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LiteratureRe: The 20 Target (+18) by krissconnect(op):
Episode 3... The Childhood Experience




The childhood experiences had tremendous effect on me as I grew up. its shaped the way I talked, the way I reasoned and mainly my behaviour. You remember those experiences you had, and when flashed across your memory, you either regret having them or deny you had them. those moments you feel so carefree running around the whole street in your newly purchased rainbow pants, obviously just to impress your mates.

"Ugo, see my new pant oo, see rainbow colours" I remembered yelling in ecstasy as I breezed past Ugo.

driving the wheel of a "long-journey" bicycle beckoning on passengers to enter for conveyance, acting papa and mama with that favourite girl you've wanted to stay beside all day. On such occasions, I will always force my way to Chinwe, a rather older girl, a little bugger than me and a little matured. This girl broke my virginity, I don't know how you determine a virgin boy but am sure I had a romp with her, down the dark corridor, in their squeaky bed. it all went down. but that a story for another day.

I was going to talk about how I ran away from my 2 classmates who intended on getting me laid at home. my childishness really eclipsed me and made me miss what was supposed to be a debut party for a 15years old potential playboy.

it was on a Saturday, a warm afternoon, not cold, neither hot, just in between. Mum had gone to the market with my little siblings visiting my cousin a little distance from our home. I stayed home to finish the chores assigned to me before I could leave to play football with Nedu and co. I was halfway with the scrubbing when I heard a soft knock at the door. my instinct was a crazy one though because before I rushed to open the door, I hesitated. Then on opening the door, lo and behold, standing before me were two delicious girls.

"Maryjane? Precious?" I said in exclamation, like I was really asking a question.
"you won't let is in?" maryjane said letting out a naughty smile.

then I realised I've been standing there speechless, clutching at the wooden door for a minute. I watched as both girls walked swaying their waist past me into the room.

Maryjane was a bit chubby, but not the type you can easily breeze pass in a racing competition. she was sexy, her cute yellow paw paw laps short through her mini skirts. one could easily see her thighs. she was irresistible.

Precious was a dark skinned sexy girl, had the body of an athlete, her pairs of round breast popped slightly off her loosed top revealing her ebony cleavage. she could demonstrate her sexy approaches in the public, why I stayed off her then. I knew I was in for it today.
*note* I was not the wild Playboy yet, I only had sex once but that was a longtime from my 15th birthday.

Slowly I walked through the corridor into the room, I met the two girls lying in the bed. Maryjane adjusted and sat at the age of the bed while Precious only shot me a quick glance, which suggested I shouldn't issue a get-off-the-bed plea.
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LiteratureRe: The 20 Target (+18) by krissconnect(op): 4:50pm On Jun 11, 2017
Next update at 7pm
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LiteratureRe: The 20 Target (+18) by krissconnect(op): 4:47pm On Jun 11, 2017
Chipappii:
Me, me..
My boss
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LiteratureRe: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by krissconnect(m): 4:39pm On Jun 11, 2017
https://www.nairaland.com/3854499/20-target-18
I started my own story. I hope u guys follow
LiteratureRe: The 20 Target (+18) by krissconnect(op): 4:25pm On Jun 11, 2017
Who is following... cool
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LiteratureRe: The 20 Target (+18) by krissconnect(op):
Episode 2.... Chinedu


Chinedu, a lanky boy who tons around 40kg was my special adviser in women affairs, this boy has decided not to live up to his parents expectations in academics, hence his professionalism in women affairs was applauded by me. If he can't be useful here,he of course can be at the wrong side. Quite tactical in dealing with girls, Nedu hardly got himself involved like I did.

I met him during my 14th birthday, a memorable incident which had me really flying, getting turns from quite a number of girls who graced my invitation, as the host,I really had this cozy feeling of being pointed at and said.. "He's the celebrant".
There were about quite a handful of girls, ones older than me and only a few younger than. I was only 14 but my memory was flooded with nudity which could scare even the devil.

I sat at a corner observing as the girls danced to an afro pop music banging in the background, I decided i wasn't really going to throw myself at the mercy of any girl but something really caught my eyes. She was a bodily moderate but her ass which wildly shot through her tight denim skirt gave me a quick smirk. You know my affiliation to a robust ass, especially when it is carefully placed on a young moderate body. This got me, the way she swayed her waist to and fro, her not-so-large but well-rounded pair of breast dangling like a swing pendulum , you know the one used in physics lab, yes!,exactly that type. Then she started twerking, her roman ass popping up so quick, sending hot streams of blood through my spine. I started imagining smacking that ass making it dance to my own rhythm, not the rhythm of the Afro pop music.

" Chiboy, this must not pass you by" I heard my head saying...

All my attention went on her, I couldn't get my gaze off to avoid stories that touch...
it was hardly 8pm when people started leaving, I noticed she was a bit tipsy when I approached her, she was smelling of alcohol but I didn't care. it was romantic even.

"Hi beautiful" I said forcing my voice to be heard
She turned and I realised she was trying to force the alcohol from having its way.
"Hello" She replied slowly
"My names Chiboy and I hope you wouldn't mind if I call you beauty" I tried sounding interesting.
"I wouldn't mind except you ain't flattering me"
"hell no, I'm not, you beauty radiates like the morning sun, if you can assist me outside, its dark there but am sure your face will illuminate it"
"hahaha, now I know you're flattering me"
In a space of 2 minutes, she was following me out of the hall. we had hardly gone a few steps when we heard a voice calling after us.

"Alice, where are you going to?" It was a boy, tall and lanky, even in the dark I noticed he has a funny face which can get any girl giggling.
"No where, I was only... before she could finish, he dragged her pulling her along.
" hey, boy, what is your problem?" I shouted after him like a child whose meat was forcefully taken from him
"my name is chinedu, you go home and thank your parents for getting you a not-so-good birthday celebration" He said as they disappeared in the dark.

I didn't know if I was to cry, scream, run after them or send a wild curse after that lanky idiot for denying me such delicious food. I only bit my lips and went away thinking...
"he probably is her boyfriend"
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LiteratureThe 20 Target (+18) by krissconnect(op):
Episode 1.. The 20 Target


My name is Chiboy, an averaged height fair complexioned guy who's got an eye for beautiful souls. The kind of souls you can see and can touch, the kind you can feel and eat your way satisfied, the kind of souls that let you out in the wild wind, chasing wild geese and not getting enough, the kind I committed myself to. King Solomon was the title most of my crazy friends gave me cos of my raunchy activities with girls, my romp sex escapades, flirtatious lifestyle and an unending quest for a cave enclosed under a skirt, pant, undies...whatever you name it. My particular love for big asses led me in, seeking for numerous adventures even amongst married women,or do I say milf? Yea, you heard me right, married women.

I also took up this challenge of hitting about 20 different girls or on 20 different occasions before I retire. How my story got the name The 20 Target.

It all happened on an evening, i decided to stroll out with Nedu, Stanley, Ugo and Ikenna. we were walking down a narrow path humming in unison to a song when we saw a girl walk pass us. She had an ass like a ball of calabash, more similar to a truck load of trailer, her breast hung in a come-and-get-me plea. Her thighs suggested a kg of meat weighing 15kg, however she wasn't fat, she only looked so appetizing and sex appeasing.

"Hi Stanley" she smiled as she walked by
"Naughty girl" Stanley stroke her ass and giggled.

"Holy shit! Stanley?" I screamed in awe
"Yes? I bleeped her the 5th time" Stanley said still giggling.
he continued, I already bleeped 18 girls on 18 different occasions, I bet none of you can beat that" he said sarcastically.

"18 times?" we screamed in unison.
"I'll beat you to that Stanley, I'll set a new record of 20 girls, I'll hit em 20" I said boasting.
"Hahaha, someone wants to die prematurely" it was Nedu..
"I already hit a 4, I have a 16 to set a new record" I said drawing a 16 in the air.

Stanley was the naughtiest boy in our midst, so crazy and can get any girl at the snap of his fingers, he led me into this. this was the new challenge, I knew it was difficult but I needed something to boast of. hitting up 20 different girls or on 20 different occasions.
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RomanceRe: Gender Equality: What Women Should Expect by krissconnect(op): 10:28am On Jun 11, 2017
jhudit:
Address what she said, can you also start menstrauting, carrying pregnancies and breastfeeding too?
I already stated that in my post.
RomanceRe: Gender Equality: What Women Should Expect by krissconnect(op): 6:02am On Jun 11, 2017
vikiylove:
Getting men pregnant.. grin grin grin grin grin... You must be one of those broke boys who doesn't know a thing...

Men should start menstruating as well and carrying pregnancies as well..

Mtchewwww
Don't you think you can state your opinion without being insulting. I'm neither broke nor idle, I work and am satisfied with myself.
RomanceGender Equality: What Women Should Expect by krissconnect(op): 8:55pm On Jun 10, 2017
I'm not a misogynist, I rather have a soft spot for women but when I hear or read about women clamouring for gender equality, I can only imagine the level of their ignorance, so to say. They suddenly forget that there are myriads of responsibilities awaiting them if such is bound to occur. I decided to carefully enlist such responsibilities to see how far they can go with them.

1. They will start paying for groom price: Man's superiority has geared him towards making the proposal and a bid eventually in the quest for marriage, if however women want to measure up to men in rating, they should start paying for groom price.

2. Paying for dates: it has been the culture that men pay during dates, cultivate the attitude of spend spree as a sort of a responsibility. Women should however start observing the same ritual if they want gender equality. The should pay for dates, take their men to car depots, gift them with a nice car, pay their tuition fees for those whose boyfriends are students... Etc

3. Getting men pregnant: I don't know how this will work sha, it is laughable but if they want that equality, they should get on their men, ride him and get him pregnant, have him carry that pregnancy for 9 months, run around the streets buying pampers and all sorts for a newborn.

4. Proposing to their men: You see the man putting off his ego either in gardens, malls, cinema, public places just to propose to his woman while kneeling. I bet women can do this, if they want gender equality, they shouldn't be reminded its part of ritual in getting down on their knees and saying to the man.. "will you marry me?"

5. Changing the mode of creation: You know when God created Adam(man), he made eve(woman) from one of the ribs of Adam(man). And then if they want equality, they should go back to God and ask that Adam be created from the ribs of Eve.

Our women should appreciate the position they're in, and not clamour for what heeds no meaning.
LiteratureRe: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by krissconnect(m): 4:47pm On Jun 08, 2017
I will personally deal with that page. Bro you took me off my ghostmode. U really inspired me to start writing again.
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Juventus Vs Real Madrid: UCL Final (1 - 4) On 3rd June 2017 by krissconnect(m): 3:08pm On Jun 03, 2017
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Juventus Vs Real Madrid: UCL Final (1 - 4) On 3rd June 2017 by krissconnect(m): 2:57pm On Jun 03, 2017
Final score.
Juventus 2 vs 1 R. madrid
PoliticsRe: Expect Surprises In Power Supply Growth, Fashola Tells Nigerians by krissconnect(m): 10:16am On May 31, 2017
Another campaign promise?
EventsRe: A Nairalander Celebrates Her Birthday With Kids(Pictures) by krissconnect(op): 11:08am On May 24, 2017
Happy born day optional1

EventsRe: A Nairalander Celebrates Her Birthday With Kids(Pictures) by krissconnect(op): 11:04am On May 24, 2017
More .....

EventsRe: A Nairalander Celebrates Her Birthday With Kids(Pictures) by krissconnect(op): 11:00am On May 24, 2017
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EventsA Nairalander Celebrates Her Birthday With Kids(Pictures) by krissconnect(op):
On the 23rd of May, 2017,a memorable day coupled with fun filled packages, Miss Optional1 celebrated her birthday.

Quite an enthusiastic lady whose affinity for kids is second to none. We nairalanders in uno vox wish you unending happiness cum gratias plena vitae. I personally pray you marry a Mark Zukerberg.

Cc: lalasticlala

EducationRe: Fire Outbreak At University Of Uyo Law Faculty Today (pics) by krissconnect(m): 10:49pm On May 16, 2017
DAT must be a guys room. See bottles of beer.. Wawwuuu
RomanceRe: Funny Facts About Being A Nigerian(pictures) by krissconnect(op): 7:47pm On May 16, 2017
missnawty:
I was here grin
Chat between me and my mumsy.

Me; mumy I miss you

Mum; Tayo you Will not miss me in Jesus mighty name amen

Me; shocked shocked

Lmaooooo I still can't stop laffing grin like mum commoooooonnnnn
Lol. I can relate.
Me: mummy am sick
Mum: lie lie,you're not sick. Say I'm not sick,say it seven times...
RomanceRe: Funny Facts About Being A Nigerian(pictures) by krissconnect(op): 7:43pm On May 16, 2017
12. U sure say pesin wet do this go make heaven so? How you wan make that seed of mango grow. U don chop all the nutrient comot.. Chain..diaris god oo



Cc: lalasticlala mynd44

RomanceRe: Funny Facts About Being A Nigerian(pictures) by krissconnect(op): 7:41pm On May 16, 2017
11. Nigerians eh? U see person on top blood, gasping for breathe,u still dey ask weda na accident. Oripapa ode,no, d guy wan flex on top pool of blood for car. Mtcheww

RomanceRe: Funny Facts About Being A Nigerian(pictures) by krissconnect(op): 7:39pm On May 16, 2017
10. Who remembered the Ebola menace? I patronize handkerchief sellers tire. I even repent instantly.

RomanceRe: Funny Facts About Being A Nigerian(pictures) by krissconnect(op): 7:36pm On May 16, 2017
9. That mumu will be forming ITK for class so teacher go like am notice am.
'Sir, it seems you have forgotten that assign....
See as goons go hold am for mouth,threaten beating...

RomanceRe: Funny Facts About Being A Nigerian(pictures) by krissconnect(op): 7:34pm On May 16, 2017
8. They can fear cockroach but they can never fear 'I'm breaking up with you'

RomanceRe: Funny Facts About Being A Nigerian(pictures) by krissconnect(op): 7:32pm On May 16, 2017
6. Who else noticed?

RomanceRe: Funny Facts About Being A Nigerian(pictures) by krissconnect(op): 7:30pm On May 16, 2017
5. Nigerian parents love seeing the toothpaste in this level. I guess it contains the balanced diet.

RomanceRe: Funny Facts About Being A Nigerian(pictures) by krissconnect(op): 7:27pm On May 16, 2017
4. Nigerian mums are the best. But a pain on the ass most Times. When you think you're done with washing the plates to join your gang in street football,mama comes with more plates... Ayele oo ibosi oo

RomanceRe: Funny Facts About Being A Nigerian(pictures) by krissconnect(op): 7:25pm On May 16, 2017
3. Who is guilty of this? Especially when the chicken is flamboyantly fried.

RomanceRe: Funny Facts About Being A Nigerian(pictures) by krissconnect(op): 7:18pm On May 16, 2017
2. Mama be like : Ngozi if a boy touches you,you'll get pregnant oo.
Mama sees you talking with a boy down the street... She be like...

RomanceFunny Facts About Being A Nigerian(pictures) by krissconnect(op): 7:15pm On May 16, 2017
1. This one is quite popular among our Nigerian footballers, musicians and most slay mamas who will do anything to get married.

TravelRe: Fatal Accident At Abuja Junction, Kaduna (Disturbing Photos) by krissconnect(m): 11:42am On May 09, 2017
IpobExposed:
Why should foam come our from someone hit by a car mouth grin this Liepods biafrans and PDP criminals are always looking for a way to discredit Buhari shame on you guy. Use a better Photoshop next time.



Sai Baba
U might be needin medical attention, dont u think?

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