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Jobs/Vacancies › Pwc Interview by Kriximpecable(op): 1:21pm On Feb 02, 2022
Got a test invite from PwC tax/regulatory internship position this morning to write on Saturday

Pls, who have the latest materials/kits for the test?
Also if you're to write the test kindly provide your watsap number let me add you up so we can help each other with other useful information.

Thank you!...
Jobs/Vacancies › Pls I Want To Avoid Scam And Ritualist by Kriximpecable(op): 4:17pm On Jan 16, 2022
I got a recommendation from someone about this opportunity in Ikeja Lagos . When I got there I gave them my details and the following day they texted me that I've been selected to pertook in the training.
Pls does anyone have heard about NGC data science and web development training in Lagos before? How did it went through? Is it a scam and what are the likely benefits pls?
Check below is the adverts I got from them before applying

Good Day Everyone

Registration is ongoing for the NGC Data Science and Web Development Training. Feel free to invite family and friends to register for the physical training.
Training will be at V.I, Abesan and Onikan

They can come pick up forms at Plot 8 Lateef Jakande road, Agidingbi, ikeja from 13/1/22 - 14/1/22 9am-4pm.

Training starts on Monday January 17th 2022. Runs from Mon to Fri 9am to 2pm for 4 weeks.

Benefits:
- lunch daily
- 2000 daily stipend
- Paid Internship
- Certificates

Bulk SMS will be sent to qualified Candidates before the training date

NOTE: THIS IS FOR PEOPLE THAT ARE NOT WORKING OR HAVE ENGAGEMENTS, DO NOT APPLY IF YOU ARE WORKING OR ENGAGED WITH BUSINESS THAT REQUIRES YOUR PHYSICAL PRESENCE
Properties › Re: Your Suggestion Pls by Kriximpecable(op): 9:43pm On Dec 03, 2021
Kriximpecable:
Good evening n'Landers .

Pls, I'm planning to relocate to Ikorodu in Lagos State as my residence base and being a total stranger to the area I'll be needing your suggestion on the best places in Ikorodu I can reside base on the following criteria below:
1 Uninterrupted constant power supply (Minimum of 15hrs light day)
2. Constant water
3. Tiled and fenced
4. Spacious
5. Balcony (optional)

NB: It is a room self contained and my budget is 100k-120k total package with agency fee

Thank you ..
Pls your suggestion o
Properties › Re: Your Suggestion Pls by Kriximpecable(op): 9:31pm On Dec 03, 2021
Kriximpecable:
Good evening n'Landers .

Pls, I'm planning to relocate to Ikorodu in Lagos State as my residence base and being a total stranger to the area I'll be needing your suggestion on the best places in Ikorodu I can reside base on the following criteria below:
1 Uninterrupted constant power supply (Minimum of 15hrs light day)
2. Constant water supply
3. Tiled and fenced
4. Spacious
5. Balcony (optional)

NB: It is a room self contained and my budget is 100k-120k total package with agency fee

Thank you ..
Properties › Your Suggestion Pls by Kriximpecable(op): 9:30pm On Dec 03, 2021
Good evening n'Landers .

Pls, I'm planning to relocate to Ikorodu in Lagos State as my residence base and being a total stranger to the area I'll be needing your suggestion on the best places in Ikorodu I can reside base on the following criteria below:
1 Uninterrupted constant power supply (Minimum of 15hrs light day)
2. Constant water
3. Tiled and fenced
4. Spacious
5. Balcony (optional)

NB: It is a room self contained and my budget is 100k-120k total package with agency fee

Thank you ..
Career › Re: Professional Advice Needed by Kriximpecable(op): 5:27pm On Nov 21, 2021
delex004:
That's the same format he used for me
He will remove the 3500 from the account
Really? Na advice I seek no be to dupe me
Career › Professional Advice Needed by Kriximpecable(op): 4:56pm On Nov 21, 2021
Good day all.

I'm a fresh graduate that just finished his NYSC at Abuja and now currently in a state of dilemma in choosing a more comfortable place to reside with future prospects between Abuja and Lagos.

Firstly, I don't have any connection,so in case you're giving me an advice to remain back in Abuja you shud also consider that aspect as well; cos I know for you to get a decent job in Abuja requires big time connection which I don't have yet.
Secondly, I was thinking of moving back to Lagos cos there are more better job opportunities over there to Abuja where if you don't have connections you won't get decent job.

What I want is a place where there's better job opportunities between the two and also which among the two have better nightlife in terms of hangout and catching fun

Pls, your candid advice is needed �
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: UBA Aptitude Test: What To Expect? by Kriximpecable: 12:39am On Nov 07, 2021
Pls someone shud add me up to the U A recruitment watsap group with 08072005455
Jobs/Vacancies › I Need This Urgent Information Pls� by Kriximpecable(op): 3:48pm On Oct 21, 2021
Good day 'Landers.

Pls, who is familiar or have come across an accounting firm call "Abdumalik Ahmed and Co.(Chartered accountants), at Wuse Zone 5, Abuja City"?

I was invited for an aptitude test next week but I'm curious cos the company doesn't look familiar to me.

Pls if you have come across the firm or are familiar with the firm I'll need such information below:
1. Help me with their materials for the past years
2. What am I expected to be caution of against their aptitude test ?
3. How much salary do they pay their fresh graduate entry?

Pls, help a brother�
NYSC › Re: Need Your Advice Guys� by Kriximpecable(op): 11:38pm On Jan 28, 2021
Kay005:
Good ppas: Transmission Company of Nigeria Shiroro dam (Dam site) TCN 20k then with accommodation (Shiroro local government).
Kanji hydro electric 20k with accomodation.
NECO they pay well too but don't know about accommodation.
Federal ploy bida accommodation but pay not that much.
NPS electric stuff too in Shiroro dam they pay 5k then with accommodation.
Federal technical school, kuta they pay 5k or so then with accommodation inside school.
Note: if you want stable 24/7 light go to Shiroro dam site, kuta and kainji....Minna no get light reach them.
Okay boss pls can I have your watsap number ?
NYSC › Need Your Advice Guys� by Kriximpecable(op): 1:08pm On Jan 24, 2021
I was recently posted to Niger state for my compulsory NYSC for 2020 Batch B stream 2.

For the few days I was here I noticed Niger state doesn't have a good PPA and that have kept me wondering over time whether to stay or not.

I am currently a platoon leader and I believe my platoon officer will help me in getting a good PPA but my question is which is the best PPA one can consider to be posted to interms of free accommodation and good pay from the PPA since the state doesn't pay?

I've been considering of Fut Minna but don't know if they provide accommodation for corps members. Another place I'm considering is Suleja but don't know which is the best PPA to be posted there( actually I wud love to be posted to any higher institution but it must have a good pay). I wud also love to know if Minna have low electrical power supply or they don't have at all
Travel › Tourist Expert Need Your Counsel Pls by Kriximpecable(op): 1:23am On Jan 16, 2021
I was just recently posted for my NYSC at Niger state, Minna city. But the little challenges I have currently is that I don't know the route over there neither have I been there before. I'm actually coming from Ore in Ondo state.

I tried consulting Google the I got something like this
Ore- Akure- Owo- Ibilo- Okene - Lokoja- Abuja

My questions are as follows:
1. Do you think the route guide as outlined by Google is heedable?
2. How many hours can it take me from Ore to Arrive at Minna?
3. If I shud cut my journey, which is the safest place(the state)to pass a night so I can continue my journey the following morning?
4. Like how much will it cost me to go on such hectic journey using recent transportation costs?
5 I've heard a lot of terrible things that happened along Okene to Lokoja/ Abuja axis, how can I avoid such risk?
6 what other advice can you give to a first- timer like me?

Expert help a brother pls! �
Career › Respond On This Pls by Kriximpecable(op): 9:55pm On Nov 24, 2020
Good evening house!
Pls I have a question...
Is it possible for a tenant to vacate an apartment he has been living following the pack notice given by his landlord with immediate effect? Or there must be a specified period that must be given to the tenant to search for other avalaible apartment even when the tenant is not owing any rent? Pls I need a sound lawyer to respond to this.
Career › Professional Or Business? by Kriximpecable(op): 10:56pm On Nov 10, 2020
Good pm nairalanders.
Pls I'm on cross road between chosing a professional course(ICAN) and running a personal business (Agriculture)

I recently graduated from one of the best University last year from the department of Banking and finance.

Right from my childhood days my innermost dream and passion has always been to become a chartered accountant. I so much love that profession with so much passion. Nevertheless,these days because of the hardship and economy quagmire our country (Nigeria) is currently passing through with regards to Job opportunity,slave free and high payment of salary for university graduates and professionals I'm considering of starting an agricultural business(fish pond or poultry)after I've concluded my NYSC. Now I have a budget of 500k which I don't know which one to best invest between agricultural business and ICAN exams (though I'm certain of passing the whole exams all at one sitting) My NYSC will be starting from next month and I'll be putting these thoughts into consideration.NB: the ICAN exams will be written and pass by me before I finish my service that's if I consider professional course; while the poultry or fish pond business will commence after my NYSC that's if I consider agricultural business.

What do you think pls??

Shud I write my ICAN exams and become a chartered accountant before concluding for my NYSC or I shud use the money to start up an agricultural business like poultry or fish pond after my NYSC.

Professional advice is needed here pls!
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Help Determine Whether Valid Or Fake by Kriximpecable(op): 1:18am On Aug 26, 2020
Kriximpecable:
Good morning nairalanders..
Pls, there was this new job adverts I saw on LinkedIn by Varlem Africa company. They said they provide innovative strategy product but all they need is someone that Is ready to work remotely with a phone and laptop. But,mere looking at the job adverts I have this feeling that they are one of the GNLD affiliate.

My question is if anyone here have ever been employed by this coy before? Or do I have anyone that previously have some experience about this coy? What are their products? Do they pay salary to their workers?

Pls help me out.
Thanks!
Jobs/Vacancies › Help Determine Whether Valid Or Fake by Kriximpecable(op): 1:17am On Aug 26, 2020
Good morning nairalanders..
Pls, there was this new job adverts I saw on LinkedIn by Varlem Africa company. They said they provide innovative strategy product but all they need is someone that Is ready to work remotely with a phone and laptop. But,mere looking at the job adverts I have this feeling that they are one of the GNLD affiliate.

My question is if anyone here have ever been employed by this coy before? Or do I have anyone that previously have some experience about this coy? What are their products? Do they pay salary to their workers?

Pls help me out.
Thanks!
Romance › Re: Should I Continue Or Move On?? by Kriximpecable(op): 2:40am On Aug 07, 2020
NevetsIbot:
The point is... You are a simp for letting a girl below you be in the position to tell you "no" without you knowing the next point of action you should do is to delete her like she never existed.

And again


Stop going for girls you'd manage... Manage comes with a lot of baggage
Okay. I understand bro. Thanks though
Romance › Re: Should I Continue Or Move On?? by Kriximpecable(op): 4:06pm On Aug 06, 2020
Sixfeetbelle:
So why were you trying to date someone you already decided was below your standards? Is it an ego trip to boost your morale, which explains why once she rejected you, it resulted in you creating a thread for it?


To answer your post, I don't see the big deal in her saying "No" to dating you or whatever you had proposed to happen between you two. Choices are what makes us human. She doesnt "feel" you and sticking around waiting for her attention is like diminishing your value. You should move on completely and find someone else to date; preferably someone in the same class as you this time around.
Okay boss. Thanks
Romance › Re: Should I Continue Or Move On?? by Kriximpecable(op): 4:01pm On Aug 06, 2020
MARX77:
Never let a person tell you they don't want you more than once.
I love this. Thank you boss smiley
Romance › Re: Should I Continue Or Move On?? by Kriximpecable(op): 3:59pm On Aug 06, 2020
elipheleh:
It's a normal thing. Girls instinctively know when a guy is way above them. And if you approach a girl too low for you, the probability of her rejecting you is 100%.
I don't know why.
But that is what I have noticed myself.

Guys at times underrate their selves a lot. I used to underrate myself before.
But not anymore.

I think you're right boss. You're truly an expert with what I've red here wink
Now if you see the high class of girls I go for and how the girls even follow me easily, e go shock you.

My advice is try those girls you think are higher than you. More often than not, those are the real class you belong to.
Note: You must damn and overcome your anxiety of approaching those high class girls. Just damn it and do it.

Stop going for low lives. Their fear and inferiority complex won't allow them say yes.
I think you're right boss. You're truly an expert with what I've red here wink. The best thing for me is to try those high class girls. But why I don't like trying those high class girls is because I see them so much demanding than the low class ones if they eventually accept my proposal
Romance › Re: Should I Continue Or Move On?? by Kriximpecable(op): 3:50pm On Aug 06, 2020
NevetsIbot:
She's way below you..

Na manage you wan manage am

She no dey benefit your life

All she probably has to offer is the wet moist between her legs

Then. You let her tell you no and her number is still stored on your phone?

Bro, I don't really get your point. Pls, hit the nail! wink

SIMP OF THE YEAR
Bro I don't really get your point. Pls, hit the nail! smiley
Romance › Re: Should I Continue Or Move On?? by Kriximpecable(op): 3:49pm On Aug 06, 2020
NevetsIbot:
She's way below you..

Na manage you wan manage am

She no dey benefit your life

All she probably has to offer is the wet moist between her legs

Then. You let her tell you no and her number is still stored on your phone?

Bro, I don't really get your point. Pls, hit the nail! wink

SIMP OF THE YEAR
Romance › Re: Should I Continue Or Move On?? by Kriximpecable(op): 3:47pm On Aug 06, 2020
Sixfeetbelle:
Wait, let me get this.

She's beyond your class but you want to manage her? Shouldn't she be the one managing you?
Sorry I mean she is below my class . That's a typo
Romance › Should I Continue Or Move On?? by Kriximpecable(op):
Good day fellow nairalanders.

Pls, I'll love to seek for relationship advice from relationship expert.

I just met a girl not more than two weeks now. I recently ask her out yesterday where she openenly told me that "she can't date me". I ask her her reasons but she said "she has no reasons". Pls, is it advisable to continue asking her out until she agrees or I should just move on with my life?? Note, she only said NO to me once.

Meanwhile, this said girl is way below my class and level that I should start running after her like one mumu. Na manage I wan manage am before o!

What do you think, pls?

Only for mature minds, pls! huh cool
Education › Re: Which Job Can I Engage In As An Undergraduate On Holiday? by Kriximpecable: 9:18pm On Jun 26, 2020
RedPhoenix:
Send a mail to the email on my signature
I sent you a mail have you seen it?
Education › Re: Which Job Can I Engage In As An Undergraduate On Holiday? by Kriximpecable: 6:45pm On Jun 26, 2020
RedPhoenix:
Check signature for contact
I'm also interested Sir. I've checked but couldn't find any signature of yours. Pls, kindly add me up on my watsap line on 08072005455
Romance › Re: I'm About Moving On With My Life- Right Or Wrong? by Kriximpecable(op): 11:04pm On Jun 09, 2020
Squillaci:
Lol, no be you dey chyke am?
Na me o. But why did you say she isn't attracted to me?
Romance › Re: I'm About Moving On With My Life- Right Or Wrong? by Kriximpecable(op): 10:43pm On Jun 09, 2020
Squillaci:
She isn't attracted to you, bro.
Or you mean to say I'm not attracted to her?
Romance › Re: I'm About Moving On With My Life- Right Or Wrong? by Kriximpecable(op): 4:52pm On Jun 09, 2020
tribalwarlord:
everything you wrote here is so true... I'm more motivated... I needed to see this post now !!! Thanks
You're a lady. See wetin ur fellow lady dey do me o. Don't you have any advice for guy man like me ni? smiley
Romance › Re: I'm About Moving On With My Life- Right Or Wrong? by Kriximpecable(op): 4:22pm On Jun 09, 2020
stanliwise:
yeah just act nicely same way you do to anyone. The most important thing is that you ensure you don’t give a girl the impression that she deserves a favour because she is pretty or because you admire her. Infact the more pretty they look, the less amount of favour you start giving them.
Word. Noted bro
Romance › Re: I'm About Moving On With My Life- Right Or Wrong? by Kriximpecable(op): 4:18pm On Jun 09, 2020
themaestro08:
You are a first class simp( no offence man), your weakness is Clear for all to see huh What the hell is wrong with you?

Listen, we all have encounter such ladies - you love them but they don't. In this case, walk away and search elsewhere. You are making yourself look pathetic by being at the Mercy of this lady. Where is your self esteem? Have you no pide and self worth? huh Its time you get your act together.

Walk away - ladies are everywhere - all it takes is for you to make your intentions known.
Noted. Thanks bro

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