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ugwusunday:
Nobody is mumu again, if u want to buy suya, u will first taste the suya

So after Tasting it and you don't buy nko........ You get to taste the Aboki's knife

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This is her story:

I prefer to be anonymous because of the sensitivity of the matter.

I grew up in Lagos with my mum as I dont even know where my dad is located or living.

I am a very loving and gentle lady from a christian home but I open eye small sha and people say I am beautiful though I think I am.

The Issue is I am now 28 and I have dated more than 7 guys but every single Guy I ever dated never spoke about marriage, they would toast me and when I agree in less than 24 hrs they are asking for sex and sex and sex.

I did end several relationship because I really hope to keep myself for my husband alone but I don’t think this is possible o as every single guy is first saying they want sex and then they will think about marriage afterwards.

I don’t know if this is a curse or its just because I am curvy or what…… Maybe I should just let them have their way or maybe I should wait for some more time..... Read more True Life #Romantic Stories @ www.knowefritin.com

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Inside life

Outside Life ni o

Kennyceez:
This ones are not matured enough and are not ready for marriage. Must u guys brush your teeth the same time in the bathroom to be seeing how the other is squeezing the toothpaste. If it irritates u that much, then u both can be brushing at separate time.

Maybe Buying 2 separate Toothbrush will do

donbachi:
A friend once sent his wife packing..reason;sey if she go toilet,her shiit dey smell everywhere inside the house for hours..like dead body.

Mad O

CC: LALASTICLACLA......

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You must have been hearing this story for ages now, this is the real and original story.

Malaysian Couple showed in Picture above did actually get Divorced After They Squeezed Toothpaste Out Differently.

Recently, a writer from Malaysia said that there are many divorces filed because of ridiculous reasons and it got out of hand.

The writer said that one of the weirdest ones that they have heard of was because the couple couldn’t handle how they significantly would squeeze out toothpaste from different positions on the tube.

“The husband liked to squeeze the end part of the toothpaste while the woman liked to squeeze the middle part of the toothpaste.”

They married and were so much in Love after their marriage but they didn’t last up to 1 month in the home when this Issue started with the Toothpaste.
https://knowefritin.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/Toothpaste.gif

Just because of the toothpaste situation, that couple would often get into arguments and when they couldn’t take it anymore, they went to the Syariah Court to file for divorce. Even though they tried to save their marriage, they divorced in the end.

The couple have since been separated and not willing to return to their marriage and its all because of a Toothpaste..... How Weird

Source: www.knowefritin.com

CC: LALASTICLACLA.........

From: Knowefritin Nigeria (www.knowefritin.com)

Life as an almajiri in Kano was very tough, I could still remember how we went about In tens begging for alms and food.

It’s really not a life anyone should live. I lived it years ago and could tell exactly how it hurts; the memory of it and the hellish experience we had to bear. Almajiri isn’t a life.
It’s like being dead alive. I lived that life.

I was ten when I decided to remove the clothes of destitute and face life squarely.it still remains a turning point in my life and the wisest decision I have ever taken. I could still remember vividly what led to taking such such decision.

One afternoon at sabo titi Kano, we were nine in numbers we had trekked all the way from bida road. I had a best friend his name was Ali he was thirteen years years old with different thought. He would always Suggest we elope.

We lived all our lives begging alms for mallam ladan to live big. One day we decided to elope and we saw a dangote truck we managed to enter it and after we did, the truck zoomed off and stopped at suleja and the truck driver noticed us and asked if we were hungry. He bought us food and we ate. He suggested we don’t go to Lagos but remain here as Lagos people are not friendly enough to assist. We stayed at suleja and became cobblers.

After a short while, we met Mr Okafor who took us in, paid our school fees. That was the first time we ever tasted life in a good way. He sponsored us all the way. One fateful day Mr Okafor traveled to his village on his way he met with a tragic accident which led to his death. We thought that was the end of us, but his first son took us in like his father and after our education, we started working in one of their companies and years later Ali got married and Mrs Okafor stood in as his mother. A year later I also got married that was 2015 and the Okafor family was ever there for us.......

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Aggrieved woman shares touching story of how her Dad and his Secretary may have killed her mum just so two of them could get married.

See her story:

My mom, a gentle woman to the core was found dead In her room according to what I heard from my dad. I heard she died when I was 7 years old. Before she died my dad had a female secretary who is now my step mother.

Before my mum died I noticed series of beatings which my dad gave my mom because she had noticed his infidelity in the marriage.

Presently, I am married to a man who loves me and wants the best for me. Everyone in the family calls me daddy’s pet but I hate the name but I just don’t have a choice than to answer.

While I was growing up my step mother who was formerly my dad secretary moved into our house 5 days after my mom’s death. She was nice at the beginning but later she grew worse. She always punished me even without any wrongdoing.

One day she asked me to follow her to the market which I did, we had an accident that day and I had memory loss due to that accident and so I forgot so many things. It been 27 years already and am having nightmares where I see my step mother giving my mother overdose and suffocating her to death.

Not only do I have those dreams but I also do see an accident scene where she intentionally tried to kill me.

My memories are back now. But I don’t have evidence to support it aside from the dreams. I want to believe my dad is aware about her acts but she has taken him captive with a particular secret which I can’t seem to understand.

I need vengeance but don’t know how to go about it.

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Everyone Deserves to hear her story. Putting this on front page wont be a bad Idea.

Thank you.

True Life stories @ www.knowefritin.com

A woman identified as Oyebade Funke was kidnapped by suspected ritualists in Akure, Ondo state, narrated her horrifying experience with kidnappers. The victim was reportedly abducted last Thursday, 27th December, 2018. According to her, she escaped from their den by a divine intervention.

Speaking with Omo Edema, Funke explained that she went to collect a new ATM Card at the First City Monument Bank (FCMB) in Oshinle area of Akure, when she fell into the hand of a commercial motorcyclist who called her by her name and claimed to have once lived in her father’s house a long time ago when she was still a little girl. This made her greet him cheerfully before entering his motorcycle.
She said, “We left the place, heading towards my destination; a guy just shouted ‘brother’ and began to greet the bike man long time as if it had been long they saw last. The bike man apologized to me as he stopped to greet the guy. He eventually asked where the guy was going to and he mentioned market square area which fell on the same road with where I was going.

“The bike man pleaded with me to allow the guy sit behind my back on the motorcycle since he was not going far. I accepted them without suspecting any evil”, explained the victim.
She said the bike man asked her of address and she mentioned the area and also asked where she was going from the bank. She said as the guy sat at her back and they were moving, she lost her senses immediately.
According to her, she discovered she became weak and the bike man headed for a different direction entirely.
Funke said when it was around 3pm, they came in and began to attend to the captives one after the other. She said they brought in calabashes; one with a cover taped with a red piece of cloth while other calabashes were empty.

“I had concluded that was my end. But when the ritual got to my turn, they placed the calabash on my head and placed an empty one in front of me. I did not vomit blood. They questioned me again that who was behind me, but I could not respond to them. “I heard them say my head refused to harbour evil.......

Read full story @ https://knowefritin.com/2018/12/kidnapped-by-ritualist-this-december-but-released-as-she-would-not-vomit-blood.html

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A university student has shocked many people after committing suicide. It was gathered that the student hanged himself in his room just hours after ‘sobbing uncontrollably’ after he had lost his iPhone.

Archie was found dead by a duty manager at Peel Park halls of residence at Salford University in Greater Manchester.

An inquest into his death said he had been upset at the loss of his Apple iPhone.

Mr Day, who struggled with depression had told his parents at home in Bishop Stortford, Hertfordshire, he had been feeling much better.

In a statement read at Bolton Coroner’s Court Archie’s flatmate Kane Markham said broadcast journalism student Mr Day had not shown signs he would take his own life after the night out at ‘Venue’ in Manchester.

He said: ‘I knew that he suffered from depression, but I didn’t realise how bad it was as he was so outgoing. His Instagram page said ‘Should have died already’ and he was into musicians who rapped about depression – but I think he got comfort from those artists.

‘He was a loud and charismatic character and he always seemed to be a bit of a ringleader. That night he had least four drinks of Stella there and was also sipping out of other people’s drinks. He did seem to talk to anyone and at 2.30am he sent a message to our WhatsApp group asking where we were and, as a joke, we said that we went home.

‘We booked a taxi and got in to leave and when we got to it, we noticed that Archie wasn’t there. I tried to call Archie but there was no answer but as we got back, we spoke to another student who was talking about Archie and he said that he Archie was in his room and he had been mugged. There was a security guard in the room with Archie and was sobbing uncontrollably.’

Mohammed Zafar, a security guard at Peel Park said he could hear Archie crying from the other side of the door when he was called up.

The device was later located 220 miles away in Romford, Essex but was never recovered.

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I am a lady of 25-years, staying in my sister’s house in Lagos. She payed my elementary, middle, high, & she is even paying my university fees for me. Also, she gives me whatever I ask for.

The problem is that, I have developed a strong feelings(love) for her husband. I started dating her husband when I was in SHS 2. He loves me, I love him. We really love each other.

He said he made a mistake of marrying my elder sister, but I am the one he loves. I love my sister’s husband so much, & he is a real business man, physically strong, both in bed & money.

Now, he wants me to be his second wedded wife. But I also do not want to be a second wife. What I want him to do, is to divorce his wife(my elder sister).

We spoke about all this in the room, Not knowing, all what we were saying in the room, she heard it. Came in & threw hot water on me, fought with me, & bite my ears. I just recovered 4-days ago.

Still the man wants to be with me, but the obstacle is my sister.
Please help me, what should I do ? I want to kill my sister to get her husband. I really love the man.

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Slynation:
It's quite interesting how most married people are trying to get out of marriage while the single ladies and guys are trying to get in....

My partner and I have been married for 11 years. We were in love. We were ready to face the world together.

1. You can go to bed angry.
There is an old saying along the lines of “never go to bed angry” or some bullshit about working through an argument before you go to bed. This is utter and complete nonsense.

No one, in my opinion, should be fighting or arguing or having lengthy discussions when they are tired and cranky. Staying up to work it out may only make things worse.

Many times we have gone to bed angry with each other, lying on the furthest sides of the Queen bed, and have woken up with a fresh perspective of whatever it was we were arguing about. And then we could sort it out like well-rested, calm adults. Honestly, many times, the only reason we were fighting was because we were tired.

2. You will argue about money.
At some point in your relationship, money, where to spend, where to save, and where to invest will come up, and you and your partner may have different ideas of what is best.

My partner and I have been fairly financially stable throughout the majority of our relationship, but have still had arguments and disagreements about money. Some were silly, some were more serious, and we got through all these arguments.

Our biggest life-saver was our joint budget that we manage on a shared Google Sheet.

3. You will be annoyed and you will be annoying. It’s okay.
Your partner will annoy you and irritate you. You will annoy and irritate your partner. These feelings are perfectly okay. We are only humans after all.

The major difference between my partner and me when it comes to being annoyed is that I will speak up and say I’m annoyed and need to be left alone to let the annoyance leave me. And this annoys the crap out of him.

I can tell when he is annoyed because he becomes withdrawn, a bit dark and broody. This is also his go-to behavior if he just needs space. But I know, when I see this, it’s my sign to silently slink away and let him deal with whatever he needs to deal with.

4. Your partner will do the laundry differently from you, it’s not wrong…it’s just different.
Unless they toss your jeans into the dryer at the hottest setting, then it’s wrong. And this needs to be rectified ASAP because you only have so many jeans and you can’t be wearing a pair that is now two sizes smaller and about 5 inches shorter than it should be.

5. Your partner is not telepathic, and neither are you. You both need to speak up.
This was something I swore I would never bring into my marriage. My mother loves “giving hints” instead of speaking up and saying what it is she wants you to do. And would then become angry and withdrawn when nobody got the hint. I would say it’s probably taken my sister, father and I about 30 years to figure out when she is hinting at something.

Hints don’t work. Speak up. Encourage your partner to speak up. You can’t wait for 30 years until you or your partner have figured out when the hinting is occurring.

Similarly, your partner doesn’t know if you are angry, upset, sad, wish they didn’t throw your jeans into the dryer at the hottest setting unless you speak up and say something about it. Encourage your partner to speak up as well. Open communication is the key to a healthy relationship.

6. Nagging helps no-one.
That’s all I need to say here. Nagging helps no-one.

7. Saying “I need attention” is a great way to get attention.
My partner is not very physically affectionate. It’s just not in his nature. And to be honest, I’m not the most physically affectionate person either. But sometimes, I need to be affectionate and I need to cuddle or I need to hold hands. I find the best way to get this type of attention is to tell him straight up that I need attention.

If he has spent the entire day playing a PC game and has retreated into the world he lives in and I need some adult human attention, a chat, or whatever, I tell him.

8. You won’t always find each other sexy. And sometimes you will be attracted to other people. It’s perfectly fine.
Especially if you have been in a long-term relationship. Sometimes you or your partner may even have a crush on someone else. And that’s okay too. It will pass and you might even be embarrassed that you had a crush on that person.

But if you are in a monogamous relationship, acting on these feelings is what isn’t okay.

9. Your partner may decide that your expensive hair conditioner is just the thing he needs to keep his beard soft, luscious and healthy.
You’ve noticed your conditioner, which you pay a pretty penny for, seems to be decreasing at a slightly faster rate than usual. Your shampoo-conditioner ratio is out of whack. Then one evening you see it, your partner is squeezing a decent-sized glob of your conditioner, and rubbing it into the beard he has been nursing for weeks. But you don’t mind, it makes it soft and cuddly.

10. Just because your partner isn’t in “the mood” does not mean they don’t love you anymore.
The body and the brain are a complicated thing. And if your partner isn’t in “the mood” it doesn’t mean they don’t find you sexy, or that they don’t love you. They may just be going through something. More often than not, they are stressed out or sleep-deprived. Ask them what is going on, let them speak, let them know you are worried.

11. These following words are important and should be said when needed:
I am sorry.Please. Thank-you.I love you.

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Timileyin1234:
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