breed of Mumu men we have on this forum. You can’t even write correctly

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Kirchoffs: 7:59am On Sep 20, 2022
binary007:


You are a boss on this thread already
Whats your number am interested in the iPhone
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Kirchoffs: 9:45am On Sep 18, 2022
Ademat7:

Location abeg?
iyana iPaja side
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Kirchoffs: 7:45am On Sep 16, 2022
tonyson010:


I would like to get one. where did u buy urs ?
Not a store per se. I was passing by and saw container that offloaded, that’s where I bought it from
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Kirchoffs: 6:04pm On Sep 14, 2022
WantsandMore:
Neatly Used
Open Box
Samsung A71
6/128gb
Fu
Crack on camera glass
115(or best offer )
Same phone I got the dual sim version for 70k today. This your price na rubbish

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TV/Movies / Re: Doyin Evicted From Big Brother Naija House & Moved To Level 3 by Kirchoffs: 8:30pm On Sep 11, 2022
Very saucy girl angry angryeven back then in school , Nonsense and rubbish
Phones / Re: I Want To Buy A Samsung Phone by Kirchoffs: 5:29pm On Sep 08, 2022
Oberhiri141:

Na 50k i get. pls
ImmortalityK is a scammer , don't deal with him

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