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Religion / Re: What If The Devil Should Ask God For Forgiveness by Kpakam(m): 6:15pm On Jun 27, 2012
Ptolomeus:

God created Satan.
Thousands of years have not been able to defeat him.
The reason is that this god is weak?
Or maybe Satan is very strong?

@Joel Fausto is a novel.
Itz Somehow,If Devil Is giving You Trouble For More than a Thousand Year,Why Not END HIM?
Jokes Etc / Re: How Jehovah View Nigerians,a Must Laugh by Kpakam(m): 5:06pm On Jun 27, 2012
I 4 Like Start The War But She Nor Get The Weight,Datz Just It
Jokes Etc / Re: How Jehovah View Nigerians,a Must Laugh by Kpakam(m): 4:53pm On Jun 27, 2012
MOGUL.O:
Menh! See war ooooo!

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Jokes Etc / Re: How Jehovah View Nigerians,a Must Laugh by Kpakam(m): 4:29pm On Jun 27, 2012
angelz: u even have guts 2 mention d name of d Almighty in ur crappy joke.
y not just stick with lord or God, as it may apply to odas instead of Jehovah.
u chop witch.
d joke is evn appalling.
All u know how to do Is 2 luk 4 criticisms,I Just Checked Your Profile and Look at What u call a Joke,a Couple givin birth To 3 boys and 3 girls,Is That Funny?Get Sense O,u hear?
Jokes Etc / Re: How Jehovah View Nigerians,a Must Laugh by Kpakam(m): 4:22pm On Jun 27, 2012
angelz: u even have guts 2 mention d name of d Almighty in ur crappy joke.
y not just stick with lord or God, as it may apply to odas instead of Jehovah.
u chop witch.
d joke is evn appalling.
There are Other ways to Clear Me My 'Bleep Up' other than This,Try and Grow Up,Letz Say Itz a Mistake On My Part
Religion / Re: What If The Devil Should Ask God For Forgiveness by Kpakam(m): 4:13pm On Jun 27, 2012
Kay 17: The fact that the Devil delved into Evil, suggests he is imperfect
True Talk,You are On Point
Jokes Etc / How Jehovah View Nigerians,a Must Laugh by Kpakam(m): 3:58pm On Jun 27, 2012
A Lot Wiser
Religion / Re: What If The Devil Should Ask God For Forgiveness by Kpakam(m): 3:29pm On Jun 27, 2012
Wiser
Politics / Re: Italian Who Donated Controversial Church To GEJ's Hometown Is Dead by Kpakam(m): 11:53am On Jun 27, 2012
Now That He Is Dead,How do The Bankz Intend Getting Their Money?Cuz I don't Fink His Assetz Is Worth his Debtz,FCMB and Union Bank Wan Gbege' Now
Politics / Re: Dr Olusola Saraki Is Not Dead by Kpakam(m): 7:25am On Jun 27, 2012
Abioye adewale: Let him die jor, die 2day or 2moro u'll surely die 1 day. Olee oloju sokosoko.
Won't You Die One Day Too?OLODO
Jokes Etc / Re: June/July WAEC Examination Questions by Kpakam(m): 7:12am On Jun 26, 2012
freecocoa: Na wa to all these e badu belle people saying trash here.

If you've seen the joke before does that automatically mean others shouldn't see it too?

Allow people that haven't see it as well na,how hard can that be?

May God deliver una from sadism o.
Help Me tel them,I've seen it b4 but I lock up,I xpect them to do same,abi?
Religion / Re: What If The Devil Should Ask God For Forgiveness by Kpakam(m): 9:47pm On Jun 23, 2012
Na u sabi o
Religion / Re: What If The Devil Should Ask God For Forgiveness by Kpakam(m): 8:15pm On Jun 23, 2012
Remele,Is that the answer?
Religion / Re: What If The Devil Should Ask God For Forgiveness by Kpakam(m): 5:04pm On Jun 23, 2012
Anoneism: Hahahahahaha broz dis ur question na doz wey dey school of theology u 4 ask o. Wel lets c wat nairalandaz wil say!
Guy,Is that the answer to the Question?
Religion / What If The Devil Should Ask God For Forgiveness by Kpakam(m): 4:48pm On Jun 23, 2012
I av bin pondering Over this Question,I Mean The Devil Knelt Down and Cried,since God is Merciful,Won't He Forgive?Your opinion plz
Politics / Re: Boko Haram: Uwazuruike Urges Igbo To Return Home by Kpakam(m): 7:59am On Jun 22, 2012
A Lot Is Expected Of Him,After The Demise Of Ojukwu,The Mantle Have Fallen On Him,He Is Only Trying To Act In That Capacity
Politics / Uduaghan's Wife Still Supply Govt House;street Light,diesel For #700m Monthly by Kpakam(m): 7:50am On Jun 22, 2012
The Wife Of The Delta State Governor,Mrs Roli Sheila Uduaghan has allegedly been Supplying The Delta State Government House Asaba and The Delta State Annex Office In Warri,Sapele,Ughelli,The Delta State Teaching Hospital Oghara(DELSUTH)and Other Government Establishments across The State With Diesel Worth(#700m)Monthly,It Is also Confirmed That The Governor's Wife has since Used The Governor's Influence In allotting to herself about 80 percent Of The Shops cited at the Asaba International Airport,an action Which has Since Killed The Hopes of Those Common People Who Have Long applied For The Shops.It Is also equally Confirmed That Mrs Roli Uduaghan Was The Contractor awarded With The Contract Of Food,Drinks,Snacks and Other Refreshment used To entertain guest during The Just Concluded South-South Economic Summit Held In Asaba,The Governor's Wife collected The Sum Of 1 billion Naira as Contract Sum For The Refreshment.
Where are We heading To?
Jokes Etc / Re: The Bible Verse Women Don't Like Reading by Kpakam(m): 10:16pm On Jun 21, 2012
booqee: No offence, but ur joke yoke is very dry.
Na You Sabi O
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Euro 2012: Czech Vs Portugal (0 - 1) On 21st June 2012 by Kpakam(m): 8:39pm On Jun 21, 2012
Ronaldo Please Come Back To United,Come And Shut The Mouth Of Man City 4 Me,I Take God beg You
Jokes Etc / The Bible Verse Women Don't Like Reading by Kpakam(m): 8:30pm On Jun 21, 2012
Last Sunday at My Church,You Need To See The Faces Of The Girls,I Could Tell From The Look On Their Faces that They Were Not Happy,My Pastor Realy Took Time To Blast Those 'BB' Girls,The Text Of The day Was Isaiah 4:1,It Reads"And The Time Shall Come When SEVEN Women Shall SEIZE One Man Saying We Will Eat Our Own Food,We Will Wear Our Own Clothes,Just ALLOW Us To Bear Your Name''
The Pastor Concluded By Saying The Time Is Now,You Need To Gossip 4 Inside Church
Jokes Etc / Re: What Are Girls Really Good At? by Kpakam(m): 7:52pm On Jun 21, 2012
bini girl:

I beg i get one question 4 all these ppl wey post all the above comments...na which gender una partners be? undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
My Partner Na Female 4 Sure but Even If You ask Her,She Wil Tel You that The Work Of Women Is To Turn The World Upside Down
Sports / Re: Czech Vs Portugal Is On,what Do You Think? by Kpakam(m): 7:42pm On Jun 21, 2012
Na Czech Own Worst Pass o,Christmas Carol People
Sports / Re: Czech Vs Portugal Is On,what Do You Think? by Kpakam(m): 7:41pm On Jun 21, 2012
Portugal National Anthem be Like Christmas Carol,na wa o
Sports / Czech Vs Portugal Is On,what Do You Think? by Kpakam(m): 7:38pm On Jun 21, 2012
Just Predict,I See Portugal Winning 3-0
Celebrities / Re: Why Do Nigerian Guys Dislike Wizkid? Candid Opinion Needed!!! by Kpakam(m): 2:54pm On Jun 20, 2012
I Nor Know Wetin Wizkid Do Me,I Nor Just Like The Guy,I Like Some Of His Songz But The Guy Nor dey Freak Me at all
Sports / Re: Victor Moses: Wigan Rejects Chelsea's Bid by Kpakam(m): 9:18am On Jun 20, 2012
You Guyz Should Be Reasonable for Once Naaaa,Liverpool Signed Andy Caroll from Newcastle For £35 Million,I don't need to Tel You that He Is a Flop,Moses Is Head and Shoulder above him,I av always HATED Chelsea,Racist Club
Sports / This Is The Worst Season Of My Life-arjen Robben by Kpakam(m): 10:19am On Jun 19, 2012
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Arjen Robben have voiced Out his Frustration after The Orange Boys left Euro 2012 With No Point From Three Games
The Dutch Attacker and His Bayern Munich Team-Mates Lost The Bundesliga and DFB Pokal Titles To Borussia Dortmund before Suffering a Dramatic defeat to Chelsea in the Champions League Final on Home Soil at The Allianz Arena
The Winger had hoped to Make Amends at Euro 2012 but Netherlands Sensationaly Crashed Out In The Group Stage after Losing all Three Matches In Group B"THINGS DID NOT GO WELL WITH BAYERN OR THE NATIONAL TEAM,IT IS INCREDIBLE AND IT HURTS BECAUSE I WAS SO EXCITED AT THE START OF THE SEASON,WE HAVE OURSELVES TO BLAME,NOT EVEN THE BIGGEST PESSIMIST THOUGHT WE WOULD GET KNOCKED OUT IN THE FIRST PHASE WITH NO POINT,THIS IS WORST SEASON EVER"
Nairaland / General / Re: Things Sleep Can Make You Do by Kpakam(m): 12:51pm On Jun 15, 2012
Makes Me Tap My Girlfriend In The Middle Of The Night"Open Your Mouth,I Want To Urinate"

She Wil Reply"C'mon,Leave My Head and Get Out Of Here"
Jokes Etc / 10 Things You Must Say Because Of Poverty by Kpakam(m): 12:27pm On Jun 15, 2012
¤''What Are They Even Teaching In Private Schools?Waste Of Money"
¤"I'm Not The Blackberry Or iphone Type,I Just Prefer Nokia 1100"
¤"I Just Feel Like Drinking Garri This Afternoon"
¤"Don't Talk To People anyhow......You don't Know how They Wil help You in Future"
¤"Do You Know The Source Of His Wealth.....Money Is Not Everything"
¤"I don't Want Too Much Money,I Just Want To be Comfortable"
¤"I Just don't Like Flashy Cars"
¤"We Will all die Someday......Or Wil he Take his Money With him"
¤"Money Can't buy Happiness"
¤"Tokunbo Electronics Is better than New One"
The List Is Endless,abeg add Your Own
Politics / Re: Governor Uduaghan's Cousin Kidnapped In Broad Daylight by Kpakam(m): 10:23pm On Jun 13, 2012
Boyz are Not Smiling o,I Guess The Ransom Will be The State Budget,Boyz Don Hammer

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Sports / Re: Christian Obodo: I Outran My Captors And No Police Operation Rescued Me by Kpakam(m): 7:04am On Jun 13, 2012
Itz Kinda Funny Though,How I wish I waz There to See Christian Obodo running and shouting at the same time"Help Me,Help Me,Na Me Be Christian Obodo"I Miss the action sha

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