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MerchantMNT:
That's you

A man in his fifties/sixties will easily appreciate her. That's how it goes. She is still a peach to some

KobolanderSegun:
Was on Facebook today and I follow fashion on social media I came across a video of someone claiming to have worn a t-shirt for 20 years

https://www.facebook.com/61577418176407/videos/1689256429583715/?app=fbl

How long do you wear you T-Shirts for an do they end up as rags to first dust the furniture, then to mop the floor, to be used to clean the generator then finally in the dustbin for LAWMA to through away finally ?

anonimi:
Are we having more of such heavily pregnant men because of kwashiokor, caused by drinking water from shitty boreholes as our governors fail to employ workers that will make pipe borne water available to all households

The federal government is not responsible for water supply in cities and towns. This is the responsibility of states.


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Kalulu44:
It was the year 2008, just celebrated my 28th birthday and newly acquired apartment to become an independent man. No more living and staying with my parents and siblings.
This freedom and independent started making explore things. It was the year I took my first alcohol and also started clubbing. Though the clubbing of a thing didn't last more than 3yrs before I started detesting it and finally stopped.
One thing I am happy with myself for is, all those years of sowing my wild oats, I never indulged in smoking and taking of hard drugs. Till date I don't know what's smoking or taking of hard drugs is like.
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So to the main gist. In 2009 at one club along Alaba Int'l road beside Awori College Ojo, Lagos State. The name of the club is Heavens 2, they have Heavens 1 at mainland around Oyingbo area.
I went as usual to catch fun on a Sunday night after a hard days work driving thru out Lagos. Lagos drivers, we dey see money nah. So the one to spend for club no hard.
While dancing and drinking my can of beer, I saw this beautiful dark skin average height girl hit the dance floor.
She was wearing a black silk see thru armless gown that revealed her inner wears of only white bra and equally white panties. And then a red wrist bead on her left hand.
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I quickly cornered her before other vultures like myself 😀😀😀😀 will do.
Stood in her front and started making some dancing steps towards her. She didn't resist and reciprocated.
Mehn! Before we know it, we don gum body each other. This babe was giving me all the sexy dance steps you can think of, including rubbing her bum bum that is round and firm against my crotch.
Meanwhile other guys have been given her signals to come to where they're. For where, I hold on to her very well.
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After about 30min sweating it out, I told her let's get a drink and she obliged and we went to the bar where she took Smirnoff ice and I collected another can of beer.
We went and sat at secluded place inside the club and start talking.
We talked and gist, and she told me she came all the way from Port Harcourt for a week visit to Lagos with her family.
That while in Port Harcourt, she's been caged. That's why she decided to come have some fun at the club.
I asked for her name and number, she declined and said I should just enjoy the time I have with her.
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Hmmm.... Inside me, I was like this one dey whine me ni. Abi bcus you be runs girl.
I didn't asked further, we just had our drinks and hit the dance floor again.
This time around, her sexy dance and manuevering all over my body started doing me serious strong thing.
I didn't know when I whisper in her ears, "why don't we have a quickie?"
To my surprise, she replied with "do they have rooms here" I nodded and she said ok let us go then.
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Omoh, just like that. I took her upstairs. Paid #500 for short time and we went inside.
While inside, she asked me how much will I give her. Ah ah! I thought you said you came to Lagos to just catch fun I said.
And so, so I should just give you my body for free she said.
I said ok ok, how much does she want?
And she said any good reasonable amount that comes from my mind.
Ah! This girl wan put me on the spot, I said to myself.
Then within me I was battling between giving her 1k or 2k.
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Finally I deep hand in my pocket and gave her 2k. And then said hope this amount is reasonable. She collected it, smile and nodded and said it's ok I tried.
Then we got down to business, me no dey kukuma forget my Gold Circle back then when going to club, cus possibilities of something going down is always there.
Mehn! This babe gave me an unforgettable s*x. It was like her life depends on it.
She reminds me again that she has been so much caged not to have this kind of fun often.
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I tried to know how she mean by caged, she just wave me aside to forget. The last word I rmbr from her was: just enjoy me the way you can cus this maybe the last time we'll ever see or meet again.
And true to her word, it was.
After over an hour exploring our bodies.
We freshen up and went back inside the club.
Me I have cum and relief myself, wetin I still wan dey do inside club😀😀😀.
So I told her it's time for me to go, and then persuaded her again to have her number which she still refused.
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I left her to continue her fun.
The next day Monday, I hit the road for daily bread.
I have gone two trips from Okoko to CMS.
On my 3rd trip around 1pm in the afternoon at Agboju going towards Mile 2. There was heavy traffic. A trailer fell First gate close to Maza-maza making vehicles moved slowly.
While inside the traffic, by my right a little further I saw an SUV with the plate number HRM which means His Royal Majesty King of so so and so place in Port Harcourt (name witheld for some reason).
I just read it and continue my slow movement.
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The lane I was, then move a little faster which made me stay side by side with the Royal SUV. I looked at the SUV, there was a driver and a matured female with beads all over her neck and she holding something that looks like what all this Lolo we saw in Nollywood movies hold. I said in my mind, that must be the wife of the king, the queen.
Then when I looked at the back seat, they were two girls and a boy sitting there all wearing their royal emblems and what not.
Meaning those are the prince and princesses.
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Then a sight caught my attention and then look closer to her again. Lol and behold, one of the two girls was the girl I met at the club last night that we had fun and sexcapades together. I almost wanted to call out for her.
But 1. I don't know her name which she never gave me. 2. Their glass were rolled up, how could she even hear me. Then lastly, I thought to myself. Isn't it even foolish and childish of me to try to get her attention.
Not long, their lane and ours moved but theirs moved furtheress than ours.
And before we could say jack Robinson, we are out of the traffic.
I guess they were traveling back to Port Harcourt. I began thinking to myself, why would a bonafide princess come to the club and sell her body, cus I'm very sure after I left, other guys would have take their turns too.
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Was she really caged according to her and decided to use the opportunity she have to explore things or it's in her blood. I just can't crack my mind as to her situation, so guys what do you think?