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junior or senior sis

op why would u compare doughnut with cucumber

clean format, the white woman don wise up
she be like 'marriage first'...
yoruba guyz into yahoo since 100b.c

loving and caring men exhibits these habit when they start playing 1960 bet,
develop habit No5 when all his slip is losted

for God sake they are ladies wah d u expect

b4 sexx no1, after sexx na no3 sure pass, and no2 wen i really wanna sleep

Elinob:
Pls ave u included master key because it can also be the most importance

WHATS UR MASTER Kii

Mubbyleey:
It's not advisable...

but its okay to act it maybe i should watch it with your wife

wait oo was that part of his campaign strategy

all these liars above like pretending ^^^^^^

what if davido proposes...

the picture on The blue top looks like mukina's face

nice one from our PDP LEADERS

the worst part of it is when you have a bros like me, your buisness go wreck no be small
except you wont be paying shop rent

even after turning our fee down to 30,000 it only became worse because the little fees attached are enomorus
dont blame fayose on this...

only the wise Nigerians would understand his message

by simply saying no to a jihadist ??

and voting wisely

dont mind the o.p if your hobby is a bad one, Lie

how

who are the 'we'

PRIDE,, it kills everything

Their God's must be CRAZY

so whats so special about the country....
allow them if war scare them dem go run back...
btw Boko Haram have special ways of moving into the country

Three people looting money from citizens

1.OUR BANKs

2 OUR NETWORKs especially MTN

3. OUR GOVERNMENTs (the present govt and the past)

*i remembered talking to a fan to hear my robot voice
*bedwet and roll my younger brother over the place
*used little toy's to act hollywood action packed
*created torchlights, moving carton car thinking ill become a great engineer..., grew up ignoring it
*once hid #200 in the ground, went the next week it has decayed
*stoning eba at eachother whenever we get filled
*was then among the anti-lizard squad
*hitting nail on the ground whenever dogs meet
*acted like spiderman for weeks when i first watched the movie
*after liting the stove, hopps matches smoke in my mouth and watchs it puffs tru my nose ......lykka Boss
*love acting like a teacher >>>> grew up and erased the instinct
*after stealing the stew meat i wont rember wia to place the spoon weda inside or ontop the cover
*then..., i had this strong mentality thinking notting could kill me...


*life was boring then,, thank God for mobile technology..., in disguise sha

simplemach:
I dont think my heart is included in this. There are more to getting to my heart than these things listed here.

then you must be a modern day ROBOT

You've been dating this guy for a couple of
months now. You really like him. You like him
so much, you're afraid to screw it up.
Sometimes we do that because we get over-
anxious and tend to come off needy, clingy or
annoying. Refrain from being that spaz of a
girl. Instead, read on for our tips on how to
win his heart -- and how to be a good
girlfriend.
1.BE A GOOD COOK:as the saying goes the way to a man's heart is his stomach, if with you hes got one less problem to face, then it should be food, especially when you can cook many varieties of food he'll think of you as him mum then click..., you have his heart....

2. Wear Lingerie(be femanine)
Yes, it's that easy. Lingerie was obviously
created for men, not women. In fact,
sometimes all that lace and leather itches. If
you want to turn him on, go ahead and put
something super-sexy on. Just do it tastefully,
or you'll just look like a tramp. And you can't
win a man's heart if you're a .tramp

3.KNOW THE SCORES
Most men are into sports. Are you a sports
fan? If not, familiarize yourself a tad with his
favorite team or sport so you can contribute to
the conversation when he starts talking balls
and video-games. No, you won't be changing who
you are by just knowing a thing or two – we're
not telling you to lie and pretend you know
everything about baseball. Just have something
to say about it. He'll be ultra-impressed

4.DONT BE TOO SELECTIVE
We polled some men and the majority of them
said it's hot to see a woman who likes to
indulge in burgers, fries and buffalo wings peas and junk foods,
Granted, a lady should never overdo it and
must always eat politely, but the fact that you
can hold your own and eat just like a man
(well, almost like one) can be hot. being selective would scares him..

5. Give Him Freedom
If you really want to win his heart, lay off a
little. Don't be that girl who's always keeping
tabs on her man and not allowing him to hang
out with his friends. Don't be attached to his
hip. That way, it will give him an opportunity
to miss you. Not to mention that his friends
will love you for it, which brings us to our next
point...

6. Be Good to His
Friends
You think only ladies talk? No way. Boys talk
just as much as we do. And to top it all off,
men can be way more impressionable than
women. They listen to what their friends say. If
you want to get in good with your boyfriend,
get in good with his buddies. They'll boast
about how cool you are and that will be
permanently ingrained in his brain.

7. Meet his Parents and siblings
If you are the type of girl he would love to
bring home to meet mom and dad, you're in
luck. You're almost there. You'll know you
have his heart after you meet his folks and
they give him the okay. Most men are like
women – they want a life of bliss, the kind of
bliss where family gatherings are fun, friendly
and fabulous. When you meet the parents, be
your charming self.

8. Maintain Your
Fabulous Self
Do you ever see those women (hoping you're
not one of them) who, when they fall in love
or meet a man, lose themselves? They forget
who they are, stop engaging in hobbies, let go
of their social lives. It's sad really. Just because
you've found a man, doesn't mean you should
lose yourself.
Maintain your life and all of the great things
you were doing when he met you. Odds are,
that's what attracted him in the first place.
Don't lose yourself, so he'll always remember
what he fell in love with.

9. Learn to Forgive
...To a certain extent, that is. We're not saying
to forgive and forget the horrible stuff, but try
not to sweat the small stuff. If he forgets to do
the dishes, okay, discuss it. But don't become
the man's mother and scold him for missed
chores and being late. He'll likely get annoyed,
and the worst part is, some of those mistakes
were probably not on purpose.

10. Make Him laugh
One key to a man's heart has a lot to do with
giving him lots of chuckles. If you can be the
beautiful, nice girl he adores and make him
laugh, you're golden. Laughter means
happiness and happiness will open up hearts
like you wouldn't believe.

11.CARE
always let him know you care, when he does, you become his N01 abode when men are worried they become powerless being there for him when he's weak makes you his hero....

@itskooolet

lemme not lie ill see it az my luck ill never return it those above me lieing are worse than ayam

post as such are reasons our dark skinned girls are bleaching....