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 Crime › Re: How My Business Crashed With Abareowei Caleb by kleb77(m): 3:08pm On Sep 27, 2022 |
My name is Abareowei Caleb and I’m surprised to see my name attached to this allegation. Whoever made this post did it to defame and spoil my name and God will judge that person (s). If the above allegation and defamation is true as the poster claims. They should reply this comment with their full name just as they have done to mine. |
| Jokes Etc › Made In Nigeria English. by kleb77(op): 10:53am On Apr 16, 2013 |
*Abeg dress back. *If I hear pim, u go hear weeen. *Have they BROUGHT light? *The FILM is SWEET *Pls help me SLOW that fan *Mummy HAVE come *I'll tell my daddy FOR YOU *Have you paid your school fees money? *See as you BAFF up *Put the bread inside LYLON *I strong KAKARAKA *Oya come and be going *I KUKUMA don't have your time *Shebi you have BB charger *See how her eye is ENTERING my food *Did you SEE the sound of my ringtone? *I know you have come since bcoz I HEAR your perfume. *I dey 4 the end of that corner |
| Jokes Etc › A Lost Dog Strays Into A Jungle by kleb77(op): 10:43am On Apr 16, 2013 |
A lost dog strays into a jungle. A lion sees this from a distance and says with caution "this guy looks edible, never seen his kind before". So the lion starts rushing towards the dog with menace. The dog notices and starts to panic but as he's about to run he sees some bones next to him and gets an idea and says loudly "mmm...that was some good lion meat!". The lion abruptly stops and says " woah! This guy seems tougher then he looks, I better leave while I can". Over by the tree top, a monkey witnessed everything. Evidently, the monkey realizes the he can benefit from this situation by telling the lion and getting something in return. So the monkey proceeds to tell the lion what really happened and the lion says angrily "get on my back, we'll get him together". So they start rushing back to the dog. The dog sees them and realized what happened and starts to panic even more. He then gets another idea and shouts "where the hell is that monkey! I told him to bring me another lion an hour ago.. |
| Jokes Etc › That Awkward Moment by kleb77(op): 6:17pm On Mar 20, 2013 |
THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN A PERSON'S LAUGH IS FUNNIER THAN THE JOKE...
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| Sports › Champions League Draw by kleb77(op): 12:40pm On Mar 15, 2013 |
Malaga vs Borussia Dortmund Real Madrid vs Galatasaray Paris Saint-Germain (PSG) vs Barcelona Bayern Munich vs Juventus
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| Romance › Why The Wedding Ring Is Worn On The Fourth Finger? by kleb77(op): 10:33am On Mar 15, 2013 |
Dedicated to all the couples. The Chinese gave a beautiful explanation to this. The thumb represents your parents. The index finger represents your siblings. The middle finger represents yourself. The ring finger represents your life partner. The little finger/pinky represents your children. Hold your hands together like the picture. Join your middle fingers back-to-back, and the remaining fingers tip-to-tip. Now, try to separate your thumbs. They will separate because your parents are not destined to live with you forever. Rejoin your thumbs and separate your index fingers. They will separate because your siblings will have their own families and live their own lives. Rejoin your index fingers and separate your little fingers/ pinkies. They will separate because your children will grow up, get married, and settle down. Rejoin your little fingers/ pinkies and try to separate your ring finger. They will not be able to separate because your life partner is meant to be with you throughout your entire life.
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| Literature › My Problem Concerns You... by kleb77(op): 9:55am On Mar 15, 2013 |
A mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package. “What food might this contain?” the mouse wondered. He was devastated to discover it was a mousetrap. Retreating to the farmyard, the mouse proclaimed the warning: “There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!” The chicken clucked and scratched, raised her head and said “Mr. Mouse, I can tell this is a grave concern to you, but it is of no consequence to me. I cannot be bothered by it.” The mouse turned to the pig and told him “There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house! ” The pig sympathized, but said “I am so very sorry, Mr. Mouse, but there is nothing I can do about it but pray. Be assured you are in my prayers.” The mouse turned to the cow and said “There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!” The cow said “Wow, Mr. Mouse. I’m sorry for you, but it’s no skin off my nose.” So, the mouse returned to the house, head down and dejected, to face the farmer’s mousetrap alone. That very night a sound was heard throughout the house – like the sound of a mousetrap catching its prey. The farmer’s wife rushed to see what was caught. In the darkness, she did not see it was a venomous snake whose tail the trap had caught. The snake bit the farmer’s wife. The farmer rushed her to the hospital and she returned home with a fever. Everyone knows you treat a fever with fresh chicken soup, so the farmer took his hatchet to the farmyard for the soup’s main ingredient. But his wife’s sickness continued, so friends and neighbors came to sit with her around the clock. To feed them, the farmer butchered the pig. The farmer’s wife did not get well; she died. So many! people came for her funeral, the farmer had the cow slaughtered to provide enough meat for all of them. The mouse looked upon it all from his crack in the wall with great sadness. So, the next time you hear someone is facing a problem and think it doesn’t concern you, remember: when one of us is threatened, we are all at risk. We are all involved in this journey called LIFE...
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| Jokes Etc › Scary Akpors by kleb77(op): 10:27am On Feb 25, 2013 |
One Rainy Night, Akpors was walking down a Muddy road, when a Slow moving car came and stopped near Him, without Hesitation, akpors opened its door and Sat on the Co-Driver's seat.. The Car started Moving Slowly, looking at The Driver's Seat, there was No driver, Akpors became Soo afraid.. Just as He was trying to recover from the shock, A hand pooped from Outside and Started controling the steering wheel,. Akpors Became Really afraid, And Frozed on His Seat,, he started Praying for His Life.. Just as he was praying, the slow Moving car approached a Corner, wondering What will happen, again the Hand pooped in from outside And Steered the Car Round the Corner.... Now Akpors became Really afraid,Gathered all his strength, opened the Door, and Fell outside, woke up, Ran to a Late night Restuarant and Ordered a Hot Drink, sat on one Corner and Try to recover from the shock.. As He was having His Drink, two guys with mud all over entered the Restuarant and Ordered a Drink.. One Of them said, "Look at that in the Corner, He Is the One who Entered In the Car While we were Pushing it...! |
| Jokes Etc › Awkward Moments by kleb77(op): 10:22am On Feb 25, 2013 |
The most Embarrassing Awkward Moments... You sit Next to a cute girl in a Bus, you offer to pay 4 her fare, then ask for her number, only for her to tell you, 'sorry I dont share my number to strangers' === U divorce ur Wifè only to find that she Got married to your Neighbour next Door.. === when you Notice Someone's zip Is opened., and U dont know how to tell them Coz U have no Reason to look there === when you Wave Back, just to Realise that the Person was waving at someone Else === when you are with a friend, you step aside to fart, önly for them to follow you === when you think that Every place You go Smells shit, only to Realise Its you Who stepped Shit.. === when you have an Erection Infront of your Audience.. === when you are watching a movie with your parents, and the Actors start Fucking, you try to press >Next>> with remote only to find there are no Batteries.... === you tell 'Someone' Bye,then you start walking the same direction... Keep it rolling........ .....add urz |
| Romance › Re: PLS Advice Me by kleb77(m): 10:54am On Dec 06, 2012 |
Delete her frm every social network i.e 2go, facebook Let ur galfrnd knw abt it and den tell her no live u alone... |
| Events › CHRISTMAS Not Xmas. by kleb77(op): 10:49am On Dec 06, 2012 |
May l call the attention of my friends, colleagues and followers on a trend that l find to be an error in this generation. This is a seasonal error that comes at the end of the year. As we get into the season of Christmas, the regular greetings in the air is ‘HAPPY CHRISTMAS”. I have observed that many in writing or even speaking out this seasonal greeting now say, “HAPPY XMAS. X is the 24th letter of the alphabet table representing a consonant sound. It is used to represent a vote, a kiss or represent a signature of someone who cannot write. Until 1990, it was used in America to indicate movies that cannot be shown publicly to people under 17yrs. X represents the figure 10 in roman numerals as well as indicate something that is incorrect. It is also used to indicate somebody who is unknown or unspecified. In the U.S., X can mean, ”crossed-out” indicating that a matter is removed or ended. In mathematics, X is used to indication multiplication or name for independent or unknown variable. X is commonly used as a generic mark (selecting an item on a form, indicating a location on a map, etc.). Is it right to substitute CHRIST with X? Have you ever thought about this? Can someone tell me how Christ can be related to X and then can be inter-switched. Do you not think that this is an error we commit in our normal ways to find shortcuts to things. This is definitely a wrong shortcut. The CHRIST of Christmas is not the one in xmas. In celebrating this season, the message is about CHRIST and lets take all the time to fully express Him and blessings of His birth. Please, share this thought with those around you. Copy and paste on your pages. Let us correct this error before we pass it on to our children, let they grow to know about xmas rather than CHRISTMAS. MAY THIS SEASON BRING PEACE AND JOY TO YOUR LIFE AND HOME. MERRY CHRISTMAS…….
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| Jokes Etc › God Bless Joke by kleb77(op): 11:52am On Feb 01, 2012 |
[color=#006600][/color]One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying: "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta ta, Grandpa." The father didn't quite know what this meant, but was glad his son was praying. The next morning, they found Grandpa dead on the floor of a heart attack. The father reassured himself that it was just a coincidence, but was still a bit spooked. The next night, he heard his son praying again: "God bless Mommy and Daddy. Ta ta, Grandma." The father was worried, but decided to wait until morning. Sure enough, the next morning Grandma was on the floor, dead of a heart attack. Really scared now, the father decided to wait outside his son's door the next night. And sure enough, the boy started to pray: "God bless Mommy. Ta ta, Daddy." Now the father was crapping his pants. He stayed up all night, and went to the doctor's early the next day to make sure his health was fine. When he finally came home, his wife was waiting on the porch. She said, "Thank God you're here -- we could really use your help! We found milkman dead on our porch this morning!" |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Instructor And The Blonde by kleb77(op): 6:10pm On Jan 30, 2012 |
Yea @Mikuz  |
| Literature › The Man With Hammer by kleb77(op): 3:45pm On Jan 24, 2012 |
To the man who only has a hammer, everything he encounters begins to look like a nail. |
| Literature › The Rich by kleb77(op): 3:38pm On Jan 24, 2012 |
The richest man is not he who has the most, but he who needs the least.  |
| Phones › Re: Drop Your Mozat Pin Here: by kleb77(m): 2:03pm On Jan 24, 2012 |
Mozat: M1DYNF, 2go: kleb77, Facebook: Alexandra Kleb, |
| Jokes Etc › The Instructor And The Blonde by kleb77(op): 5:29pm On Jan 12, 2012 |
On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blonde listened intently to the instructor. He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 300 feet. The blonde asked, "How am I supposed to know when I'm at 300 feet?" "That's a good question. When you get to 300 feet, you can recognize the faces of people on the ground." After pondering his answer, she asked, "What happens if there's no one there I know?" |
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