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labienyce:
Please i want to ask a question
Yesterday evening while I was drinking garri, a small rat at the corner of my room was looking at me and shaking Its head. Pls what does it mean?

..chaii!!,,frm ur description it seems the garri is doomed!..the rat is quite aware of the danger it has imposed on ur precious garri delicacy...the fear of lassa fever is the begining of avoiding eating too much of exposed garri..(dnt worry dnt b scared the rat was jst salivating n wondering why humans can b so greedy nt to envite a rat to cum and eat common garri.)..in garri u trust!..nothin do u..lolz

Brimmie:
I'm sure you're in SEET.

..Lolss..U are very correct bro,mech.engine precisely..futmx

jubrealguy:
my department, just 2 gals 46 guyz bt dose gals are MEN

Lolz,,dats fair a bit.cos in my dept we had only ONE GIRL plus 147 MEN!..btw good morning all..

Nice one bro..interesting!,,i choose abuja,akwa ibom,kaduna and enugu in that order.

idumsky:
Greatest Futmites... happy convocation in arrears.. oya pack your bags to start marching to camp this March

..I greet u fellow futmites.!..nice to c u here.did u attend our convo?,btw what dept.did u graduate frm.

chigsboss:
no hard feeling broh

..no qualms..its aite broh..

chigsboss:
..some ppl will fall sick if nl closes

..As na u create nl go close am nah...mtcheww

chigsboss:
it has become of public notice dat most members of nl esp d pcms spend more tym on this thread than dey do at home or work, tym which should av been used productively is being languished here,i therefore call for d suspension or restriction of access to dis thread

..Let me pretend as if i did'nt see dis,,NO! *str8 face*u give anybody work for here?..abi u share NLs fones 4 dia?..ehh! ehhh!! becareful oh! mr.man[url]

chigsboss:
it has become of public notice dat most members of nl esp d pcms spend more tym on this thread than dey do at home or work, tym which should av been used productively is being languished here,i therefore call for d suspension or restriction of access to dis thread

..Let me pretend as if i did'nt see dis,,NO! *str8 face*u give anybody work for here?..abi u share NLs fones 4 dia?..ehh! ehhh!! becareful oh! mr.man[/url]

chigsboss:
it has become of public notice dat most members of nl esp d pcms spend more tym on this thread than dey do at home or work, tym which should av been used productively is being languished here,i therefore call for d suspension or restriction of access to dis thread

..Let me pretend as if i did'nt see dis,,NO! *str8 face*u give anybody work for here?..abi u share NLs fones 4 dia?..ehh! ehhh!! becareful oh! mr.man

wow!..tightly contested election..congratulations! to Greycious..i believe u guyz wil take this land to greater heights!..i salute u justified10 for ur maturity in the electoral process,chumaster u're a genius!..i greet all of u for ur supportive roles in moving ur land to the next level of Grace!. special shout-outs to my pressy of [GC] LogoDWhiz and other international observers kbs468 and other dignitaries..well done! cc:LogoDWhiz kbs468 Greycious Justified10 Ruthobaz Abbie chumaster yorme Dreamcum2tru kapable75 pls pardon me if ur moniker is nt mention,i greet u all sincerely..

Kbs468:
No na the first time wey I compile them na him I typed dem one by one. After dat time na addition I dey do to d existing one wey I saved.

But I dey remember the regular monikers wey I dey mention for fewer mentions ni oo. Na if I wan mention everybody na him I dey go to the saved page, highlight it and copy den paste. But again, I go don go through the pages here in Golden City to write down d newer monikers and then begin to update the list by typing all d hand written monikers.

Although since mid January, I never update am except today wey I added like 3 wey just post b4 my post No wonder you ask d question sef because as I dey explain sef, I kon dey remember d stress then

..Na wao bros...en u did'nt deem it fit to include mine..diaris God ooo

kapable75:
congratuloooooobiiaah! Am happy for u oh. We heard that there will be three batch diz year so we are looking @ july. I think thats our only consolation

..Tnx alot bro,i wish u guyz best of luck bro.time flies b4 u knw it its here..btw are goin 4 convocation dis saturday @ futmx?

kapable75:
omoh my side tyte ooh. It have really tey and u just left ur boy and commote.

its not like dat o bro..its dis nysc reg. tins dat av bin on my neck oh,buh tnk God am finally tru wit dat jst waitin 4 deployment letter..btw any info on date for mobilisation time table of B16 yet?

kapable75:
Kollenzy baba!! I see u

Lolz..capability! KAPABLE75! i hail u bros,hw ur syde na

tobikay01:
Who else has gotten an sms to print der CUL?

Have you gotten one?

justified10:
watch ur back, security personnel are all around u...

Lolz,,i am an international observer.here to monitor/evaluate to ensure equity,free and faireness in the electoral process..(oh!sorry for mentioning jst one candidate's name,nt trying to be biased in anyway abt my official dispository of duty..jst a personal recommendations)..best of luck to the candidates Justified10 and Greycious..ohh! lets i forget 'the security you saw all around me'..THERE ARE ALL MY SECURITY DETAILS IN COMPANY OF FELLOW OFFICIALS ..tnx 4 observing...

ruthobaz:
Am good, can't wait for you to be declared president

..MODIFIED.. GOOD AFTERNOON ALL B16 PCMs..i bring good tidings from 'GOLDEN CITY' A16 house with the company of my great president and other senior officials of the cabinets..heared abt the presidential election for GRACELAND taking place today,i therefore brings my unalloyed support for the two candidates in persons of Justified10 and Greycious to take GRACELAND to greater heights! looking @ their antecedents as former members of golden city...God bless you all... #Votewisely. cc:LogoDwhiz

LogoDWhiz:
@justified10. i bam

u?

..Lolz,no be lie!..This our Pressy Head dey dia!,i greet u ur excellency mr.president..

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LogoDWhiz:


You got my point. I just used the wrong word.
I meant her username.


Logo is part of my name.
D means The
Whiz is a word in the dictionary!

....,,.Lols, aahhaaa! gatcha!.nice one bro.

LogoDWhiz:


You got my point. I just used the wrong word.
I meant her username.


Logo is part of my name.
D means The
Whiz is a word in the dictionary!

....,,.Lols, aahhaaa! gatcha!.nice one bro.

LogoDWhiz:
Aleora!

Please, what's the meaning of your name?

..Lols.its nt the real name but 'moniker' as u may refer to just like urs LogoDwhiz..abi na ur name b dat?..if yes pls what's the meaning of ur name?..

terrymason:
Please house! I checked my CUL using the nysc11 then and I was posted to kwarri, but now the same cUn from the previous CuL Is what I got from nysc through text! Will I still be posted to kwarri state?

..U'RE SUPPOSED TO BE POSTED TO 'KWARA STATE'..but due to ur offence of seeking examination question papers b4 due date(exam malpractice),u are hereby posted to 'KWARRI STATE' with 1 year hard labour!..

Well said.. #GodblessNigeria

Darey00:
Na joke I dey joke o.. I no get any uncle their Blame NYSC for killing me with boredom. Pls disregard that post

.Lolzz..

Darey00:
Good morning everyone.. My uncle who works at Nysc told me last night that Batch B will be good to go by July
*off I go*

.Oga..we're not interested in when 'Batch B will be good to go by july'..here we are waiting for God's know how long for A16 deployment/posting and service commencement proper.U better tell ur uncle and his colleagues @ NYSC to sit-up! and do thier job effectively and efficiently oh!..we are tired of 'INCONCLUSIVENESS' in scheme of things which have become order of the day in this administration..Is this the 'CHANGE' Nigerians once longed for?..*sighs*..plenty questions longing answers..{Anyways tnx bro for ur piece of info..well appreciated} #GodblessNigeria.

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JAEYWEST:
Jonathan Adeniyi studied at FUTMINNA #teamA16 #bontorepublic

...Wlcm bro..fellow FUTMITES!..nice to have u here..

In the spirit of sportmanship and the love and concerns which we'hv been sharing and continue to share hopefully on this great thread(GC)..i apologise if u found my reply to a post offensive/disturbing.....{take a chilled water to cool temper..my G..boboLIL Lol} Thnks all 4 ur matured contributions,am proud of you ladiez and gentz...

boboLIL:
you de craze,, I no de share stream buh u de ask wich stream u go de.. U see DG for this thread? Becareful with dis yeye questions here o... Weyrey.. See mumu wey I de joke with ...

From ur comment its obvious you lack basics of communication in a civilised public forum,and i can easily deduced from your utterances that u need to work on your morals and in general social behaviours and interactions.I strongly believe this thread is a gathering of ever disciplined,enlightened,intelligent,smart and well-behaved Nigeria Graduates!!..and not some miscreants seeking cheap and undeserved attention..(no offence,some words of helpful advice from a concerned Big brother...

boboLIL:
stream.II

Na u de share stream?..abi na u be the DG of NYSC..becareful with 'I TOO KNOW'..attitude here o!

boboLIL:
. There is nothing like state code... Pls don't say it again before some G's will strt asking fr state code...thank u, thank u

NOTED!..BOSS..

kratoss:
well the last two digits of my call up nmber is 73 and plateau code is 073... u might be right lols

Pls can anyone give a breakdown of the states codes?..to enable those of us who have not peep into the so called 'unauthorized'..'fake'..'real'..'leaked'..or better still 'HACKED'..CUL(in NYSC management's voice)..to have an idea which state we might likely be deployed when the official CUL is eventually released...