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AntiIPOOP:
This monkey still dey follow people congratulate? Shut up there! Clueless nigger

E pain am!!!

[quote author=brossam2001 post=49589568]Op . Gerrahiamen. This post was plagiarised from a post in December 2015.

https://www.nairaland.com/2815882/travails-marrying-late.

If it is the same person with different name , what about ur age...are u still 37 years now and last year?

My Friend get out here. I know u will blame me for wrong full insertion.


God bless you, I thought I was the only one who noticed the post. I saw it sometimes last year on nairaland.

Bullshit! they think everybody is as dumb as Buhari that does not have investments and business of his own. Sagay thinks $5m is to much for a woman that has been the wife of a deputy governor, governor and president.

Ayo7:
I will like to support 10 youths with 5k each...Kindly pm me your account number. Transfer will be tomorrow morning. Regards

Sir pls consider me 0141025084 gtb Oyedele Adejare. Thanks

Ymodulus:
Initially shared 40,000 to 5 students from my pocket. Then AntiWailer also sent me 51,000Naira to share N5,000 TO 10 students. He further stated i am at discretion to share how i like.
I state on this thread that i have recieved a credit alert of 50,000 from AntiWailer and will begin the sharing immediately here and now.

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@DDeliverer, can you state your account details?
Also brother if you are a GRADUATE of any of this course without a job, Architecture OR Quantity Surveying or Building?
If yes please contact me, i have something for you.

Sir pls help a brother in need, here is my acc no 0141025084 gtb Oyedele Adejare. thanks

Ope O! i almost died of frustration. Iseyin camp here i come.

Cooldude68:
Don't waste your time guys, CUL won't come out until after the Ramadan fasting. That's the only reason that could be responsible for the delay. Muslims can't fast in camp and since it's a compulsory thing, orientation camp palava can't stand in it's way.....my observation tho

Got ya! how many cooldude's do we have on nairaland? Are u a PCM stream 2 member?

If only they (NYSC) know how frustrated i am right now. i just can't wait

I'm Tosin posted to oyo state. 07067036557

Mods pls push this to the front page.

#1 Are Our Refineries Working Or Twerking VP: “What happened is as follows: our local consumption of fuel is almost entirely imported.” So what happened to the 3 functioning refineries? Or was it a lie? Reminder: January 2016: NNPC spokesman Ohi Alegbe said the Port Harcourt, Warri and Kaduna refineries were producing a total of 6.76 million litres of gasoline per day, adding that this was projected to rise to more than 10 million litres per day by the end of January. Source: Reuters Africa NOTE: Nigeria consumes 35-50 liters per day on average. That means 20% to 33% will be carried by our local refineries per the above statement … so why the switch all of a sudden? Have we been lying about our refinery capacities to curry cheap approval points? #2 NNPC too Wan Join VP: “NNPC exchanges crude from its joint venture share to provide about 50% of local fuel consumption. The remaining 50% is imported by major and independent marketers.” If this is true, why then is NNPC also increasing their pump price? NNPC should not require FOREX for joint venture share exchange! #3 ForexWahala VP: “These marketers up until three months ago sourced their foreign exchange from the Central Bank of Nigeria at the official rate. However, since late last year, independent marketers have brought in little or no fuel because they have been unable to get foreign exchange from the CBN. The CBN simply did not have enough.” This is not news, every sensible Economist ( Naira: Sanusi backs devaluation ) and even Engineer (even me sef write article here ) since last year advised us to devalue the Naira. But we did not listen, despite the fact that our foreign reserves were dwindling due to low Oil prices we still said we would stubbornly maintain an unsustainable N197 to $1 exchange rate. This, despite the fact that the black market rate was running away we still held it at N197. What this does is deplete our foreign reserves much faster. Now FOREX has almost finished, we are now shifting the cost of poor economic decisions by this administration to the poor Nigerian man. #4 Typographical Exchange Rate Error? VP: “We expect that foreign exchange will be sourced at an average of about N285 to the dollar, (current interbank rate).” So wait here I am confused. The official inter-bank rate has always been N197. But all of a sudden in the VPs message to Nigerians it is now at N285. Did they just devalue the Naira or is this a typographical error? Please epp me ask, so CBN can update their page here. NOTE: I actually think the VP made a mistake and was referring to the N285 pounding sterling exchange rate and not the dollar exchange rate. In which case it is quite sad that no one could proof read and catch this factual error. #5 Government Still Trying To Control Price VP: “They would then be restricted to selling at a price between N135 and N145 per litre.” We did a similar restriction of N86.00, it failed woefully. Why do we now think a N145.00 will work differently? How will the man transporting fuel from Lagos to Kano still sell fuel at the same price as the man in Lagos not transporting anything? Its logically impossible. What they should do is have price restrictions per state or region … and not try and restrict a price across country. It just won’t work! #6 Conclusion At the end of the day, this is what happened … The current Government despite sound advice from several Economists refused to devalue the Naira while running a propaganda campaign to make Nigerians believe that our refineries were working and everything was fine, gambling that the Oil will rebound and cover up the lies. Sadly Oil never rebounded and this inevitably led to the fast depletion of our Foreign Reserves. To the extent that CBN could no longer keep up with the demand from Fuel importers. And now the government is shifting the burden for their poor decisions to the Nigerian people. Now I am not saying our Vice President aka the ex-Pastor is telling Lies … but all I ask is that he … Words by Okechukwu

G I Jane.

Fedayeen:
I don't take most of this Private tertiary institutions serious with their grades. Imagine a Davido that spent mor time dancing Skelewu than receiving lectures in school socring 2:1 @ babCOCK.


The public schools also have beast as lecturers who have swore to frustrate students because thry believed that nobody can get an A in their course.



NUC needs to do more in terms of regulations.



Thumbs up to Dr Buhari an honorary doctorate holder from Kaduna State University which doesn't offer any doctorate degree

Exactly bro! that was why Dr Buhari appointed a prof as a junior minister of education while a journalist was made a senior minister.

RichYoungNigger:
It all started in the USA.
During the first world war, gas masks became a necessity and in order to attain a full seal against the wearer's skin and avoid leaks, the mask must be flush against the skin, so that meant a soldiers options were either to shave the beard and avoid sucking in poison or keep your awesome beard and look cool while you get blasted in the face with a mouthful of tear gas

Recently on CNN i read a news about a Sikh who was allowed to wear a turban and a beard while he was still serving as a captain in the US army.

And the blame game continues, Tinubu is a big fool.

Femi nailed it!

Annalise Keating defence attorney, keep it up.

I got mine from my personality/temperament. I'am a phlegmatic, that explains my cool and calm nature.

Patiently waiting for alert, dis Apc gov't is always late in everything.

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sandraokosun1:
Celebrating mediocrity! What makes this special, is this not the reason he recives millions for clothing wears, and multi million naira as salary. Or is this special because he is half cast. Whats the big deal.
If the picture is anything to go by i cant find a tangible thing at the background that necessitate this visit juxapose the consistituency allocation he recieves.
This is the real selfie scammer, who pretends to be a common man but flies first class and only interested in what he, buruji kashamu, akpabio and friends can get. He no longer flies first class again, he has added that private chopper to the collection, bravo mr TWITTER SINATOR

Hater why u hating? I'm Ben murray-bruce am just trying to make #commonsense

Apc is making a mockery of our judicial system.

Noted.

GEJ wan kill us with light for osun state. GEJ till 2019 iyalaya anybody

Ok

OP what flavour of weed did u smoke? Is it janjanweed or ginger

Amaechi is mad man.

��˵ Exactly it simply shows he lacks vision.

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True friends are the ones that stay behínd to help clean ur mess when the party is over.

@ olodo one of my ECN lecturers comes to mind.