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FL Gators:
Which nylon? Are we going to Publix tomor?

lol. what does that mean?

bluespice:
oh fu[i]c[/i]k you man
for real, f-u-c-k you

Yes o. I agree. The guy is very useless. Don't mind him. Are u ok sha?

FL Gators:
What? Are you also a virgin?
Thought someone could tell me what those lyrics meant

Yes o. Me virgin. Do u want to tear the nylon?

FL Gators:
^{Some say s/e/x is overrated, but they just aint doing it right.
I keep it interested baby just take them clothes off
Wake up in the middle of the night and take you to another world
You wake up in the morning feeling like another girl.}

Didnt even recognize myself

wtf?

dayokanu:
Moderators,

Why is the result of the game not on the front page like we normally do on NL?

na paddy paddy . . ask Mukina abeg?

platinumnk:
Omg the hottest boy in school walked me to class  
Im still cherishing the moment!
even 3 flights of stairs and still waited for a hug!

this is serious

haha. did u let him "tap current?

Did you speeded when u were came here?

home sweet home

chamotex:
Who can help me ask 'How Market' with a Ghanian accent?

 How mekket?

If all go as planned bayern Munich should complete the English expulsion from the cl tomorrow  

dayokanu, over to u  

Messi is too fukn special!!!   almunia torros  

We're just waiting for arsenal to go for broke. Then we'll go for the death blow. At times like this I'm glad rijkaard isn't in charge anymore. The guy pushes forward with everything everytime. Cost us a few times.

Yaya has been extremely sloppy.

chei!! See as boys dey plan messi demise. Una no good o. Yeeparipa  

Ibime:
All y'all Premiership featherweights need lessons from Chelsea on how to play Barca.

Iniestaaaa!!!!!!!  

yes!!!!

Haha. A-40 don mad o  I read some comments on this thread and Im grateful most people aren't as superficial as the posters. Because person no blow grammar him no fit get sense abi? Because him no go school him no fit entertain people? Because he be "Loki" make him no chase him dream again? What a jagbajantical balderdash. 

Infact if your father does not have three beemers u can't contribute to the mixtape. Abeg,  Music is only for the "Behind". 

@ Hj abeg u no go vex. Haven't been home in days so all I have is my phone. I can't download from facebook. If u send it to my gmail account I can hear it and I'll get at u asap.

Ure welcome my broda. Thanks o. I was surprised u hadn't heard it. It's been up for almost two weeks now. Sexuality section don consume ur time finish

ayettymama:
krayola im gna *ignore* u from now on

oya sorry nah. U know Jesus won't approve of u ignoring me. Oya come let's hug and be friends.

ayettymama:
krayola wat are u on abt

im askin a question here??

here i was thinkin someone was gna mention those that actually did go to harvard! o well!

I'm on about this nonsense high horse u, and some other posters, are sittin on, trying to paint people as "beneath you" because u don't like their music. It's absolutely retarded IMO.

It's kinda pathetic u actually are convinced that throwing around names of classical composers and Ivy league institutions may suggest to people that u are refined. WTF does harvard have to do with being a good musician? First it was Michael Jackson, then it was about lyrics, now about socio-economic status and where u went to school.

your argument can't stand on it's own merit. It's bull$hit and I can smell it from thousands of miles away.

Where did Orlando owoh go to school? Which car did his daddy drive? Sunny ade nko? U do know that burying one's head inside cosmo does not necessarily improve one's iq, right?  

I wonder how educated Michael Jackson was. Harvard phd at least
Marvin Gaye was from Beverly hill 90210. Got a Ferrari for his 16th birthday.
These people just dey yarn dust.

mike oscar:
, Like this baje. BTW Kryola, you be Yoruba man from Ogun state?

haha. I be Lagos boy o. Parents from ondo. But nothin do Yoruba mehn. . Na oyinbo get dem language, we get every right to trample am to pieces. 

eastOFwest:
@ Krayola "Put the hegg in the ot hoil". LMFAO

That Iju is so fugged up!

haha. Which one is "iju" again o? Abeg come edumicate me make I learn new grammar. I no want make queen Elizabeth of nairaland come call me Loki. My self esteem go plummet. 

Pidgin is our lingua Franca o. Go to any market in any big city and let me know what language u hear most. Oyinbo language no sweet so we remix am. Pidgin na guyman English. U better ja si 

Goodnite o.

Haha repent for what?

I can't send it yet, Not home till tomorrow.

@flgators. Yeah . . I will send it to that imaginary email address I have for u. Wait o. It's comin.

@ streetwise I dey fear to do collabo with u o. U go take big grammar scattabalance my head  anyway sha, wikipedia and dictionary dey. . Me sef I fit plagiarized small grammar. Select a beat and I will meet u at the library. . Abi, studio. 

@ chiogo. Flgators sang for me and her voice was so deep that her bosoms and butt  just started viBrating vigorously. I want her to sing again and again, but it sure ain't for the song. 

@ elrazur. The extended beat u sent me still has your adlibs on it. The stuff u said after the hook. I can't record over your voice so ull have to clear that space up. My verse is on a whole different vibe from urs but I think I have a hook that can hold it all together. We just have to come up with a third verse that that will make it all work. I was thinking we should do a back and forth where we spit two bars each back to back. The hook is kinda like a disclaimer, with each of us scolding the other for talking too much and it'll end with "ol boy, na u get your mouth". Some may find my verse offensive and I don't want to implicate u. Me I no send anybody I go talk my own 

If u can send the beat again tomorrow I'll record a rough cut and post it so people can hear and offer suggestions and new ideas.

@ all.  Please we don't Just need your ratings and grading. We need your ideas and suggestions. Coming in here and giving us a mark out of ten is useless to us if we don't know what issues u have with it. Abeg make una take small time tell us wetin u think in some detail. Tain-q very mosh.

@ofokaofoki Please send to my gmail. I'm using my phone so can't download. Thanks

@ IMO that stuff is definitely not wack. I like it o. . . I think we need a different hook on it tho.  Nice job jare. For ur first try that's not bad at all. Most people don't sound convincing on the mic at first but u came across quite well. Abeg make I drop One pidginized verse on top am. 

Abeg ofokaofoki and elrazur make una carry ur beef go somewhere else. This thread is for fun and creativity abeg. No bring negative energy come here nitori olorun. And if u really wan beef u guys should make diss tracks and yab each other to pieces.  

Everybody shout alleluia.  

Anything can happen in fooball. Sometimes u play well and lose. Sometimes the other team has the game of their lives.

Either ways, arsenal should be out by tomorrow night.

Like we can't find nonsense lyrics in songs from the past. Una no get point, abeg.

make we hear word. If u don't like the music go and buy newspaper. Na by force?

Please go on. . . Can't get enough of ur brilliance.