₦airaland Forum

I believe he’s right.

Shake an unopened PET bottle of Coca Cola. Watch what happens when you open it. Fill another bottle halfway with Coca Cola and shake it vigorously. See the difference when you open it.

ikorodureporta:

So unfilled ones can't explode
Gas na gas

Help him out first by explaining what he means in detail. Rather than castigate others, make yourself useful.

6FOR6:
if you do not have solution to his problem i think you should keep shut

Na wa. If someone can’t express himself in written English, I shudder to imagine a vocal debate with the person.

mrnigeria0:
i have to urinate twice within 3 minute befor feeling comfortable or empty failure to go within that minute i would be feeling unconformable and befor 20 minute again i would be go and urinate again that is how would be repeating the process the whole day what might be problem anyone has experience this before what do you use to fix it

The day you children will use your God-given brains to type a response, heaven will surely fall.

AngelSlay:
I understand the frustration, and unfortunately, many job seekers can relate to this experience. 💔

Applying to hundreds of jobs, tailoring CVs, writing cover letters, and getting little or no response can be mentally exhausting. The silence often feels worse than a rejection because you're left wondering what happened.

That said, not every job posting is fake or already filled. Sometimes recruiters receive thousands of applications within hours, and many qualified candidates never get a response simply because of the volume.

The reality is that job boards alone are rarely enough in today's market. Networking, referrals, direct outreach, personal branding, internships, volunteering, and building relevant skills have become just as important as submitting applications.

To everyone currently job hunting: please don't tie your worth to the number of rejections or unanswered applications. A delayed opportunity is not a reflection of your value.

And if you're feeling overwhelmed, please talk to someone. No job is worth your life. ❤️

Let's keep supporting one another and sharing opportunities, strategies, and success stories. Your breakthrough may be closer than you think. 🙏🏽

If the cashless policy worked, it would’ve depowered Boko Haram when it was forced on Nigerians. Abeg, stop giving people hope. That is all you politicians are good at selling.

In other words, water is wet.

Oyibos have started bathroom politics again? The only benefit is, with enough noise, positive outcomes result from repeated situations. Here we make noise a thousand times over and nothing gets achieved in the end. See Nairaland and its lack of real world solutions after twenty-one years of existence for example.

It was all fun and games when he used to beat men up to protect her. Sometimes she started fights and arguments so he could beat someone up for her entertainment. Tinubu government don change matter and now he’s descended on her. I blame the simps in this forum. The woman will be in the police station tomorrow begging him for forgiveness.

P Diddy is fully grey. One would never know if it wasn’t for his prison sentence. Will Smith also has greys. Due to his career, he keeps them well-dyed. If the hair disturbs him or his fans, dye full market.

Nairaland is a filthy gutter. You never know what sewage will make front page.

Amovingman:
This fake story fit reach frontpage

Uyi Guobadia aka guobe’s benefactor.

1. Who is dating all these fat females? I blame 99% of Nairaland. That is if the women are telling the truth to begin with.

2. She’ll call him back soon. Let her emotions settle first.

You spent your whole life making decisions for yourself. Why are you now asking us what to do? When things go sour from our decision, you will still come here to blame us. My friend, carry your cross. It has worked for you now for… 42 years.

Should I forget everything and practice with a hookcusp girl or continue trying to see if I get a girl.

A 720p match is around 1.5 GB. Nigerian internet is always useless. You will likely spend less than that due to throttling.

It’s their mating call. Likely three females. Any rat poison will do the trick. Apply it on raw chicken meat and lay it somewhere they’ll see. Another way is to poison a rat and dump the carcass where you know they frequent. For me, the best option would be trapping. Once you catch them alive, you can do whatever.

laluski:
What poison can successfully kill a cat. They're actually like 3 or something. They have this eerie evil kind of cry. Very disturbing... Abeg I need to kill them as soon as Possible. What type of poison can I buy

Okay, good for them. Unity is normal when you find yourself in another nan’s land. Let them land in O.R. Tambo International Airport today and they'll bicker over racial issues.

Child on Nairaland: I don’t believe things which I’ve not verified myself.

The same child: Goes to the church or mosque once every week.

The man won’t return from death. Any noise about his circumstances is akin to beating a dead horse.

Mscheew. Africans have a fear of being alone. I’ve seen parents actively spoil their children’s chances of making it big in the hope that they remain by their side till old age.

Why did the snake keep coming back? At least it learned a lesson that day. It was lucky the man didn’t choose to kill it for food.

Oluwabidemi, so you’ve brought your imaginative tales here too? Go and work. Stop posing as a female online.

Afrah04:
I've always been big on not dating someone living close to me, either neighbor or even coursemates, but guys this dude . I don't know if it's ovulation konji or smtin else... He's so mysterious, calm and collected, often tries to say hi..... I just want a steamy session even if it's once fr. I nursed that thought until some weeks back I overheard him saying girls that are easy to get are loose; in this time and age what is wrong for two adults to have real sexual connections without hiding under the guise of relationship? Anyways av recollected my feelings.

1. They gave him 5.5 years because of his skin colour and nationality. They must’ve gotten all they needed from him, aka school fees. Time to use him like a slave before sending him home.

2. On a normal day, she’ll claim not to remember events. She wanted him to suffer; hence, she recollected every detail.

3. The way the media can bend stories will require studying. This article never mentioned her name, yet we know how everything played out. The stories that baffle me the most are those without names or genders. Your mind has to fill in the blanks.

4. The most he should’ve gotten was 2.5 years, if not less. This is blatant racism, which they can cover by saying, “He committed a crime. It was mere protocol.”

I didn’t care to read about the other guy’s case. Nairaland is deleting comments and banning people in that thread. Make I dey my dey.

In your instance, na so oyibos be. It took me three of such instances to understand that the average Brit is timid in nature. Their real selves come out when drunk. Their women are a case study. One will hit you up on Facebook, collect your number then tell you to come over and service her. Halfway into your journey, she’ll call to cancel the invite, claiming that she helped herself with toys.

The woman remembered everything that took place. Her plan was to punish the person who fell for the trap. That way, she’d get the enjoyment of a BBC and the ego boost of destroying his future afterward. When next her thing tingles, she’ll do it all again to another unsuspecting victim.

Post the video when she’s done. I can’t kill myself to find sources to watch it live.

Something that happened three hours ago is what this useless chat forum just posted as news. We’ll never get things right.

The same news posted from two different viewpoints. When I say Nairaland is dead, hungry children foam at the mouth in disagreement.

Who?

20. Characters. Just 20.

“It could happen to anyone.”

samwriter:
pray make you no see poverty for your life and your family even when his father bike is available they struggle to eat 3 time a day when his father sold his bike to treat him thier poverty increase in 100 fold that they eat anything that is available in their house people that can afford two meal a day easily

You don’t want your friend to die, but your friend is ready to die. The man (or boy) avoided all the instruction given and went back to eating what made him sick. Start preparing funeral arrangements. He wants to check if the afterlife exists.

samwriter:
please their diabetes patient how do you overcome it medically or herbal way my friend was sick and he started losing weight continuously and growing weak at the same time that when he get to a stage he has grow weak that he could not move again even urinating on his himself his father has to sell is okada when help was coming from any place to take him to hospital when they get to hospital they said his blood sugar is high that is case is emergency case they gave him two big Eva water to drink he finish the two he was admitted test was carry out they said he has diabetes that he pancreas has been damage well he continue receiving treatment and he was getting better and bill was pilling up because they dont allow us to bring food for him because they said he cant eat any how food so they normally cook his food separately from other patient when to a stage they said he can go home now that they should continue the treatment at home they name food he should and the one he should not eat when bill would came out it is 570k his father has to borrow money from money to add to the 500k he sell his bike to clear the bill when they get home they could not follow the instruction they gave to them about him not to eat some certain food especially bread he started eating anything that is available especially bread because bread is what is really available he started losing weight and growing weak again that he could not move i notice his two leg and is face has started swollen again i asked his father to call for help he said he has meet those he know who can help they do said they dont have money that he has sold his bike and he dont have anything he can sell again that he has accepted his fate on my friend but me i dont want my friend to die is there anyway it can be manage traditionally till help would come admin please push to front page this is a matter of life and death

He’s married, isn’t he? Who cares? His life. The Matharoo sisters come to mind.

The same forefathers who spent centuries believing in spirits without a single evidence?

Elliotwaveforec:
I just read from Baba Oloyin Original book about how Yoruba used to decide the gender of their babies while having intercourse! It's so simple and straightforward.

Courtesy: Baba Oloyin Original on YouTube.

Our forefathers get sense die.

Another fake news from yours truly. Ogbeni, go to Twitter. Your kind makes money there.

Lovelink1991:
I have never been married, engaged, look wedding pictures and attend marriage ceremonies says a 46 years old abroad based Nigeria lady