on getting home dad nd mum were bck 4rm travel with his sisters. . .
jerry: hey dad, mum u'r bck 4rm kinqdom
mum: swit heart. . .hw u nd hw was sku?
jerry: fyn mum, u quys didnt cum bck wid dose 2 cats. . .
lilian: we heard u, kidoh
lara: who were u calling cat, u v started havin mind na abi (as she hug jerry)
jerry: miss u switheart
lara:miss u too baby boy
lilian trying to be jealous cut in
lilian: u didnt miss me abi, issokay i wil manage
jerry: i do ni
lilian: den wat r u stil doing there? wil u cum here nd gv me a hug
jerry tried to go to her wen his fone rang. . . guess who called, MTN CUSTOMER CARE
Jerry:mtchew . . . lilian i love u nd mis u biq lil
lilian: me too hunnie <to dad> do u fink jerry wil bcum fat as u re?
dad: lol of course yes. or dont u biq man
jerry: yes dad i wud lov to so dat i wont cheat mah wife with smal qalz
mum:lol who tod u ur dady cnt tke a kid gal as gf
lara: lol dady want to kil somebody's dauqhter
jerry: gud u guyz r home cux it been borinq 4 me
lara: wah ov ur qalz
tbc

ass class rep raised her hands
ese:excuse me sir, i wana say smthnq
principal: ok
ese: some guyz who were too rouqh came tew d birthday also, i believe dy wud v bin d one involve in such doinqz
principal: is ok, but class rep, u nd ur ass re to see me after 2mao's break
leo: yes sir.

(bell rinqz 4 closure)
jerry, bambi, nelson, chika nd maxwel started walking towards d sku park wen someone called on chika tew wait 4 him
bambi: catcher, i like dat gal wey dem dy call ese
nelson: y u dy tellam abi na im babe?
bambi: afa u nur knw say ese dy put eye on jerry ehn nel
jerry: u don start abi. . . abeg nur let pipo hearam oo
maxwel: my dad is here, c u guys 2mao
nelson: ok, na u sabi speak enqlish abi
maxwel: dat y we r in sku
jerry: dnt mind dis werey
maxwel left.. nd jerry brouqht his iphone 6s out nd called his driver
to cum pick him up
(liqht fade)

bambi:jerry afa hope say dis man no wan be our physic teachr
jerry: make we hear first na sho
principal: you stand up there(pointinq to jerry)
jerry stands up. . .
principal: u r nt afraid dat i am hear nd u r toking, wat r u toking about nd who were u toking to
bambiwhispering) afa nur call me o
jerry: sir, dis young man sitted nxt to me was asknq me if u brouqht our new physic teacher
(the whole class started mumbering nd shouting nooo)
principal: shut up evribody nd u next to him stand up...
bambi stood up
principal to bambi: wat mkes u fink dat dis is ur new physic teacher
bambi: m sori sir but we v always waited 4 d new physic teacher u promise tew bring to us. sir
principal: ok dnt wori, i vnt 4qot but dat nt y iam here so sit down.
*to d class* do u knw dis man standing b4 me?
odi: hw we go tke knw
class: lol, hahahahahahaha
(odi is d biggest nd dullest boy in d full sku)
principal: ok dis is mr benyeogor, d fada of angella, if u knw u were in angella's house yday, stand up
tbc

*in d classroom*
ese the fmale class captain came to d front role nd made an announcement
ese: gud morninq class, pls all the s.u members re expected to summit their siqninq book to d su president today durinq break, also yesterday was angella's birthday but sometin hppnd there which we all who went there r goin to be questned after sku today xo no one is expected to go home after closure. fnk u.
jerry: (stood up to meet ese) hello f**ker
ese: swit heart. . . u didnt cum tew d party wat hppned
jerry: humph mayb God Knew smthnq wil happn nd didnt allow, wat rili happned
ese: dont knw yet but i heard angella's dad came to sku to mke complaint on smthnq.
jerry: eya hope u pipo did nt go to his dad's room to bleep ooo (lauqhinq)
ese: lol u re mad, i was think...( she hasnt finished wen d math teacher walked in)
teacher: evribody get set 4 d class nd u <pointn to jerry> go bck to ur sit man
(teaching commence nd liqht fade)
after 4hrs in class, d principal walked in to ss2 wit a fat nd serious face man
tbc

bambi: oh beauty pls dish it out jhoor
jerry: her name is lizzy nt beauty stewpid
bambi: do u mind iffah help u out in d dishinq
<lizzy d house qal cudnt say anyfin, mayb bcus small oga dy there>
jerry to lizzy: dish it out but 4 onli me ok
lizzy: yes sir
bryson: guy u dy madt abi, *to lizzy* abeg dish it out 4 all of us jhoor
jerry: una don bcum my responsibility abi.
* * * * *
(monday morninq)
jerry woke up to prepare for sku
jerry: eboh pls call me d driver to cum pick me up to sku
eboh: ok sir
<jerry wore his white starched botton up shirt nd his red tie den e tucked in wit his pens red trouser nd his polished black shoe, den he knockam wit his red fited suit nd his golded colour google spec#jerry to qo well>
eboh:d driver don ready sir jerry
jerry put his bag into d car nd he entered then dy drove to sku.
(in sku)
d car entered d sku compound nd jerry came down wit his ultimate catchie smile, and walked to d assembly ground wit his iphone 6s in his hand.
tbc

jerry opens his phone and saw the text anqella sent to him
(angella:am having a make over party at my house, do well to come)
jerry: mtchewwww, i nur dy go abeg jhoor, una go church today, NO nd tomoro na sku, in short u pipo r mad sef
bambi: u r mad too, u go church today sef, no, inshort u re stupid
bryson: afa j catcher mke we go jhoor, d party go make sense oo, amanda nd kathy dy cum o
nelson: leavam mke him dy form saint
bambi: by 8pm meet us 4 oscar d rivolt ok
jerry: mke una nur too put hope oo, my dad nd mum fit cum bck tomoro morninq.
bambi: dat una round ass house qal dy arround abi..
jerry: ur old mama, na be our house help nw, u dy craze. . . i nur wan c u enta my house dy tok to my house gal oo
nelson: cum jerry, u dy Bleep her self?
bambi & bryson: help me ask am oo
bambi: u nur fit enta bros, allow me to open dat her yansh neh
jerry: bring my gucci panx toniqht cum oscar d rivolt oh
(lizzy, d house gal walks in with her big ass booming d earth)
lizzy: sir i am done wit d food, shud i dish it?

Episode 2
(sunday Eveninq)
Jerry Was just sitted outside his father's house... make una nur vex abeg, (jerry na one tall chocolate skin nd jelly curl hair with dimple anytime wen him smile.. him papa na Ex Min of education, mumsi na lecturer, na him be d only boy, den 2qirls nd dem con be twins join, jerry na d last kid sha nd him dy ss2, him knw book wella)
*bambi, bryson, nelson entered his compound nd called him by their qanq nickname*
bryson: the catcher
bambi: our catcher of d year
jerry: bambi hope say u cari my gucci panx cum oo, no use me play
bryson: afa catcher na, u neva say mke we sit, u don dy ask of panx, na wa u ooo
nelson: nur mindam, na mumu him be
bambi: baba ur panx don enta voice mail, my big man like d panx na im con wearam commot
nelson: nawa ur own man oh<tokin to bambi> dah guy dy like ur tins wey nur be ur own oo
bryson: lol ooo no mindam wit him biq belle nd small neck
jerry: sufa go kill dem, anyway wic way na
nelson: ur fada way, u dy craze abi, u nur read d text
tbc

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Hi Nairalanderz. . .
M Krespo #krespo_whyte
kindah ready tew qv ah cool story for d famz mhen!!

Episode 1
(sunday Morninq)
jerry Came out of his room after stressinq himslf out in a birthday party. . he took his iphone 6s(una knw say babes dem nur dy use eye guy wey get iphone) nd made a cal.l
who was he calling sef?
jerry: hello bambi afana
bambi: idiot, why u go wake me up dis kind morning wen i dy stressed out ehn abi u dy mad
jerry: mumu u knw wetin be time, na 11;20am nd u dy tok rubbish
bambi: ok wetin u want sef wey mk u dy call me sef.
jerry: i want my gucci panx wey i leave 4 ur house, u fit bringam 4 me
bambi: (annoyed already) ur papa!! (nd he switched off d fone)
jerry: (with much annoyance) dis boy cut my call like say na im call me, no yawa mke i call bryson sef
(beepinq bryson's line, one mumu woman con answer d call nd say
woman: the airtel number u dialed is switched off, pls try again later)
oh God, wic kind frnds i get sef (he jumped back to his bed