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LexyJay02:
I told u to mark that post. God has done it.

Use your head very well.

Read previous posts...... I never said you won't make the list....you bragged about it and I kept mute and watched you, so stop acting like a child and grow up.

Congrats anyways.

sikowitz17:
The site would be updated soon ...you'll be able to download the PDF files from there so if you cant check back previous pages, wait till tomorrow or next

200 naira to buy punch is expensive...... Don't mind them bro..... I bought the last one at a vendor's stand, me that don't read paper at all.....
Tomorrow the paper will increase in price (300-500naira)

Arisukuni:
PLEASE MY PEOPLE, I HAVE BEEN BEGGING SINCE, I NEED SOMEONE TO SNAP SSC OGUN STATE ABEG. Thanks very much

Too lazy to click previous pages to check the uploaded picture, but you want people to waste mb in reposting what has been posted already...... Gentle man, have the fear of God in your heart.

LexyJay02:
Pls when is the screening date for Ondo DSSC?

4th January, 1999.

PRISTINEMUSCLES:
KODACK, this your hibernation no be for here o. How far?

I became off and on on this thread because it became boring...... No quarrel or fights anymore.

I'm glad the list is out.... All thanks to God, I made the list...... But I can't be making noise here, cos my comrades like ugo4u didn't make it...... It's disheaheartening.

Permit me to stay on a low key....... I've still got my BMI to work on.


Congrats to all the DSSC applicants that made the list ...... And to those who didn't make it, I wish you the very best.


Observing mode activated.

tenderlaw:
5,6,7,8 are not necessary pls.

Trust me, they all are.....no exceptions.

sikowitz17:
lol general...until they give you comb and tell you to do parting so they can see inside..

Now I know say person craze pass me for this thread

ugo4u:
Word of advice to those that have pile or traces of it. With respect to the time span of the interview, there won't be enough time to treat it or perform any major surgery because it will be detected by the mediks. Your best option is to eat right and most importantly grow alot of hairs in your arse, if possible let it turn to dada in order to conceal any blood clot or lumps of pile that lines your anus.


Happy Sunday..

Kai, how can hair be grown on the arse lines within a week or two...... Imposicant

ugo4u:
I mean a Pileless arse

This hunkle self ...... My phone no get camera

cabsking:
How do one treat pile... I beg make una help me oo

It's been stated before......but I would repeat myself again cos my babe just jolified my stomach with a nice pot of........

Back to the topic.....
1. Boil water, I mean boiling water...... Pour it into a bowl or bucket and sit on it let the steam heal the pile ... do that minimum of 5 times daily.

2. Drink lots of water

3. Eat lots of soluble fibre food

4. Be friends with fruits and vegetables.....and palm oil aswell

5. Shit less if possible

6. Avoid s..ex, and if you must....make sure she is ontop from start to finish

7. Cold water is a no no, drinking and bathing

8. Jog, brisk walk often...helps in blood circulation in that region


Note: pile and hemorrhage are two different things oh ( the former is formed like capsules while the later is a tear in the anus that results to bleeding......so which do you have?)


Dr. Kodack reporting for duty



Oya, vigilantes over to you all

ugo4u:
Who go volunteer show us how normal pile dey bi?
cc eclipsephemmy
cc KODACK
cc sikowitz

Bia, huncle.....you mean we have Ni??

sikowitz17:
lol the general.

I no get selfie stick.
Kodack got us..
Lmao

My phone no get camera to snap

Lukas47:
cc eclipsephemmy
I will drop something on your behalf regarding this.
Everybody brace up, the impact may be irritating to the sight.

Please do......

spetsnaz:
If you by chance find your way into the army with this your disgusting character I'm telling you, you may not even reach the rank of a Captain before you're booted out or even worse setup for ambush by your colleagues. You never hang pip e be you like this, it's your type that wants to wear uniforms to be harassing civilians.

Meanwhile I've reported your handle, you're full of bad energy. Tufiakwa!!!!!! The last Career ender.

He has removed his profile picture..and deactivated his account....lolz, chai

.......well, what more can I say.

I love social media.

SFcommander1:
All of you talking anyhow to me here, just know that I'm following you up forensically. In the end you'll be properly dealt with. No jokes now. Mind your tongue

I logged in because of you, but my fingers just went numb due to your stupidity* , so sorry for saying that......but my fingers didn't want to erase it.

SFcommander1:
Pls do the reporting again and again. I'm still here

Hmmmmmn.

I wish I was not speechless......but at this point......

Boyka007:
lol.. leave our army for us. na journalism fit u

Have mercy bros........

prinzy:
and they all took off!!!

Nobody wan die ......

Na ancient rpg......see as the thing comot like knockout wey don soak for Inside water

sikowitz17:
lol monitoring spirit...as I throw general talk wey na you e hit, no vex..but my canvas size na 44/45..please buy accordingly.

Lolz....... You say na monitoring spirit......hehehehehehe

No wound me with too much laff.

Monitor.....ing.......spirit

Boyka007:
video wey I watch yesterday begin laff.

I think say na one kind badoo video dey d link sef.

I go reduce ur rating o

Biko no reduce am.

If I put serious caption or funny caption.... people no go watch am ..... But as I put heart felt caption, people go wan see wetin dey there....naija standard.


When dog bite man, no be news.
But when man bite dog, na front page be that.....lolz

iamawara:
See who is back again...
Over

What is this one saying

prinzy:
and they all took off!!!

Asin ehn......I fell off the chair laffing

spetsnaz:
I think my aim is coming to fruition, e don tey wey we have intellectual sparing for this thread. Make we relax and enjoy the ideas being thrown up pending when they release list.

KODACK, Putin007, sikowitz etal make una park well for now make the two chairmen Ugo VS Jafdoc takeover the floor

Hope I'm not the only one enjoying their arguments?

Hunkle........the talk is always plenty.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B37OmQzHjzg/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link



Don't watch the above video if your heart is not strong.

Lemme come and be going

eclipsehemmy:
I'm confused, I'm lost, asin I don't understand what this world is turning into...... God eh

The guy matter pain me, to the extent that I had to login to respond

Eastlink:
Please all, I couldn't find my DSSC application print out form. It dawned on me just yesterday evening.
I had planned to give my guarantor to fill up his section only to realize that the application form is missing. Only the Guantors form which is a PDF on its own is on my phone storage. But the DSSC application form is missing. Please, I've searched everywhere even in my mail box but couldn't find it.
Right now I'm not myself. I'm beginning to wonder if I had printed it out in the first place or if I had simply failed to save the form during the download.
Please, house is they any way I can request a new application form from the site admin or any other means. I've my DSSC application number as well as my guarantors form as proof. I'm open to your recommendations please.

Prophet civilian General ugo4u

Ya people have arrived.
Ya relatives from ummuna village.

Bring some kola so we can break and welcome them properly

Etorji:
Click like if you believe the long awaited list will be out this week. If not disregard.

MS

chineduugwudike:
Pls I need past questions for army or airforce dssc past questions. I only have that of navy. Pls help

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Please bro I rili need the navy past questions, I should have send airforce if I have it thanks
My email is chineduugwudike@yahoo.com

I have oh


But do you have past questions for SSC?

chineduugwudike:
Onward together
Please guys I need army and navy past questions. I will appreciate it brothers. my email is chineduugwudike@yahoo.com. thanks

Onward together bawo.

This is Victory is from God alone.

ABI you miss road ni

Emarc16:
I have that of air force... will u send me that of Navy so u get that of air force?

Zero chill.
Kai

explosiveskull:
Am surprised you never thought well about my post before sounding intelligent .

Mode9juma, I swear I no go gree.

This one na soft murder........ Kai, if na me I go just drink sniper if I no respond.


Some guys here no get chill at all.

Just two days off nairaland and you dey finish person like this...... What if I spend a month off ....hmmmm