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PoliticsRe: Names Of Senators Who Accompanied Saraki To CCT Yesterday....... [29 In All] by koppa(m): 7:51am On Sep 23, 2015
Still baffles me some kwarans still support this looter,some are just meant to be slave all their lives...especially all this so called Islamic clerics,because of the money and greediness,our God is truly a patient and merciful one...


Meanwhile Kwara state government is yet to pay civil servants,even after the bail out money from Buhari...*nd somewhere Bukola Saraki has all those as at 2003


#Kwaranswiseup
PetsRe: Rescue Of A Boerboel (VICDAM KENNEL) by koppa(m): 2:47pm On Sep 21, 2015
If there is any award for Nairaland Personality of the year I want Vicdamm to be nominated,man has done a very good and great job,well done guy,we love you...Gracias
CelebritiesRe: Olamide, Phyno, Reminisce Are Clowns – Modenine by koppa(m): 12:44pm On Sep 21, 2015
Dunno what this is all about sha,but has anyone noticed Olamide is loosing it gradually,he doesn't even know how to do a proper rap son again,all he does now is singing and wanting to become Wizkid or Davido....he might actually be a clown anyway...
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by koppa(m): 9:38pm On Sep 16, 2015
Twaci:
Thats cool. Can't wait to get in cheesy
all the best dear..take care
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by koppa(m): 4:21pm On Sep 16, 2015
Twaci:
Fine so far smiley.

How is yours? And sch?
got back not long ago,had a short nap,currently on session break,school resumes next month though..
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by koppa(m): 3:58pm On Sep 16, 2015
Twaci:
Hey koppa...
hello aunty mi,lolzz,got the mention of your diary,got me tripping until you said your my aunty.....don't worry she will come around soon...

How's your day going
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by koppa(m): 3:55pm On Sep 16, 2015
How shít this place has become of late,so many irregularities...
FashionRe: I Need Your Votes Please by koppa(m): 2:12pm On Sep 16, 2015
Twaci:
Ha! Okay, oya OP do the needful before i change my mind undecided
been trying to click d link also,it's broken..
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dike-Churchill Glows At "Miss Grand Nigeria Beauty Pageant" Photos by koppa(m): 5:39am On Sep 13, 2015
Just in case..
Listening to Airforce1's "Started from the bottom"
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by koppa(m): 4:19pm On Sep 12, 2015
Allsmyles:
U pple shld kip consoling me oh
d guy is right sha,a cousin of mine was posted to Bornu last year,did camp at Nassarawa and had the PPA at Osun state...it's gonna be fine baby girl...
CrimeRe: Travails Of Siblings Raped By Their Dad For 3years (photo) by koppa(m): 3:24am On Sep 12, 2015
Will come back to read the story when it finally hits FP
RomanceRe: 9 Things ALL Men Want But They Are Afraid To Ask. by koppa(m): 3:23am On Sep 12, 2015
Doing this for possible frontpage sit..


It's Lady J again
RomanceRe: Photoshoot Of Life! Checkout This Pre-wedding Photo Found On Facebook by koppa(m): 10:41pm On Sep 11, 2015
Love is indeed stupid and crazy...
NYSCRe: NYSC Now Allows Students To Choose States For Deployment by koppa(m): 2:17pm On Sep 09, 2015
Wetin concern me with this,,,till next year jare,I will come back..
PhonesLetter To MTN by koppa(op): 3:41pm On Sep 08, 2015
Dear MTN,
I will not go and re-register my line. You can fool
everyone if you like, you might have fooled me
before, but you would never fool me again. The only reason while you continue to pull the wool over our gullible eyes is because the consumer rights’ protection agencies are either in the vegetative state, or completely dead.

How can you explain a situation where you would
tell your millions of teeming subscribers to
register their SIM cards and provide the
necessary bio-data, only for you to wake up one
morning to tell us to go and register our lines
again WITH ABSOLUTELY NO EXPLANATION? It
beats my imagination and it defies not just logic,
but also philosophy.
Were you drunk when you were registering our numbers?
Did a malicious virus wipe your entire database? Maybe I’m giving you too much credit sef. You probably wrote the records in books like an ancient
bookkeeper and a giant yellow rat ate them all.
Whatever your reasons (or lack of reasons) may
be, this is beyond ridiculous.
I have always maintained an MTN line because
apart from being my very first line, most of my
close associates also use
MTN. To some extent, the coverage is also
extensive. I didn’t hesitate when the directive
came from NCC to register
our lines. I braved the queue, registered my line
and collected my security number. Didn’t I try
enough? Looking back, I can deduce that my
attachment to MTN was more sentimental than
practical, as your tariffs are the highest for calls
and for browsing. You send an average of 100
spam texts per day, enough to run down a
Blackberry battery and more than enough to give any Osun State government worker waiting for
Aregbesola’s alert acute hypertension. Your nuisance value knows no bounds.

Even Airtel that has been passed round different
investors more times than a devil’s mail bag has
not come up with this kind of Grade A foolishness. What the heck is wrong with you? Don’t your customers mean anything to you? Doesn’t it bother you that Nigerians who wasted their time to register their SIM cards have to do the same thing again?

You haven’t even deemed it fit to fine-tune the
process. It doesn’t make sense to preserve bad
experiences like these, in very much the same
way that one relic of history is preserving mud
huts, and stating them on an assets’ declaration
form.
My records are not on your database, but you
remember my number when you want to tell me
to text ‘APC LAI’ to win a missing plot of land in Port-Harcourt, right? May heavy- duty thunder fire all of una. I really don’t blame you. If Nigerians had run your devious, xenophobic, exploitative, heartless, opportunistic, fraudulent a§s back to South Africa, you wouldn’t be here making them queue desperately like migrants.

What’s to say that there wouldn’t be another
shame registration in the next couple of months
since you guys obviously don’t know what you are doing..

If you block my line, you’ll be helping me. Prior to your ridiculous directive, I had already banished your yeye SIM card to a barely functional phone. I
have even borrowed the maximum permissible
amount. Go ahead, feel free, block away. It sure
feels great knowing that when I eventually toss
the phone into the trash-can, I won’t have to
take out the SIM. Good riddance to bad rubbish.
You deserve to be sued for every fraudulent
penny you've ever made on our shores.
Thanks to other service providers for making sure that your evil dream of becoming a monopoly will
forever remain a demented hallucination.

There are so many fishes in the ocean. I will not
tolerate your recklessness any longer. Peace at
last.

Drop your comments!
Cc
Dragnet
Lalasticlala
Seun
PetsRe: World's Hairiest Sheep Saved From Being Wooled To Death. by koppa(m): 10:40am On Sep 07, 2015
Mehn,dis is disgusting ah swear..

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