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Which type joke be this

Nice one

Not bad.
Nigerian politics don't rate the citizens at all when they know they can buy votes for #2500 in the next four years.
Imagine a country where there's a back and forth on minimum wage. The next thing na aircraft...
We'd all learn

What's democracy?

While driving posh cars. Nice one

Why is she in tears?
No be you talk say u no do again?

nkemjacob2:
Pls i need an advice I am in love with a girl she is a baby mama. But I am finding hard to battle the metal stress of her been a baby mama of a boy. Pls I need your advice to over come this. I truly love her and I want to marry her. Pls no jokes

You will learn; the hard way

He's truly the best. Dollar is now #500

This one na old video now....just reaching NL. Smh

I'm so sure the salary of his drivers would be more than 100k.
He made that reckless statement make he no be like say he no chook mouth for the matter

Weldone

It's imperative to teach our daughters that contentment is very important. 1million wey many people never even see for their life, you wan make am for 1 weekend and start oppressing people around. Now, kasala don burst

kalufelix:
Remember when i sold my tecno m3 that year via online..omo na front of ikeja airforce base we meet even though i had a makeshift weapon on my waist which was all needless in the end anyway...now to compare a woman meeting a completely strange man..on the other hand we have also heard of good relationships and businesses that materialized from online contact so i won't blame them completely...a lot of labourers and artisan workers are sometimes murdered and harvested while at a legit 'outside' work..i am glad there would be no further delay to the perpetrators hanging as man has joined the queens already..

Sincerely, i dy believe say women get mind 100 times pass men... 7pm, 8pm these girls are already littered around ShopRite and Allen. Like man go stop car, you enter ( man you dont know from anywhere) and he drives u away. Too much risk.
If i were to get a free lift sef in this present day Nigeria which hardly happens sef...na to dy think what if ... what if throughout the journey

Ibeie:
If things continue this way, there will be problem

Same things were said during bubu's time.... nothing happened
Nigerians will always adjust

Keep borrowing. More power to your elbow

We don hear

That shit is deadly. You'd be amazed at the number of young men neck-deep in betting

Good one...first saw it on tiktok and thought it was lamba

Galinton:
That's how some police men wanted me to gave them money when i was traveling to village. I told them that i don't have anything, hmm they force me to park one-side. I tell you, i spent almost 40minute before they allowed me go.

No try am again boss... I don open apps several times do 1k to police. Its better than going 6-feet below

Useless country where life is so cheap.
Police go stop me, while trying to park safely, they don dy cork gun. I go just park jeje give them wetin i wan give them comot. No need exposing myself and family to death

Same trash again

eBay and amazon checkouts always needed. Scammers stay away

Jokers

Charmingrascal:
Omo
No one deserves to be treated the way they treated that guy, especially on University campus. Those who tortured him were not Police, they didn't report the case to the school authority, they have retrieved the phone he allegedly stole from him, yet they kept on torturing him.
They harshly and brutally shaved his hair, wet his body with water and whipped him like an animal with a horse whip that has up to five strands.
If I were a member of his family I would make sure I send them all to jail and fight with my last breath. I would make sure that the guy who was whipping him get nothing less than a life imprisonment if he can't be sentenced to death.
Funny enough many of those who tortured him are thieves, abi no be hostel again where people dey move other people foodstuff and other things.
The torture was too much
I wonder the kind of home those guys were raised, because you can't come from a good home and torture someone like that when he didn't kill anybody.
That was barbarism at its peak.
Anyone who supports such is a barbarian and such person was raised by aggressive barbarians parading themselves as parents

Made me remember one stupid guy in law back then in oau....na him dy beat thief pass....The day he was also caught stealing, he was almost lynched if not that school security guys rescued him.
Nobody holy pass

Most Nigerians drive crazily on the road. No respect for other road users.
Just wasted innocent souls

turmacs:
shebi as the guy has successfully scattered the marriage now he is happy? Look at how he just scattered the years upon years of happiness and love they've shared together, just because of ordinance DNA test, shior 😒.. I wonder the kind of weak men we have nowadays.

Are you being sarcastic?

Ance4Liverpool:
My question is why cant we have refinary in nigeria?

Same question i ask myself every now and then. The cost of building two solid refineries shouldn't be up to $50b. We know how much our top guys loot daily

94 units of 11-floor buildings?
Omo

Person go see police and heart go dy beat fast... terrible