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Doesn't the bishop smile?

Wow

Once you've made up your mind that divorce is not an option in marriage, try to be more understanding, and are partners in the relationship, the probability of having a happy marriage is higher.
The egbons will soon come after me.

Wow

What of Nairaland wife?

Agric is selling.

The chest is obeying the law of gravity.

It's becoming a trend.

Basic principle 1 start a church.

ABOKI9ja:
why all these Fucking I think we should be fucking proud of our fucking languages

I agree.

Wow! It's really beautiful... And scares the shii outta me.

Business strategy

He is lucky. Some of these thieves no dey try at all.

Now bag of water is N300. Welcome Mr President.

Hmmm

Ls0fdk:
[color=teal]The one developed by XYRALITY GmbH [/color]

OK

Lsofdk:
[color=teal]try Celtic Tribes [/color]

Which of the Celtic tribes?

hugoboss70:
Hello @kowor do u clash?

Yes

Yello

Happy birthday.

Controversial journalist, Kemi Olunloyo is at again, and this time Gov. Ambode of Lagos is the victim of her "investigative journalism anger".
Kemi called out the Lagos State Governor, for being selective in his fight for justice for residents and pastors in the state. According to her Richard Nyong of Lekki gardens, has been charged with
manslaughter of 35 people who died in collapsed building, while TB Joshua has not been charged with manslaughter, for the death of 100 South Africans, who died in his church's collapsed building. She also disclosed that the Pastor has not shown up for his court cases, nor compensated families of those who died in his church.
Here's what she wrote;
"#HNNInvestigates On August 6th my 52nd birthday #DailyPostNG asked me questions about pastors. I called Oyedepo a child abuser, Pastor Tuberculosis a "manslaughter king". TB Joshua was never charged for manslaughter of over 100 dumb South Africans who left their own country to worship with a Nigerian pastor in an illegally constructed building that collapsed and killed them.
Today Richard Nyong of #Lekki Gardens was charged with manslaughter of 35 people for the same thing--a building collapse claiming lives. So far two court dates and TB has never showed up or even compensated the families in his own case.
Once again SHAME on the Lagos state government for practicing selective justice for pastors. Hell awaits you Governor @akinwunmiambode. #FreeTheSheeple #hnncrime #hnnreligon"

Wait for it...........

An angry man left a group of mourners in shock after he pounced on his neighbor's corpse, giving it serious beatings, after finding out he had slept with his wife.
According to reports, a Zimbabwean man identified as Tineyi Moyo, beat up the corpse of Learnmore Dube, who he claims had an affair with his wife before his death.
An angry Moyo was said to have stormed Dube's home while his funeral was in progress, then
proceeded to beat his corpse up for sleeping with his wife Selina Nyoka. He had reportedly noticed his wife's anguish over Dube's death, and after questioning her, discovered that she had been carrying on a secret affair with the deceased.
According to Chief Chireya of the Magamba village, Moyo decided to get his 'revenge' even in death, and when summoned to his presence to defend his actions, he said:
“ I was angry after discovering that he was sleeping with my wife. What made me angrier is that the truth came out when he was dead meaning I couldn’t confront him. Therefore, I decided to beat him and honestly I felt better after beating him.”
Here's what happened according to a source:
“ He came to the funeral wake and started insulting everyone who was there and demanded to see Dube’s corpse. He said his wife had confessed to having an illicit affair with Dube .”
Moyo was released and asked to give three cows to the deceased's family as fine for disrespecting them.

Like they don't know

All I see is creative art.

Tinny Entertainment’s lead act, Ycee today signed an endorsement deal with cognac brand, Hennessey. The rapper who spent the better part of this month in the UK for his first international tour officially announced on his instagram account “Hennessy, Bigger things, Major Link Up”.
The deal according to a member of the Tinny team will involve activations online and offline.

A 24-year-old man stole two vans from the same mortuary and returned the first one when he discovered a fresh corpse in the back, according to a report.
Bobby Joe Washington, took off with van No. 1, which was parked with the keys left inside near a Chicago Avenue morgue in Riverside, around 1:30 a.m.
Sunday .
But an hour later, once he realized there was a cadaver in the back, he returned the van — and stole a second vehicle, sans body, cops said.
"I don’t think I’ve ever heard of anything like this," said Riverside Police Department spokesman Ryan Railsback. Out of all the bad decisions he made, he at least made one good one and brought back the deceased person."
When a mortuary employee tried to stop him the second time around, Washington tried running that person over, authorities said. He then sent police on a 10-minute chase but was finally arrested about 2½ miles from the morgue.
Washington was charged with two counts of auto theft, one count of evading police and one count of assault with a deadly weapon. But he dodged charges of stealing the dead body because cops believe he didn’t intend to take it in the first place.
"We don’t think he knew it was in there at the time he stole it," Railsback said.
Police said the driver of the first van had just picked up a deceased person and briefly popped inside the morgue to pick up paperwork when Washington happened along.
Source: Los Angeles Times

Haba. The last story is different from this one na.

[quote author=akaahs post=53780542]don't forget ''a time shall come 7 women 'll marry one man''[/quote lol. Won't contribute to that.