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Guys don't panic, I scored 65% I know of someone scoring 50% as well. I know for sure that by HIS grace we are already admitted!

temitopecoal: ok..how about taking $10,000 loan

No props bro so far the demand of your app is needed badly and it can generate you income to repay the loan.

Your Mom [Grand Ma of your children] came to your house. You told you are going somewhere you left your children the oldest is 4years. On getting back you saw tribal marks on all their faces written by your mom, what are you gonna do to her?

temitopecoal: lol..okay so how much do i target to get a cool mobile app company started (ios,android,window8,bb n bb10)

Omo make sure you have some apps. Starting a company need determination, and I can't say this the actual amount, but you can start from your niche though.. if you are a student keep learning till you start work. Money gain from salary might be save to start a company.

morgan**g:
GREAT KWARATIES PLXX I NEED UR HELP..
MY EXAM SCHEDULE WAS ON 15/10/2013 AND I'M A MUSLIM.
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR KWARAPOLY TO EXTEND THE DATE CAUSE MY DAD IS KIND OF INFURIATED, THAT HE WILL NEED ME IN TEARMZ OF NECESSARY ARRANGEMENT FOR HIS GUEST THAT WERE COMING FOR EID-IL-FITR... THE QUESTION HERE IS IS IT POSSIBLE FOR THEM TO POSTPONE THE DATE CAUSE IT WILL BE A PUBLIC OR THEY WON'T
PLEASE NEED YOUR REPLIES 'ASAP'
GOODLUCK TO WE ALL....

hmmm your exam or the meat?

japhmanuel: Two donkeys were walking through jerusalem, and one of the donkey told the other donkey that he remembered when jesus was on his back, and people were praising him and putting their clothes on the floor while he was busy matching on their clothes and enjoying himself, but now nobody seems to remember him, then the other donkey said, my friend, without jesus on your side you are nothing..

He's the author and finisher of our faith!

samluv04: nice......................av you done your own post utme @known_pal

Yes. Yesterday.

You are a teacher, the headmaster brings a new student, boy (brought from the village by his mom.)
You ask the boy these questions:

Teacher: Hello, what's your name?
Him: hmmm no not.
Teacher: When you get home ask your mama shey?
Him: Be ni (yes)
AT HOME

Him: Mama what's my name?
Mama: Oh this boy again leave me jor.
Him: (the boy hit his mom on her b.reast
Mama: (the woman shouted) My Breast!!!!
Him : At last.

Next day in school during break

Him : Teacher my name is My Breast.
Teacher: (You laughed) Oh okay o go and play.

...... On playing ground none of his class mate played with him. So he when to meet the teacher.
Him : Ma, they didn't play with me.
Teacher: Okay let's go into the class

After break

Teacher: So class why didn't you play with My breast during break?
Class: (None answer);
Teacher: I know you won't answer Oya come and play with My br.east.
Class: The whole class went and................................................

temitopecoal: cool write up bro..buh how do we get funds and investors?

NIGERIA!!! . Seriously I don't know how to answer that. Personal Savings would sure help...(for FUND).

samluv04: @kwara poly aspirants all what Known_pal was saying was true but i tink is for those who put in through jamb and not for those who put in for HND

Yeah Bro. I should have direct it to Jambites.

^^^ My pleasure.

Oyinprince: Im in ilorin nw pals, so hw do i get to d venue 4rm asadam?

Just call Muritala tell the taxi driver you're going to where students board poly (#50 ni o), you'll see your colleagues at the spot, the taxi and bus drivers would be shouting POLY!! POLY!! POLY!! Enter the one (car) you like wishing you safe journey. (#60 ni o)

Hello Friends how is the exam going?
For those that I've written the exam, here is how to calculate your Aggregate score:

INSTRUCTIONS

150 for cutoff mark and 100% let's say that what you score in your screening test.

1. Write the individual results for which you want to calculate the relative average deviation. For example, write, "150, 100."

2. Add all the results and divide by the total number of results using a calculator. For example, (150 + 100)/2 = 125." The mean of your data is 125.

3. Add the difference of each individual result and your answer. If the difference is negative, drop the negative sign. For example,
(150 - 125) + (100 - 125) = 50

4. Divide your answer by the sum of the mean of the data and the number of individual results. For example, 50/(125 x 2) = 0.2.

5. Multiply your answer by 100. For example, 100 x 0.2 = 20. The relative average deviation of your data is 20 percent.

So you have to score above 20%.

NOTE: This is not a guaranty of admission. Just for information.