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pooing in a toilet, squeezing their arse so the poop wont sound loud....
all girls does this.... even *pim* u wont hear esp when purging they would wonderfully control the situation but if na guyz oboi na the reverse oo

nairaland girls would be lyk...
ah ah who is this talkative again




girls while applying mascara, thats when they open Everything

diddydiva:
waoooooo

thank God have got all these






#winks

8. an humble woman

educated woman

made in china kids

asdfjklhaha:
Tautology

of the lowest order

Henrybright:
y did dey allow dis once to live and suffer na....

who told you his suffering...
the sight of it iz amazin but wit which butt does he shyt

and they concluded the foetus is pregnant WTF define pregnant...
sounds dumb
end time specialist..

have money

Jeromejnr:
The mom of d baby girl has become an immediate Grandma.

But strange things dey happen for this world sha.

how manytimes will you modify

thats abortion, thats illegal... those foetus has right to live.

that nairalander called.....NOBODY

but y shuld you its almost val already

wish i even had

pashaun:
What are you trying to say? Pashaun means passion

ahhhh you know notting (jon snow)

sex pishaaun yex

mouth to mouth sef would do

cos they realise anyting in Bra stay fresh and safe

pashaun:
Stop practicing what?

pa-sha-un pa-sha-un nau

diddydiva:
gosh!!!

are you this sex starved

am making bed for my doll.

I said my bed cos it's my doll and I made the bed with my money


#grinning

guess its high time you made a bed for a living doll

pashaun:
Bastard babies on the rise in African countries

except our youth stop practising pasHaun-pashaun

diddydiva:
waooooooo

this is truly a good news
congratulations!!!

I don't have anything to say to you but the careless lady in question


it's just a year break and she will be back

congratulations once again for prosponing her success in education

some Nigerian guys will never be cautious.




#laying my bed

its like babies are now the new trend in town *pulls trouser climbs the bed* lets make babies too .....not sex oo jst babies

errm stricker hw much dem dey sell condom for una street
1k? shey....
dumb-azz

U see,, the last time i experienced such, postinor did d trick but i guess its too late for you guyz....
my advice might be a bad one so
*mouth sealed*

otbliz:
Not enough

Cut off your dick.
Yes, [size=30pt]cut it off[/size], shey you want to forget about them. Since you don't have better things than ask a rhetorical question

dont mind the fagg joor if you cut yourt d1ck how will you explain to *your children* errm ahh sorry, adopted children..?

simply do both are you the only man alive?

heartbreakin, so akward to see your crushes misbehaving

*sobs*

Enegod:
abeg..na you get that over-size yansh?

*view profile* falls from 4th mainland bridge

Enegod:
abeg..na you get that over-size yansh?

lwkmd..

*pulls my slippers picks them up runs out of the thread*

2 fighting....

Nneka123:
lol! they will never mind their business. Enemies of progress

biko show me the progress lolzz

abeg hw e dey be for here...

*reads the topic*
ans-: errm errrm those people bearing Nobody
..i hate seeing them on nairaland