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Career / Re: Pwc Graduate Recruitment - 2024 by Kriximpecable: 10:22am On Mar 25
samuelizz:
PwC Graduate Associate Programme 2024

Details

Closing Date
2024/03/18

Reference Number
PWC231201-1

Opportunity’s
PwC Graduate Associate Programme 2024

Intake year
2024

Contract Type
Permanent

Location - Country
Nigeria

Location - Office
Lagos

Overview
Your first job is something special and kicking off your career with PwC is extraordinary, particularly as a new graduate. Can you imagine what it means to have access to over 328,000 colleagues in more than 152 countries, and all that from right here, Nigeria? If you join us, you get access to a global network of specialists who will help you to learn, grow and develop into the accomplished professional you aspire to be. Diversity is at the heart of our business. We’re always looking for graduates with a range of different degrees, backgrounds and life experience. You’ll start alongside other graduates and you’ll learn from each other just as much as you’ll learn from us. Most importantly you’ll build some life-long relationships along the way and be given many opportunities to create. So join us, let’s create together! Professional qualifications will play a vital role in your career. We’ll provide you with all the support and resources you need to excel in your professional exams. International development is a valuable development opportunity, which our global network can provide. This gives you the opportunity to spend a year or two gaining experience and new perspectives with one of our PwC firms around the world, or explore new cultures during short-term client assignments or training courses abroad. At PwC you’re given many opportunities to create, so join our community of solvers and turn your potential into a transformative experience.

Requirements
* Completion of NYSC is mandatory

* Minimum of second class upper division/upper credit

* Minimum of 5 O'Level credits at one sitting, including English language and Mathematics

The PwC Professional is our global leadership development framework. It outlines the capabilities that we look for in all our people - from associate to partner level – that will help us to thrive as purpose-led and values-driven leaders. We look for and develop these qualities in all our people:

Whole leadership - I lead myself and others to make a difference and create a positive impact in a responsible, authentic, resilient, inclusive and passionate manner.

Business acumen - I bring business knowledge, innovation and insight to create distinctive value for clients and PwC.

Technical and digital - I apply a range of technical, digital and other professional capabilities to deliver quality and value.

Global and inclusive - I operate and collaborate effectively with a mindset that transcends boundaries and embraces diverse perspectives.

Relationships - I build relationships of high value, which are genuine and meaningful.

About PwC
We're one of the world's leading professional services organisations. Our purpose is to build trust in society and solve important problems. We're a network of firms in 158 countries with more than 300,000 people who are committed to delivering quality in assurance, advisory and tax services

https://pwcng-graduate.erecruit.co/candidateapp/Jobs/View/PWC231201-1
Pls what does shl test mean?
Business / I Want To Make A Very Strategic Lifetime Decision Your Suggestion Is Needed Pls by Kriximpecable: 5:54pm On Mar 22
I’m a university graduate in Nigeria… But ever since I rounded up my NYSC since 2 years ago I’ve been struggling to stand.. All the jobs I got end up to be “hand to mouth salaries “… Tho recently I’m currently teaching here in Nigeria and I work as a part time teacher where at the end of the month I earned roughly 80k but bills are much even tho I’m planning to start up a business after working for some times to save money

Recently I came back from the village and had a discussion with my uncle who base Cotonou, he promised to assist me… Now he recently called me that I shud move over to Cotonou that teaching jobs over there pay teachers at least 130k in naira currency which is the least salary.. I thought about it and rejected the offer from him cos of the following reasons:
1. He said I’ll live in his house with his wife and children and he will feed me for one year before I stand which I see as inconvenience to him cos as a married man a time will come that they might start seeing me inconvenient to them esp when they feed and house me and I’m in my early 30
2. Moving from Nigeria to Cotonou will mean I’ll have to start life afresh by selling all my things here in Nigeria what if it didn’t turn out as I want where will I run to again?

So pls I just need a very good advice from reasonable adults that understand life no insult pls
I also need an experience person to tell me more about the cost of living in Cotonou compare to Nigeria and what you understand about teaching job over there and their economy
Thanks
Career / Re: Why Do Morticians Knock At Door Before Entering The Mortuary? Scary Experiences by Kriximpecable: 6:57pm On Jan 20
Henrodah:
I remember when I lost my dad in the 90s , and we took him to Benin city(den of principalities then) And it was time for my mum to bath naked in a stream by 1am in the night. The elders (Odionwere) told me to keep my eyes shut and cover my ears, that its time for the spirits to roam. I was barely 10years old and I grew up in the north and a Christian home, so these events sounded strange to me, but what struck me to this very moment as an adult, was when the elders that were allowed to not close their eyes , started talking about what they saw( mind you they didn't know I could understand Bini wella) , they said they saw a woman with one leg, and her baby on her back hopping, also they saw my dad and he told them who was responsible for his illness that led to his death and other things a 10year old shouldn't have heard . My point is this world is more spiritual than even physical. For those that feel western corpse don't disturb, try and see this movie 'Autopsy of Jane doe' its a movie but it changed my mindset about oyinbo dead bodies.

Pls can I have your watsap number ??
There’s something I want to discuss with you pls
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Kriximpecable: 6:06pm On Jan 15
Blaqroman0000:
and the person disappeared..

Well I won't say much about this sha.. Like they say; experience is the best teacher... I pray you don't get your experience negatively.. That's all I will say, no need to convince you
Pls can I have your number? Want to discuss something with you pls
Religion / After Death What Next? by Kriximpecable: 10:51am On Jan 15
Pls I’m curious and wants to know what really happened to the dead after their death
I’ve heard some numerous stories like after death the dead become a ghost without any proper experience
Pls if you must say anything regarding this topic it shud be a physical live experience possibly you saw with your eyes or you witness
We’re all willing to learn
Business / Re: Pls I Need Your Help by Kriximpecable: 5:49pm On Jan 07
MidasTouch15:

Nairalanders will call u a scammer
Pls I’m not a scammer pls help me I can’t be possibly be joking with my mom’s health like that pls
Business / Pls I Need Your Help by Kriximpecable: 4:10pm On Jan 07
My mom has been very sick for the past 5 months now and as the only son she has I can’t help because I don’t have money to take her for medical check up… She is going thru a lot of pains and the last time we went to hospital the doctor said to carry out test we shud pay sum of 100k for the test consisting X-rays and the rest..:
I know many will be asking me my family members pls where I came from my uncle doesn’t care about our survival infact it was Thru a hard way I was able to graduate, she sacrificed a lot to make sure I became graduate but as we all know the present conditions of Nigeria as a graduate I can’t even boast of having 10k in my account cos I’ve search and search for job opportunities but none and this is my 3rd year of graduating from sch…
Pls I’ll really appreciate if anyone can assist me with funds so I can treat my mom pls I know someone here can actually help
Thanks a lot and may God bless you all
Religion / Re: Pls I Need A Spiritual Help by Kriximpecable: 7:48am On Jan 07
ItShallPass:


Tomorrow, your mum shall receive the help of God in Jesus name.

Relax. This too shall pass.
Amen.. Thank you
Religion / Re: Pls I Need A Spiritual Help by Kriximpecable: 11:53pm On Jan 06
Kobojunkie:
Nope! I am not a doctor. lipsrsealed
Ok but you sounding like one
Religion / Re: Pls I Need A Spiritual Help by Kriximpecable: 11:17pm On Jan 06
Kobojunkie:
Only stomach ache? Any particular side of her body? undecided

And you claim a professional doctor said it was spiritual? Did the doctor at least give you reports after tests were carried out? undecided

In the case that you have already gotten a second opinion from other doctors and the report is still the same, then consider seeing a Psychiatrist with your mum.
Stress-related stomach pain: When to see a doctor
How to Know if Your Abdominal Pain Is Physical or Mental
The gut-brain connection
Are you a doctor sir?
Religion / Re: Pls I Need A Spiritual Help by Kriximpecable: 8:42pm On Jan 06
Kobojunkie:
1. Which kain doctors be that one? Describe exactly what her symptoms are.

2. What are her symptoms? undecided
She kept complaining of stomach ache and she’s very weak she can’t even stand to do anything by herself except people assist her to
Religion / Re: Pls I Need A Spiritual Help by Kriximpecable: 6:46pm On Jan 06
ikeno:
Take her to to a teaching hospital they will know what's wrong with her and stop having that notion that it's spiritual attack. Do not let all these fake pastors to scam you and your family.
They’ve taken her there but cudnt detect what is wrong with her
Religion / Re: Pls I Need A Spiritual Help by Kriximpecable: 6:46pm On Jan 06
emperor4love:
Beside which state are you in o.p
I’m at Ibadan
Religion / Pls I Need A Spiritual Help by Kriximpecable: 4:34pm On Jan 06
I’m dying slowly pls …My mom has been down with mysterious severe sickness for the past 4 months ago… We’ve taken her to different hospitals but no solution up till now… Doctors kept saying they cudnt see what’s wrong with her that it’s a spiritual illness… Pls I beg of you guys my mom is yet to benefit anything from me even despite the fact she suffered to train me in sch and She’s yet to enjoy the fruit of her labour … I don’t want anything to happen to her pls … I’ve prayed and prayed and tired of praying … She’s going thru a lot of pains pls I’ll really appreciate any kind person here that cud help me with a spiritual father either a good pastor or even a native doctor someone that can surely free my mom from this sickness… I am losing my mind already… Pls naira lander help me pls
In case you have solution for my prob you can reach me on 08072005455… Thanks and I’ll really appreciate any help from you guys
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Pls I Need Your Advice On This Cos It’s Really Giving Me Sleepless Night by Kriximpecable: 5:20pm On Dec 17, 2023
Rejouir:
You want to report her to authority, when there was no offer letter. Secondly she gave you 20k, and you gave it to her back, so she can complete it. Oga you are very dull. How can you return the part payment. Most Nigerians are just daft, this is why these politicians will keep using majority as slaves. How do you even survive on a 27k salary. .

If you have a better job offer you can give me now instead of mocking me on 27k job
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Pls I Need Your Advice On This Cos It’s Really Giving Me Sleepless Night by Kriximpecable: 3:23pm On Dec 17, 2023
You all shouting calm down
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Pls I Need Your Advice On This Cos It’s Really Giving Me Sleepless Night by Kriximpecable: 5:24pm On Dec 16, 2023
immortalcrown:
WhatsApp alone cannot be used against her because WhatsApp chat is easily faked.

But how many jobs are signed now before accepting? Teaching job is not signed now

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Pls I Need Your Advice On This Cos It’s Really Giving Me Sleepless Night by Kriximpecable: 5:00pm On Dec 16, 2023
Meerahbel:
Rule 1 Always have a written agreement signed by both parties.

Rule 2 Don't forget rule 1


The agreement was on watsap chat is that not enough agreement?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Pls I Need Your Advice On This Cos It’s Really Giving Me Sleepless Night by Kriximpecable: 4:58pm On Dec 16, 2023
immortalcrown:
Reporting her to any authority is a waste of time if the contract was not documented and signed.

You returned 20k because of 7k. This is not wisdom. 7k is not even enough for expenses if you want to report her to any authority. Also, she is probably richer than you and can bribe her way out if reported.

You better rest and rely on God to touch her heart.

But the agreement was on watsap chat that can also serve as an agreement now
Jobs/Vacancies / Pls I Need Your Advice On This Cos It’s Really Giving Me Sleepless Night by Kriximpecable: 3:47pm On Dec 16, 2023
You all shouting calm down
Religion / Does This Exist Or Not?? by Kriximpecable: 3:45pm On Jul 02, 2023
Pls does money ritual making exist in this world or not??

I’ve been overwhelmed with this fantasy where some individuals believe on the existence of money ritual making. Contrary to that believe, I still support that there’s some exist of money ritual with the fact that there are still some people who are nobody but immediately they join different secret cults like Ogboni, 666 and the likes they become multi billionaire all of a sudden.

Pls, can we elucidate more on this fantasy with more convincing evidence/statement to back up our facts.

Thanks!…
Romance / Pls I Need Your Input On This by Kriximpecable: 7:15pm On Jun 24, 2023
I met this girl on Facebook and invited her over and she came. As a guyman wey I be I used sweet mouth convince her and also promise her some money which she fell for then eventually have my way in having sex with her but I was very careful I use condom with her which after I exhausted one condom I have with me I discharged her

Now since then she’s been behaving strangely tho I didn’t give her anymore attention after that day. All of a sudden I called her today and ask why she hasn’t been calling she said i offended her a lot and she went ahead to say that I thought I cheated her without knowing the kind of girl she is that I’ll see the results very soon that I promise her money and fail her that I think I’m wise that I’ll see the result soon

So my question is is she saying all those statements to scare me in sending her money or what exactly can she do because I’m very sure I used condom while having sex with her what else can she do?

Now the major question is can a man contract disease or infection with an infected lady when the man uses condom during sex?

Pls I need your honest response on this
Business / Advice On The Type Of Business I Can Do by Kriximpecable: 10:32pm On Oct 07, 2022
Pls guys there's a man that's willing to support me financially by providing me with some capital to start up a business because he felt pity for me struggling for good job since after graduating from university but none. The issue now is I don't even know the type of business I can do. I thought of starting a clothing business but I want to open it like a small boutique first but don't have any prior knowledge on how the business is being run.

Pls, I wud need professional advice on how to run small boutique here in Lagos

The expected capital the man want to provide for me is around 700k to 1m . Pls, do you guys think the small boutique is the most appropriate lucrative business I can venture into or you have any other business you can suggest for me thanks
Religion / Re: My Personal Encounter With Sex And How It Almost Destroyed My Life by Kriximpecable: 11:40am On Sep 16, 2022
Eriokanmi:
Bro good morning. Personally, I can't provide help but God. The man of God too can't but God. God can only speak through him on solutions to your problems. I've shared his number here a couple of times b4 , though reluctantly. Here's the pastor's number . 07034591079. All the best
Thanks sir. Is he on watsap?
Religion / Re: My Personal Encounter With Sex And How It Almost Destroyed My Life by Kriximpecable: 8:48am On Sep 16, 2022
Eriokanmi:
On a nairalander's request....I'd like to share the below:

Cc:
Seun
Lalasticlala
Mynd44, et al

I was posted to a state for my nysc in those days, there I met a girl at mammy Market where I always went to eat cos those watery stuffs at the kitchen no dey appeal to me. I met this pretty girl who came to assist her sister sell food. As I didn't know where I was going to be posted for my PPA, I asked for his address. GSM just came into the country barely a few months earlier so, no opportunity to echange numbers. When I got settled at my PPA, I sent her a letter which she received and with which she traced me.

In short, we had sex that night with some kind of resistance from her. She told me she was a virgin and that was her first time. I apologised and she said ok. This girl left the following day and that was the beginning of my predicament. I wrote loads of job applications after nysc, no jobs. My result was good and I always did well in interviews and aptitude tests in great FMCGs. One day, I was asked by my aunt to accompany her to a Thursday programme in a church. Reluctantly, I followed her. After the programme, we went to see the pastor who asked me to kneel down. As he was praying, he asked who did you have sex with and blood came out of her? I told him. He now said she's sitting on my glory because she had vowed that whoever had sex with her would be her husband in the spirit realm but i broke her vow. That I can never get a job, even if they're dashing people for free unless I was delivered. He asked me to fast for 3 days with prayer points. On the day I went to see him, he said I should repeat it cos he was still seeing some signs. I went back afterwards. He said 2 of the fasting were effective. That the 3rd one wasn't effective because I was watching hiphop music after breaking the fast instead of listening to a gospel song. Truly i went to see a friend who switched on his TV and we were watching American hiphop music. I was shocked.

To cut the long story sbort, he prayed for me after repeating the last one and said I'd see the hand of God soon.

Barely a month after the prayer, I was invited by one of the foremost companies in Ikeja for job interview. I met crowd there who were also applicants. In the end, I got the job. How did it happen? A guy was asked to give me an interview letter from lagos. Then I was staying with my brother in ibadan. May God punish me if I'm fabricating this story... he was asked to give me the letter in person and he must not return to lagos unless I acknowledge the letter. He didn't meet me at home. My people searched everywhere for me. I went to see an uncle cos boredom wan kill me for house and I was tired of applying for jobs. By the time I came back, my people mobbed me asking where have I gone to? They gave me the number to call cos the guy had gone somewhere but promised to come back later. I called him and he was ranting on phone. I asked him to calm down cos I never remembered if I actually applied to that company. Its been a long time. So, we met and I acknowledged the letter, he now left.

I got the job to the glory of God. One day my boss invited me and said, for some reason I withheld your application after shortlisting. We had employed the first batch some months but I didn't have rest of mind so I asked them to invite you. I was among the few employed. I applied genuinely through guardian newspaper while others came in through man know man. Guardian was the major newspaper where people used to apply for jobs in those days cos there was no Internet.

There I met my wife whom I married as a virgin, a year after, I travelled to America for training and came back, joined another great company . I was changing jobs like shoes before I finally established my own company in which I'm doing very well by God's grace. Its very popular in Nigeria today. I come to nairaland to comment at my leisure cos I don't share my time with any oga. I be oga of myself.
To the glory of God, my job had taken me to America to see barak Obama .

There was a colleague of mine who was living with a girl while in school as if they're married. I graduated before him. He had a reference in one cheap course like that. After clearing the reference he still couldn't graduate so I asked him to follow me to a vigil. After the programme I took him to a man of God for prayers. The man said, who is Bola( not her real name) and he said my gf. He continued praying and asked him to open his eyes asked, who's Bimbo( not her real name) he said his gf and the man responded, ę feran obinrin gan shaa grin. Meaning you must like women so much. He asked again who's chioma( not her real name) he said his gf. The man said its Bimbo who's on your matter. That she entered school while you were rounding up and she once told you she'd graduate together with you but you thought it was a joke. He said she had had several disappointments in her relationship so she went to a herbalist who made incisions in her private part and said whoever met her next would be caught in the Web and bondage and he'd not leave until he married her.

He said that's the reason for all the setbacks he's been having. He prayed for him, asked him to go and fast for 7 days . When he finished, he now warned him never to set his eyes on her again. This guy graduated and served successfully. Today, he's a citizen in the USA. Fear women and sex. Hate it with passion. God bless
Pls, Sir how can I get in touch with you? Possibly you can give me your Watsap contact or chat me up on 08072005455. I direly need spiritual help Sir
Religion / Re: Help, With A Location Or Address For A Strong Celestial Church In Lagos State by Kriximpecable: 11:03am On Sep 15, 2022
Pierocash:
You better thread with caution,so you don't get lured into ritualists' den
Baba, at this point every way na way
Religion / Re: Help, With A Location Or Address For A Strong Celestial Church In Lagos State by Kriximpecable: 9:09am On Sep 15, 2022
GardenGreen:



There are many in Ikorodu na. Agric bus stop that road, there are many
Pls, can I have your watsap contact so we can talk better
Religion / Re: Help, With A Location Or Address For A Strong Celestial Church In Lagos State by Kriximpecable: 8:58am On Sep 15, 2022
uchaymart:
I can see you are working hard and effortlessly to compound your problems in life.
Why do you say so pls? Can you give more explanation
Religion / Help, With A Location Or Address For A Strong Celestial Church In Lagos State by Kriximpecable: 8:53am On Sep 15, 2022
I graduated for the past three years now and no decent job to hold down. Being the first and only son of my parent too much pressure and responsibility and this is actually making me feel I'm worthless. At this point, I have decided to take it spiritually, because I believe for you to be a very successful man in this world you must be a spiritual man otherwise you'll not have any headway in life.
Right now I base at Ikorodu, Lagos state and have been searching endlessly for any strong Celestial church that I can visit for prayers and rituals in Lagos state at whole. I need people that are in Lagos who have the idea or location of where I can find any strong Celestial church for prayers and rituals in lagos shud provide me with one pls. I'm not that good with sending and receiving Pms on nairaland so I'll be dropping my watsap contact in case you have any for me or you can also drop your number for me to call or chat you up

08072005455
Pls, help a brother!
Religion / Re: CCC..... Celestial Church Of Christ (oil And Soap Bath) by Kriximpecable: 8:05am On Sep 15, 2022
Brainard22:

No be everything be online mata send me PM
Plz bro how can I get in touch with you for this? I don't really know how to send Pms on nairaland. Can you help me with your Watsap contact or chat me up on 08072005455
Religion / This Is So Serious Pls by Kriximpecable: 1:23am On Aug 28, 2022
I'm a graduate of one of the top three most saught after university in Nigeria. Graduated as the third best students in the department of Banking and finance but unfortunately since two years I've graduated nothing to show for it, even those I'm better off are doing better.

The jobs I manage to get pay peanut not upto 30k most times and very unstructured which later will lead to my sack and sometimes not being paid at all. Every month I must have one big problem that will made me to continue borrowing for money up and down my family and relatives now regard me as a failure.

Pls, what I really need right now is a spiritual help. Not really a human ritual sacrifice might be other sacrifice that doesn't require the killings of human beings tho, but any sort of spiritual help at all whether Alfa, native doctor as long as the person can detect what is the root of my problem and profer possible solution. I need to make money pls.

Anyway you can help pls help a brother this suffering is getting much .
If you're in the line to help you can ask for my watsap contact for easier communication.
Thanks!
Jobs/Vacancies / Need Your Input Pls by Kriximpecable: 8:39pm On Mar 27, 2022
Pls guys I just rounded up a physical interview with UBA team for a call center job offer and we were told we will be posted at the UBA headquarter located at VI. Tho we were selected by an outsource firm in lagos

So my question is who knows if they provide staff bus for their staff especially those that stay as far as Ikorodu? and also what's the possibility of getting increment in salary from them and like how many months will you use with them before they can consider increasing your salary and Also converting you to permanent staff?

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