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Family / Re: Confused! by kleppur: 9:03am On Jul 05, 2021
pocohantas:


Motherhood is beyond labour and I will never inconvenience myself and kids to prove that I am a good mother. Nobody on this earth can blackmail me into that shit.

Okay poco cheesy
Family / Re: Confused! by kleppur: 8:47am On Jul 05, 2021
pocohantas:


Continue consoling yourself. Ndi labour experience. Fear done dey catch them.grin grin

Lolzz.. fear for wetin nau?
It's just the truth, go through it first.. You wey dey very emotional, you no go fit leave your pikin with any man. Be here forming..
Family / Re: Confused! by kleppur: 8:30am On Jul 05, 2021
pocohantas:


And what makes you think I haven’t? You live in my cervix? Is it not this same labour that some babes go through and throw the child inside gutter? The same labour some babes go through and sell the kids?

Because I would leave mine with their father, not a stranger, you think I need to go through labour. In your mind, I don’t know what motherhood is. Miss me on that BS, please.cheesy

Of course there are wicked people out there that can throw their child inside gutter, but like I said before you need to go through it first to know where you belong. I know for a fact you haven't. You don't have the experience, you don't know what it feels like...So you can easily type anything you want about this..
Family / Re: Confused! by kleppur: 2:22am On Jul 05, 2021
pocohantas:


What if he also swears that only death can separate him from his kids? Why do we women think we are the only ones capable of loving our kids this way?

I won’t make such a decision based on emotions or some mushy motherly love. I will consider myself and the kids.

If I were Linda Ikeji or Tiwa Savage, I would go with my kids. But say I am a young hustling girl, he will na throw me out and I will mumu and be dragging kids with him. He is a responsible father, has money, a job, and cars. Me with only a teaching job and Corolla, I will na jack three kids. Take them to a different location, rent a house, put them in new schools. Literally put my life on hold. Then one useless court will tell him to pay me 20k child support. Upon that he will be trying to monitor my life in their usual manner, making it hard for me to move on. Tomorrow the kids will grow and go look for him. God forbid. He should hold them, I will pay 20k child support and get visitation rights.

If e do anyhow and try to manipulate me with them, wetin Churchill do Tonto go small for wetin I go do am. When they grow they should come look for me.

It's easier said. You need to go through labor first and actually know what it feels like to give birth.

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Family / Re: My Side Chick Is Pregnant But I Don't Want It by kleppur: 3:09pm On Apr 21, 2019
sisisioge:


grin grin grin
Be guided!

tongue
Family / Re: My Side Chick Is Pregnant But I Don't Want It by kleppur: 6:53pm On Apr 20, 2019
Lol
Family / Re: My Side Chick Is Pregnant But I Don't Want It by kleppur: 8:41am On Mar 27, 2019
sisisioge:


Same to you to! Epa grin

You dey enjoy o..
Make we talk nau.
Family / Re: My Side Chick Is Pregnant But I Don't Want It by kleppur: 6:19am On Mar 27, 2019
Okay
Fashion / Re: Miss Nairaland 2016 Grand Finale by kleppur: 12:20pm On Jun 25, 2016
grin

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Fashion / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Semi-final by kleppur: 5:12pm On Jun 22, 2016
No
Fashion / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 2 by kleppur: 4:41pm On Jun 21, 2016
Funny

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Fashion / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 1 by kleppur: 1:30pm On Jun 20, 2016
grin

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Romance / Re: Most Girls Always Feel Proud When They Have Lots Of Suitors by kleppur: 12:17pm On Jun 09, 2016

Romance / Re: Most Girls Always Feel Proud When They Have Lots Of Suitors by kleppur: 9:09am On Jun 09, 2016
unapapadeycraze:



na sleep nor catch you. See talk, you can't sleep because of her. If she is not giving you attention, better ladies dey nairaland.


Move on joorh. You are toeing the pvssy nigger line. Nor make her dey feel fly.

I love pvssy. Oya hook me up with another better lady.
Romance / Re: Most Girls Always Feel Proud When They Have Lots Of Suitors by kleppur: 8:50am On Jun 09, 2016
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Romance / Re: Most Girls Always Feel Proud When They Have Lots Of Suitors by kleppur: 8:48am On Jun 09, 2016
unapapadeycraze:




you are the one biased here. You are one of her campaigners, that's why you can't see that she is hot.


Ivyy is sexier, beautiful and more intelligent than lanicky.
Deal with datcheesy.


#teamlanickycheesy

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Crime / Re: Guys Kidnapped 16 Children In Benin City And Slept With Them In A Room by kleppur: 10:44am On Jun 06, 2016
Evil

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Politics / Re: I Won't Forget Jonathan's Call - Buhari by kleppur: 1:17pm On May 28, 2016
kai!

we don jam.
Romance / Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by kleppur: 1:14pm On May 28, 2016
ireneony:
Perverts everywhere

checks her out. na italo be dis o.
Celebrities / Re: . by kleppur: 1:13pm On May 28, 2016
why i m just seeing this shocked

grabs vas....
Romance / Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by kleppur: 1:11pm On May 28, 2016
FrankValency:
shit, what da hell is wrong with you and stubborn goat, that babe is untapped current wey one bobo dey reserve o. I don't think u guys know her atal, u can waste a whole container loads of Vaseline for I care.......make una leave this babe joor, she's my queen in the making, hope u guys vote her o, no be to just dey admire her pishure, nonsense stubborngoat and kleppur

you won't understand. meanwhile stubborngoat is murrafucker!
Romance / Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by kleppur: 12:51pm On May 28, 2016
Oh ivyy!!

Each sentence you spew sends a sensation to my groin,it is like you talking to the tiny muscles that holds my banana and ballz together. Even when i no see the words,just the ivyy alone dey tell my bluckus say show don start. Hahahaha cheesy."saying vaseline bottles has filled my recycle bin is an understatement,darling,i'm beginning to look at other options." Sweetie let's take this to another level,make we carry am go where olofofo eyes no go see us and you can yab the juice out of my bula if you like. Ivyylee , i no go even mind if you tell me say i no well, d kain shivering wey i dey get right now no get explanation."grabs vaseline" Oh ivyy, yes give it to me baby,oh yes" Tell me i dey craze and i will grab my thing and squeeze hard,stroke on my ballz gently to calm my raging estrogen cheesy. Your pics dey make me wanna grab ur round ass and rub on its firmness. Sweetie,allow me just one time na,make i tap in the glory of your soft front parkard. nwanne,how e go be? write a reply and yab on,put this muscled flesh out of its readily explosive misery, i get tissue,no worry, i won't make a mess on your post......

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Romance / Re: Most UNBELIEVABLE Coincedences Ever by kleppur: 9:24am On May 21, 2016
Hmmm
Crime / Re: Woman Steals A Customer's Bag In Lekki Shop (pictured) by kleppur: 9:34pm On May 09, 2016
What a pity
Celebrities / Re: Jim Iyke With His Babymama And Son by kleppur: 12:53pm On May 09, 2016
lol.. not bad.
Sports / Re: Joseph Yobo With Samuel Eto'o In Turkey Ahead Of His Testim Match.PICS by kleppur: 12:53pm On May 09, 2016
nice
Jokes Etc / Re: Hilarious Chat Btw Madam And Her Maid,.....(munched) by kleppur: 12:49pm On May 09, 2016
buhahaha!
Gaming / Re: GTA5 On PSP 3000 by kleppur: 12:48pm On May 09, 2016
eyaaa
Computers / Re: Pls I Need Your Urgent Advise Before I Make A Mistake! by kleppur: 12:47pm On May 09, 2016
eyaa!

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