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Romance › Re: These Girls are Just Weird by Kriximpecable(op): 2:13pm On Sep 15
AlabiKILLER2023:
If not for konji

No body really need a woman
My brother na konji dey make these girls see me finish o
Romance › Re: These Girls are Just Weird by Kriximpecable(op): 10:41pm On Sep 13
SeeWahala:
He meant that you're an Okpa somborri undecided
Meaning of okpa somebody?
Romance › Re: These Girls are Just Weird by Kriximpecable(op): 10:40pm On Sep 13
Diamond098454:
Your mate are in SPDC making millions monthly while you are on the street collecting contacts hmmmmm Nairaland guys
Coming here to abuse girls but disgracing yourselves offline
And who told you I’m broke? 😏
Romance › Re: These Girls are Just Weird by Kriximpecable(op): 10:38pm On Sep 13
essentialone1:
Stop collecting number of a lady if she has not yet agreed to have sex with you. Ask her on the spot, if she says No, ignore her and move on.


Apart from sex, what else do you need her number for? And why 3 numbers at once? Planning a party?
Why will you just meet a girl for the first time and asking her for sex? It doesn’t make sense now
Romance › Re: These Girls are Just Weird by Kriximpecable(op): 10:36pm On Sep 13
Figger:
I can relate, like... it's so fvckin annoying. Na the ones u no like go dey rush u. Life no balance
You really get the point bro
Romance › Re: These Girls are Just Weird by Kriximpecable(op): 10:35pm On Sep 13
silibaba:
In this jet age wey man dey find money.

Abeg carry 2k enter ashawo house go throwaway akamu joor. Those ashi dey neat pass those random chew girls on the street.
Have you thought about contracting infection in the process ?
Romance › Re: These Girls are Just Weird by Kriximpecable(op): 10:29pm On Sep 13
nnamdi640:
That is their way, they love playing games and hard to get. They might be interested but wants to prove stupid point
This stubborn isn’t necessary in this 2026
Not all guys have this patience
Romance › Re: These Girls are Just Weird by Kriximpecable(op): 5:51pm On Sep 13
amancalledgodd:
Okpa man meets okpa woman he cum dey complain.
Okpa
Wetin you mean
Romance › Re: These Girls are Just Weird by Kriximpecable(op): 3:51pm On Sep 13
Sonnobax15:
You should be happy they didn't chop your money first before showing you that their uselexxxx character angry

That's the way it is now bro.
like I was really shock they gave lot of energy and vibe and when I text them and calls they refuse to respond. These girls are so weird o
Romance › These Girls are Just Weird by Kriximpecable(op): 3:45pm On Sep 13
What will make you meet girls for the first time on the road on different places and engage in discussion with them(like 3 of them) which they happily gave you their numbers with so much joy and lot of vibe inclusive and promise to respond to your messages when you get home. Only to get home and message these girls and they all snub me and I even tried calling and immediately they heard I’m the one they dropped the calls.

These girls are just so weird . I’m thinking why will a girl give you much conviction of wanting you for the first time and refuse to respond to your texts and calls?

Is there something I need to know here or I’m not getting here? Pls guys with OT shud help out
Romance › Re: Men Get This Wrong: Your Money Won't Make Her Want You by Kriximpecable: 7:11am On Aug 28
[quote author=AlabiKILLER2023 post=140450664]You sounds like a jew man


As a guy wey dey get am clear in this Tinubu economy

You can pipe 10 girls a day if you like


What I mean is after spending for girls and they disappear . Some of them come with that scam mindset of getting your money and run so what tactics do you use? Take for instance you just met a girl today and asking her out and she accept immediately after 3 days she bill you and you send money to her after sending such huge amount to her she disappear what will you do? Or is there a way you do it so you won’t spend for her to disappear?
Romance › Re: Men Get This Wrong: Your Money Won't Make Her Want You by Kriximpecable: 7:09am On Aug 28
AlabiKILLER2023:
You sounds like a jew man


As a guy wey dey get am clear in this Tinubu economy

You can pipe 10 girls a day if you like

What I mean is after spending for girls and they disappear . Some of them come with that scam mindset of getting your money and run so what tactics do you use? Take for instance you just met a girl today and asking her out and she accept immediately after 3 days she bill you and you send money to her after sending such huge amount to her she disappear what will you do? Or is there a way you do it so you won’t spend for her to disappear?


It's not debatable
Women hardly fend for them selves
They depend on men
Romance › Re: Men Get This Wrong: Your Money Won't Make Her Want You by Kriximpecable: 7:06am On Aug 28
sylve11:
This is funny.

grin cool
I’m serious . How can you spend for women and still pipe them without them scamming you
Family › Pls I Need Strong OT On How To Go About This by Kriximpecable(op): 2:21pm On Aug 24
I just entered my 34 years this august and I don’t have girlfriend so I thought it’s the right time I have a child but don’t know the OT and orientation I can go about it.

Pls I am not interested in marriage and this is the final decision I’ve made to myself and no one shud come preach to me that I must marry . This is my choice. I just want to give birth without getting married. I thought of just looking for one girl and impregnate her but I’m scared what if I impregnated her and she and her family member force me to marry her because of the pregnancy .

Pls I need relationship expert with strong OT and orientation to guide me on how to go about this . If you think we can discuss better on watsap I’m also open for that .
Thanks all
Romance › Re: Men Get This Wrong: Your Money Won't Make Her Want You by Kriximpecable: 2:12pm On Aug 24
Anabosee:
Spend on a woman, pipe her and stop spending on her, case close.
The economy don make almost every woman easily accessible through money that's a fact people are ignoring.
20 years ago it was never like this, people loved genuinely.
This has always been my mindset too but most times I’m scared because these women are wise you might finish spending heavily on them and they start giving you attitude and run which makes it difficult for you to Pound them. So how do you do yours so you can pipe them immediately after spending
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Kriximpecable: 10:39am On Jun 17, 2024
pope191:
woodruff0078@yahoo.com

But boss I’ll advice you drop whatever you’d like to share here, pack of wisdom out here and barely anything you throw, someone out here doesn’t have a knowledge about.
Ok.. I am a novice in this business and I want to get a small car for Uber and my budget is around 1.2m but the major issue now is that I have other business I’m busy with so just want to give it out for delivery and be getting money either every day or every week from it
my questions are as follows:
1. what type of car with low maintenance can I get for that price that can serve my Uber business?
2. Like how much averagely can I be getting from delivery every day if I register it?
3. Also , which can you suggest better is it to hand it over to the Uber company and be getting money from them daily (if this is the best pls put me thru on how to go about it and how it’s done) or look for a delivery man that will register it on Uber and be getting delivery payment from him… Pls I need guidance on this part and how it’s done and my expectations
I’ll really appreciate kind response from here
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Kriximpecable: 10:38am On Jun 17, 2024
pope191:
woodruff0078@yahoo.com

But boss I’ll advice you drop whatever you’d like to share here, pack of wisdom out here and barely anything you throw, someone out here doesn’t have a knowledge about.
pope191:
woodruff0078@yahoo.com

But boss I’ll advice you drop whatever you’d like to share here, pack of wisdom out here and barely anything you throw, someone out here doesn’t have a knowledge about.
Ok.. I am a novice in this business and I want to get a small car for Uber and my budget is around 1.2m but the major issue now is that I have other business I’m busy with so just want to give it out for delivery and be getting money either every day or every week from it
my questions are as follows:
1. what type of car with low maintenance can I get for that price that can serve my Uber business?
2. Like how much averagely can I be getting from delivery every day if I register it?
3. Also , which can you suggest better is it to hand it over to the Uber company and be getting money from them daily (if this is the best pls put me thru on how to go about it and how it’s done) or look for a delivery man that will register it on Uber and be getting delivery payment from him… Pls I need guidance on this part and how it’s done and my expectations
I’ll really appreciate kind response from here
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Kriximpecable: 10:37am On Jun 17, 2024
pope191:
woodruff0078@yahoo.com

But boss I’ll advice you drop whatever you’d like to share here, pack of wisdom out here and barely anything you throw, someone out here doesn’t have a knowledge about.
Ok.. I am a novice in this business and I want to get a small car for Uber and my budget is around 1.2m but the major issue now is that I have other business I’m busy with so just want to give it out for delivery and be getting money either every day or every week from it
my questions are as follows:
1. what type of car with low maintenance can I get for that price that can serve my Uber business?
2. Like how much averagely can I be getting from delivery every day if I register it?
3. Also , which can you suggest better is it to hand it over to the Uber company and be getting money from them daily (if this is the best pls put me thru on how to go about it and how it’s done) or look for a delivery man that will register it on Uber and be getting delivery payment from him… Pls I need guidance on this part and how it’s done and my expectations
I’ll really appreciate kind response from here
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Kriximpecable: 3:29am On Jun 14, 2024
Halahhalah:
10k after every expense or 10k worth of rides?

Abeg, ditch indrive with immediate effect and move to the best apps for newbies.
Since you are at Lekki, try taking trips with surge in the morning and avoid going to mainland in the morning.
Pls boss I’ll need your watsap line cos I’ll love to make some inquiries about the Uber business
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Kriximpecable: 8:15am On Jun 13, 2024
pope191:
As much as I prefer day work, sometimes it not easy on some drivers. You stay around Yaba and I guess it makes your work easy. Just be shuttling island to Yaba, ikeja and surulere. People in Mowa, Berger and other parts of Lagos barely get destination trips when in need of it. By the time you take trip from Island to Yaba around 6:30, you may spend the next 3 hours looking for trip close to your area.
Pls can you share your wAtsap number I have some questions I want to ask before venturing into the business
Phones › Re: A Good Samsung Phone Around 200k by Kriximpecable: 6:42am On May 24, 2024
elawman:
I have Samsung Galaxy note 10 plus for 185k. No fault and it is very clean.
Can you drop your watsap contact pls
Career › Re: Pwc Graduate Recruitment - 2024 by Kriximpecable: 10:22am On Mar 25, 2024
samuelizz:
PwC Graduate Associate Programme 2024

Details

Closing Date
2024/03/18

Reference Number
PWC231201-1

Opportunity’s
PwC Graduate Associate Programme 2024

Intake year
2024

Contract Type
Permanent

Location - Country
Nigeria

Location - Office
Lagos

Overview
Your first job is something special and kicking off your career with PwC is extraordinary, particularly as a new graduate. Can you imagine what it means to have access to over 328,000 colleagues in more than 152 countries, and all that from right here, Nigeria? If you join us, you get access to a global network of specialists who will help you to learn, grow and develop into the accomplished professional you aspire to be. Diversity is at the heart of our business. We’re always looking for graduates with a range of different degrees, backgrounds and life experience. You’ll start alongside other graduates and you’ll learn from each other just as much as you’ll learn from us. Most importantly you’ll build some life-long relationships along the way and be given many opportunities to create. So join us, let’s create together! Professional qualifications will play a vital role in your career. We’ll provide you with all the support and resources you need to excel in your professional exams. International development is a valuable development opportunity, which our global network can provide. This gives you the opportunity to spend a year or two gaining experience and new perspectives with one of our PwC firms around the world, or explore new cultures during short-term client assignments or training courses abroad. At PwC you’re given many opportunities to create, so join our community of solvers and turn your potential into a transformative experience.

Requirements
* Completion of NYSC is mandatory

* Minimum of second class upper division/upper credit

* Minimum of 5 O'Level credits at one sitting, including English language and Mathematics

The PwC Professional is our global leadership development framework. It outlines the capabilities that we look for in all our people - from associate to partner level – that will help us to thrive as purpose-led and values-driven leaders. We look for and develop these qualities in all our people:

Whole leadership - I lead myself and others to make a difference and create a positive impact in a responsible, authentic, resilient, inclusive and passionate manner.

Business acumen - I bring business knowledge, innovation and insight to create distinctive value for clients and PwC.

Technical and digital - I apply a range of technical, digital and other professional capabilities to deliver quality and value.

Global and inclusive - I operate and collaborate effectively with a mindset that transcends boundaries and embraces diverse perspectives.

Relationships - I build relationships of high value, which are genuine and meaningful.

About PwC
We're one of the world's leading professional services organisations. Our purpose is to build trust in society and solve important problems. We're a network of firms in 158 countries with more than 300,000 people who are committed to delivering quality in assurance, advisory and tax services

https://pwcng-graduate.erecruit.co/candidateapp/Jobs/View/PWC231201-1
Pls what does shl test mean?
Business › I Want To Make A Very Strategic Lifetime Decision Your Suggestion Is Needed Pls by Kriximpecable(op): 5:54pm On Mar 22, 2024
I’m a university graduate in Nigeria… But ever since I rounded up my NYSC since 2 years ago I’ve been struggling to stand.. All the jobs I got end up to be “hand to mouth salaries “… Tho recently I’m currently teaching here in Nigeria and I work as a part time teacher where at the end of the month I earned roughly 80k but bills are much even tho I’m planning to start up a business after working for some times to save money

Recently I came back from the village and had a discussion with my uncle who base Cotonou, he promised to assist me… Now he recently called me that I shud move over to Cotonou that teaching jobs over there pay teachers at least 130k in naira currency which is the least salary.. I thought about it and rejected the offer from him cos of the following reasons:
1. He said I’ll live in his house with his wife and children and he will feed me for one year before I stand which I see as inconvenience to him cos as a married man a time will come that they might start seeing me inconvenient to them esp when they feed and house me and I’m in my early 30
2. Moving from Nigeria to Cotonou will mean I’ll have to start life afresh by selling all my things here in Nigeria what if it didn’t turn out as I want where will I run to again?

So pls I just need a very good advice from reasonable adults that understand life no insult pls
I also need an experience person to tell me more about the cost of living in Cotonou compare to Nigeria and what you understand about teaching job over there and their economy
Thanks
Career › Re: Why Do Morticians Knock At Door Before Entering The Mortuary? Scary Experiences by Kriximpecable: 6:57pm On Jan 20, 2024
Henrodah:
I remember when I lost my dad in the 90s , and we took him to Benin city(den of principalities then) And it was time for my mum to bath naked in a stream by 1am in the night. The elders (Odionwere) told me to keep my eyes shut and cover my ears, that its time for the spirits to roam. I was barely 10years old and I grew up in the north and a Christian home, so these events sounded strange to me, but what struck me to this very moment as an adult, was when the elders that were allowed to not close their eyes , started talking about what they saw( mind you they didn't know I could understand Bini wella) , they said they saw a woman with one leg, and her baby on her back hopping, also they saw my dad and he told them who was responsible for his illness that led to his death and other things a 10year old shouldn't have heard . My point is this world is more spiritual than even physical. For those that feel western corpse don't disturb, try and see this movie 'Autopsy of Jane doe' its a movie but it changed my mindset about oyinbo dead bodies.
Pls can I have your watsap number ??
There’s something I want to discuss with you pls
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Kriximpecable: 6:06pm On Jan 15, 2024
Blaqroman0000:
and the person disappeared..

Well I won't say much about this sha.. Like they say; experience is the best teacher... I pray you don't get your experience negatively.. That's all I will say, no need to convince you
Pls can I have your number? Want to discuss something with you pls
Christianity Etc › After Death What Next? by Kriximpecable(op): 10:51am On Jan 15, 2024
Pls I’m curious and wants to know what really happened to the dead after their death
I’ve heard some numerous stories like after death the dead become a ghost without any proper experience
Pls if you must say anything regarding this topic it shud be a physical live experience possibly you saw with your eyes or you witness
We’re all willing to learn
Business › Re: Pls I Need Your Help by Kriximpecable(op): 5:49pm On Jan 07, 2024
MidasTouch15:
Nairalanders will call u a scammer
Pls I’m not a scammer pls help me I can’t be possibly be joking with my mom’s health like that pls
Business › Pls I Need Your Help by Kriximpecable(op): 4:10pm On Jan 07, 2024
My mom has been very sick for the past 5 months now and as the only son she has I can’t help because I don’t have money to take her for medical check up… She is going thru a lot of pains and the last time we went to hospital the doctor said to carry out test we shud pay sum of 100k for the test consisting X-rays and the rest..:
I know many will be asking me my family members pls where I came from my uncle doesn’t care about our survival infact it was Thru a hard way I was able to graduate, she sacrificed a lot to make sure I became graduate but as we all know the present conditions of Nigeria as a graduate I can’t even boast of having 10k in my account cos I’ve search and search for job opportunities but none and this is my 3rd year of graduating from sch…
Pls I’ll really appreciate if anyone can assist me with funds so I can treat my mom pls I know someone here can actually help
Thanks a lot and may God bless you all
Christianity Etc › Re: Pls I Need A Spiritual Help by Kriximpecable(op): 7:48am On Jan 07, 2024
ItShallPass:
Tomorrow, your mum shall receive the help of God in Jesus name.

Relax. This too shall pass.
Amen.. Thank you
Christianity Etc › Re: Pls I Need A Spiritual Help by Kriximpecable(op): 11:53pm On Jan 06, 2024
Kobojunkie:
Nope! I am not a doctor. lipsrsealed
Ok but you sounding like one

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