₦airaland Forum

ugoezeik: wen did U escape from yabaleft

ah! You don forget? I was right behind you when you broke that padlock naw.. Ah ah, e be like say your own never finish o, this one you can't remember so.

Ikengawo: every 2 story building in Nigeria is MEGA.

add "Ultra modern" to Na only for naija we dey hear some kind english; mega, state of the art, ultra modern, etc.. Anyways, kudos to Ameachi.

gbaskiboy: if she no dey naija wetin dat one con mean. U think say jona tin fi satisfy am

No no no no! I take issues like this very personal.. Haba! Wetin you mean by saying my one and only presido thing no go fit satisfy her?! That "thing" is the giant of Africa! Do not underrate it! Haba!

I still don't understand o abeg. . They were chasing the bad guys and they mistakenly entered cameroun or the bad guys chased them and somehow somehow they found themselves in Cameroun?

Imoy: Lolz, u tink say na everbody konji dey catch?

you mean say no be blood dey flow for our presido body?

This one that he went without mama peace so How him take handle conji matters naw?..




Btw, who knows if Omoni Oboli (abi wetin be her name sef) was in Nigeria over the weekend? :-x #JustAsking.

I don't like it Innoson is finer.

Nobody can stop me from eating bush meat.. Ebola has been in existence since 1976 and I have been eating bush meat non stop since I was born, why na now dem say bush meat carry Ebola.

QAPHAYNE: The guys health required attention. You want him dead? Haba, he is GCFR doesn't mean he should appear any where a pistol is fired he has generals for conscience sakes.

He is not sick.

wiringdpt: Been waiting for phone swap since 1500bc. F**k off bro

Bros, have you being in a coma? Phone swap that I saw over and over again last year.. I don delete am since sef.

From dat pix sef you go know say dat boy no marry am from him heart.. You know how Naija celebrities dey form "making 20million naira in a week" naw, dey guy thinks say him don hit jackpot by marrying one.. Only for him to reach house discover say all na scam o.. Mehn! Guy man gats find him square root o..

Not funny though, she really went through a lot.. Thank God she was able to overcome. Her man will come when the right time comes.. ***reminds me of one of the couples in Tyler Perry's Marriage film (the one with Janet Jackson acting as a marriage counsellor ).. ****

Good! The guy's been yarning a lot of dust lately.

Is this not thesame man that moved around with koboko flogging anybody that drove infront of his convoy? Hian!

Resume to where kwanu? I thought they've been sacked?

Almost one year to acquire ammunitions, then they will now use another one year to train our soldiers on how to use them abi? Then use one year to strategize shey?

I thought we use to have ministry of Cooperation and integration in Africa.. Let's start sending some handouts to them on time.

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***singing*** Great things start from small beginning, growing up to become your dream.. Growing up with a nourishing food drink.. Change to the better!.. Change to become your dream.. Growing up with nourishing food drink! Growing up with Milo! Miloooooo every day!... Milo! The food drink of future champions!

***singing*** childreenn it's breakfast time! Breakfast time is planta time.. Time .. Time.. Blah blah blah

Oh! How innocent I was then.. Until that bad boy brought that p*o*n*o*graphic magazine to school..

No be people wey dey employed dey call and call-off strike? As far as I'm concerned they have been thrown into the labour market.

atlwireles: ISIS beheads an American, Obama makes a 5mins speech, he then returns to play golf. Cannot wait for next Republican president. God bless America. This closet Muslim, will go down in history as the worse American President ever.

GEJ also went to dance skelewu a day after over 170 innocent nigerians were blown into pieces and over 200 girls were forcefully taken away from their hostels.. Will he go down as the worst Nigerian president in history to?

B4 nkor.. PDP na him papa house wey only him go waka come collect governorship ticket just like dat? That would be most unfair to other loyal PDP aspirants.. From the look of things PDP may collapse because of infighting.. APC seem more united in Adamawa currently.

Usbeel: I pray he die a painful death!

Be nice bro.. Be careful what you wish for.. Abi you no know say na Sambo go climb chair if your wish come true? I wish the president quick recovery.

AMINDA: You people keep stressing on the tribal card instead of demanding for visionary leaders. What have the tiv governors or idoma ministers done so far to better your lots?

Benue state has never had a visionary leader and I'm convinced it won't be getting any visionary leader at least for the next 20 or more years judging from the characters involved in politics in that state.. So I'd recommend that they start rotating the governorship position among these visionless people across the state (from tiv to idoma back to tiv) for the sake of equity.

Dem carry dis dia agboro behaviour go oyimbo land go dey embarrass us abi.

na when dem go release dis film finish naw Sho! They've been "releasing" it since 1814.. I hope the movie is worth the wait sha.

Lwkmd.. You still remember dat tin? No be only you o.. I did that sh*!t in 2009 to, up till now dem no pay us.. They collected our account numbers after IT and when were about graduating.. 4yrs after graduation dem still no pay. Ordinary 15k o.. Smh..

Show me anybody that works for nigerian government that is satisfied with the conditions of his or her service.. Doctors are not different from any other civil servant, lecturer, etc working for the government.. The conditions are bad we know but that doesn't change the fact that you guys are very heartless. We have soldiers in Borno earning 500naira per day in addition to obsolete and inadequate weapon to fight against insurgents driven by strange ideology and limitless amount of sophisticated weapons, so don't tell me about risk. With due respect to our nigerian hero, late Dr Stella (may her soul rip), but she wasn't the only health official who got infected. Do you mean to tell me the other hospital staff have better conditions of service than doctors?

Jona dey elongate him life small jare..

nigerianvenom: how did obama then springed suprised among the majority "whites" in america?

white people are more objective in descision making than Africans. Tivs who are the mojority will rather vote a "tiv dog" than voting an idoma man.