₦airaland Forum

Nigerians have short memory. This is thesame spokesman who told us few days after the kidnap that all the girls have been freed by our gallant army and that no girl was missing anymore, only for him to retract his statement a few days later..

And there goes our olympic gold medal.. **sad** When girls start getting regular strafing they no longer concentrate on whatever they are good at.. The only thing on their mind becomes deek deek deek deek deek deek!

That book is overrated jor.. I read and at the end I was like "wtf is this?!" **my opinion though**

Going bananas, the hard way the only way, no retreat no surrender, lucky seven, american ninja (I wanted to be a ninja when I grow up.. Lol), never to young to die, all dogs go to heaven, the punisher, rambo, american commando, above the law, snake in the monkey shadow, drunken master, problem child, home alone, baby's day out, violated, back stab, faces, blood money, hostage, most wanted, glamour girls, fatal desire, flesh and blood, true confession, battle of musanga, igodo, ijele, etc

Is that Cossy Ojiakor at 3 years?

gratiaeo: Opposition is not to insult but proffer alternative solution but APC is not in the sense because they do not consider national security. I feel for the yorubas because a group of intelligent people being led astray by a thief , an illiterate and a person who can not defend himself from certificate forgery.

Do you have a problem with comprehension or you are trying hard to be silly.. The topic say "APC law makers" not "Yoruba law makers".. Ah! I can see tribalism has eaten deep into your brain.

I remember that wicked nurse that slapped my bumbum because I refused to cry.

Lol.. Another twist to the Taraba story.

OP, push this crap to a ghana forum and discuss abeg.. Ah!

nma24: You were INFATUATED with her... Not ready to be tied down? That's What stupid clueless young guy always thinks until they clock 35 and turn into desperadoes Looking for a girl to trap....

at 35 I would have gotten 3 kids, married or not..

One of those numerous projects that may never be completed.

akumada1: Nigerian politicians with their desperate act. The matter is still in court and they are constituting a panel. Why can't they wait for court judgement?.

which one is court there? It's very simple.. If you say you are physically and mentally capable of handling the rigours of governance come out and prove it.. Pictures/videos don't lie naw, the whole world will see. Nigerian politicians with this "I must rule" syndrome sef.. Smh.

Na Bance carry award o. Dat guy face fit make devil repent o.

Holy mother of God! Which church is that?! I need to go there and condemn this act personally.

Who da fuq censored those oranges?! They are not for the gods alone!

Mcheeeww.. Instead of Musa to pass Olofinjana that ball, he went and passed Adepoju! Chai! See how we missed that goal.. Infact, I see Congo wining this match.

Tashamania: Thats how they play around with people's feelings. People like kokoA have their hearts in their anus

mama lemme o.. Op said we should share our WORST dating experience and I shared mine.. Stop being judgmental mbok.

Tashamania: feelings died after 2weeks? And then 6 other relationships ended the same way? I'm sorry, you are a bigger coward

worefa! I love my life some of us are not made to be tied down by a woman..

obitee69: I met dis cute girl @ the bank were I work. We exchanged numbers. Bfore u say jack Robinson we strted dating. She started coming to stayover weekends at my condo. There was dis other chick that told me she wanted to spend d nite but she was just a friend tho. so I agreed. Meanwhile dis my babe stormed my house around 7pm. I strted forming quarell dat she shud have called b4 coming meanwhile not letting her enter my house b4 she sees d consignment I was harboring. I bundled her into d car and droPed her @ ogba faraway. Omo mehn as I got home to relax with d new babe. Na so the girl show again. She now pushed her way into my apartment. Saw the new girl and started Slapping me seriously. Like 4 hot slaps! In my house. Omo she wanted to stab me with a knife!!. At the end of the day BOTH of dem slept in my crib ..The old babe even forced me to Bleep her while the new babe slept in d palour. The next day I had to dump her o. She begged n cried. But d way she embarrassed me I cannot forget. It was the first time I saw stars after someone slapped me. Chei!!

you fall my hand walahi.. If I dey with consignment inside room, my door dey always dey locked o.. Even if na my mama dey knock sef I no go open.

Tashamania: Hmmmm..

I am not a coward! I didn't know that I won't love her again naw or should I keep deceiving her knowing fully well that my feelings for her is dead?.. Sho, person no dey make mistake again?

YES! The day my mama gave me a heavy knock for what I didn't do and later apologised for her action.. I cried ehn, she for even allow d knock like dat sef I for chest am.. Na dey apology come make me cry pass..

Told her I've been in love with her for a long time and would want us to be bf and gf, well, I actually madly in love with her.. "I will think about it" she said. After 1month she decided to say a big "YES".. Everything went on well for two weeks, then something strange happened. For no reason at all I began to dislike her, hated everything about her. Three weeks later, I couldn't hold it anymore, I told her I don't love her anymore. She begged, cried, etc but there was nothing I could do. Love na byforce?! She got so annoyed and uttered these words " you will search and search but you will never ever find someone who love you again in your life". That was 2 years ago, I've been in close to 6 relationships since then and all of then ended thesame way.. Right now, I don't give a damm anymore

Na wah o I'm hearing this governor's name for the first time.

Don baba J should be smiling to the bank by now.. Chai!

Na only him waka come

Is that mama peace by uncle joe's side?

Exjoker: i envy this couple o...

Bros you high? Envying people wey dem bury alive? Oya hold your girlfriend come with digger and shovel make I bury una two na..

Lol.. Mr. ApimpNamedSleekback..

Hian.. This government sef. Always blaming somebody other than themselves.