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Allwility:
Hilarious stuff men!! lol

lol yea, what was ur favourite part sir?

oya, iyaff do... hw many pipo una grammar don epp sef? Una wan scatter person brain with engrish.. una just dey blow gramma anyhow, abi una no knw say de breeze fit fall eiffel tower? Iyaff do oo..

Aspiregreat:
Any aspirant viewing my comment will surely "Thank God for success " IJN.

amen

ERUDITEE:
Hehehehehe! I ain't gonna lie man. This was what actually happened to me. Especially the physics and chemistry part.

lol, almost every science student can relate to that.

ERUDITEE:
Hehehehehe! I ain't gonna lie man. This was what actually happened to me. Especially the physics and chemistry part.

lol, almost every science student can relate to that.

efembaba:
And uve gone to buy travelling bag and clothes

lol.. nice one.

You've made it, and now you're bona fide student... What a journey.

then u thank GOD for success..

frnds and family congratulate you..

ur parents ask u if they gave u admission and u simply do this

you finally checked, and u saw ur name.

u resign to fate, but after a week, u hear that they've released 2nd batch and u quickly run to check.

u keep refreshing the page every minute hoping that ur name would appear but, its still not there.

merit list is out, but ur name is not on the list

results are out and u miraculously passed

u finally finish the exam, and ur parents ask u hw was the exam?

but after restarting the computer, u find out that all ur answers are gone, and u form activism and tell the supervisors that you cannot take it.....

just when u thought u've seen the worst, ur computer shuts down, and u suddenly remember ur village people

but when you get to physics and chemistry....

you start the exam and u're all smiles while you answer the english and biology questions.

day of exam, u r first to arrive, and u say a short prayer.

Then u study day and night becos u dont want to mess this up...

u quickly hit the road to buy your school's past question...

Then u thank GOD for the success.

You checked your jamb result and you passed..

Inspired to do my own version, so here it is..

JY01:
08104970119....joyfulawoke5@gmail.com

ok sir, check ur mail.

JY01:
I stay at Ekiti....can I get a copy too? For mechanical engineering

ok sir, whats ur number or email address?

Pprovost:
This is how an academic thread should be. Kudos to you guys for the way you give and embrace correction. I'm exultant.

Meanwhile, I think some gerunds like "seeing", "hearing" and others can still make sense in the middle of a sentence;

I look forward to seeing you soon.
I look forward to hearing from you.
I look forward to taking/writing the exam tomorrow.

what do you think?

Good morning

you're right sir...
time to dust my A-Z use of engish.

GL:
KPhantom, Please I'd like one too:
subject combination: English, Literature, CRK, Government course applied for: English & Literature
how do we pay? I also stay in lagos.

ok, do u have an email? or whats ur number?

Half time
Geofavor 2- Blueto 1.
The home side are in the driving seat thanks to two knock out goals from Our Edible favor. We're expecting a comeback frm the blueside though. stay tunned guys for more updates..
Happy sunday ya'll..

Geofavor:
Kphantom, you can check your mail now.

geofavor, av u seen any msg yet? my email is so annoying. I fit just quit gmail for life oo. Anyway if u didn't get any msg, try and msg me on whatsapp? or fb?