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In tupac's voice.......

I see no changes...

All i see is races,faces......

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Thirteen years! Oh Lord,please may her marriage last for ever just like mine.

Umuaka nke a sef! Smh.........

She's even smoking cigarettes like tonto....

End time tins

Many of us are suffering and smiling.........

God help us!

My dear,u're correct.

My DH would prefer to buy clothes for his daughter in Abuja with high costs while the same clothes goes for cheaper amounts in owerri.

He says the cheaper one in owerri is the fake one. In Abuja,the cost of renting a shop is higher than the cost of renting a shop in owerri hence the need for the Abuja people to increase the prices of their goods. The cost of the shop would be included in the cost of the goods they sell.

My cousin came back from the states after ten years and wanted to register companies. He asked me how much it would cost to register a company and i stupidly quoted the normal figures (25,000 naira for 1 million naira share capital which was for all the payments i had to make at CAC )thinking i was doing my cousin a favour.

He contacted some other lawyers he knew who gave him triple the amount.(he paid 150,000 naira each for three companies of 1million naira share capital not express o. It took up to 4 weeks for his documents to be ready!) He left me and went ahead to register the company with those other guys because in his mind,for me to have given him low prices,maybe i didn't know my onions!

I wrote down all the funny things my daughter used to say when she was smaller but have forgotten most of them......

Tinkerbew- tinkerbell

Gedin morn- golden morn

Jesus Christ of zayaneth- Jesus Christ of Nazareth ( her name is Zara and she calls herself Zaya so that's where the "zayaneth"came from)

I want to gink tea- i want to drink tea.

"Mum, grandma cooked pepper" referring to the stew grandma made with excess pepper!

I don't want table-table - i don't want vegetable

I'll come back with more......

Which kain question be this

It won't happen to me though but O.P choose between these two answers:
1. Pray for him until he repents or


2. KICK HIS STEEWPID ARS.E OUT ON THE STREETS WHERE HE BELONGS WITH HIS HARLOTS!!!!

See osho free!!!

Na dat one dey sweet pass.

kreami diva: https://www.nairaland.com/1495657/clara-chime-under-house-arrest-imposed#19145783

This world is terrible o.

I knew Clara way back in Abia State University. She was calm and easy going. Na wah oooo

chaircover: We are all learning

Please what is the name of this permanent medical condition? Thank you

He's being selfish oooo. there is nothing God cannot do. let him hold on and look onto God.

Unu nile emebiela!

Ka chi boo.

Rotflmao

tushkeed: Different news have been stirring up on social media and
everyone has been wondering if there’s been any affair
between Chelsea FC player Mikel Obi and popular actress
Rita Dominic.
Recently there was a photo of both of them in London.
Rita was said to have run into Mikel and the two posed for
a snapshot.
This got tongues wagging as to how the two could
accidentally ran into each other being that many
Nollywood celebrities have been in London without
running into anyone let alone Mikel who has a tight
schedule.
However, osun defender claim that the duo (mikel and
Rita) do not seem to be just normal friends as pictures of
them hanging out in different places have been seen and
it’s not just the pictures but the kind of intimacy shown in
the pictures.
[b]According to one of Mikel’s aides, he was sent to go scout
for good expensive ring. [/b]He also made it clear that Mikel
hasn’t been known with so many women, so all fingers
point at Rita Dominic. He also flew alone to Abuja
immediately after the Sunday game, and he has been
sighted with Rita two times afterwards.
Recall that the actress recently claimed in an interview
that the media destroyed her past relationships and would
because of that not flaunt her ‘lover’ before the media at
the moment.

See pics here>
www.9japride.com/mikel-obi-ready-marry-rita-dominic/

The bolded got me laughing.

An aide sent to scout for engagement ring Sounds funny!

chymystique: Ai know that et wnt last .. They ve evn agreed to ve a prenup acc to tmz.com.. For me the best hubby for kim is Jonathan Cheban! I knw he is hurt.. Chai after waitn all diz yrs and doin boi boi :-\

Hahaha.... no be small boy boy! I just pity him.

Awwww! I like.........

But his crotc.h area looks swollen or are my eyes deceiving me

Why did he pass out

Gay and lesbian!

Dude is sleep deprived! Nwata nwanyi don fuc.k the shit out of him the previous day.

@ ayab and enkoby, i had my C.S in Prime Hospital Port Harcourt. The are specialists in C.S. One of the best in P.H.One thing that comes to be considered mainly is the patient's pain thresh hold. I think my pain thresh hold is low and therefore makes me feel even the slightest pain.

The entire process took about 20 minutes and i was awake all through the procedure. But immediately the anesthesia wore off,hmmm....my eyes opened!


I was induced in my first pregnancy and didn't find it funny hence my decision to opt for elective C.S.

The way he grab "those girls" after the party eh....... hmmm

Kanwulia: Hmmm!
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@ sparkle, when i read your post,i laughed! There are abusive men who know all the agberos in the area. He has them on his pay roll. Na that kind man you wan call agbero for? Its dicey my dear. While some people may get away with that kind of approach,many would pay dearly with their lives (sometimes). Its scary.

50calibre: Lol you saw that tautology?? Funny how guys have better understanding of the female anatomy that the females do.

Lol..... i no sabi wetin i mean sef! The discomfort was too much for me to understand that womb and uterus na d same thing......

Awwww! I know how you feel. The pain no be small thing o.

For some reason,i opted for elective C.S. After the surgery,my eyes saw my ears! I couldn't
laugh the way i wanted,i couldn't sleep well because i had to always carry my stomach whenever i wanted to change positions on the bed. My uterus was still dancing up and down in my tommy.Urinating was a problem.

Hmmm......baby is 9 months now and i can't remember most of the things i went through! God is indeed wonderful.

Its only a matter of time before you start being your normal self. Take things easy and don't stress too much.

God be with you.

Never mind my dear. Shit happens.

Btw,i dreamt that you visited me and you were pregnant. Who give you that belle

P.S ^{that dream was some days before i got down with malaria o.}

Queen Eliza.... fine legs.

Tiwa i like

Mary J. Blige i admire.....

Saved for offline reading.

Will comment later...

Brb!