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Health / Re: What Is Breaking Out On My Skin??? Please Can You HELP? by kristonium(m): 1:06pm On Aug 26, 2021
Eszema!
Politics / Re: No Ranching Land In Ebonyi State, Says Governor Engr Dave Umahi by kristonium(m): 1:05pm On Aug 26, 2021
It's alright naun..

I still can't understand how Bubu can be advancing grazing routes in this 21st century!

Who exactly did we offend

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Sports / Re: Tokyo 2020 Paralympics: Team Nigeria Wins First Medal As Tijani Claims Gold In P by kristonium(m): 12:55pm On Aug 26, 2021
These guys will make us proud!!

We need at least 20 gold medals!!
Travel / Re: Meet Nigerian Professor Who Drove Peugeot 504 From London To Kano In 24 Days.(p) by kristonium(m): 12:44pm On Aug 26, 2021
Did he drive on the mediterranean sea too??

How did he cross from the Northern Africa to Europe?
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Kills 7 Soldiers In Baroua, Niger Republic by kristonium(m): 12:43pm On Aug 26, 2021
Aren't these people pretending to be surrending

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Religion / Re: Rev. Joseph Agboli Is Dead (Victorious Army Ministries Founder Dies) by kristonium(m): 12:30pm On Aug 26, 2021
Sad �
Politics / Re: Blood Flows Freely In Rivers State As Gunmen Kills Six by kristonium(m): 4:53pm On Aug 25, 2021
President Buhari, declare state of emergency on security, now!!
Celebrities / Re: Tony Umez Celebrates His 57th Birthday (Photos) by kristonium(m): 9:37am On Aug 25, 2021
Onyi22:
Four months remains for 2021 to run out n am still yet to meet my rich, famous, wealthy man.. Oh God! what is really happening?
Father lead me to the right path to meet my destined Man. Amen

To the celebrate, Happy birthday

But your personal text says, "Nigerian guys are useless, all of them"
Politics / Re: Fani-kayode Traces Origin Of Nigerian Insecurity To 1966 Massacre by kristonium(m): 6:48am On Aug 24, 2021
Health / Re: Help!!! I Can't Feel My Body by kristonium(m): 6:46am On Aug 24, 2021
white3663:
So I noticed yesterday evening that I can't feel my skin, even if I scratch it or pinch it. Its like I'm high on weed, can someone be naturally high ?
I am freaked out as hell

Run to the nearest hospital!

And also stop smoking Sapele weed!
Romance / Re: I Need A Mature Woman To Marry by kristonium(m): 6:43am On Aug 24, 2021
Em222:
Hi guys am a graduate who lost his job 4 yrs ago I am in my middle 30s but I want to settle down cos no time left so if ur a mature lady with a good job or business doing to assist me so I can bounce back to my real man self am ready to marry you I swear with my whole heart just chat me up let's get the plans all mapped out am serious no time let's start making kids before it gets late the age range I need is from 26 to 39 so if u want us to get started chat me on 08164084891

Mr Man, go and get something doing first! Don't rely on woman to feed.

Your reason for marriage is fundamentally flawed!

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Romance / Re: What's The Best Car For Uber? by kristonium(m): 12:37pm On Aug 23, 2021
Uber101:
haa I was thinking Camry o because I heard Toyota is prone to thieves. I look forward to getting a good car deal on Nairaland.

All Toyota are prone to theft

Corolla is better for it's low fuel consumption and maintenance cost
Properties / Re: Fully Detached 5 Bedroom Duplex For Sale In Lekki by kristonium(m): 12:35pm On Aug 23, 2021
naijacreativeha:
Call or WhatsApp me on 09036346989.

Where in Lekki and how much?

Let's chat on whatsapp
Properties / Re: Bye Passing Agent Fees by kristonium(m): 12:34pm On Aug 23, 2021
naijacreativeha:
I notice the high price of agency fee and I want to reduce that, the only thing is you will pay a registration fee of 3k, give me like a two weeks to month notice and after getting the desire house you will pay an appreciation fee of 10k, pls you will need a guarantor because I don't want any landlord or lady calling and companing about my client's behave, pls only Lagos axis. If interested pls whatsapp me on 09036346989.

That's if it's your direct brief or else you also need to settle other agents
Politics / Re: Dss Drags 5 Youth Who Wore "Buharimustgo" T-shirt To Court, Watch Live Video by kristonium(m): 12:31pm On Aug 23, 2021
Waste of public fund!!

They are yet to parade any of the killer herdsmen in court!

May God judge you all!
Romance / Re: What's The Best Car For Uber? by kristonium(m): 12:25pm On Aug 23, 2021
Toyota Corolla!!!

Toyota Corolla!!!

Toyota Corolla!!!
Sports / Re: Breaking: Could Manchester United Sign Mbappe And Haaland? by kristonium(m): 6:07pm On Aug 21, 2021
That will be hottest attack in recent times!

Not even PSG Messi and Neymar can't stop them if they do!
Celebrities / Re: Paul Okoye's Wife, Anita, Files For Divorce As 7-Year-Old Marriage Crashes (Pix) by kristonium(m): 5:49pm On Aug 20, 2021
Faiththatworks:
Hmmm,I'm an identical twin and fortunately I'm a mixed Nigerian,with my parents from 2 out of the 3 domineering ethnic tribe in Nigeria,I think I can give a little unbiased opinion about the psquare twins.
As a twin,one character is more dependent on the other,also there's always a leader and a follower among twins.
I say it unabashedly that Paul is definitely the weaker character,and unfortunately for him,he has separated from his twin that's supposed to give him strength in times like this.
Jude okoye is an interloper,a leech, parasite and financial tick on Paul,but Paul being the eternal weakling is still sucking up to him,Lola okoye was never the problem in the psquare relationship,it was the loud mouthed, parasitic and arrogant Jude okoye.
Unless Paul finds the strength to quickly reconcile with his twin,I can categorically say he might be in the beginning of a very terrible episode in his life.
God reconcile the psquare twins.

Well said!
Education / Re: Pandemonium In Lagos State University As Comrade Is Shot Dead by kristonium(m): 11:25am On Aug 20, 2021
The rate at which people get killed in this southern hemisphere is staggering!

It's great miracle and deserving of massive Thanksgiving to go through a day unscathed!

May we not take His mercy for granted!
Romance / Re: Tonto Dikeh's Boyfriend Kpokpogri Reacts To Viral Audio Where He Insulted Her by kristonium(m): 2:33pm On Aug 19, 2021
This was why we warned you guys to keep your relationship away from social media!

E don dey start already now!

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Business / Re: FG Sanctions Soko Lending Company For Data Privacy Invasion by kristonium(m): 9:50am On Aug 19, 2021
SavageResponse:


If you keep receiving messages about loan default it means most of your friends are professional debtors and you need to change them grin

That's not correct..I have more than 6000 contacts on my phone most of whom are from my digital marketing engagement.

Moreso, it's an abuse of privacy and privilege to invade and be threatening someone who doesn't know anything about any loan.

Was I used as a guarantor? Did they consult me before loaning out the fund? So why the threat??

Government is very much on point with the sanctions. They should extend it to others too!

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Culture / Re: Idris Adanno: 'Sultan Of Shuwa Arabs Of Edo State' Coronation Sparks Outrage by kristonium(m): 11:24pm On Aug 18, 2021
What effrontery and audacity!

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Business / Re: FG Sanctions Soko Lending Company For Data Privacy Invasion by kristonium(m): 8:54pm On Aug 17, 2021
It's not only Soko that does that, most of them do that!!.
I keep receiving messages of someone that defaulted in payment, and they asking I should locate him or her. I kept wondering, why the invasion of my privacy
Crime / Re: Video: Islamic Law Will Penetrate Not Just Afghanistan But The Whole World – Tal by kristonium(m): 1:54pm On Aug 16, 2021
Why must you force the religion on the whole world
Travel / Re: Nigerians In Afghanistan, How Are You Coping? by kristonium(m): 1:41pm On Aug 16, 2021
Those guys will be busy buying all the houses those Afghans are leaving behind!

No better moment to breakthrough than in chaos!

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Health / Re: How To Gain Weight Fast Within 3months -free Information by kristonium(m): 9:33pm On Aug 15, 2021
How to lose weight will sell faster than how to gain weight!
Sports / Re: Messi Helps Michael Jordan Recoup Some Of His Fortune After Joining PSG by kristonium(m): 9:29pm On Aug 15, 2021
One man changing the fortune of anyone that is connected to PSG!

Celebrate grace!
Romance / Re: Sinikiwe Kademaunga Shows Off Her Boyfriend (Photos) by kristonium(m): 8:48am On Aug 12, 2021
God is great!

What God can not do does not exist!
Phones / Re: When Last Did You Switch Off Your Phone ? by kristonium(m): 11:21pm On Aug 11, 2021
End123:
I switched my phone off for the first time in 2 months last night. When last did you switch off yours ?

Today!
Health / Re: 24 Family Members Die Of Food Poisoning In Sokoto by kristonium(m): 1:22pm On Aug 11, 2021
EKONGKING:
Instead of dismissing the case as food poisoning ,police should interrogate the 2 females.
Who on earth use fertilizer as seasonings in food. r people that DUMB ?

You are very smart and think deeply!

You should work as a detective!

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Romance / Re: Single People How Do You Cope With Being Alone by kristonium(m): 8:40pm On Aug 07, 2021
Nwaotu10:
Well, it's always been I and my tiny lonely world.
Sometimes, when my frustrations got an unbearable level of apogee, I will quickly take an overdose of sleeping pills, with an expectation of not wakingup again.
However, I do, and I always feel a teeny little sliver of guilt.
I will keep on trying. cry

Pls bro..keep hope alive. DM me ..I want to be your friend. To all that is joined to the living,there is hope. You have a glorious destiny ahead of you!

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