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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: AFC Bournemouth Vs Manchester City (1 - 1) On 19th May 2026 by koyeni(m): 8:43pm On May 19
Agent8706:
It's a shame how Arsenal fans are banking on other club's hard work to lift this trophy. Imagine one fan analysing to me today that Crystal Palace will not come full force on the last day because they have a more important final to play days later. Hence it's still a done deal should City win today. If you want to win the league, why not win it with your full chest and don't give anyone the opportunity to talk down on your glory and how hard you worked to earn it
How does this even sound to you?
Technology MarketRe: California(Los Angeles),pickup services..Online purchase..(Ebay/Amazon,walmart) by koyeni(m): 9:52pm On Apr 12
Any picker around the zip code 94556?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester City: EFL Cup Final (0 - 2) On 22nd March 2026 by koyeni(m): 6:52pm On Mar 22
tnerro1:
Useless couch, na you need this trophy pass, yet you dey play your second choice goalkeeper. What a pumpous waste of space
Honestly, he should have started raya
Havertz too had opportunity when game just started, he played ball like small pikin
Foreign AffairsRe: Meet Iranian General Esmail Qaani Who Always Survives. Is He A Mossad Spy? by koyeni(m): 10:03am On Mar 11
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
20 more characters needed
PoliticsRe: Power Generation Has Degraded Even More – National Grid by koyeni(m): 3:32pm On Mar 06
Very true...power has gone really bad. It was far better during buhari's time
Foreign AffairsRe: I Must Be Personally Involved In Choosing Iran's Next Leader - Donald Trump by koyeni(m): 10:53am On Mar 06
1MILLIONLiGHTS:
And when you are out of office in 2032, what then happens. Vanity upon vanity.
2032 as how brother
Foreign AffairsRe: Iran Defense Minister, Majid Ibn al-Reza Killed In Israel Strikes by koyeni(m): 6:56pm On Mar 03
Let peace reign in the world
PoliticsRe: In 2023, It Was ‘glitch’, We Don’t Know The Word We’ll Hear In 2027 - Kukah by koyeni(m): 9:23am On Feb 22
Yemimovich:
APC did nothing in 2023.
It's abnormal to have this your mentality poured online to pose as common sense, where as it's a big disgrace to have your type submitting a mirage for reality. Wake up to real life. You just made fool out of yourself.
They did nothing, why then do they oppose transmission of results live
PropertiesRe: Fire Razes Computer Village Building, Destroys Property Worth Millions by koyeni(m): 3:01pm On Jan 21
Yankee101:
The fires destroying stores and markets in Lagos is becoming too much
I just hope it’s not a ploy to clear out Igbo traders
Even if you take their spot you can’t make their money if you don’t have the hustle
And it won’t stop Tinubu from losing elections again
Grow up
There are more Yorubas than ibos in the plaza that got burnt
CelebritiesRe: Audio Of Destiny Boy’s Mother Placing Curse On Him by koyeni(m): 1:36pm On Jan 20
whytediamond:
Curses are not real. You only have consequences or reward for your actions, good or bad.

The young man died as a result of the above stated.


My opinion though.
Good as you said it's your opinion
SportsRe: AFCON: Morocco FA Take Legal Action Against Staged Walkout By Senegalese Players by koyeni(m): 10:39pm On Jan 19
Pootle:
i pity those who cant read arabic, they started with nigeria, they said they where denied a hand ball that nigeria players insulted in pidgin and they will revenge.

the second part is against senegal and very vulgar i cant write anything said but they where particular about there coach that till death he should watch his back.

the only good part is sane was giving Moroccan citizenship

You are a clown
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Morocco: AFCON 2025 Semi-Finals 0(2) - (4)0 On 14th January 2026 by koyeni(m): 11:44pm On Jan 14
This guy na mumu
Person wey just enter field
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Morocco: AFCON 2025 Semi-Finals 0(2) - (4)0 On 14th January 2026 by koyeni(m): 9:11pm On Jan 14
Osimhen be careful ooo
PoliticsRe: Forged Tax Law? Seun Okinbaloye Puts Taiwo Oyedele On The Spot by koyeni(m): 6:40pm On Jan 14
My own is of all the reforms Nigeria needs
Is tax the most important?
Reforms are needed in the police, judiciary, health, power and many sectors
Why be say na tax govt carry for head like gala
PoliticsRe: It Took Me Over 7 Years To Make My First ₦1 Million – Nollywood Actor Eso Dike by koyeni(m): 9:27am On Jan 14
nakoks:
You are a very wicked, entitled and dangerous person. See how you calculated Funke Akindeles earning and how she should gift 5% to an industry mate in distress. It's the audacity for me. I am not even going to school you on the cost in achieving that earning and the likes. What rubbish? You could have told her to put your account details so you can help her spend the earnings as na you wise pass. No one owes anyone any dime, her money her perogative to do as she pleases.
Thank you so much for this brother. I already schooled him a bit up there
PoliticsRe: It Took Me Over 7 Years To Make My First ₦1 Million – Nollywood Actor Eso Dike by koyeni(m): 9:16am On Jan 14
SultanYoung:
Like I said before now NOLLYWOOD is the most wicked industry on earth.

genuinely dislike the Nigerian entertainment industry with every fiber of my being.

There is little to no love in that space—only clout and cold calculations. Take Funke Akindele for example. This is someone whose movies have publicly recorded box-office earnings running into hundreds of millions of naira in a single year. That is not speculation; Nigerian box-office data and cinema records confirm it.

Now tell me: if someone who makes ₦500 million+ from just one movie cannot spare ₦20 million to support a colleague in distress—even if they are not on speaking terms—what does that say about us as an industry?

₦20 million is less than 5% of ₦500 million. In any serious society, that kind of gesture would be seen as basic humanity, not charity. It would send a powerful message that human life matters more than ego, beef, or brand image.

But here, success is celebrated loudly, while compassion is rationed carefully. That is the verifiable truth, and that is why many of us are tired of pretending this industry is built on love.
I dislike when people give analysis like this. It's what is called entitlement.
When God blesses you and you are rich In this part of the world, if you don't use your head. People will use it for you. You'd be amazed at the number of family members looking up to her for feeding, medicals, school fees etc and the fact that she is not loud about her giving does not mean that she doesnt give or support others
PoliticsRe: Third Mainland Bridge Surveillance Cost ₦2.5 Billion Not ₦40 Billion by koyeni(m): 6:40am On Jan 13
To imagine that some people here were defending the 40b yesterday is even more ridiculous
We deserve our leaders
BusinessRe: We Sell RMB/YUAN, We Can Send To Alipay, Bank, & Wechat. by koyeni(m): 8:43am On Jan 12
Yvngex:
Gm my Chief, I'm texting you from the future, please how did your transaction with this dude go and what your recommendations on his services.
From our previous chats. Looks like you are asking about yesloaded. If yes, he's a great guy
BusinessRe: Businesses, Traders Hike Prices Over New Tax Laws by koyeni(m): 8:53am On Jan 10
Shebi some people said the govt is right and it wont affect the poor.
PropertiesRe: Cost Of Rent For 1-Bedroom Flat In Lagos by koyeni(m): 9:25pm On Jan 03
manuelkel:
I haven't compared that yet, you mean to say it would be higher at garage than Abuja community?
That shouldn't even be a question. To clear your doubt, try and know the prices of houses in Ebute.
PropertiesRe: Cost Of Rent For 1-Bedroom Flat In Lagos by koyeni(m): 5:26pm On Jan 03
manuelkel:
This is fake, believe this at your own peril.
2024 I got a room and parlor at #500,000 in Ikorodu Abuja community before Ibeshe.
My brother at apapa pay #850,000 for two bedroom flat with constant water and power supply.
Abuja is still inside of ikorodu. Compare it with prices in ikorodu garage
SportsRe: Sina Ghami & Latif "Latz" Ayodele Died In Anthony Joshua's Accident by koyeni(m): 11:42pm On Dec 29, 2025
Eriokanmi:
In the,west, those guys would not die. Everybody has the knowledge of a CPR. Nigeria is a joke, riddled with sycophants
Una don start una yanmayanma..
Someone whose head was crushed would not die¿
SportsRe: Sina Ghami & Latif "Latz" Ayodele Died In Anthony Joshua's Accident by koyeni(m): 11:34pm On Dec 29, 2025
malali:
Tinubu, this is exactly why Yahya Bello, Abubakar Malami, and Farouk Ahmed must be prosecuted, publicly, relentlessly, and without backroom deals.

The money these three men siphoned from Nigeria could have built a national emergency response system. Not slogans. Not committees. Real ambulances on every major highway Nigerians travel every single day. Trained paramedics. Dispatch centers. A system where accidents don’t automatically become death sentences.


Anthony Joshua could have died.
His friends were declared “dead” on the roadside, not by doctors, not by paramedics, but by bystanders with no medical training. Those men could have been in deep comas. In functional countries, nobody is pronounced dead on asphalt by guesswork.

And yet you, Tinubu, and Akpabio keep flying abroad for healthcare, enjoying systems built by other people’s taxes, while Nigerians bleed out on highways at home. That is not governance; that is abandonment.

Healthcare and emergency response in Nigeria are no longer “policy issues.” They are national emergencies. Every stolen naira has a body count attached to it. Every protected thief is another mass grave waiting to happen.


Prosecute them, not for politics, not for optics, but because Nigerians are dying in silence while the powerful shop for hospitals overseas.

History will not be kind to leaders who chose comfort over lives.
You probably dint see the pictures or videos. It's a bad sight to behold. One, had his head completely crushed
PoliticsRe: I Don’t Know Him From Anywhere - Why Buhari Didn't Back Osinbajo For President by koyeni(m): 11:40am On Dec 17, 2025
Putindbutt:
Osinbajo messed up big time, how could he?. He overestimated himself and see at the end of the day, even Ameachi floored him to second place. Those he was banking on let him down.
It's just like PitaObi saying he wants to contest against Abacha... we all know Obi is Abacha's boy and Abacha made him who he is. So, Obi contesting against his benefactor would have been a very big insult to Abacha. Hopefully, Osinbajo has learnt from the experience to become better.
Chai ..see what an adult man is writing. Reason why it's hard for our nation to develop
Osinbajo as a president would have been far better than what we have now
FamilyRe: The Quiet Crisis Of Aging Men: What We Don’t Prepare Fathers For by koyeni(m): 2:25pm On Dec 14, 2025
This same topic every market day
You are a father, you chose to be emotionally distant from your children. They asked your support severally and you declined. You lived a reckless life while you were young then in your old age you start crying loneliness, your eyes go see shege.
As a man, love your wife, do the best you can for your children. They'd always ( i mean always) come through for you.
All these 'children love their mothers more' talk is just mere gaslighting
CrimeRe: Gen Z Doesn’t Understand Military Coup – Security Expert by koyeni(m): 8:19am On Nov 29, 2025
That's all they say to justify their misrule.
Military rule is bad but democratic rulers must do better in Africa. If Africans leaders do their best and make lives easier , no one would be talking about the military
PoliticsRe: Pastors And Imams Must Pay Tax On Salaries – Oyedele by koyeni(m): 8:45am On Nov 25, 2025
kole22k:
Its a good thing to pay tax in as much as you earn, you are liable to pay tax without taxes to government can meed the yarnings of the people, we need good roads, we need modern infrastructure life free WiFi, free medical care, quality education, uninterrupted electricity supply all these demand needs funds to make them available. Many Nigerian like to cut corners they want good things from the government but when they say pay tax, you see them crumbling. No good thing come on a plater of golden. Nigerian be ready to pay your tax and stop complaining.
Brother paying tax is not the issue. We have wicked men running the country. If our leaders are responsible and spend our money well no matter how little,people will pay taxes
They told us removing subsidy will solve our problems. What have they done with subsidy money 2yrsrs down the line.
We know the tax too will be the same thing
PoliticsRe: Pastors And Imams Must Pay Tax On Salaries – Oyedele by koyeni(m): 8:38am On Nov 25, 2025
Dialpad:
I hope this taxation thing will not backfire on this government.

You want to copy the west but you don't treat your citizens the way they treat theirs.

The only thing you do is to make promises, I even heard that they can go into your account and deduct taxes.

That's when you will know Nigerians no get joy.
.it sure will. Funny people.
I heard him say if u dont declare properly, they have the right to deduct it themselves

The govt is not creating jobs. People hustle and u say u must collect money from them by force.
No wahala
PoliticsRe: Ribadu Meets US Defence Secretary, Top US General Over Trump’s Threat by koyeni(m): 10:24am On Nov 22, 2025
WizardOfNG:
You are the one talking gibberish because you are too immature to understand and appreciate the complexities of Nigeria.

Go to the thread below to note an example of the complexity of Nigeria some of you are too immature to understand let alone factor into your reasoning.

You think it is Tinubu or any Southerner behind what is revealed below?

Buratai who is talking and gaslighting today has been accused of embezzling funds meant to equip the Nigerian armed forces under his watch thus compromising their ability to fight terror and insurgency.

Malami did everything to prevent the birth of Amotekun and, when he lost that battle, ensured they could only be equipped with 'peashooters' while Fumani herdsmen had AK47 as standard equipment Bala Mohammed insisted they were justified carrying for "self defence".

You and other others like you are dangerous to yourselves with your ignorance and simplistic take on affairs.

https://www.nairaland.com/8566586/ordered-military-withdrawal-45-minutes
Again with the goal-shifting.
There's nothing complex about Nigeria. Believe me, nothing. We are just a wicked bunch of human species. If people are found wanting trying to sabotage the country, why dont we have structures and systems to decimate them? Why was the same army chief given an appointment after his tenure.. it shows we cant do things right or better still we lack the will-power
PoliticsRe: Ribadu Meets US Defence Secretary, Top US General Over Trump’s Threat by koyeni(m): 9:56am On Nov 22, 2025
WizardOfNG:
It is delusion for anyone to say Trump, commanding one of the mightiest military in the world, has no voice.

That then does not mean he should use that military might as he likes to decide, as Kanu bragged, who lives or dies.

The fact is that Trump is deranged and many are alleging that lately. Meaning Tinubu must send delegates to the USA to find solutions that neutralises the threats a lawless lunatic has made against Nigeria.

That is what solution-driven leadership is about. I.e dealing with psychos, murderers, progressive minds and sophisticated gentlemen. It does not mean Tinubu or Nigeria is scared of the USA.

I was talking to an African-American friend and business affiliate last night who said "I cannot wait to see the back of the biggest disaster to befall the USA in decades". I.e Trump.

The issue is that most of you Africans are not exposed and have no self-pride. You automatically think all others outside the African continent are better than you.

America is a mess under Trump. Trump has literally gathered the most obnoxious, racist and intolerant Americans alive and put them in leadership charge of the USA.

I have watched spokespersons of the USA ,under Trump, tell British Journalists, when previous Presidents of the USA had alway praised the "special relationship" between the USA and UK, to "go back to youe own Country".


A horrendous female spokesman of Trump even told a French reporter that she needs to thank the USA France is not speaking German. A clear pun that USA rescued France from German and Hitler subjugation.

Whereas the irony is that the deranged megalomaniac Trump is actually not far from becoming Hitler.

You people are simple not informed enough to note how dangerous Trump is and what he is 'cooking' with his crew.

The divisive Trump has put the worst, most angry, most fascist and most intolerant in charge of the US and Americans are embarassed, ashamed and crying.

Yet you are worshipping him simply because you are self-haters with inferiority complex over your African origin and black skin. If you are not in the USA already then do everything to move there and stay there.
You really dont need all this gibberish you've written.

Will it be possible for a Brigadier general to be killed even outside US soil and everywhere wont scatter?
Or even students kidnapped in Europe and there wont be a national standstill?

Nobody is worshipping the white man or suffering inferiority complex. We Africans must do better and demand better leadership from our leaders

We rig elections here only to get to the position of power to loot, loot and loot more while millions of people are hungry

We must do better
CelebritiesRe: 'My Daughter Doesn’t Want To See Me’ – Imisi’s Mother Cries Out by koyeni(m): 7:38pm On Nov 16, 2025
franchasofficia:
As soon as you succeed financially in life, please forgive all those that wronged you, especially your parents because they remain your second God here on earth and you can never replace them with anyone else
Trash..trash.
This same talk has encouraged people to be irresponsible
Take care of your kids to the best of your capacity.
Don't be an irresponsible parent abandoning your children and expect them to take care of you at old age.. it wont work

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