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The way My Samsung Galaxy phone heats up these days is scary...It the reason why I let it cool off bfore plugging it to charge. I also intentionally dont sleep with it under my pillow but rather I place it on an open surface...
Every one gotta be careful when using n Android device Cus of d over heating nature....

Go soak am for River Naija for 3 days and 3 nights.....

Nawa o....All this Ceremony for only Egusi soup?.Nazo!!

You try sha but the process too get drama so tey the outcome Sef no compliment the drama

bomasek:
Ya yansh no big na

Oga go boil stone

hollagokay:
this is indeed a funny experience and the man is truly shameless. well i no too blame the mr. nackson seeing all dat curves, shape and edges of yours... :oi must say u r endowed and have a face to go with the particulars too

Lol....Thanks

Over confidence.....He obviously cannot wait for his impending defeat.........AgamaeyezonYou..
GEJ till you run out of Hankees to cry with....

46arcadez:
@OP u were at his back when he ejaculated and u still saw that his front jeans was soaked with liquid. Get a life. U must not make page by telling lies. Sowie for ur husband or bf cus u will finish him with lies

I think I wud have to close with you....You know I had to check ur profile and it confirmed my suspicion. I just knew a fool was behind the scene typing this trash!!...Sorry for ur father That ur mother told lies that resulted in a waste product like you.... Sorry for ur sisters Cus their marriages wud be just one long lie!...


Sorry for the blind girl that wud date a pig like you, Sorry for The innocent woman whose heart you intend to waaank your way into.......Sorry for the generations you wud av and wud still ejaculate prematurely on a Public bus, Public queue, Public office, public toilet, public she hole.....
..Your pain is really deep,maybe you are a product of this action... Ur father probably thought he cud deny he didn't spill the jelly. Until u ended up looking like him....mouse trap for a mouth

Flight ticket
Recharge Card
Data bundle

intergral:
Read my quote again and judge yourself. There are too many contradictory phrases and statements in your story that is why everybody is denying the facts. Please am not here to get insult anybody and am sorry I used that word, even thou I tried not to make it abusive am apologising not because am afraid of you but because am a gentleman. Shey you no vex again? (From one Gentleman to a beautiful lady)

Alright Alright!....I forgive ...In Okon's Voice and body Language *

AKMoney1:
@kosewa wait ooo, you changed ur profile pic at 9:56am today and posted this topic about an hour later.... Hmmm is that the HEAVYdence?






Court clerk collect that pic as exhibit X and kosewa should remain in my custody for further investigations... Case adjourned till further notice. I rise

Lol...Meanwhile its Kowema not Kosewa....Iyanmi!!

intergral:
dude its is either she did it intentionally or she enjoyed it, by the way how did she see the wet patches on his jeans from the back with out bending down to peep? After wetting the jeans why did he still fold his legs? How did she get all this experience about joystick if she is not a social worker .
Conclusion : she used menstruation blood to forge a story out of mare contact with the man's waist( abi she think say ejaculation na menstruation?)

Oga shay u see say na u first curse me Social Worker?.. if I start on you now dem go talk say na me make u go Catholic Church go disturb statue of Mary with ya tears.... I kneel down beg u ,no curse me again o...You really dont wanna trade eloquencial skills with me.......Last Warning!!!

Emphasis:
@OP nice written script...
I won't dismiss the story in totality...
But i can't believe you seeing a sperm patch on the man's Jean. Sperm is jelly, some are watery though, but he must have wore boxers or pant, that will definitely reduce chances of obvious sperm patch on the outer part of the Jean.

Secondly this isn't a luxurious bus we're talking about, the bus is said to be jam packed, and you stood behind and still had a good view of his waist - leg region to see sperm patch on his Jean.

Lol...Oga, BRT buses are actually luxurious buses...I saw becos I made sure to pay close attention Cus I wanted to satisfy my curiosity...

signor11:
am still wondering how you came about this

Lol..How do u mean?...I get it, you think its fiction ...Lol...I really wish..or maybe I shud say it is.Who knows?, Wole might just be passing by and I might just get a deal...

signor11:
thats not nice
op youve been replying nicely and making commenting fun
why the change

No vex, The guy make me vex nai make me make u vex but abeg no vex oga signor . Or u don vex?

fyneboi79:
Damn!! Really gross to say the least. I like your writing style...well punctuated,explanatory and very imaginative. But seriously you must have a massive behind

... Lol...Thanks man.....

Mrinquisitive:
BULLSHIT STORY!!! How can he ejaculate just like that is ur yansh like that of nicki minaj or kim k? Liar liar liar dey dream on

Who is this goat?...Do u even know how to read at all?.Did I say he erupted on me?...You are just too foolish for Nairaland.. Pls pack to ur village

When The groom's men hear that the Bride's maids are Shell Workers

tellwisdom:

Na this ur FLAT yansh dem dey get erection for?? ....Cheii, obasi mbok

Lol, Biko!, No spoil my Language abeg!!...Its Abasi not Obasi.....As for the flat yansh statement, Haha!...I forgive you....

mztubsy:
I particularly don't find this funny due to the fact that I have once been a victim of this nonsnse.it happnened during madonna uni days.y'all know that private schoool students store up konji.I was just the guy's labrat thatday.he mssed up my skirt.I didn't cause a scene tho,cuz he looked quite nerdy and I felt pityfor him.he felt like a kid.so I just walked away with my friends....funniest thing is we met again @ his faculty and he kpt on pleading and pleading....we became friends afterwards....lolz.these things do happen ,selfcontrol or not.espcially if a lady's got nice ass.

You gat patience ma'am , It took the God in me not to embarrass the man....I just over looked Cus the guy made space for me n its rare to get dat gesture in Lag Bus.However, I dont av the kinda patience that wud wait to the end....Nah Na Na!

tellwisdom:
Poor gurl jumping into cheap buses....U dont have money for cab??

Lmao!!!

.Another Lunatic has broken loose....so in your tear tear mind now, you are Rich o....No provoke me abeg

BOLAJIAJANI:
@Kowema your story is very plausible. The man is shameless, and has no self-control. He needs to fix himself psychologically. Meanwhile, he crossed his legs not 'cause of the fluid dropping, but because it was going to wet his jeans and people would notice.

Finally!!!!, somebody that has sense .....

LOL

AKMoney1:
@op and then you wake up from the dream ba?
Because na for only dreamland you fit dey back and see both front and back views at the same time.

sansid:
Mbok does this movie have a part 2? Cos I cnt wait to c it.
#John Thomas misbehaving since 1856

sniper77:
See the way you do the analysis.u too sabi book jare.E be like say your own research from personal experience go help this guy.Moroever the kain load wey u carry from behind na im turn the man head upside down and come make am go gaga .
kai d part wey the man start to sweat and shake make me laff.Konji na bastard.Thunder fire devil on the man behalf.
Just on a lighter note actually.Please try not to put yourself in such a situation anymore.Lagos is a city filled with some abnormal humanbeings.

....One Lol for all of Una...Make una share am Cus I no fit type

sirp2007:
OP,pls tell us anoda story..can we call u ''d lady who saw tomorrow'',since u can see d man`s front whn u re behind him.

I like tis kind of ur fiction, keep it up. u hv a nice writing skill kindly develop it

Thanks Jare....I wish my imagination was this wild, I would av attached my self to WOle Soyinka.....Nairalanders can doubt...I'm about 2 yrz old on this forum and I'm so used to all this una drama....even me I'm a culprit nai make I no vex.......
But make no body curse me sha, That one nai I no go tolerate

jaybee3:
Why you sef go dey carry that big yansh enter brt?

Lol...But nawa o, I for carry am trek?.....

dahreyM:
u r 4rm francais nigeria i guess. Ur Dp The backgrounds looks lyk u r in L.A.

Tory....That's LG Showroom in Ekiti state

ilo04:
Sister, y don't u do d needful to still stand in front of d man when u notice to help him cure his konji
At least d man didn't penetrate

Spot a Rapist by this kind of comment.... Silly indeed

I had two major experiences yesterday and I have already shared the first one is one of my posts ealier today....

Coming back from church at Ajah Lagos yesterday, there was this mad traffic dat got people thirsty....I called a Water vendor to come sell me water.Apparently, some Soldier guys in a truck or wateva called the guy first and so I was just watching and waiting for the guy to come to my own bus......The Soldier guy Took about 50 Naira worth of water (Sachet )for him n his colleagues, Put his hand in his pocket and was acting like he wanted to bring out money .After fiddling with his pocket long enough, he brought out 10 Naira and gave to the small boy.......The sight was really so annoying n it made me recall how they wud also enter a bus and end up not paying the bus or taxi driver.........
This water vendor was even a small boy probably hustling for one aunty that wud beat the hell out of him n even starve him if she notices a loss.......
Finally, when he came over to our bus, we wia forced to buy like 7 bottles of water to compensate the small boy.....

Its really so annoying when Soldiers , Police or Uniformed people do this... Am I the only one that is wondering if this is right?

bossminded:
Hahahahahahahahhahahaha....abi? She is just a cheap nairaland liar!!!

Your generation of Female folks both past and present are Liars!!!....Bloody Swine...I force u believe?... Oluku

All manner

bossminded:
Wild imagination u need to be more creative

Hw sperm go wet jeans? Na borehole?

The damn Liquid is Warm hence shud av a quicker effect on any clothing....Biology and ur personal experience really didnt help u as a guy afterall...I'm a female..The more reason u shud thank me later....
For doing the thinking for u

Foreign Willy Willies.....And someone still thinks juju exists only in Africa

ifex370:
Taaa... Na lie... A real man cannot ejaculate under such short period of time n that condition...

Baba i would av thought so too, had i not seen the wet patches......Was really shameful

Lol.....Some people are really so so so funny, You expected me to bend down in a moving bus with little or no space to take pictures?, So the man wud notice me and probably give me a dirty slap?..Wait till it gets to ur own turn den u take pics and see if ur phone no go disappear before u finish..

Now when standing behind someone, in a BRT especially, u don't stand directly behind, you slant in a way so that u can get to see ur front well...I was equally patiently waiting for the guy to continue his drama on d soda lady to confirm my suspicion so I was watching his every move...


To the soda group wondering how sperm wud stain a Jean, how does menses get to stain a lady's Jean visibly that she wud notice it.....Sperm ain't water so is Menses.........I really wish this was fiction as some people are saying, it wud av encouraged me to find another talent in writing.......... Ladies, Just be careful wen u enter these congested buses Cus not evry one there is a passenger............. Make una no wake me up from sleep again o...