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odutuga82:
Training commence today n tmao,Kosofe lg

hw credible plzzzz

i recieved d first msg only; am in ekiti ado any list yet ama student

dont blame these pastors, they are broadening the gospel into politics dont you get its part of evangelism

Remember money is the soul jet of evangelism, and faith without money is a dead one, do your job and let them do theirs na you wan feed them Habba!!
you are free to abuse your leaders but...

harm not my prophets and do my annointed no Harm.....

stardragon:
amen!!

u mean u saw jonathan winnin de election in ur dream last night

i swear

that akward moment he is to tell his grand-son how his father died

buhari would probably call on osinbade to help him deliver, cos during his sARMYndary school days he was not good at debates

his brain has started growing beards too


it might be a taboo in india not in Nigeria

bettercreature:
Its unbelievable

its believable

i had a dream last four years when i was in kaduna, that jonathan won the election and there was riot
......it happened and there was riot that claimed lives.,
so bad that i missed my physics waec exam

fastfoward>>>>>>>>>>>

am nw in ekiti schooling, my family @ kaduna
i had thesame dream last night in my dream it was a tough chaos..., my people PDP's are in power already but am not concerned cos am nt into politics,

all am concerned about is wholesome safety prayer for my parents/our parents over there in kaduna and my fellow citizen dem.. that no dropped evil weapon fashioned against em shall prosper

lobatan...

lolzz

thank God am a yoruba boy (precisely Ekiti) cos our ladies are beautiful and our cultures are tolerable....


.....sincerely, unlike others i could have so hated this thread

prouly yoruba....., Waa Gbaayi

LRNZH:
TANoids and vandalism

GMB 2015 Unstoppable

u need jabing on the Head..,,, solid one

and u call this breaking news...
on the school page or NAiralands forum?


jonathan reading this news be lyk:

"you mean no one died?,, the Government would buy another bus jare" these are all political strategies

funniest thing is she has a show to present

me too ^^

beta pix

Austeenx:
[color=orange] I can Frenchkiss those lips for hours. [/color]

u can frenchkiss injury?

Teen mum reality star turned porn star
Farrah Abraham shared these photos on her
twitter page a few hours ago showing what
happened to her lips as she tried to get lip
injection. unluckily for her she has a show ahead, She wrote "Girlfriends don't say I
didn't warn ya ! #Botched. California #ER
#fixit" so funny girls dont only enlarge butts and boobs but gone as far as giving their lip a new edition..,, things ladies do for LUST ...., "guys can never imagine em "..., whats ya say?

pickabeau1:
As in

See this dude

He is harassing His mom with inpunity mum but feeling guilty about how much to give his gf who used her school fees to buy clothes...

bad guy

2undexy:
ur headings shld b in capital letter, nd u shld free some space 2 make ur post look inviting..nice writeup though

corrected....

Anuoluwap:
and I thank God sey she no be eksu girl coz dem too lyk money 4 here

heey brov hw sch nau lng tym

Misogynist2014:
You won't make FP.

we ryt

MANY men have some wild and crazy ideas
about what women think is awesome.
Look, we’ve had it with your inability to hook
up. More importantly, you're making all of us
look bad with this bumbling backwater
tomfoolery some of you seem to think is sex
magnetic. It is not. It is the opposite. These
things right here, no longer engage in them.
Ever. It’s 2015, not... 2000-and-dumbass. OK?

10. Wolf-whistling or singing
This sound needs to die. It has never, in the
history of mankind, been good to mankind’s
relations with womankind. Yet still some men
persist in the hope that… what, exactly? The
wolf whistle has become two things, neither of
them probably something you want to express:
1. The desperate tweeting of a probable sexual
predator who has no idea about anything, and
2. The ironic sound a girl’s gay bestie makes
when they go shopping together and she comes
out of the change room in something you
wouldn’t understand.

9. going directly to have a word with her, i trust my main niqqaz theyll bone the odds and go for the stake like "she go beat me ni'? mostly making theirself available moving here and there around her after they might made numerous eye contacts...

8. White knighting
Facebook is great for this. Leaping mindlessly to
the defense of a woman involved in something
you probably have no idea about is stupid. Ask
yourself why you’re actually doing this. The
answer is probably a lot less pure than the
gleaming surface of your social plate mail
purports it to be, which is: You are trying to
ingratiate yourself with a potential sex partner
by exploiting what you’d like to think is a bad
situation. The problem a lot of the time is,
women are people. People are fallible. You are
not always defending someone in the right, and
even if you are… who the hell are you again?
More from AskMen: Weird dating questions
answered

7. Telling another girl beside her she's beautiful..
Recently a nice sales girl we work with was
chased down on foot by some guy she’d never
met at a bus-stop . He tapped her on the
shoulder, looked deeply - and perturbingly -
into her eyes, and said: "You’re the most
beautiful girl I’ve ever seen". However this is
real life and not an ini edo movie, and
she did chase him. She said, "Uh, thanks,"and
shuffled away. She doesn’t know you, man.
This borders on stalking.

6 showing off especially when he owns a tablet a car or an s5 when the girl i still using tecno p5, he just start operating the phone irrationally to attract her guys might go as far as spraying perfumes before passing by her.,,,, that works severally.

5 trying to win a scene or an argument when shes arround,trynna prove gej being ontop of the situation sum guyz might even go as far as laughing so loud to pass their sensual signal lolz "ave witnessed that sha"

4. Fighting
Once, I overheard two dudes in a group who
were hanging out with some girls. One of them
whispered to the other one, “Hey, let’s pretend
to get in a fight, they’ll love it.” And they rolled
around on the floor trying to make it look real,
and the girls looked so embarrassed they
could’ve died. That is how women really feel
about men fighting: Embarrassed. It is not the
irresistible display of machismo some bros think
it is. You are millions of years of evolution out
of touch, Hutch.

3. Becoming super jacked(bodybuilding)
Being fit is good, as are the physical rewards
that often go with. Being so huge your mortal
enemy has become the relative lack of width
given to most doorways is not. Let’s be
crystalline here: The vast majority of women do
not think "human protein shake" is hot. A lot of
guys get to this point via a mixture of insecurity
and an ignorant belief in what mainstream
media tells them is the key to getting lucky, and
that is what women really see when they see
juiced biceps: A scared little dude who can’t
think for himself.

2. Not taking the hint
This is how people get to getting down: Two
people are into each other for whatever
combination or singularity of physical, mental,
and/or social reasons. When this happens they
will generally find an excuse to make sex
happen between them. Notice "they".
This equation does not work if it is one-sided.
You will know it’s one-sided if she hasn’t
responded to your hundredth, increasingly
desperate-and-alone missive aggressively
asking her why she hasn’t replied to your
hundredth, increasingly desperate-and-alone
missive. Guys like this end up going viral.

1. Pretending like you're a good guy
Do you know how women can tell that a man is
probably a bad idea? The disingenuous way in
which he pads his communication with too
much hollow laughter and acquiescing to her
every request. In trying so hard to convince her
you’re this non-threatening and awesome guy
she should totally sleep with, you are actually
giving yourself away completely.
Nobody is a natural doormat who laughs after
every passive-aggressively suggestive or
inquiring sentence so as to take the edge off
the sexual frustration steaming from their
clammy skin. This is the classic hallmark of the
creep