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9jagobetta:
fine. I am dedicating this page to Christ Jesus the lord of peace and to all Christians. however behold the following:

What is an INFIDEL? KNOWING IT IS TO BELIEVE-IT

This is a true story and the author, Rick Mathes, is a well-known leader in prison ministry.

The man who walks with God always gets to his destination.

If you have a pulse you have a purpose.

The Muslim religion is the fastest
growing religion per capita in the
United States, especially in the
minority races!!

Last month I attended my annual
training session that's required for
maintaining my state prison security clearance.

During the training session there was a presentation by three speakers
representing the Roman Catholic, Protestant and Muslim faiths,
who each explained their beliefs.

I was particularly interested in what the Islamic had to say.
The Muslim gave a great presentation of the basics of Islam, complete with a video.

After the presentations, time was provided for questions and answers.
When it was my turn, I directed my question to the Muslim and asked:

'Please, correct me if I'm wrong, but I understand that most Imams and clerics of Islam have declared a holy jihad [Holy war] against the
infidels of the world and, that by killing an infidel, (which is a command to all Muslims) they are assured of a place in heaven.

If that's the case, can you give me the definition of an infidel?'

There was no disagreement with my statements and, without hesitation,
he replied, 'Non-believers!'

I responded, 'So, let me make sure I have this straight. All followers of
Allah have been commanded to kill everyone who is not of your faith so they can have a place in heaven.

Is that correct?'

The expression on his face changed from one of authority and command to that of a little boy who had just been caught with his hand in the cookie jar.'

He sheepishly replied, 'Yes.'

I then stated, 'Well, sir, I have a real problem trying to imagine The Pope commanding all Catholics to kill those of your faith or Dr. Stanley ordering all Protestants to do the same in order to guarantee them a place in heaven!'

The Muslim was speechless!

I continued, 'I also have a problem with being your friend when you and your
brother clerics are telling your followers to kill me! Let me ask you a question:

Would you rather have your Allah, who tells you to kill me in order for you to go to
heaven, or my Jesus who tells me to love you because I am going to heaven and He wants you to be there with me?'

You could have heard a pin drop as the Imam hung his head in shame.

Needless to say, the organizers and/or promoters of the 'Diversification' training seminar were not happy with my way of dealing with the Islamic Imam,
and exposing the truth about the Muslims' beliefs.

In twenty years there will be enough Muslim voters in the U.S. to elect the President!

I think everyone in the WORLD!!! should be required to read this,
but with the ACLU, there is no way this will be widely
publicized, unless each of us sends it on! This is your chance
to make a difference...

Please, for Christ's sake, send it on!
.......................................

I have just read this and with divine apology, I am sending it on to every number registered on my phone.

Linus is ya name. This is just a conjured story. No Muslim imam will be speechless because of your questions. Instead, he would change the wrong notions about killing infidels.

Yes, the Quran does say Muslims should kill infidels. But it doesn't tell me to kill you because you're a christian. The Quran is a revelation, and it reflected what was happening as at the time it was revealed. Then when the Quran was revealed, there was an outright war btw Muslims and Infidels. At first the Muslims didn't retaliate, but when it got to a point, the go ahead came from Allah(SWT) to fight them.

That's what you read and you're thinking you have nailed it.
Sorry bro.

*Islam is the way.*

It is 7:15am. Forty-five minutes short of my planned meeting with Uche. The meeting dey important as lying during manifestos, is to our politicians. Should I tell you what the meeting is all about? No joor, I don’t trust you.

Uche’s flight to Abuja takes off by 8:45am. I had tried to convince him to travel by land, but that Uche of a thing has a headstrong behavior that is harder than an igneous rock. I hate travelling by the air. Do you remember that plane crash in 2006? Remember the burnt-beyond-recognition bodies, so grotesque abi? Ever since, I always travel by land jeje, and I stay near the window. Even if yawa wan gas, na me go first escape, hehe.

I take my phone, an old BlackBerry Tour, out to chat with Uche that I am on the way. I lie to him that I am already at Mangoro, meanwhile, the Faragon, I am in, is just passing through Meiran. It is no problem joor- we all tell lies. I should get to him before 8:00am. Worse come to worse, the holdup at Iyana-Ipaja will take twenty minutes, and that one from Dopemu to Ile-Zik will take say twenty-five minutes. Ehn, ten minutes for the free roads. Oh no, I will be ten minutes late by that calculation—wait sef… ten minutes- it is nothing joor.

A brawl in the bus shuffles me away from my thoughts. The conductor, one swarthy, short dude cladding a dirty Manutd jersey- that Sir Alex Ferguson will never be proud of- and a home cut knee-length denim jeans. His black turned brown hairs is bushy and unkempt. His face is wild and scary like a prisoner who just escaped from Kirikiri prison. He is hurling insults at a lady sitting at the back row.

I glance back. Wow, you won't believe this- see fine girl. See curvy structure, fine face- see what she is wearing sef, Ahaun- dis one go scatter any Pastor or Imam head o. See see, yes- those exposed ample cleavages and the chain dangling at the middle, like em- what is that lady’s name sef… Ehn ehn Karan Igbo. Not the whole Karen Igbo o, I mean from her neck to her to her hips. Don’t mind me o, I be correct man, and I like better women.

But wait o, what did this pulchritude reeking lady do to deserve this kind of insults from this yeye conductor.

“You go pay today today.” The conductor thunders, hitting his balled fist on the roof of the Faragon.

“Conductor please. I misplaced my wallet. Please be considerate.” The lady begs. Her English is sweet to hear- queens. And I love queens English.

So this lady doesn’t have any money. I turn and look at her again- She looks like a correct Lagos 'runs' babe. But she is too beautiful than she not having any money at hand.

“Conductor abeg now,” the lady beside the fine lady begs, “She for giv you the money but she forget her purse for house ni.”

“Na you sabi how to beg abi? Pay for her now.”

“I for pay, but I no get change for hand ni.”

“You no go get. See am oshofree.” The conductor pulls his right ear with his right hand. “Better do normal and pay my money, or else I go drop you o. I don talk my own o.”

“Please don’t drop me sire. I will pay you.” The beautiful lady pleads.

“Na who go dash you money? Shey na all dis oshofree abi?” he says, as he gestures with his hands to all of us.

“Who be oshofree ehn?” one chubby lady, who carrying a lady, not less than sixteen years, on her laps says.

“You no be oshofree, and you no fit pay for you and your pikin.”

As soon as the conductor finishes, the Faragon swerves sideways and it comes to a halt. The conductor slides the door open and beckons to the fine lady,

“Madam pay my money or come down.”

Majority of the passengers starts to beg the conductor:

“Pls now.”

“Abeg now.”

“Help am now.”

“E fit happen to you to, carry her now.”

It seems I’m the only different person in this Faragon. So all these people cannot help this lady with common N150. People no good o.

“Is this why we are stopping?” I shout, forming a big man. “I have a ‘meeting’ by 8:00am.” I lay emphasis on ‘meeting’.

“Make she come down now make we dey go.” The conductor replies.

“Conductor, I will pay,” I scream, “lets go.”

“You go pay for her?”

“I will, lets go.”

The Faragon starts moving.

“Thank you sire,” the fine lady says. Her voice is sweet to hear, particularly when she directs it towards me. “God will bless you for me.”

I continue forming a big man, “Don’t mention ma. It is nothing.” As I say those words, I feel my head swelling like garri Ijebu and my body growing big and pompous like the owner of a big yacht sailing in the Baltic sea. At least I have a connection with her now. I can collect her number when we alight at Ikeja. Imagine me squeezing those two fleshy orbs… kissing her lips... chai, my luck has struck emerald...

“The money,” the conductor’s voice jerks me out of my reverie.

I touch my left pocket, it was flat. Right pocket-flat. Breast pocket-flat. My mind travel back. Back home to my dining table. The picture of my wallet resting innocently on the dining table materialises in my mind eyes. I look at the conductor’s face- it is red hot!


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