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OP, make we come chop wetin na? You didn't put sharwarma, burger, roasted fish etc. Those are the ones with the real poisoning jaree

Nigerians ehn. Lmao

dokyOloye:
Why would d presenter call him on d phone and put him on live radio wtout telling him?
Do U know d number of unwanted,disturbing calls these ppl receive on daily basis?
The senator is a human being afterall.
'Ordinary' Nigerians threaten to sue MTN,etc for unwanted calls and text messages talk more of senators who receive hundreds of such everyday.

He chose to be a leader. Now that's the cross he must carry. He is paid by tax payers so he should attend to them to the extent that the law permits.

INTROVERT:
This is just one side of parenting

How, what are the other sides

Encorrrrr

Some morrrrrr

Morrr

Parenting, as fun as it sounds also come with a lot of challenges. These challenges most times can be found hilarious by non parents/others. Here are a few pics of what parenting can be sometimes.
Meanwhile happy fathers day.

Subject: RESPONSE TO MR NYESOM WIKE
PRESS STATEMENT BY MRS IBIM SEMENITARI

On Thursday June 18, 2015, over 10 policemen armed with machine guns and in two trucks - one Ford Transit and one Hilux arrived my residence, No 12 A Ernest Ikoli Street, Old G.R.A Port Harcourt. Without either a search warrant, letter or precious information, they forced their way into my premises.


My security guard on duty requested to know their mission and who sent them. They refused to disclose either, but went round taking photographs and videoing my premises. The security guard got in touch with my assistant who spoke with the men, explaining to them that I was out of town and again requested to know their mission and purpose. Again they declined insisting on seeing me first. She then got in touch with me by phone as we were uncertain as to the identity of the policemen in question.
Upon further investigation and after about 3 hours of them laying siege on my premise, I was told that they were from Rivers State Government House and had been sent to recover vehicles in my possession. They attempted to break into a Range Rover Jeep belonging to my Husband and bought long before I was made Commissioner in Rivers State Government, damaging the front door. The vehicle in question contrary to the lies being paraded is not an armoured vehicle and has never at any point belonged to the Rivers State Government nor its agents including myself as Commissioner of Information.
By the time I finally made contact with them and expressed my displeasure, they insisted that they would take away a Lexus jeep duly allocated to me as Commissioner of Information and which by law I am entitled to leave with upon leaving office.
The monetization policy of the government allows public officers to leave government with their official vehicles as this is in lieu of vehicle, allowance, transport and other allowances, which they cannot draw because of the monetization policy of 2002. Mr. Nyesom Wike served as Chief of Staff, and upon departure left with all the vehicles he used as Chief of Staff. This has been the practice since this democratic dispensation when President Olusegun Obassanjo instituted the monetisation policy.
Having served as Commissioner for two tenures, I am entitled to my status cars and have proof of allocation. While I understand that Mr. Wike feels a dire need to destroy the reputation of Governor Amaechi and all those worked with him, it is unacceptable that he will engage in brigandage, thuggery and underhand tactics to do so. A simple letter from any government official requesting me to make a submission or tender documentation would have been the appropriate way to go and I would have willingly tendered all the relevant documents to them.
Breaking into my home, invading my privacy, damaging my property and removing property from my premises is inappropriate and illegal.
I have chosen however to put out these details in the public space as it is apparent that for some persons only a destruction of my hard earned reputation would do and this I would not accept. My records in the Ministry of Information are crystal clear I hope that Mr. Nyesom Wike is able to say same about his tenure in every office he has held.
Forcing their way into my home unlawfully isn’t the appropriate way for any government that claims legitimacy to behave.

Ibim Semenitari
June 18, 2015

Protesters have besieged the house of Ahmadu Ali to protest the non payment of their money after decorating the campaign venues for the presidential election in all states if the federation. It is believed that Jerry Gana is in possession of the cash and have refused to pay.

Twinkle star is the company involved.

Everyone is feeling this fuel scarcity. Jonathan wicked us sha. This oyingbo don swear for team GEJ

GP2015:
Nna eh. this is scary o.. its like the devil moving to and fro

E resemble juju

Jklue007:
Una no well

I swear

Just saw this on Facebook. Finally I tire for Nigerians

#Neveragain.. Nonsense. Oloshi yeye liars

This dude above me just booking space. Smh

Fynestboi:
This happens to olosho girls mostly.

Lmao

buygala:
ok


Worse ways to break-up

When you send her your wedding card... and it shows that you are getting married to her mum or best friend

When she comes visiting you unannounced, and catches you pants down with a lady... and you, holding the other lady's waist be like... 'Susan, I have been meaning to tell you about me and Rosy, but it has somehow always escaped my memory ... But thank God, You now know about us.. and our soon-to -be-born baby ... care to join us in a selfie?

Are u related to Hitler?

Ladies how will you react to this?
Guys can you do this to your bae

In as much as you are creative and innovative, you shouldn't channel your innovative energy trying to prove someone wrong. You can never be successful that way. Let your inventions focus on adding value to society. That way, everybody wins.

Bayswater:
Ameachi as things stand today in the Niger Delta is a persona non grata. No amount of write-ups or propaganda can change that. If I were him, I'd move out of rivers state completely after May 29. One can just sense the danger around him, he has stepped on many toes.

Ur mumu has open teeth.

Amaechi is Barcelona. Wike is Dolphins fc

tinkinjow:
Haters and their wishes. It's high time all you haters come to terms with the fact that Wike is the next governor of Rivers state. And there are no fears.
Even at cancelling the elections he will still be elected Governor.
The moment una get that into your heads the better. Learn to move on guys. Like others have moved on with Buhari.
Come may 29 Wike will be sworn in full stop!

He sure would be sworn in. But for 3 months max

Omexonomy:
Amaechi will soon cry and grovel before him.

You be learner.

Omexonomy:
Wike the nemesis of amaech the friend of the muslim brotherhood party.

What are you talking about. Wine can never stand Amaechi

hardywaltz:
Amaechi will appoint an Administrative or Acting Chief Judge that will over see the swearing in of Wike. This is to forestall the Chief Judge of the Federation to invoke doctrine of necessity an appoint an Administrative Chief Judge.

However the real reason Amaechi will be appointing the CJ is not solely to swear in Wike but to also swear in the Local Government Chairmen that will be elected on 23rd of May and setup election tribunal for the concluded LG elections which has been slated for 23rd May.

The Acting or Administrative Chief Judge and elected LG Chairmen are Amaechi's last joker for Wike before he leaves office.

Hmm, good analysis.
But wait o
LG elections, 23rd of may ke! Where's dat coming from

True, nemesis may have caught up with Wike as he will now depend on Ameachi to appoint a chief justice or an acting cj for his swearing in. This thing dey sweet me I swear


Former President of the Nigerian Bar Association (NBA) and a Senior Advocate of Nigeria (SAN) OCJ Okocha has expressed concern over the absence of a Chief Judge who will swear in Rivers State Governor-elect Nyesom Wike.

Okocha said the constitution empowers only the Chief Judge of a State, the President of a Customary Court of Appeal and a Grand Khadi of a Sharia Court of Appeal to administer oath of office on a governor-elect before he can legally perform the functions of a governor.

Okocha, who spoke yesterday on a radio interview monitored in Port Harcourt, said Rivers State may be in for a constitutional crisis on May 29 if Governor Rotimi Amaechi does not appoint an acting Chief Judge.

He said: “Any of these three can administer the oath. For us, it is usual that it is the Chief Judge of Rivers State. We don’t have a Chief Judge, neither do we have an acting Chief Judge. We also do not have a President of the Customary Court of Appeal.

“If these things remain as they are now, there may be constitutional crisis. Right now that office is vacant so is the office of President of the Customary Court of Appeal of Rivers State and we are facing this looming, as you say, constitutional crisis.



“Well, I hope and believe that reason will prevail and the governor will see it fit to do what is needful to ensure he appoints the appropriate person as stipulated in the constitution as acting Chief Judge so that at least, we can have our new governor sworn-in by the acting Chief Judge so appointed,” Okocha said.

Justice Lambo Akanbi of the Federal High Court, Port Harcourt last year ruled that the National Judicial Council (NJC) cannot force the governor to accept whoever it recommends to him for appointment as Chief Judge.

Justice Akanbi also said that the decision of the NJC to prefer Justice Daisy Okocha and disqualify Justice Peter Agumagu was wrong, null and void.

Dissatisfied with this decision, Justice Okocha approached the Court of Appeal to set aside the decision and till now, the matter is still undecided.
... The nation

Gracyel:
You are welcome .... What's ur fb name BTW?

Will send u an Fb mssg with this moniker

Gracyel:
You guys have truly made my day. My ribs are so cracked. Still laughing (the suya joke got me laughing hard. I was guilty of that as a kid) .... I had to screen grab all of em.

Sent u an Fb friend request. Thanks for accepting

sandrahnaub:
pls dnt kill my vibe, leave Dz thread

Nice one sweety.
This one for him