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Quote from Bkhomo. It is rumored in Eastern Nigeria that Mr.Awolowo committed suicide. . . . . It is rumored worldwide that Ojukwu impregnated his daughter. . . . . . .Shocking news!

What's that your artificialy inseminated daughter used to say? ' When daddy (bkbabe) drinks granpas 'milk' and swallows granpas 'sausage' he talks ish.'. So now you skirt wearing molefuck go take your daily spanking from your dad. Any tribe that habours you has done itself a great disservice.

THE ADVENTURES OF YOUNG EMEKA                                                                                           PART I  One humid day in January of 1970, young bearded Emeka took a walk around his Kingdom. His kindgom, which had hitherto been the size of most Western European countries, had now shrunk to the size of two city blocks in modern day Manhattan. With bombs sounding all around him, and defeat imminent, he had a drastic decision to make: surrender with dignity or flee like a rat. He was an Ibo man afterall, and a typical one at that, thus,  his decison was a no brainer.   As dusk was turning to dawn, Young Emeka returned to his daughter's house, silently, and crept in like the vermin he was. Salivating, he looked at her unclothed body lying across the mat on the floor and thought to himself if he should "taste" her one more time before he fled  Biafra for good. But then reality hit, and he figured that that time was of the essence and that he'd be better off sticking all of his 2 inch diyyck into the mouth of a venomous cobra than getting caught alive by advancing Federal troops.   Young Emeka was in a bind, the only way out of "Hell" was by plane: BUT HE DIDNT KNOW HOW TO FLY A PLANE! It wasnt that there werent any pilots in the whole of Biafra, indeed there were.  Chukwudi, Igwe Chime's third son, was an Indian trained pilot. The problem was Young Emeka had plans to flee with whatever little was left in the coffers of the Biafran Treasury; worthless Biafran Pounds and all. He even figured that with a little Ibo ingenuity on his part, he could also 'disappear' with a few sheep, cows, goats and chickens. . . . Oh, and yams too, if he carried out his 'plan' to perfection.     He grabbed a glass of water from the kitchen sink and walked quietly to the couch that overlooked the porch on the eastern side of the house to ponder his dilemma.     "If I tell Chukwudi about my plan, he'll inform Chime, who will then inform Effiong and the 'Elder's Group. That will be too many people on the plane . . . . and to share how much loot when we eventually reach the Ivory Coast??!', thought Young Emeka to himself. "Theres gotta be another way out of this jam which will ensure that I flee this place with all the valuables I can lay my hands on".    And, indeed, there was another way to put this dubious plan into perfection. A lightbulb appeared over his head; he had solved his problem.  "Afterall, I'm an Ibo man, and we're known for being even more cunning than the Jews", Young Emeka thought as he smiled to himself in the semi-dark of his daughther's/Baby-Mother's/ Concubine's bedroom.   The fact that he had found a solution to the Biafran problem that had plagued him for over three years was not the only reason for Young Emeka's smile. Seeing his daughter rolling from side to side, in her sleep, every ten minutes or so had the blood flowing in his ge*nitals. He became rock hard! He looked in awe at the well-rounded shape of her buttocks and mentally clapped for himself for having the distinction of being the first man to bring his daughter into 'womanhood'.    As his daughter's, Nnenna, chest heaved up and down, and as the mortars of advancing troops grew nearer and nearer, Young Emeka, becoming even more excited, threw caution to the wind, dropped his pants, and took off his underwear. He slid next to his daughter on the raffia mat where she lay and put his hand underneath the traditional wrapper she usually wore to bed. "We only live to die once", he thought to him self as he skillfully moved his hands and felt the moistness between her thighs. . . . . . . . .  someone missed his calling see 'confessions of a third rate rebel leader '

Congratulations. You win a cookie.

@ Igbo haters
You are wasting your time.

@ ChinenyeN
Piece of advice: never show your culture posts to any member of your umunna.

Better come back and pay a visit to AlaIgbo. That will cure your madness. Chei! Infact you are not Igbo! I refuse to believe you are Igbo. An Igbo man will never talk like you just did. What you have done is worse than the Igbo denial of some South South Igbo.

Okay, komando, I think you and I are done, until you show that you thoroughly understand the situation. I won't entertain the nonsense you blindly picked up from Andre, EzeUche and Co.

Are you trying to say you are not Igbo? Is that it? This is worse than I thought. Then who are you.

Why be angry all the time?

I think I may have been wrong.

I used to think tpiah was well manered and a model for our women, now,

I have said I will not tonguelash any Igbo here where we are attacked by Bkbabe and the likes of them, but bro you are beginning to sound like bkbabe, sjeezy and the rest. I am trying hard not to scold you about your camoufaged anti- igbo posting. Don't make me talk to you as if you were an igbo hater. Igbos are one, Ngwaa included. In an earlier post I conceded to you that Ngwaa may well be the biggest Igbo kingdom. Wether you like it or not Ngwaa is in SouthEast and so is Igbo.chikena!

. . Ok?. .  Wow. Going the extra mile, I see. . .

And What do you mean?

This chinenyen is just a tale teller. And he hates Igbos soo much. Chineyen, we know you are bkbabe, trying to confuse the Igbos by talking about ngwa as if its an ethnic group. But you suck and stink! I'll stop here for now.

Bkbabe repackages himself by not posting anti-Igbo post for the first time. Googles thankyou o. You don dey convert the knuclehead.

@ Balcktooth.

Your grammer stinks!

What of in Ohafia. I hear they are a matrilineal people.

It is sometimes seen as a sign from a woman that she is sexualy available. I know a married lady that wears it. Some women wear it as a fashion statement.

Mrs Hafsat Balewa, daughter of one time Premier of Western Region, Chief Samuel Akintola.

They must have been playing ludo while their fathers were playing politics. Nice one sha.

Mrs Hafsat Balewa, daughter of one time Premier of Western Region, Chief Samuel Akintola.

Na wa o.

Quote from Blacktooth
I wont expect less than what you are offering atleast you supported your kinsmen against me.the only question i asked was concerning the durability and patronage of this vehicle due to the sentiment that locally made products do encounter and your folks started attacking simply because i raised objections .i would have raised such if it's produced by a yoruba man.

You made demeaning comments on the buses that has not even been manufactured (even though) you hav'nt inspected them to see if they are up to basic standard or not. You also insunuated that Aba made products are sinonimous with poor quality. Have you bought Chinese sandals 'dumped' in Naija before? If your comments are not tribalistsic I wonder what is.

If a man has only one building and two sons for instance, does that mean that the land must be divided between the two sons, or will the younger son be compensated with money?

How is property shared in Igboland in absence of specific will?

@bluetooth
Today you buy Panya(Japanese) made cars, tomorow you will buy Aba (Igbo) made cars. Mr Envy.

And for the Pan thing,you check out this page

According to recent research posted here on Nairaland Zinox controls more than 50% of the Nigerian pc market. When you come back from your taxi job in Glasgow check it out.

About the PAN assembly part in the North, don't forget that the Igbos also have ANAMCO, the Anambra Mercedes Company building buses in the East. Like PAN they have been assembling buses for more than ten years now. So STFU.

Quote from Bluethoot
Typical ibo man,we should appreciate the product even if it's INFERIOR ? We are talking about quality which will make the vehicle exportable and you are here tribalising the issue.american are top buyers of toyota and other japanese simply because they consider the quality of their product.so talk wisely next time

When the Japanese started manufacturing in the 1970's Americans called Japanese products Panya made. Today they buy Toyota vehicles. The same thing goes for you: parrot Aba made today, tomorow you, or your kids will travel down to Nnewi or Aba to buy the car. Afterall you are probably using a Zinox computer right now, and guess what that Zinox is Igbo made.

olabukola:Aba made

Aba made no be bad thing. E get Aba made e get Chinese made. Na so industrialization dey take start.