₦airaland Forum

akins56:
Hello nairalanders, i really need your help, am a 19years old 400L student, i have a very lean stature(body) and its becoming very embarrassing, have been trying all my possible best to be fat or gain much weight for a very long time now, infact since i was 14 years old, have ate all kinds of food consistently, all to no obvious results! Have searched Google for tips on how to get fat and i did adopt the results i obtained from my researchs as best as i could yet all na wash!, some people advised that i eat a lot of junk foods and i did for a long time, still yet, i still dry nani!, some suggests that consistent consumption of beans would do the magic, i did consume beans against my wish almost everyday, all na still lie!, now a friend advise i use a drug he described as 'mawu mawu' but i have my reservations concerning such, so i jettisoned that idea. So nairalanders what tips can you guys recommend that 'll make me really fat! Am as lean and dry like a stick. Help a brother please.

. Lol, Human wants are really insatchiable. Now beans actually aids weight loss not weight gain because of the high fiber content. To gain weight u need foods rich in calories especially cabohydrates and usually processed ones e.g, garri, rice, flour,snacks,yam, beverages. The idea is theses high cabohydrate food burn to sugar and glucose in the body and if the body doesn't use it up, it stores up as fat. To heighten the process, eat late night foods, eat and sleep and watch ur self blow.

NB: high fiber foods like whole grains, vegetables and fruits help in weight loss not gain so minimize dem

What kind of make-down are they wearing?, looking like glorified witches......Nyama!!

How can I fully appreciate this jump suit pic now when the pic has been halfed?....

Jump top u shud say @ OP

Just imagine the evil!!...God will purnish all evil doers, thinkers and planners all over the world

Stale Pic, ancient pic....Mtchewwww!!

Nawa o,,,u even get luck say dem give u change sef cus usually dey wud just exchange it with fakes

Bodmas06:
Translate "We have decided to pursue another strategy as the current one is ineffective" into pidgin English.

We don decide to apply another pattern unto say d one way dey on board now no dey try

AlphaMoi:
hmmm,for a lady..quite a reasonable post..

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That's not A problem
Its the how that is a problem

Are you going to empower the people or you wud just keep sharing rice and making dem hungry and dependent too?...

I hope he was @ peace with his maker?

May his soul RIP

ojun50:
Mtn is the number one criminal organization that need to be stop from operating in Nigeria

I swear!!.. They are Thieves!!

I can't understand how 340 Naira vanished from my account. Imagine checking my account balance to see 340 Naira only to check again after a while of my phone being idle and seeing 0.00 balance. Called customer care and they started blabbing about me subscribing for a music nonsense that cost 100 naira a week on the 28th of last month. So since 28th dey decided to debit me now abi?... Imagine subscribing for a Music nonsense I know notn about plus I know my way arround download sites if I need songs.

MTN you people are thieves and u must pay me my money!!!.

Useless Nigerian Police. Thank God u wia smart nd u pulled out of their grasp, the one dat is reigning for dos weed polices men is to shoot at innocent people

In bracket (their intrest)

Wow!.. Natural Remedies are always within our reach. Na we dey run up n down dey find solution for moon

ak4God:
Once again you are a fool.Go to Borno or Adamawa and have more experience than sitting in ur creek spewing trash.Nonsense.

. Useless Baboon, Bleep of my mentions. E-Diot!

ak4God:
Keep quiet ,bunch of noise makers.Comparing Boko Haram,with businessmen cum millitants(Any government in power).Mind you,Boko Haram prefers to die on their mission,while Millitants does not,they hide in the creek.Moreover you believe Asari would wants to go back to prison having taisted and enjoys the luxury of this world?I dey laugh.He ll take the first available flight or canoe,once the Gbege start.Make una dey deceive una self.

. You are just stupid for telling me to keep quiet, I'm talking from experience haven weighed the both of them, Boko Haram is A Local problem while Militancy issues can eat deep even into the international community. The bottom line is its my opinion based on experience. If u must argue, do so with reason and don't try ever again to insult me.
NB: fix ur grammar properly wen next u wanna mention me Ass Wipe!!!

DahtzFestjayz:
This is not Ghastly Accident nah. I wish you Da'grin's type of Accident

Winch!!, Principality but the blood of Jesus is against you

All these people calling his words bluff are doing so becos they have no idea what these people are capable of. First of all, unlike Boko Haram, these ones have dia own money and dnt rely on external forces for funding, they do bunkery and lots of oda oil deals so they got the money.

Secondly, these people have conquered there immediate enviroment which is the land and practically live up in water or can stay longer in water hence, it wud take a whole lot to curb them

Thridly, the kind of weapons they wield is not a joke, forget all these BH guns and Bombs, forget that dey did Armnesty and surrendered their weapons on TV, those weapons dey submitted are the worn out ones cus the real weapons are chilling somwia.

I grew up in POrt harcourt and I was in PH at the time when they started their chaos and trust me, it wasn't palatable, we know the kind of gun shots we heard, No be moi moi guns o, that time we they drink tea dey dodge bullet.
The Govt had better take dem seriously for these guys don't play..

Same here

xriscrown:
pls wah is the test all about...Questions

xriscrown:
pls wah is the test all about...Questions

ARE YOU FOR THE TEST TOO AND WHEN IS UR SCHEDULE?

Segmic2003:
I filled d form 15 mins b4 my test which was scheduled 4 10a.m, i scored 50%

WERE U ABLE TO PROCEED BEYOND TEST A?, DID U FILL THE FEED BACK FORM?

detutu1:
not gmat...

HEY, HOW DID IT GO AND WT ARE UR THOTS

HELLO EVERONE, ANYBODYHERE/, WHAT WAS IT LIKE ON UR END?, DID ANYBODY TRY THE TEST MORE THAN ONCE?

mine is for 11:30, any anyone else for 11:30?

yetunde55:
Did any body attempt the online text?

yes i just did and is said This training is over/unavailable. i tried it 30 mins before the time though. what does it say on ur end

Too much English
The summary is pay and treat ur Staff well and save cost from Fraud.

How can a Bank pay A graduate that paid huge fees in school 30k and still expect Loyalty?

Google www.silresources.com as well as sembic international limited. That's wat I cud gather. What info do u av?... Meanwhile, I'm a Lady

Dasher90:
Beht when and how did I apply for this position sef I haven't even seen a guardian newspaper before let alone see the job advert there no harm in trying sha

, it was also advertised by the likes of Jobzilla and other online job sites. I actually applied tru jobzilla cus I remember the advert said smtn like it was a job opening for a finace and telecoms servicing firm plus they also indicated u must be willing to go tru their training.. The form was filled Online and then there was a part that said Paste ur CV and finaly it ended with any further comment?. That's wat I can remeber that fits

Mine just dropped..11.30

politifact:
Check ur emails or spam,d test invite and I'd has been sent,just received mine

My mail hasn't dropped even though my test notification Msg has.. Can u do a screen shot let's see before hand

detutu1:
no message yet... but are we not supposed to write the test today?

The test is for tomorrow so hopefullly we'd get the text today

maryann04:
has any1 received the email?

, I wanted to ask same cus I haven't yet oh, have u?