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See pix - Miss Carvalho is 3rd from left.....what do you think?

See picture below: Miss Indianara Carvalho is 3rd from left. What do you think

Kim Kardashian’s butt may have been all over the news here last week, but in Brazil Indianara Carvalho’s well-formed rump is the one making headlines. Earlier this week, the 22-year old stunner claimed the 2014 Miss BumBum title.

Showing off her curvy behind to a panel of judges, Carvalho, from the state of Santa Catarina, beat out the other 14 finalists – including pre-contest favorite Claudia Allende – to claim the title of best butt in Brazil and a check worth more than $24,000.

“Whatever happens, I thank God first. Yesterday was a very special night for me and also for all the people who love me and believe in me,” Carvalho gushed on her Instagram account.

To be fair Carvalho did go on an impressive P.R. campaign in the lead-up to the finals, including a very memorable trip to Paris, where she showed off her barely-covered behind in the City of Lights before police forced her to cover up and take her talents elsewhere.

The police threat, however, did not deter the brave Brazilian beauty. She simply found a more secluded spot near the Eiffel Tower to continue the photo shoot, stripping off her top, slipping into a pair of black swimsuit bottoms, black high heels and … well, actually, that's all she was wearing.

Culled from Fox news Latino





Sou Maior que a Terre Eiffel Miss bumbum Santa Catarina bjs

A photo posted by Indianara Carvalho ★ (@indianaracarvalho) on Oct 10, 2014 at 4:22am PDT



The Miss BumBum competition showcases, as should be perfectly obvious from its name, the buttocks of representatives from each of the country's 27 states, with 15 finalists battling it out in São Paulo for the best buns in Brazil. This year’s competition was the most diverse yet with the inclusion of plus-size model Juliana Bittencortt and the oldest ever candidate, 39-year-old Patricia Oliveira

He wants the General to employ him as a General Manager in Sapetrol!

We are not talking about immortalising MKO Abiola as a University has already been named after him.
What we are saying is that June 12 should be officially recognised by the Federal Government as Nigeria's Democracy day, not May 29!

With the victory of Buhari in the May 28, 2015 elections, a lot of 'CHANGES' are expected from the President-elect as from May 29, 2015.

For me, one of the first things he should do is to restore our Democracy Day to June 12; May 29 should be cancelled.

My reasons for this suggestion are as follows:

1. The freest and fairest election ever held in Nigeria was on June 12, 1993. It was an iconic day in which Nigerians from disparate walks of life came together as one to overcome tribal, ethnic, religious and political differences to democratically choose their leader. So, June 12 is the best date to celebrate our Democracy day, not May 29.

2. May 29 is a monstrous creation of the Military, the same Military that viciously annuled the June 12 most democratic election in the chequred history of Nigeria! May 29, if it has any value at all, only reminds us of the illegal rule of the military and how our inexhaustble resources have been plundered and eviscerared over the years. Nigerian do not want to be reminded of the military era; we want to be reminded of Freedom, Unity and brotherly love - only June 12 can do this.

3. APC, the coalition of parties led by ACN, has always recognised June 12 as Democracy day in all APC/ACN controlled states. Therefore, since Buhari came to power on the platform of APC, it is fait accompli that June 12 should be the Democracy Day.

4. No Nigerian died for May 29. However, so many Nigerians, young and old, died to validate / reverse the annulment of the June 12 elections. M.K.O Abiola himself, the winner of the election, died in the quest to realise his stolen mandate. These Nigerians should not be made to die in vain and the only way to immortalise these matyrs of democracy is to restore Democracy day to June 12.

Please, this is not an exhaustive list. Please deel free to add yours.

A boss said to his secretary ''I want to have XES with you and I will make it very fast. I'll throw $1000 on the floor, by the time you bend down to pick, it I'll be done.''

She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend then said to her, do it but "Ask him for $2000, pick up the money very fast he wouldn't even have enough time to UnCloth himself."

So she agrees. Half an hour goes by, the boyfriend decides to call girlfriend, he asks, what happened? She responds, "The Bastard used coins I'm still picking and he is still phucking!"

Witches are also notorious for having long nails!
May be she is one definetely!

Will the guy be able to stomach it when she farts?!!!
Her farts has been known to kill some flying insects!!!!

She needs immediate deliverance from the legions of demon that have possessed her soul!
As it is, not less than 1000 General Overseers would be needed to lay hands on her head to perform the deliverance.

Earthly tinz!

It's sad!
We are turning the laws of God upside down in the name of human rights, motivational talk, fathers' day and all sorts of nonsense!
That is the real reason why there is no peace in the world.......well, we shall see where all these will end up.

No need for any1 to get excited here. These things do happen.

Verily, verily I say unto, All is vanity upon vanity. What will a man not give to save his soul

Sir (Dr) Victor Uwaifo, one of the greatest musicians to come out of Nigeria and Africa and who sang the popular, evergreen song ''Joromi'' ''Guitar boy'', actually made a FIRST CLASS in Fine Arts.

So, what are we talkin' about here??

Yeyebrity self!!!!!!!!

Where is UBA, the so-called Africa's Global Bank

All is vanity upon vanity.

All is Vanity upon Vanity.

The great King Solomon had 1000,000 times this so-called wealth and yet concluded that ''All is vanity''
Do not be deceived by the deceitfulness of riches, my dear brothers.

Jesus Christ is calling you today.

The answer is not far-fetched really.

The greatest statement or declaration ever made is from no other person than our Lord Jesus Christ Himself. Hear Him in John 14:6 – ‘’I am the way, the truth and the life. Nobody comes to the Father, except through me’’


Without a doubt, this is unarguably the greatest statement of fact, or declaration ever made since God created the universe. It is as earth-shaking as it gloriously gratifying, and the world has never remained the same since then.

An assiduous analysis of this undying declaration reveals that Jesus is the solution to all of Man’s earthly friable, worries, despair and problems.
Let’s take a perspicacious look at the powerful closing statement: ‘’Nobody comes to the father, except through me’’

What does this mean and what is the implication?

Breaking it down, it simply means that ‘’No Ogboni member, no Eckankar member, Rosicrucian (Amok), Krishna, no Sango worshipper, Ogun worshipper, Amadioha worshipper, No idol worshipper, no Buddha worshipper, No pastor, Imam, Alfa, Bishop, Archdeacon, Archbishop, No Pope, No Professor, No Superior evangelist, No baby, No Father, No mother, No student, No gay,No lesbian, No President, No King, No Queen etc, etc’’ can reach Heaven unless they confess Jesus as their personal Lord and Saviour. That is the truth in the declaration of all ages!


This implies that it is only by confessing Jesus Christ as the Lord and Saviour that any sinner, no matter the background or level of sin, can successfully transit from earthly life to eternal life and glory; that is, overcome death and pass from life to life.

In short, the declaration gratifies us that there is neither death nor judgement for born-again Christians!

Why not be a born-again Christian today, simply accept Jesus as the Lord and Saviour now. Tomorrow may be too late.

Pastors building their empires on earth instead of building same in Heaven as instructed by God through Jesus Christ.
They do not preach salvation anymore, except prosperity, prosperity and prosperity....... for people to join them in building fortunes and empires on earth. What a shame, what a catastrophy?

But the Bible says: The Earth will eventually pass away, but the words of God will never pass away.

So, why do pastors not wisely prepare people to make Heaven.

They have forgotten that it is the narrow gate ( of holiness, righteousness & salvation) that leads to Heaven, and not the broad gate (of earthly prosperity, fortune, jeeps, masions etc) that leads to destruction and loss of eternal life.

Bank job nowadays is nothing, but a real dirty job.
In 2007 - 2008, UBA's newfound cowboy, Tony Elumelu, recruited massively from Zenith in its rabid drive to be the best bank in the world.
So, along came the Zenith ''whizz kids'' codenamed Strategic Hires [/b]and they were given higher salary notches than the average UBA guy literarily 'put on death row'
The so-called Strategic Hires brought along 'Hot money' (banking parlance for fixed deposits) which did the magic: UBA posted a balloned balance sheet size for that particular year end....but what happened thereafter? All the hot funds soon dissappeared...and gradually the strategic hires correspondingly dissappeared one by one to other banks.
Now, UBA is back to the old CABAL size pre the era of the whizz kids!

But meanwhile, hundreds of the old UBA staff that built the old CABAL had been sacked as they were all termed ''laggards.''

This, in a nutshell, summarises what has become of the Nigerian Banking Industry - [b]An Unprogressive House of Evil. A real Hammer House of Horror.
Run for dear life, please!!!!

Vanity upon vanity!!!

Please, who can tell me exactly what Andy Murray, the British tennis star, is doing in this picture? I mean, what could he be up to in such a pubic arena for that matter?

If Dolly's songs are her children, some of them, such as I Will Always Love You, have been over-achievers. Elvis Presley wanted to record it, 'but his manager, Colonel Tom Parker, wanted me to sign over half the publishing rights, which I couldn't do,' says Dolly. 'Everyone thought I was mad to turn down Elvis, but it was an executive decision.'

That decision was vindicated when Whitney Houston's 1992 rendition of the song turned it into one of the biggest hits of all time, earning Dolly some £4 million to date. To stand her ground at a time when women had yet to find their voice in the industry took some nerve. Not for nothing was Dolly nicknamed 'the Iron Butterfly'.

Her ultra-femininity is incredibly appealing and one can't help picturing her in her gym, working out in high heels. 'I'm not that bad,' she laughs. 'I have tennis shoes with little rhinestones that I slip on if I exercise. But I always wear heels, even around the house. I'm such a short little thing, I can't reach my kitchen cabinets.'

She's honest about her looks, and if there's a quip to be made, she's usually said it first and said it funnier. When asked once how long it took to do her hair, Dolly, an advocate of wig-wearing, replied, 'How do I know? I'm never there!'

As for the plastic surgery she's had on her face and her boobs (or 'showdogs', as she calls them), she says, 'I'll always do nips and tucks to keep everything up. I'll look the same if I get to be 100!'

Dolly's the epitome of what feminism espouses – achieving success in a male-dominated world on her own terms – but says, 'I've never been a feminist.' And with a hug, a kiss and a clack of her heels she's off, taking with her the two huge assets that have kept her at the top: her undoubted brains and her phenomenal talent.

Better Day is released by Sony Music on 29 August. Dolly's UK tour starts on 20 August in Glasgow. Tickets from www.livenation.co.uk. For more information on Dolly go to www.dollypartonmusic.net



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'Some people didn't think I was a class act because of my looks,' she says. 'But it didn't take them long to find out they were wrong.'
She's an astute businesswoman too, having founded her own theme park, Dollywood, a radio station, restaurants, and record and TV companies. She even has her own literacy programme, which distributes 2.5 million free books to children every year. Dolly and her husband have never had children of their own, although she says, 'I think I became more productive through not having children. I never really had the desire to have them. My husband didn't want them either, so it worked out well.'

She had a partial hysterectomy in 1984, which led to weight gain and depression. 'I've never been pregnant, so I just feel God didn't mean for me to have kids, so that everybody else's children could be mine,' she adds. 'But if I had had them, I think I'd have been a devoted mother. My songs are like my children – I expect them to support me when I'm old!'

I have tennis shoes with little rhinestones that I slip on if I exercise... But I always wear heels, even around the house
Dolly has been writing songs ever since she was seven growing up 'dirt poor' on a farm in Sevier County, Tennessee. The fourth of 12 children, she soon discovered her talent, and that, coupled with her extraordinary looks, was a passport to fame and popularity.


When she pitched up in Nashville as a teenager with that voice and that figure, did any of the male music honchos even bother talking to her face? 'I grew up around lots of men – my father, my brothers, my uncles – so I wasn't intimidated by them,' says Dolly, 'and feeling pretty and sexy actually empowered me.

'I got jumped on on occasion, but I always knew how to diffuse a situation without injuring their pride. I never slept with anybody to get ahead in my career. It didn't take long for them to realise I wasn't there to sell my body, but because my work was worthy.
'I'd say, "I have a gift and think I can make us both a lot of money – are you interested?", and they usually were.'

With Dolly often on tour, is it a case of absence making the heart grow fonder? 'I think so,' she nods, 'we're never stuck in each other's face. And any time we start getting a little testy with one another, I'll say, "Don't you need to go to the barn for a while?" – we know how to get out of each other's way without being offensive to one another.'

He won't be joining her for her UK tour. 'He doesn't like flying,' says Dolly, 'and he doesn't like crowds. I think he's also afraid I'll mess up during the show and won't know what to do about it.'

Dolly is one of the most successful recording artists of all time, her 'cheap and gaudy' exterior belying an exceptional vocal and writing talent that's earned her seven Grammy awards and produced 110 chart singles, including Jolene and 9 To 5. Her latest album, Better Day, is her 41st.

Dolly cannily likes to keep the speculation going. 'I love to flirt, and I've never met a man I didn't like,' she laughs. 'Men are my weakness. Short, fat, bald or skinny – I've had crushes on some very unusual men but Carl knows I'll always come home and I'm not having sex with these people – I'm just flirtin' and having fun.

'But that's healthy. If I'm away I'll say to my husband, "You don't mind if I fantasise about Keith Urban [Nicole Kidman's husband] tonight, do you?", and he doesn't. He says he'd think less of any man who didn't fall in love with me.

'But he really respects what I do and would hate to stand in the way of that. He always makes me feel pretty, even when I'm not. He'll say, "I like it when you wear your hair up high", and he even has clothes of mine in his closet that he'll bring out once in a while and say, "See if you can still get into this." I love dressing up for him,' she smiles. 'I think Carl will always see me the way he did when we first met, just as I do him. We'll never be old to each other.'

He always makes me feel pretty, even when I'm not... He'll say, "I like it when you wear your hair up high", and he even has clothes of mine in his closet.

The couple met the day Dolly arrived in Nashville as an 18-year-old, keen to pursue a career in music, and they've been together ever since. There is little photographic evidence of Mr Dean, who used to run an asphalt-laying company, leading to speculation that, like the Yeti, he may not even exist. 'Oh, he exists,' laughs Dolly, 'it's just he doesn't really like to be with anybody but me. He loves staying home and working on the farm.'

Some of her well publicised romances include affairs with movie superstars Sylvester Stallone and Burt Reynolds to mention only a few:

You have to be a very early riser to catch Dolly Parton out. It's 7am at her office in Nashville, Tennessee, a ten-mile drive from her 23-room home on the city's outskirts, and she's already been up five hours, finalising arrangements for this month's UK tour.

The 'wee-hour wisdom', as she calls it, is a ritual she's stuck to throughout her 50-year career; making the most of the dawning day to take care of business, write songs and groom herself.

Today she's wearing a black fringed skirt over black shorts, five-inch stripper heels and a multi-coloured fitted jacket around her weeny waist and those historic breasts. It's a look that Dolly herself, now 65, admits is trashy.

'A lot of people have said I'd have probably done better in my career if I hadn't looked so cheap and gaudy,' she says in that famously lilting voice. 'But I dress to be comfortable for me, and you shouldn't be blamed because you want to look pretty. My husband likes me to look this way, and he's the one I want to please.'

Dolly's contradictions are fascinating – the Barbie doll with the business brain that places her net worth at some £600 million; the bubbly exterior that masks the soulful depths – but nothing intrigues as much as her relationship with her husband of 45 years, Carl Dean. Their long marriage has withstood countless rumours about Dolly's supposed affairs with everyone from Sylvester Stallone and Burt Reynolds to Judy Ogle, her assistant and best friend.