Man United 8-2 Arsenal,stake and win 100 oddz

Obob,na to be Invisible for One hour nai I like oo,na just to enter Bank pack enough Cash but d Gbege be say,Wat If One hour come pass me 4 dere?Custody Calling......

91....He Tried,I Pray God Acceptz Him

Don't Do This;Don't Do That;Which One We Go Do naaa,Abeg Leave Me Make I Live My Life Joor

Na You We Go Thank oooo,More Ororo to ur elbow

Whether The Courts asked him 2 Contest Or Not,he Won't earn My vote a second Time,he should start Thinkin of where 2 invest his stolen Money by the time he leaves Office

Idowuogbo:
Nkita, is dat all ur useless self could come up wiv? Abeg join queue for SOS, u need am.

Ewu!

B4 Nko,I Don Join Queue For SOS Since,Are u up to 18 at all?

Mynd_44:
If she insults you now, you will start complaining? Did she direct her question at you?

You Know Say Na You Be The Biggest Fool?She asked What Is 2go,and I replied,Who are u askin,The Next tin u kum Out dey Yarn Opata,Take Time Make I nor Turn My Satelite Face u o

Idowuogbo:
See dis akpu looking tin, ur mouth jus dey offload all d shyte wey dey ur anuzzz abi? U beta drink ur urine, it might help eradicate all d cells wey don loose hope for ya brain.

Ki la Gbe Ki Lo ju! O mad ni?

You Know Wetin You Be?
Tired(Slack)Girl na Im You be,You Just kum Here Open Your Oversized,Offensive Oozing Cunt To Spit Out Rubbish Abi,My Dear You Better Watch Your Self B4 I Take You To The Finish Line,Ode'

Mynd_44:
If she insults you now, you will start complaining? Did she direct her question at you?

Wetin Concern You,Woman Wrapper,Mynd ur Business az ur Name Impliez,u hear?

slimyem: what is 2go?

Who You Dey Ask?

.

I Dunno If You av Seen Such a Tin On 2go,Xo I Decided 2 Share It and See What You Av 2 Say
''Good Afternoon,Please My Name Is Gloria and I Waz Travelling To Delta State But The Bus I Waz Travelling With Got Spoilt Beyond Repair and I don't av any Money On Me,even the Other Passengers are Gone,I'm Stranded Here,I Wanted To Call My Parentz But There Is no Airtime On My Phone,I'm Using MTN #400 Weekly Data Package,Please I Want You To Send Me MTN #200 xo that I Can Use To Call My Parents,Help Me Please"

Girls Wan Play #200 Yahoo,u go Fear

Baba God Noni

Swit up: fact is i havent.... Bt here's ma problem: a guy has been stalking me for over a year now. Reason I look, act, and walk like the first chick he loved who died of Ashma, only, am not into him. When he told me this, i felt pity for him(althoug i still havnt gt any feelinz for him)

You ain't Serious,Ashtma?Dat Guy Is Nuts

jaybee:

[size=14pt]THIS IS NOT HUMILITY; IT IS WEAKNESS AND DESPERATION. HE WANT TO USE HIS POSITION AS PRESIDENT TO COERCE THE OBA INTO ENDORSING HIS PDP CANDIDATE IN EDO STATE ELECTION.[/size] DON'T PAINT A FALSE PICTURE OF A WEAKLING, PLEASE.

Does The Oba Have any Right To Decide Who The Governor Of The State Wil Be?He Is Pompous datz Why Lucky Igbinedion did not attach any Importance To His Office,If PDP Want to Claim Edo State,They Wil do It with Or Without The Oba,Xo E Should Stop Finkin He Is Important

esikpogho: thou Oba did not snub Good luck.but can some one tell me what did nigeria law say if president go to some body house to ASK FOR HELP and he was snub.did that person BRAKE any law?i know that not every home in US can open his door to Obama.his Royal highness oba of benin is WELL LEARN,he has two law degree from Cambridge i don't think a WELL LEARN traditional ruler like that can delibratly BRAKE any law.

You are a Big Fool

I Neva Wanna Remember This But I Just Can't Help It,Have u ever Lost Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend To The Cold Hands Of Death Before?Plz Give Me a Clue as to how u were able To Move On

I Nor Blame The Oba,Itz The Presidency that Made them Look Important,He Shld wait 4 Mr. President Next Time,Shameless King

No Place Like Warri,Try and See

If You Don't Want Other People To Celebrate Your Death,then leave a good legacy xo that Your name wil Forever be Remembered

Dammytex,No Doubt

Why

You are On Point and You Kinda Make Sense

How Much Airtime are We Even Talking About Here?Maybe MTN #100,u should be ashamed of yourself,you looked Worthless to her,dat waz why She Removed You,Come to tink of It,What Is She Doing wit u on her list,Na ur picture She wan Look,abi Ur Face na Fried Rice?

Lord_Reed: Being born beautiful is not a guarantee of beauty later in life.

One of my sisters looked like a boy when she was younger but now she's married (and above 25) she looks like a beauty queen.

Are u sure,or She Lookz Like ''Ballotelli''

angelz: A relative had a triplet 3yrs ago as her 1st issue. The husband is relatively ok financialy, so he was able to take care of d babies. Less dan a yr ago she bcame pregnant again. Accordin 2 her it was a mistak, bt d husband seem 2 b apy about it since d triplet r grls, n he need a boy. News reachin us is dat she was deliver of 3 boys dis afternoon. Dnt kno wat 2 make of dis. It apears funny, bt l dnt kno if d couple r laufin now.

Who Posted this?
Ode'

angelz: @ kpakam.
r u sure its my profile u check. cus l hardly post jokes n cant rememba any
"3 boys 3 grls". if u r talkin of criticism,they r often constructive n unbaised.
if u think am up 4 xchangin words with any1 on net/real life. u r mistaken.
Av got wholesome stuff 2 do with my time than THAT.
if u feel offended by my criticism, am not sorry 4 dat.
l xpect u 2 feel sorry n ask ur creator 4 4givnes.

Once Again,Na Una Sabi

MOGUL.O:
kpamkam! where are you?

Na Una Sabi