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laidian:
Houcar wife

Lol..Feel u Bro...Balance means both.Gone are the days of tilted wives or marriages

ednut1:
I remember after service I sent my cv to an investment bank. Dey invited me for interview 'account executive'. Nt knowing it was marketing o. Tot it was accounting work. They told me 30m treasury bills nd bonds target montly hahaha. Commission basis. I just Waka comot

Jeez!

So all Those Idenmili Part one to six is not season enough?, Abi u neva see Okon in Lagos one to six....Any movie way extend beyond part 2 na season film n that's the trend in Nollywood now....Buy A DVD player OP Cus they don't come in VCD

zubby29:
outsourcing is not good at all,u wont understand untill wen u are in

Trust me, I av an idea...Painful how them Indians n Chinese come here and offer cheap labour but not with their people but us

This one is not I heard it, I know a friend who works for two different banks as a DSA( Direct Selling Agent), the glorified name for marketer. One of the job is paying 35k and the other 40k.

I asked her a simple question whether the job doesn't clash especially where she has to deal with same set of customers?, and she said it does clash because she went back to her old customers to open accounts with this new and different bank and she said most of them chased her away Lol. For the job of 40k, she said her target is 3,000,000 in a month and 27,000,000 in six months and I screamed!

Lol, I don't blame her though, imagine a graduate being paid this kind of peanuts and yet that's all the entitlement, transport, feeding, up keep all in 40k, in this crazy city of Lagos were transport alone can send one packing to the village. Outsourcing has spoilt plenty things.

eph12:
Some sacrifices you have to pay at entry level

I wish it was like u say....With this age restriction thing, do u tink its wise to be busy sacrificing when u know that after u are done, ur age wud av gone past wat they want n u wud no longer qualify

This one is not I heard it, I know a friend who works for two different banks as a DSA( Direct Selling Agent), the glorified name for marketer....one of the job is paying 35k and the other 40k.....I asked her a simple question whether the job doesn't clash especially where she has to deal with same set of customers?, and she said it does Clash Cus she went back to her old customers to open accounts with this new and different bank and she said most of them chased her away Lol...For the job of 40k, she said her target is 3,000,000 in a month n 27,000,000 in six months and I screamed.......Lol..I don't blame her dou, Imagine a graduate being paid
This kind of peanuts and yet that's all the entitlement, Transport, feeding , up keep all in 40k, in this crazy city of Lagos were transport alone can send one packing to the village.......Out sourcing has spoilt plenty things

With the kind of surgery that sorrounds them, I dont believe it...Body jobbers

First, like u were told, u must get those Certificates from probate registry and his death Cert, and u must be the Next of kin else u can't av access....If u can post ur mail, I'd contact u after making more findings from my boss

cocospice:
weekend soup, efo tehteh.

this be like night..
Pardon me

Lol...Safety tips, This is Lagos so operation shine ya eye...I don't ever press my phone in Traffic while in public buses..Its a conscious effort..If I must then it must be below window level..I no fit shout

SuperMartins:
Every Lolzz..girls can differentiate clearly..

Lmao....For real, trust me we know the difference....That Every word is a Fallacy

I'm in oh

aaronson:
how does it affect your balls from hanging low and staying grounded

Its was just a simple joke duh!...Uniben bios una blood too dey hot!

Running from ur Fart/ Mess is like running away from ur shadow...How far away from it can u run Sef when the smell lingers on...Meanwhile, There is this joy that comes with the fact that u did the Farting
Lol, this kinda unexplainable pride mehn!!..Its even more glorious when. The tin smelled very well... Lmao...Depending on the crowd u in dou ...One needs to Have Fart Sense last last

Ploy:
Yes, I am.

How is that difficult?

I wonder o

We Call it Passion weeks or Critical season in uniben..At this time, Egusi is used to make egg sauce( Just soak in water n fry with ur last veg oil, pepper n salt etc) n use to eat ur last yam or rice....During this period, New Collabos wud be formed, people wud pair and make frnds with people u neva imagined even long distance Cus of hunger strike... That time u wud see odd partnerships.... There was a time wen I and my roomates cooked the most absurd food Eva eaten in my life...I had just 2 tubers of potatoes, another had small yam,another small rice, another small beans another small plantain and another maggi..we combined everytn n one of my roomie said she got nothing but hands , mouth n stomach so she did the cooking... Lol, see combo na, but it was interesting....Forget story o, we don chop all manner for this life way we come

No Time again, Maybe you should ask a Lagosain who leaves home by 4:30 and returns by 9:30 and above , Monday to Saturday and very tired...Dont lt let it pain u too much as u ain't the one paying for the food..Another point is, Sometimes, buying is cheaper especially for those who eat once a day and those who like variety and those who like it fresh and finally those who don't have Fridge...........The next time u enta a Canteen n behold a lady chopping food n u can't stand the sight..Pls order for pepper and put it in ya eyes..Both fresh n grinded pepper works

Cremation abeg...Saves Land. The last time I went to a Cemetry I was like what!!!, see wasted land, Land way people for take farm

Lies of Life....Na thief she thief am?...No be only 500k.......Mtcheeeeeeeeeew!...Abi is he servicing her?

pazienza:
Op, as you can see, what you witnessed is not just an Ikotun or Yoruba problem, but is African problem. We are often too passionate about our immediate self, immediate family, immediate town, that we don't really give a damn about what is good for the rest of the society. This is a fundamental problem we are facing.

..I've said it before n I'm saying again, I don't av an issue with us celebrating culture, culture is beautiful. I served in Jigawa state n I loved the horse ride parade dey did every Salah, its was beautiful, intact what made it more beautiful was the fact that foreigners cud come out to watch without fear, Now did I condemn dis culture?, No , Why ?, Cus it is safe n interesting...Back to my point, I will never support any culture that instills fear in the Name and spirit of Celebration or tradition, And I don't care if it is my Culture too.....I really don't understand why people just get this tribal fight alert even when the Town Crier didn't Cry...

SLIDEwaxie:
av u finished lying?
What properties were destroyed?

I was still at ikotun till 7pm ds evening so u might rephrase ur lies.

The thing is, u're just a bigoted low-lifer!
Face ur tribe..if e no gree u, fly back to your town..

See this one, you that was in Ikotun n me dat live in Ikotun and very very close to d Oba palace wia the heat was, who is lying?.... I'm sure ur still asleep but this is 5:31 am and ryt now, I am on my way to the office.... That is to say, even before u open ur eyes to dawn, even before u enta a vehicle to Ikotun, people like us wud av seen the whole drama n leave u with Cast to View.......Until u wake up, have a good nyt rest

Faithte:
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Ds a nice 1. Tanx

YWC

smallJagaban:
JUST LIKE THE WAY YOUR FATHER CRIED

Another Lunatic has broken loose..Catch him!! Tie him!!....A word bro, when sensible n intelligent minds are discussing, plsss!!! , stay away...I can even smell ur ignorance from seme boarder Mr Ignoramus... Advice no be curse ooo..

ladunsky:
when next they start the Oro incantations.. Show face and challenge them.. Then come back here to give us feedbacks...

Lol....I no get that kind mind n time mbok!...I use my nite for sleep not for some jobless , aimless match

If you are any smart I also said I doubt people will destroy property in the name of Ooro and I gave the Ikeja example[/quote]I av scrolled up n down , trying to see where u (Dumb Nigerian Mind), quoted the Ikeja example , I only found that in Kiriji's comment n so I realised That you are Both New/ Dumb Nigerian mind as well as Kiriji and maybe many more...Hahahahahaha. Bursted!!!!!!... you wud need more than one personality to Match me Cus u are too small and insignificant... Hehehehe...Bring it on Jobless chicken...Na u come be coward now o, sorry goatward Cus a cow has more glory

Bloomyloo:
Went around Governors road today and could see youths with sticks and what have u breaking glasses here and there n shops wer locked up too... So all the drama was Cus an old woman who has lived her life died?..... Are they not suppose to do celebration of life instead of destruction at death?...But why....

God bless you.....The worst part is, They wud still go back to the same shops they are destroying and beg for tax and burial levy....Monstrous excuse for a tradition