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Lolzzzz , Ice Block with Lizard Flavour.
The Chinese man wud appreciate this

I clearly remember reading this story before. Copy cats all over the globe

Grammar!
OP, You have been able to confuse and not convince me that Linda Plagiarates

Any one with info of Nice and affordable Gyms around Wise 2 or Garki 2 should please post.
Please post registration fees/info as well

Any one with info of Nice and affordable Gyms around Wise 2 or Garki 2 should please post.
Please post registration fees/info as well

Your baby as in ur daughter or your GF?
Lemme know when you answer the above question before I make common sense.

Lemme accept it on your behalf sir,
While you are making commonSense

They might even be lovers from way back if you dig well sef.
Maybe Bible Study leader / Choir Mistress from way back.

Well, if Only Konga would emulate Yudala's Prices, then we would know where to shop without 2 thoughts.
I mean, Yudala sells cheaper, their prices are lower and down to earth and trust me dear, that is the first thing I notice before any other Banner.
Bottom line is, Yudala is the next thing to look out for after my weight.

Titanic Prophecy.

Ignorance is bliss....
Sometimes it's safer not to probe , even if you know or suspect , Don't ask and don't read this thread

I had a choice to rent a place in same neighbourhood, but with two options
1. Mind ur business apartment, new house too
2. Mind ur business but with neighbours, old house.

I choose the one with neighbours.
I'm usually not at home, very busy, work 6 days a week, 8-6.
That's why I choose the apartment with neighbours who can serve a watch dogs, I've also bonded with my neighbours too, just incase.
I can't afford dis kind of stories.

Social media, the end of private matters.
How is dis news useful?..

And who else pounds yam fully kitted up like this?, with full regalia and glass face wrist watch.
Must be a learner

ojuolu:
There are important questions we should asked ourselves.
1. Why now? why is this report coming out now that the president and Nigerian government have decided to romance China?
Answer: Because US know the implication and the import of what Nigeria is trying to do. The impact on our Economy as the most populated black race in the world, the largest market economy subsahara is better imagine than describe. US is just trying albeit very hard to scare investors away and paint Nigeria bad in the eyes of the world. When BH were busy committing unbelievable crimes against the Nigerian people and state where were these reporters?
2. Why is US not talking about our economy and policies?
Answer: We went to them, they could only unleashed IMF conditionalities and Gay laws on us in exchange for any help. The devil gift you will say.
3. Why the scanty remark to the anti corruption war going on?
Answer: Any positive comment about this government with our present ally with china considering the ongoing cold war between US and China is not good for the image of US. As much as US tried not to, they have to acknowledge that we are fighting and winning the war on terrorism. GEJ government asked US for help, they declined. The excuse is that the government was corrupt and not serious about fighting Terrorism. PMB asked them for help, they only promised and never delivered. I remember this two faced country call US and the story about Genocide in Rwanda.
US will do everything in its power to ensure we do not attain self sufficiency. Our economy remain vulnerable, our currency remain weak, and the brain drain continues as people run away from the hopelessness the country represent.
Fellow Nigerians, no matter our political affiliation and inclinations, let us be conscious of the fact that our continued existence as a country is not in the interest of the modern colonists. They want a fragmented and weakened nation both economically and politically, even morally so that they can continue to dominate and plunder us.
Are there no extra Judicial killings in US? what of war crimes?
US should leave us alone and let us fight for our destiny, our land and our future.
#GodblessNigeria#

Sound reasoning....America is just two faced !!

VickyRotex:
Op, I must commend you. You have a way with words.

Lolzzzz, Thanks ma'am. Was a hasty write up though

Sunnymatey:
Ur dad beg for a job from Wole's uncle and u are still beging Wole to redeem a pledge he made to ur father decades ago, this to me is stagnation, which means no progress in ur family.

May God forgive you

doublewisdom:
You are right op's family needs deliverance.

@Sunnymatey & doublewisdom, I'd pretend I didn't see this post and I'd pass.
Please don't push me further.

Today I woke up and something flashed on my mind.

Today I woke up and something flashed on my mind.

Mammary Gland indeed!!
I like d fact that she is not taking the whole drama personal,
Guess she is used to this kind of attention......




But nawa o, see how guys are hailing her like
"Mama We greet o, Na fuel u wrap for chest so?"
"Buhari must hear this"

God is good!!
Those who know him, know no loss.

Lmao!!!!!

When the available becomes desirable.
The people who were trekking for Buhari actually saw the future

Drawsoup:
she was not married when we had sex. Please don't add that to the problem at hand. After all we were still dating when the sudden marriage came her way. Fine she needs the money and she left. But I didn't make love to her after marriage and I will not.

My dear, A woman who has fixed date for her wedding is as good as married!!!.
People should learn to know when to walk away

From what u typed above, u have the following traits
1). Always asking for public opinion even with critical issues that needs deep thinking
2).You dont know how to apply public Opinion e.g, Your ex/babe wanted to get married, you knew, she came to you to offer u forbidden fruit, you came to Nairaland to ask wether to chop or not even when u know she has been clearly taken and it wasn't right,
You got the opinions but u couldn't even seive it and so you chose to chop Apple
3)At the point of chopping apple, you put ur brain under the pillow cus according to you, it was both of ur first time and you didn't wear a Sheath(Knowing she was another's wife now) and anything can happen.
4)You don't know how to look beyond the present
5)You are Naive and inexperienced.....
I can go on and on and on and on ..........Just to buy time to find what to say to you.









Whatever decision you take, Make sure you don't conceal this information from her would be husband now, I don't see you as strong enough to handle what would come from the future if you bottle this. I wish you success.
Lest I forget my brother, you are really in Draw soup

My problem is people living very fake life in Abuja.
I see dem everyday mehn!..

Abuja is not as hard as people say though, especially for anyone who has lived in a tough place like Lagos.

To me ,housing nd Transport is relatively cheaper in Abj than Lagos.
Abj Landlords don't do d kind of Maths Lagos Landlords do.

If you are new here, please cut ur coat according to ur material, never ever envy or crave for what the next person has cus u never really know.

SaintHephzibah:
ritual things on point. This is end time. One gast be careful. Such an outstanding heartwarming hospitality calls for suspicion

Lolzzzz, No be everybody get Heart of Rock of Ages like u...
Park well, trailer dey come

@ Pretty002, Call me on 08064956690, I'm about to pay for a house in Dutse, we cud share d rent . it's 200k total, new house, fenced with steady light nd water.
The second option is, I'd host u 4 four months if u can't afford for now.
I'm paying for d House Latest Tomorrow.

I'm new in town too, I was transferred from Lagos nd I know d feeling.

Lagos Landlord Be like
Rent is 200k
and you go happy finish.

Then here comes the bad news :..Total Package is 700 Thansannd!!!!!!..
And u begin to wonder, who taught these Landlords their kind of maths.

Disaino:
Must u always show ur ignorance 4 everyone 2 see...If u dnt ave any meaningful tin to say,,den keep quiet...

Abeg park well, trailer dey come.

This APC Government is just synonymous with fire outbreaks, Tanker explosions, accidents, building collapse.
Tufiakwa!!.

I just hope they did not promise the exchange of lives for power.
Forgive me for sounding superstitious, but how do you explain all these tragedies since late last year

Your's is Chronic!!!
You should try and consciously loosen up a bit, for the sake of your social future.

I work in a Sales environment and I noticed that it is the over meticulous customer, who checks, checks and checks the product intoto that usually comes back the next day with a problem.
Just loosen up

Boring!!!!!

Black Magic!!

Why can't dey just apply all this black and evil Magic in a way that it would favour everyone and the economy?, Like turning water into petrol, or turning naira to dollars etc