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Presh900:
OP, are you sure thats why she is avoiding you

I'm pretty sure. We alwes see around the office and I'm sure its cos of her colleagues seeing her. She shows interest anyway. But shyness won't let her loose

I've never experienced a heartbreak. Truth is,I avoid committing myself fully to any relationship. I however keep sidechicks to avoid getting the red when my gf ditches me.

We all must have experienced shy partners or crushes. I'm currently crushing on a shy girl, its been like 3 months now, very difficult approaching her cos anytime she sees me, she avoids me just cos she can't handle standing before me, prior to her shyness.

How are you handling/have handled a shy partner or crush? Was it a terrible or sweet experience?
Share your experience...

It is wrong for many keys to be able to open a keyhole.

Mr lala, except its outside nigeria,a girl can never pay during every date

falconey:
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U concentrated on the man's ass?

UrennaNkoli:
Stop saying nonsense. I spent more than a year in the phillipines where there are few blacks and I had some of the best moments of my life there. It depends on the county tho. Look at Nigeria where blacks are even racist to blacks (Nepotism in the ideal sense) . Its better for a white man or even something as low as Hispanic to be racist to me than for my fellow black fellow to be treating me anyhow.

Phillipines? Wow. My dream couuntry to study. Pls dear, can I pm u? Wanna know more bout the country's educational system and job opportunities while studying. Sorry am distubring u

Sandydayziz:
You saw my post.. Den ur empty skul collaborated with ur foolish hands to type one of ur hyprocritic comment...
You're so stupid, As a 12 yr old dat u are, u wouldn't be intelligent enough to understand any of my writeup..

You've been noticed!!!
Am not wasting 1 more kb for ur stupidness, besides
Exchanging words with u makes me feel partial to humanity... I never pick on the disabled...

Mo.ron swerve!!

This is brutal!

Cc: lalasticlala

Mutuwa:
In the world of relationships,the first person to call it off and treat it as off,is the winner.

A guy would only go through the aforementioned if he was jolted.what becomes of the girl, who was jolted in the first instance?

I think theirs would be more devastating than what the guy would do to create an impression of glee and moving on,because women are govern by curves of emotions and can do anything stupid to achieve a goal.

U read my topic at all? I said when I guy experiences a heartbreak which exactly means he was jolted. Abi u wan make common sense?

Airforce1:
My name in their mouth like toothpaste
everyday they got something new

That's why ure a celebrity bro. Sorry,I'll buy u lollipop

I'm not generalising. But its very common in guys. Either you're a victim of 1 or 2. Leggoo!

1. He turns an alcoholic addict instantly.
Most guys who see a decline of their wooing request as a shot on the head resort to staying up all night drinking, clashing with all sorts of spirits,beers and even blunts to calm nerves. This mostly happens when a guy goes through a heartbreak. Cc: airforce1

2. He turns a f*ckboy
Since Nkechi managed to cause him a heartbreak or femi declined his request, he adapts the status-quo, #teamf*ckboys. Any girl he sees appears to him a sex object, hoping to smash every ass and go for another, what we call hit_and_run. His slangs automatically becomes 'all girls are hoes'

3. He starts blackmailing her.
This particularly happens when a guy experiences a heartbreak. He makes sure he tarnishes her image using different means. The desperate ones starts releasing her unclad pix upandan the internet. The semi-desperate ones tells the neibourhood how she did 12 abortions in 12 months. Very pathetic.

4. He starts appearing flashy to make her feel jealous.
This happens in both situations. A guy that abhors wearing suit suddenly turns a suit lover just to appear flashy and classic. The low IQ ones will snap pix with different series of girls and tag their EX to it. While some will borrow cars and start attending the girls church to spread a pathetic message.

5. He starts wooing the ex's girlfriend.
'Since Aisha has decided to make me bitter, I'll cause her pains'. So he decides to follow up his ex's girlfriend. You see the guy moving upandan with the ex's girlfriend in the course of making his ex feel jealous and bitterly bottled up. To some guys this may not be a big issue, but when am done with you, am done with your friends.

6. Add yours...

Cc: lalasticlala mynd44

Dat9jakid:
Some questions don't need answers bruh

The effort and time u used to quote me,u shud av used 'em to ansa me.

Pls which is the bride? The one on white blouse or he one on milk blouse?

That hilarious moment when a girl sees a cockroach. And then she blames you for bringing in the cockroach

falconey:
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Peradventure u wia so stunned by the magnanimity of her boobs that you forgot to ask first, and she did ask first.

numericalguy:
Two bleached people from the Igbo tribe.

I can feel ur pain bro. It'll soon be over. Just don't make same mistake you made come 2019

Lalasticlala com an see oo

Most of us at a point have come through this question, either 'fired' at us by our boos or baes in our relationship. This question typically sounds irritating to many and insignificant to only a few. Most girls who ask me this question in the course of starting a relationship or friendship got a logical answer by me.
'How old are you Kriss?' She asked
' I'm only your age +1'. I answer with a little smile.
This might no be the best or most ideal answer I can give, but its definitely a logical one to escape a little fuss or further questioning.

Now how did you or can you answer the question? Do you find it irritating?

Cc: lalasticlala mynd44 farano ishilove

Lol

I'm a victim. But I so love her eh!

Hahahaaha. Take this trash to joke section abeg

Ftc me...chai,God is good

See as I paste game for here

Lol. Is that the joke? :-
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Vitanelson

Cc: lalasticlala

*Ways of breaking up with your lover in this December to avoid buying gifts*
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1.Ten Missed Calls? You Killed My Battery so you’re Capable of Killing Me... It's Over!!!
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2.You don't even respect me. I'm talking and you are busy breathing? It's over!
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3.I called you and you picked up immediately. You lack patience. It’s over!!
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4. I told u I love my food hot but you refused to warm the ice cream. You don't care about me. It's over!
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5.I gave u 2 eggs, to boil one and fry the other. You fried the one you were supposed to boil
And boiled the one you were supposed to fry. You are
not obedient, It’s over!
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6.I call u DARLING and you called me HONEY. Indirectly, you’re calling my mother a BEE. No respect for in- laws, pack your bags. It's over........

7. I told you to come by 12pm and you came by 11:58am? You can't respect my decision again? Its over

8. Why did you buy me a blue shirt? When you know outrightly that am a man united fan? Its over

9. Why did you start with praying for forgiveness instead of thanksgiving? You don't follow bible instructions anymore? Its over

10. Add yours..
Nb: just for the fun of it

Lalasticlala

Lawlahdey:


I won't miss you too mush

See as dem hijack my thread

KissChrix:
Am I drunk?

Punishing myself just to impress a girl who I'm not sure would still be with Me in 6months time

Na why u cancel my article?

There are funny characters we display when we fall in love that mere looking at them, its convincing to say that love is really blind.

1. *When you continue buying food when you're not really hungry from that restuarant your crush works in.
I won't deny the fact that I'm so guilty of this at the moment. I'm crushing on a girl that sells fried groundnut around my office, but each time I think of her,I rush down her spot to buy groundnut I really don't wanna eat justto catch a stare.

2. Paying double the price of a commodity.
Most guys do this to boost their ego or impress that girl they're crushing on. A matchbox of #10, you decide to pay #100 cos she's the one attending to you? I pray that spell leaves you bro.

3. Wearing high heel just to look outstanding.
Our ladies in the house! Shoutout to those ladies who have never put on high heel shoe before but decides to suddenly rock it cos that guy definitely will walk their path. I think the shorty ladies are so guilty of this. #noOffense

4. Taking the long route cos he/she always uses that path.
I'm not so guilty of this though, but I think tosyne2much and cutehector can attest to this. You decide to forfeit that short distance path to follow the 100km distance path instead cos you're sure he/she always walks through that path. A journey of 5 minutes just costed you 1hour cos of love and you didn't mind trekking the distance. Love is really blind.

5. Giving an offering of #1000 instead of the usual #50.
You suddenly found yourself sitting beside your crush during church service. Now its time for offering. You realised you just have your normal #50 at the left pocket and #1000 for beer at the right pocket, hoping to impress that babe,you dip your hand inside the right pocket,brandishing the 1k and dance on to give offering. *You think you're doing God.*

6. Adopting the british accent when putting through a call to your crush.
Guys who are guilty of this so annoys me. A guy will suddenly start using a female voice cos he's talking to his crush on phone. He be like 'oh cindy! I just wanna be that guy you know? Like seriously? Yea,like seriously_aww'
Bro,you're simply turning gay! Mtcheww!

7. Trying to eat decent_omotola wannabe!
Most girls are so guilty of this. A guy takes you out to eat oranges on a date. You see how she leaks her orange like she leakin lollipop sweet. But when she goes home, she can even eat the outer layer and swallow it.
*just be yourself laveda*

8. Add yours..