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curvilicious:
Ur guess is so bad u deserve 12mouth koboko for 3days

oops,my bad...ur signature?

curvilicious:
Thainchu my darling

Ure from edo,I hope my guess aint bad

curvilicious:
Merry merry Christmas

Very pretty, my spec

Happy birthday helenbee

refiner:
Not yet time oga!

Wonder me little wonder

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Frankdammy:
why do i hv dz feeling dat ade david is also cooking up som big shit behind anti's back... First, what news dd he tel toke and mercy, secondly he told toke dat anti is ill wheras he is nt and he is also going 4 d party yl anti isn't going... Lastly half of d grls in mercy ar tripping 4 him.. Mehn, i no go luv again o.

I'll be runnng down to okigwe to see my sidechiick for the xmas celebration. The main chick can wait

Happy xmas guys!

And on the 4th day, God created arsenal

firstking01:
Your emotions should be paramount to you first before her own...or maybe she's using you for a rebound, inshort i hate anything long distance relationship, i 'll urge you to break up...wait first, did you say she's in the varsity??...kai, guys una dey take risk sha, abeg, break up with her...how can you be somewhere hustling your ass out and one God4saking girl will be fvcking another guy with the money you sent her?...chai, and i been dey think say you be prominent romancelander that should be giving out such advice as this and not you falling victim...you hands mehhh.

My bad bro,bt truth is wen I met her,we wia in same town,we wia togeda for almost 3yrs,dats wen I fell inlove wit her n we started datin,until I left state for business deals. My bad I used to be a fvckboy,my bad.

KissChrix:
Saving My advice... This story is made up


You just want to hit fp

Not made up sir, and fp is not gonna credit me some currency. I just need a wider view of advice to my situation

Seems she hasn't discovered makeup yet.

Let me be brief and precise. She's a varsity student and I'm a business guy, we're both not in the same state currently and its been 2 years we saw each other, though we've been together for 3 years before I left for business. Point is, she acts like she doesn't care, doesn't call, no text, hardly chats, but each time I come up with getting tired of the relationship, she sounds too emotional and begs me.

Though I'm travelling down to spend the xmas with her, I told her we'll talk about it. But I really want to break up with her cos I hate emotional stress, whilst same time I'm afraid of how she's gonna feel when I tell her point black that I'm tired.

Please guys, how am I gonna do this without making her feel so terrible?
Mature advice please.

Fp lalasticlala please

Mhizbliss and I would have won best couple 2016 but she's still playing hard to get.

Hy refiner, is the man pregnant?

2. THE MISSIONARY:
Well, this position is actually mind blowing and relaxing. Crediting the both ends without suffering either. The girl lays in a vertical position in bed or on floor, spreads her legs out or hangs them on his shoulders, while the the guy goes on a kneeling position bent forward towards her, with hands on the floor or at her sides, and then front and back he goes... The missionary position gives absolute satisfaction to the girl and more effort is required of the guy to make this ultimate satisfaction come true.
Modified: it can either go different ways, lying flat on her stomach or enjoying the burden of carrying her legs on your shoulder

JuanDeDios:
Sex can be time-consuming, unless you're into sharp sharp - which is bad sex. If you're into Tantra and all that, pleasure is at a whole new level but the time spent goes up tenfold. Mind you, I'm not saying this isn't time well spent, especially since it enhances connection in a committed relationship which is well worth your time. I'm just listing time as a factor in sex.

But fine points, you made. Carry on.

Alright. Ure right bro.

Berlynn:
he is the Alpha nd Omega, the creator of the whole universe the bright morning star the father to the orphans nd husband to the widows ....

Ok. Thanks for derailing. But pls be well cultured.

JuanDeDios:
I am following. I have a question. It's a bit philosophical, but you asked for a question.

Sex is time-consuming, laborious and a quite frankly messy. Once you're done, you feel sated. Why do we keep craving it and going back to it?

Well, ure right. Sex is really strength sapping but definitely not time consuming. Now u shud know man is originally insatiable, whatever that gives man pleasure can never get him tired. Despite the amount of sex or number of rounds a man goes for sex, he can never be satisfied. Sex is adventuruous and man being an adventurous animal can never get tired of embarking on adventures, just to know better. I hope that answers u. Thanks for following. Updating soon

Who's following? If you got any question on any above, you're free to ask.
I'll be updating soon. I've got almost 20 sex positions with pictures.

1. The doggy:
Predictably number 1 right? Cool. While some swear heaven and earth that they cant dig a girls ass, that its approximately a gay act, believe you me, the doggy tops the number one sex position chart board. Make her bend over, either holding a chair or at the edge of a bed, the main point is, she must be on her knees bent over, go behind her and give it the best you can give. If other positions can make her moan hundreds, the doggy will make her moan thousands.

There are other pre-sex actions but we are done with these few.

Now I'll be talking about different sex positions. This will come so good that you don't wanna drop your cell phone. Just grab a packet of pop corn and a chilled coke and relax.
These sex positions come with pictures to give us clearer views on what you really want and how to make him or her go so crazy and want more. Some sex positions give you the edge, make you to go an hour or 30 minutes before you cum climax. Enjoy!

5. GIVING HEAD(Headies):
Girls come on, its sex. Ofcourse its dirty, but its worth every bit of it. Go down like a good girl and suck him like a naughty diana, you wanna hear him moan, don't you? Now grab the tool, stroke it hard, touch the tip softly and go down the balls, leak,leak,leak...as fast and as hard as you can, the hear him moan to your wish. You're in the right path, believe me.

NB; no picture

4. LEAKING THE KITTY-CAT:
Pretty explicit but worth it. Leaking every part of her kitty perfectly turns her on and sets her on the climax. Stick out your tongue, narrow-shape it for the gentlemanly or stick out wide for the wild-sex lords, then eat her kitty hungrily and fast, don't give a break until she's wet and her soft moan turns the roaring of thunder. She can never deny you an entrance if you're already in this pre-sex stage.

NB: no picture

3. KISSING THE LIPS:
This act is very common between partners. It ignites the appeal and sets the soul on fire, passing network signals to either of the partners service provider. Lock her lips in your's, bite the lower lip softly, magnet your tongue to hers and then make that soft moan which aggravates sexual pleasure. You can as well include some petty postures which stiffens the kissing act like hands firmly gripped to her buttocks, waist, neck etc, hands smartly fit in her laps. These petty postures help arouses sex appeal.

2. KISSING and LEAKING THE BODY:
Partners with a little concrete courage can go up straight with this action. Stick your tongue to any part of her body(most people start from the neck), start kissing and leaking her as much as you can, go hard, go soft, pay proper attention to her moan, be meticolous to the part that sets her intense, for her neck down to her shoulder, her hands, her back, her pelvic, her boobs, down to her laps and then travel in...the bed might start squeaking after all.

PRE-SEX ACTIONS

1. Hands and finger tracing:
This act looks so comfortable for the newbies. Courage still feeble, you can start with racing your hand over his/her body. (For guys)_from her neck to her shoulder, steadily and calmly but when the tempo gets high, you can act un-gentlemanly to enjoy hearing her soft moan, now go inbetween her boobs, a swift travel down her laps and then you can perfectly dig inside, now like a sex-lord. This action however to many leads to 'fingering'

Ofcourse, you don't expect me to start lecturing you on what sex is all about, if that's what you're thinking, then you shouldn't be seen in this thread. #peace.
This might get a little bit weird for the religious fanatics, but life itself is sexual, so please don't pour in your curse(s). I will go straight to the point.
I'll be talking on:
1. Pre-sex actions
2. Different sex positions with pictures
3. Things to do after sex
4. Fruits and foods to enhance your sexual prowess

So no size of cucumber could satisfy her again? Awon ti rere

Buhari why?

During Goodluck Jonathan's regime, when the country was plunge in crisis, he was however heavily criticised for attending his daughters wedding when the nation's economy was plummeting badly.
I wonder what the hypocrites have to say about Buhari attending his daughter's wedding when the economic status of the nation is in 0 PH value.

Christmas is barely a week to go and we all have our different plans in making this xmas a memorable one.

How and where do you plan spending yours?
Cc:lalasticlala