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Sports / Re: Christian Obodo: I Outran My Captors And No Police Operation Rescued Me by Kpakam(m): 7:02am On Jun 13, 2012
Nothing We Nor Go See For Naija,Kidnapper Nor Get Airtime For e Phone,This Gang Is Too Quack,Datz Why Obodo Is alive to tel His Story
Jokes Etc / Re: Joke Of The Day,you Must Laugh by Kpakam(m): 9:01am On Jun 10, 2012
Ajibel: Threads that carry 'you must laugh' and co always have frowning contents in it E.g This one!
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
I thought u said To avoid Criticism,Do Nothing and Be Nothing,but u are not staying True to your Wordz,Does anytin Good ever come out of ur Mouth?
Jokes Etc / Re: Joke Of The Day,you Must Laugh by Kpakam(m): 8:58am On Jun 10, 2012
Henyholarh: Did he return d 900 blocks he had carried? :DDid he return d 900 blocks he had carried?
If na u,u go return am?
Jokes Etc / Re: Joke Of The Day,you Must Laugh by Kpakam(m): 11:27am On Jun 09, 2012
realsammie: this is just the beginning..
Na Una Sabi
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: We Don't Need Kagawa,wetin Dey Worry Ferguson Self? by Kpakam(m): 11:13am On Jun 09, 2012
johnstar: U na man utd scout

Oboy,I dey Vex,E Just dey pain Me Say Dem Nor Dey Hear Me
Jokes Etc / Re: Joke Of The Day,you Must Laugh by Kpakam(m): 4:21pm On Jun 08, 2012
Mikuz,Kpankpagolo 4 ur ear wel wel
Jokes Etc / Joke Of The Day,you Must Laugh by Kpakam(m): 4:00pm On Jun 08, 2012
A Man Was On High Speed,He Was Speeding so Fast That He did Not Know He had Come so Close to an Army Checkpoint,They asked him to Park his Vehicle,he was arguing With them so They asked him to Carry 1000 blocks from one Side of the road to the other side,after Carrying 900 blocks he Noticed that the 'oga' of the army was his Childhood Friend,so he went to complain,The oga was so Furious,so he asked him,''av u started carrying the blockz"breathing heavily he replied"Yes I av carried 900"and the Oga said"plz don't be angry RETURN THEM"

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / We Don't Need Kagawa,wetin Dey Worry Ferguson Self? by Kpakam(m): 11:08am On Jun 08, 2012
After Manchester City Clinched The Premier League Crown Last Season and Manchester United Ending The Season With Nothing To Show For It,We all Saw The Weakness In Our Team,There Is Need For Midfield Re-enforcement,I Thought Ferguson Will Go For a Hard-Tackling Midfielder Like Chiekh Tiote Of Newcastle ,Sami Khedira Of Madrid even Lassana Diarra,ONE KEY REASON WHY WE WERE UNABLE TO DEFEAT MAN CITY IN THE LEAGUE LAST SEASON WAS THE PRESENCE OF THE EVER-PHYSICAL YAYA TOURE,I waz expecting a Combative Midfielder,then all of a Sudden I heard We had signed the ''underfed" Shinji Kagawa,We Don't Need Him,Is this Signing Purely For Economic Reasons or Is he looking Forward to Increasing his Fan Base In Asia?If We Must Compete For The Title next Season we need a''DO OR DIE" Midfielder,at times I Wonder If Ferguson have The Feeling Of Man United Fanz at Heart,I dey Vex o,He should do Something Or else The Noisy Neighbourz Wil get a Hell Lot Lot Lot Noisier
Sports / The Fearz Of A Manchester United Fan by Kpakam(m): 3:39pm On Jun 04, 2012
Where Will My Team Stand Next Season,Sir Alex Ferguson Is Trying To Destroy Our Pride,He Is Not Signing Good Playerz anymore,The Worst Signing I Think He had Made in recent Yearz Is The Signing Of Phil Jones 4rm Blackburn Roverz,He Is No Footballer To Me,I Don't Know Watz Wrong With Ferguson,Just Because Jones Is an English Boy,Chelsea are Recruiting already,Man City Remain Deadly as Ever,Arsenal Lookz Likely to Recruit,Where Will My Man United Stand Next Season?
Jokes Etc / Re: Best Joke Of December by Kpakam(m): 7:52am On May 26, 2012
Remixed Joke,OLODO
Jokes Etc / Re: Joke Of The Day by Kpakam(m): 7:12am On May 26, 2012
Henyholarh: grin 33 babies no be small tin nao

The Guy Go Crase O
Jokes Etc / Joke Of The Day by Kpakam(m): 10:41am On May 25, 2012
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Three Men Took Their Pregnant Wives To The Hospital For Delivery,The Nurse Came Out and Asked"Who Is Mr Joseph that Works with THREE CROWNS MILK;Congratulations,Ur Wife Av bin Given Birth to THREE BABIES

The Nurse Went Inside and Came out after Sometime to ask"Who Is Mr John that works with 7UP;Congratulations,Your Wife av given Birth To Seven Babies

The Nurse went Inside but when she Came Out,she Could not Find The Third Man,He Ran Away cuz He Is Working With 33' Lager Beer

Problem Dey o

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Romance / Re: Help Me,i'm Dying Within by Kpakam(m): 9:45am On May 25, 2012
MzD@rkSkin:


Amen!!

OP take his advice.
Furthermore if it really bothers you, there are male enhancement p!lls you can take.
Make sure you get the 'ok' from a physician though. Nothing to be embarrassed about. You are definitely not the only one.

But honestly, any woman that truly loves you will work with what you have or support any decision you make to have it rectified. Don't let your size hinder your sense of self worth. It's only the physical but it's not who you are.

Darkskin,u are Tight,Thumbs Up 4 u
Romance / Re: Help Me,i'm Dying Within by Kpakam(m): 9:42am On May 25, 2012
OK/2/NV:
KILL YOURSELF! THERE IS NO PLACE FOR SMALL DIKS LIKE YOU.
I nor get ur Time,na u get ur Mouth
Romance / Help Me,i'm Dying Within by Kpakam(m): 10:12am On May 05, 2012
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I av bin Finkin abt Sumtin 4 a long Tym Now and It haz bin Killing Me Psychologicaly,I'm a guy Of 25yrz buh The Size Of My 'Joystick' Iz Nofin 2 Write home about,It haz even killed the Man In Me,I Can't approach a Gal cuz I don't wanna feel depressed and Embarassed,Though I Know how to Make Maximum Use Of The One I have But I Want it Bigger,I Wanna be the ''Women's Man'',I did not Include all the details but I Must tel u,Itz Embarassin Me,I Know You Guyz Wil help Me,Just Contribute ur quota,No Insultz plz

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